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In before Yukkuri no More.

I'll start.

in b4 refretching game

>>1204204
It's like I'm really in /h/...

>>1204182
>Post Yukkuri stuff

How about you post some yourself?

>>1204204

HURRRRRRR OP DIDN'T EVEN POST A YUKKURI PIC

13. Yukkuris have families (at least the normal Yukkuris do, I don't know about the semi-yukkuris). That doesn't stop them from comiting cannibalism. One family got stuck in their cave for the winter with a small amount of food, some sweets that belonged to one of the small ones and a lot of cotton candy from the Anon that was taking care of them. They kill the small one because it wouldn't let them eat the sweets, and later kill the rest of the small ones because they needed food. After they finish them, a few weeks later, they find out that they're short on food again. I can't remember exactly what goes on here, but they end up eating half of the remaining ones and, as soon as they've finished those too, they decide to eat the food they had and spend the rest of the winter eating the cotton candy. It had been a long time, though, so no more cotton candy. They go crazy and start eating each other. Last Yukkuri Standing promptly forgets the whole thing and exclaims "Where is everyone? Oh, they must have gone to look for food! Come back easy! I'll take it easy and wait for you ^_^".

best thread on /jp/

Well, this is technically a yukkuri being driven to kill, but it's still yukkuri eating yukkuris.

>>1204251
I lol'd

sage faggots

>>1204416

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>>1204445

~Purge it easy~

Wouldn't it have been better to just hijack the old yukkuri thread?

87. Dosumarisa (dosu- is a term for huge yukkuris) is the wise and strong leader of its herd. With its childhod friends Mukyu and Alice, it teaches other yukkuris how to gather food, and to not invade humans' homes. Today, it's begging a human not to kill the family that ate food from his stock, and offers some of the herd's food as compensation. Apparently, it's the fifth time this year; yukkuris don't learn. If it happens again, they won't have enough for the winter. The next day, it hears that it's happened again. Grumbling, it heads towards the village, but gets caught in a trap set by the other yukkuris. They accuse it of taking away theyr food. "If you hadn't done that, we'd be able to take it easy!!!" (This shows exactly how smart yukkuris are.) They then bring its childhood friends in front of it, and get an Alice rapesquad to brutally rape and eat them. Dosumarisa can't believe or understand what's happening, but it's furious like never before. It breaks the trap, and crushes/eats/rips apart the whole herd. It then decides to lead a solitary life, free from stupid yukkuris.

>>1204481
Is there some site I can get the rest of these? I downloaded some of the earlier ones, but accidentally forgot some.

Get born easy!

Little Reimu had always desired a younger sister

Her poor frail mother could only endure growing a single koyukkuri stalk.

Little Reimu has always been alone. She oh so desired a little sister to share her love and company with.

Days often passed where little Reimu glanced enviously at other yukkuri families and their many cute little yukkuris.

It is not surprising that when Little Reimu saw another stalk growing out of her mother, her heart was filled with joy.

With this, I finally have my own sister, Little Reimu thought to herself.
I will enjoy many cute moments with her.
We will take it easy together.

Little Reimu called out to her stem sister everyday. She so desired the loving touch of her little sister.

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>>1204517

Things reached the inevitable conclusion and so, without any kind of preparation to care for her, lil' sis Reimu fell into this world prematurely...

lil' sis Reimu crashed into the soil. Her skin was loose, and her movements without any real merit. lil' sis Reimu could not walk. She could only shake around, endlessly wobbling around in one place.

Furthermore, what met the eyes of Little Reimu wasn't a curious googly eyed glance from her newborn little sister. What met her was an empty and hollow stare, glancing endlessly towards the sky.

Furthermore, what came out of lil' sis' mouth wasn't a spoiled tone of a yukkuri demanding to take it easy. What Little Reimu heard was something that couldn't have been anything other than a broken cry of an animal.

What Little Reimu expected in her dreams violently crashed with this terrifying image.
Little Reimu slowly came to a painful understanding.

This child sister of hers.. can never take it easy.
Little Reimu also came into a realization that things would change for her too.

>>1204506

Yu11.doc:
http://rapidshare.com/files/139067834/yu11.doc.html

Translated Folder # 2 (updated):
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DTYJLXSA

>>1204538

>>1204540

This still counts, right?

>>1204544

Saging your stupid shit.

Man you make bad storys, you should prolly just die.

>>1204518
>lil' sis Reimu could not walk
Reimus don't walk. They bounce

>>1204552
Little kid can't take it easy?

>>1204561
They walk by bouncing. Idiotic technicallity avoided. Don't be so anal, yeash

>>1204538
That's translated. It's also not all of them.

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>>1204616

/r/ I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY

>>1204602
>>1204612
>>1204616
>>1204621

I lol'd, then I felt bad.

>>1204634
>I lol'd
Good.
>then I felt bad.
No.

>>1204640

>>1204635
Unrelated to the thread, but posting for completion.