/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i think you know the answer to that

>>12022927
Now now, just because Sakuya does it doesn't mean you have to. I know that /jp/ is full of goal-less NEETs, but that doesn't mean that you have to resort to imitation.

>>12022915
Slay Youkais

>>12022915
I'd be ruling over lesser touhou's, not taking the easy way out and playing servant.

Maybe Sakuya has reasons for being so lazy?

>>12022984
I would hardly call managing that massive mansion "lazy", even with Sakuya's abilities. It's not like she's living Reimu's lifestyle. She probably has some kind of debt to Remilia, though. Or she's just in love. One of the two.

>>12022915
Furiously masturbate

Sell my loose pussy to old men

>>12022915
play with myself until i'm so sore it hurts to walk

Prostitute myself to greasy unwashed nerds. The ugliest ones, I want to be a pure beautiful woman that is defiled nightly and tossed out like trash after the fact.
Spending the ill earned wealth would fill me with a perverse pleasure.

It's interesting that /jp/ thinks the model of perfection is a woman. I shouldn't be as surprised by this as I am.

>>12022994
how expensive?

>>12023052
>It's interesting that /jp/ thinks the model of perfection is a woman.
I think everyone thinks this way.

>>12023052
I admire its purity.

>>12023063
I always got the feeling from lurking that /jp/ leaned misogynistic when it came to real life, though. Like I said, I shouldn't be surprised by this but I still was, kind of.

>>12023066

That's pretty much how it is for me. Also, I find women's bodies very pleasing, artistically. I think the additional curves make them much more interesting.

>>12023066
There is a world of difference between 2d and 3d. Just because you love 2d doesn't mean you love 3d or vice versa.

>>12023078
That's true. But you and everybody else in this thread is still 3D, no matter how much you/we wish otherwise

>>12023083
Thanks for reminding me, jackass.

>>12023083

I think everyone came to terms with this a long time ago. We just like to (occasionally) gripe.

>>12023083
I am a 2D! I howl at the moon and I love 2D more than 3D so that proves it! >:(

It's nice to fantasize to an extent, but too much escapism is unhealthy and nobody, 2D or 3D, would approve of it.

>>12023148

It's a good thing I'm not looking for approval, then.

I would confess to Remi and Flan Flan.

The more I think about Sakuya's powers, the more I'm convinced that she's basically unbeatable unless she herself fucks something up or gets backstabbed (which I guess still counts as fucking up).

I think I'd start with molesting some vampire brats.

>>12023083
Even if you decide to ignore the worship of, unmistakenly female, unattainable ideal, you're still mistaking misogyny for misanthropy. Not many on /jp/ ever disliked real-life women for being female. It's all about the "real-life" part.

Can any Sakuya lovers help me out?

>>>/r/12214583

>>12022984
Easy way out? She's a perfect and elegant MAID, anon. Maid is part of her perfect elegance deal, and maids are servants.

>>12027072
idk but heres another

>>12027111
I missed seeing sakuslut.jpg grace this board

>>12024421
>she's basically unbeatable
moon cunts beat her so easily so no

Sakuya was maid to be laid.

shoot things dead

>>12027123
Me too... It was surprisingly entertaining.

>>12027072
>>12027111
Someone helped me!

http://www.doujin-moe.us/caapyqsy

>>12027124
It was a danmaku match, and she just gave it up.
She wasn't in any real danger, and I can think of several ways for her to easily avoid that attack if it was seriously meant to harm her.

Spraking of which, does anyone have the pic in which Sakuya is crouching down pretending her knees are her breasts?
I can't seem to find it anywhere.

>>12031362
Speaking*
Fuck this goddamn phone.

>>12031362
You mean this one?

>>12031396
Yeah, could you post the whole thing?

>>12031397
Yes. :^)

>>12031397

>>12027326
W...where is this from?

>>12031460
Something shitty.

>>12031466
pls :(

>>12031480
Beg.

>>12031480
looks like something from Alice no Takarabako's kogal doujins, but I can't be sure

>>12031520
Thank you.

>>12023052
>It's interesting that /jp/ thinks the model of perfection is a woman.
It is. Disregarding the porn, Touhou is about as faggot-optimized as fictive entertainment can be.
I sometimes wonder if those who post in these "aw yeah I'd fugg dat gurl" threads even like the ZUN stuff.
Then again, I remember how chavs around here used to listen to Modern Talking. I always found it a little funny.

>>12023052
>>12035437
I don't think anyone here is really giving serious though as to what defines a perfect woman.

>>12035444
Well, at least some posters seem to be really interested in them in weird ways. For me, Touhou is like K-On: mixing it with heterosexual eroticism appears clumsy, moronic and wrong as HELL.

Could you imagine INFINITE nap time?

>>12038009
yep

Masturbate furiously.

The only way to be as perfect and elegant as Sakuya is to be Sakuya, so I'd serve Remilia for the rest of my life just like she does.

>>12022915
Kill myself, due to being the worst Touhou.

I'd romance Rinnosuke.

Time stop -> indulge all cute fantasies

slut it up

I'd eat a lot

sakuya is just an abstraction; she doesn't exist.
if I were like sakuya, I would not exist either. get a grip.

>>12022915
I'd entertain /jp/

id rather not be someone like sakuya, id put everything good about her to waste

>>12038009
infineet

put my knife inside of remi

If you know what I mean

Sometimes I feel like the only one who genuinely loves Sakuya.
I know it isn't true but I'll be damned if it doesn't seem that way sometimes.

>>12043830
I know exactly what you mean

I would find my own oujo-sama.

Isn't there already a sakuya thead?

>>12022984
She has the stamina and body structure of a human. Without her time stop, most Youkai could probably one shot her.

>>12052383
what a slut

>>12027097
So you're saying she can only be perfect and elegant as long as she remains a maid?

If that's the case could she become someone else's maid and remain perfect and elegant, or is it a function of being Remilia's Head Maid?

Form a string quartet.

>>12055327
Is she the (perfect and elegant) (maid) or (perfect) and (elegant maid) or ([perfect and elegant] maid)?

Also welcome /tg/ friend, enjoy your stay.

>>12055327
Yes.

>>12050483
Don't vampires just res in their coffins? Why doesn't she do this?

>Sakuya thread, no mention about Za Warudo. No mentioning how she stands by her Vampire loli.

Was there a meeting?

>>12022969

>>12059731
That'd be more /a/ material for Sakuya discussion. This thread is about how perfect and elegant she is.

I would probably open a bar and draw in hopeless alcoholic NEETs.

>>12059715
>Is she the (perfect and elegant) (maid)
Yes.

Perfect and elegant have higher precedence than maid.

>>12022915
>So, /jp/, if you were as perfect and elegant of a person as Sakuya, how would you use your talents?

Holy shit where to begin... I would stop time then strip myself naked, then find any of the following girls in the allotted time: Patchouli, Meiling, Koakuma, Byakuren, Yukari, Ran, Yuyuko, Reisen, Eirin, Sanae, Yuugi, Yuuka, Kanako, Okuu, Momiji or Kasen. Then I'll strip them down and rub our supple bodies together and engage in all manner of lewd acts involving their most sensitive and supple of areas. Once all is said and done I GTFO before my powers expire, then rinse and repeat with any of the aforementioned women whom I didn't get a chance to get intimate with then once I had them all I'll do it all over again.

tl:dr Engage in hot lesbo action with any fine women of Touhou and now I need to fap after thinking about this, pardon me.