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Friendly reminder

>> No.11988935

Somebody post the gigantic pile of plushies.

>> No.11988978

>>11988932
Reminder of what? That you're a complete fucking retard, obviously these things are made in large quantities in some workshop.

>> No.11988979

cute!

>> No.11988982

>>11988978
The hell is your issue? Sounds like you're the retard, getting all fumed over someone over the internet for no reason.

>> No.11988989

>>11988978
keep being in denial

>> No.11988992

>>11988982
Nah son, you're the fucking retard.

>> No.11988990

I wonder if I own anything that wasn't made in a factory.

>> No.11988996
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>>11988982
>>11988992
Both of you are retards.

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>> No.11989000

>>11988996
>Assuka

Epic dude.

>> No.11989011

>>11988996
Everyone on /jp/ is a retard. Including me. Especially me.

>> No.11989015
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>>11989011
You're not more retarded than me. I'm the king of retards.

>> No.11989018 [DELETED] 

feel when

>> No.11989022

waifus factory

>> No.11989032

I don't get it.

>> No.11989033

awesome love it

>> No.11989033,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11989018
What the fuck janishit

>> No.11989049

>>11988990
Your life?

>> No.11989054

>>11989049
My parents were factory workers and often copulated during lunch breaks.

>> No.11989061

>>11988997
I wonder if they get turned on looking up those Suika's skirts all day

>> No.11989063

>>11989049
bro youre naive as fuck
come back when you finish watching the matrix

>> No.11989063,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11989033,1
Asspained nerd

>> No.11989063,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11989063,1
Why did he only delete that one post, my god this is ridiculously funny

>> No.11989167

>>11989063
Woah dude, that was just a movie...

>> No.11989183

>>11989167
its not just a movie bro
thats how things actually are (not like that exactly but its like a metaphor)

dont be so closed off
they already got you
you need to escape

>> No.11989202

>>11988932
lol at that workers apron

>> No.11989210

>>11988997
>>11988932

They're made in glorious China huh.

Inb4 everything is made there. I would have thought this was one of the few exception.

>> No.11989249

Yes, China is a slave country.

>> No.11989253

>>11988997
>>11988932

Reminder that you must wash your dakimakura and put your figures into the dishwasher as soon as you get them, who knows how they were handled.

>> No.11989292

>>11989253

So you're saying that the dakimakuras were never pure to begin with?

>> No.11989295

>>11989292
Fleas, man.

>> No.11989300
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whatever

>> No.11989301

It doesn't matter where she's made, it matters when you get your hands on it, that's when she finds her master and gains her immortal soul.

>> No.11989303

Where do I get a non lewd daki?
I just want to hug, not get aroused.

>> No.11989305

>>11989300

What?

>>11989301

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

>> No.11989324

>>11989183
No need.
It's fine.
It would probably just get worse.

>> No.11989333

>>11989301
Sounds exactly like the Idol master rape doujin I just read

>> No.11989349

>>11989303
Similar thing here. I sort of just want one to have around but not really interact with. I'd feel strange hugging.

>> No.11989936

>>11989305
Clutch wikipedia article linking, dude.

>> No.11991502

>>11988932
another friendly reminder: the computer/phone/tablet you are now currently using was also made by chink slave labor.

>> No.11991509

It's basically like sleeping next to a Chinese girl.

>> No.11991511

>>11991502
I built my own computer. Mined the minerals and everything.

>> No.11991518

>>11989301
It has been long accepted that souls enter the body during quickening. Since those things never move at all... you'll have to accept that your body pillow isn't really alive.

>> No.11991522

>>11991518
I'm sorry, but are you the pope?

>> No.11991548

>>11989022
What if there was a company that produced custom waifus? Truly there is an untapped market for custom waifu creation. All that NEET money.

>> No.11991551

I thought the Chinese were starving.
Nice try government, but I see their women are even healthier than ours.

>> No.11991572

>>11991511
got'cher own SMT assembly machine lines and semiconductor die fab unit in your own custom-built cleanroom too, i suppose? sweet. i didn't think AMD or Intel'd be so kind as to lend you their masks to make your own CPU dies.

>> No.11991573

>>11991572
I forged it all with my hands. I'm a real man's man.

>> No.11991576

>>11991548
they're called love dolls. NEETs usually don't have the monies to afford them.

>> No.11991582

>>11991573
musta been real tricky work making a billion or so NAND gates one by one.

>> No.11991584

>>11991582
Maybe for someone unskilled such as yourself, but not for a master craftsman like me.

>> No.11991589

>>11991576
No. I mean real waifus.

>> No.11991594

>>11991584
hm, i'd say a good master craftsman could make about 1 NAND gate per second on a tiny semiconductor square. at that rate it would take you just short of 32 years to make a billion NAND gates on said surface.

so, how old are you, my man?

>> No.11991596

>>11991589
love dolls are real. you can see them and touch them and make love to them. you can even smell them too if you splash them with perfume.

>> No.11991597

>>11991594
Like I said, maybe if you're unskilled.

>> No.11991600

>>11991589
Like GITS sexbots?

>> No.11991606

>>11991597
boo. i was hoping you'd say something like you stopped counting after 200 years or so. i mean after all, a true master craftsman would take at least that long to master his craft, eh?

game over.

>> No.11991620

>>11991606
Not everyone is as slow a learner as you.

>> No.11991641

>>11989936

You know it.

>> No.11991648

>>11991509
>It's basically like sleeping next to a Chinese girl.

Whats that like?

>> No.11992658

>>11991573
>I'm a real man's man.
Does that make you a faggot?

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