/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are sheepNEETs good or not at singing I don't get it

I like all the characters in SA more than Satori and Koishi, even Yamame and Kisume.

>>11881257
I used to be like that too, before I achieved satori.

we canon now

>>11881318

fakest sheep

>>11881368
heresy

Alice is not a bird.

looks like the artist is drawing a huge collection of koisheeps

>>11881520

Golfing with Koisheep!

>>11881318
I wonder if he follows our threads

>>11881650
I was about to ask that seeing as >>11881368
is nowhere to be found.

It could be the artist himself who just uploaded it.

>>11881736
So what about the other underground youkai? Parseal? Yuugoat?

>>11881736
The style seems different.
Still cute though.

I don't get it.

>>11881744
Different artist.

>>11881872
Who is that? Kokooka? Kokoroslag?

>>11881872
Kokoram

(:3[テレビ] (╹ߍ╹ )=≡=-･∴’ [リモコン]c(↿ ߍ ↾c)

>>11884489
Are you the artist uploading these? I cant find this picture on saucenao or google.

>>11884611
You are free to continue pretending that he is the artist.

>>11884620
Well I am only drawing to assumptions here since I cant find these pictures here.

Come to think of it the pictures that I would see int he sheep threads I would then see later be uploaded to his pixiv

I wonder if Koisheep is the legendary sheep from Murakami's books.

>>11884638
>Murakami
*tips fedora*

>>11884626
Get a load of this secondary.

>>11884658
Well if these picture are already on his pixiv, the search isnt coming up with anything. I even put in the filename into google and nothing comes up. Then I upload the file itself into google and nothing comes up.

So if I cant find it on saucenao, cant find the file name on google, cant find the file itself on google. It is not hard for one to come to these assumptions.

>>11884654
That doesn't even look like a fedora, what are you getting at?

>>11884682
hows the hat called then, turbonerd

>>11884712
Kinda looks like a sunhat.

Also, I don't have turbo.

"meep meep" these.

>>11884764
baaaaaaw

sheepNEET

>>11885182

>>11884764
I want to put it in.

>>11885429
The picture pretty much summed up how I felt doing some risk or rain runs on monsoon as acrid. Fucking magma worm every god damn time is hard playing as acrid.

I like to surf in various places on the online world, regularly I will just go to /jp/ and read and check stuff out

i like sheepNEETs

>>11886001
word

>>11886138
I'd like to imagine the sheepNEETs would be chilling to some tunes like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI3Z7IKx4DY

I miss the cowhous

>>11886001
stop adding neet to it for no reason

>>11886916
Uhhh... stop taking away part of their NEETtitle for no reason..

>>11886945
stop giving them that title for no reason

>>11886950
The NEET emperor gave them that title, you have no rights here normie.

I'm the NEETsar, I 'm fully and rightfully entitled to do so. Get lost you NEETposing sub-human crossie!

>>11886971
I'm the godNEET and I strip you of your rights.

I want to make love to a cute NEET that would let me over to her NEETpalace whenever she or I was feeling lonely.

where the fuck are my fatNEETs?

>>11886984
I wanted to go to McDonalds but it's too cold outside.

>>11886974
Blasphemy! You'll burn in normieHELL, HERETIC!

>>11886977
you'll have to wait for her parents and siblings to leave since she lives with them

>>11886984
I may be NEET but at least I'm not obese.

Thank you for making me realize this.

>>11887079
You poor NEETpeasant, us NEETkings are well-fed

>>11887102
Fug off, Fat NEET.

Fat NEET are everything that's wrong with the NEET community.

You destroy the entire concept of being NEET. You are lower than the burger-rats you eat. Go choke on lard and die.

>>11887123
Prancing nuggert in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction, to the worlddddddddddddddd

>>11887107
Feels good to be the king

All fatNEETs should go jump off a bridge

>>11887123

Feels good to look like a model even though I'm NEET.

Too bad a shit-eater like you won't ever know this feel.

>>11887133
Oh, but I do, here's a picture of what I used to look like

daily reminder that FATneets are WORSTneets, making them the lowest of the low.

>>11886987
i want to take it out

>>11886916
fuck off normielord

Why is Satoram so sad?

>>11888746
She isnt sad, it is just her default expression.

Special friend sheepNEET

>>11888750
Then she's sad all the time?
That's horrible.

I want to fugg a sheepNEET

>>11892034
That's gross, dude.

Couple minutes before I opened /jp/ I recaled having worked with sheep a bit. They are like dogs but can be startled causing flee reaction as they are herbivores and prey animals not carnivorous predators like dogs. When bringing them food and water one of the biggest obstacles was sheep flocking around us so that it was hard to distribute containers around.

>>11892034
Leave Koisheep and Satoram alone you fucking furfag you're fucking disgusting kill yourself

>>11891107
its cute, you can bully her

>>11892127
>>11892086
it would be neat because after i pound their sheep pussy i can clean my dick with the wool :^)

>>11892129
dont bully satoram

where is my yuugoat

autistic sheepNEET

>>11899192
why can't you eat sheeps in minecraft

/jp/ I sent off a joke job application to an advertising agency to satisfy my parents but they just called me back and they say that they want me to come in for a job interview...

What do I do? I feel like this might be the end for me...maybe I can scuttle the interview? I have to go in on monday, I'll let you know how it goes...help pls...

sheepNEET bubblegum

_(ゝヽ[大砲]ｃ(╹ߍ╹ｃ) (↿ ߍ ↾ )

alright now you're just being silly

>>11907347
I want to pull it out.

>>11908546
i want to put it in :^)

>>11908586
don't

Post more sheep doing fluffy things

>>11912940
sheepNEETs should stop being so lewd then

>>11908586
Dirty deeds done with sheep.

Baa ram ewe, to your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true.

>>11913685
sheepneet have legs

>>11913687
Most loyal sheep.

>>11913640
youtu.be/MbFux7_RQpA?t=2m30s

who sheepNEET here

>>11881241

Thread music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

I want to stick it in.

>>11916040
Silly anon, you dont stick it in, you JJJJJAAAAAAMMM IT IN!!!!!

>>11916067
pls be gentle.

>>11916040

>>11916119
l00d

>>11916119
no, not that anteater image
anything but that

>>11918329
is koisheep no more?

Ok I am pretty much convinced that the sheepNEET artist is indeed posting his drawings here.

everytime I see new images of Koisheep and Satoram I see them get uploaded to his pixiv like a few days later it gets posted here

>>11891107
She isnt sad necessarily. That is just how she looks.

>>11918860
Koisheep artist (their name is Negi) uploads stuff on his twitter first, dude. Judging from the filenames, they're from twitter's built-in image function.

>>11918895
Really? becuase when I first tried to image search them in google, iqdb, and sauce now it would come up with nothing. I would even put in the filename itself and search for it and it would only turn up this thread in the search

>>11918900
Google, etc. don't index images or URLs from pic.twitter.com I think

Why is koisheep so erotic?

dang dang

sheepNEET

>>11924472
so noisy................

>>11924472
I can't take it easy like this

i want more sheepNEET!

>>11928114

It will come, in due time.

So soft.

Stop calling it shepNEET goddamn, it's just Koisheep. She isn't a filthy NEET like you

>>11931385
Shut it, nerd.

>>11931385
They are sheepNEET, and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>11931385
Hey fuck you buddy

New NEETsheep, straight from the source of all sheep.

>>11931714

I remember when sheepNEETs used to be quadrupeds...

>>11933502
Those were the good old days...

The artist literally calls them koisheep you fags.

>>11933765
I don't give a fuck.

>>11933765
>fags
>s
It's literally one person forcing it.

>>11933824
Yeah, that shithead creator trying to force sheepNEETs to be called koisheeps, what a fucking moron lol

>>11933828

kill you are self

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

>>11933962
When is the official plush toy coming? I will pay many dollars for a quality sheepNEET.

>>11937425
Woah, Satoram looks really cute when put in the spotlight.

Is this a trend among 2hu artists?

>>11937538
Yes, and the artists that follow this fad are called "Koisheepl".

>>11937543
SheepNEET

>>11937551
koi
sheeeeeeep

>>11916023
Thread music 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cqCa4IM8w8
I couldn't find that old WOW sheep song.

>>11934727
It's so tiny. I want to pick it up.

>>11937425

I wanted to post that one
it's cute
satoram is my favorite neetsheep

>>11881275

heh. good one.

>>11937650
No, Rumia. Don't eat it, Rumia. No.

sleepy sheepNEETs

>>11944106
I want to stick my face right in their sheepNEET crotch!

>>11944237
I want to stick my face right in your notsheepbutNEET crotch!

>>11944338
T-that's quite lewd of you to say!

sheepNEET...
sheepNEET has changed...

Prostitution is wrong!

>>11944510
I want to bully a sheepNEET

>>11944516
How would you bully them?

>>11944657
ill spank those fluffy little butts and i will pull their horns

mokbuck

>>11945212
Laaaaame

>>11945212
Not a sheep NEET , just a hobo in disguise

stop saying sheepneet

its koisheep

>>11945524
sheepNEET is the grouping of Koisheep and Satoram

>>11945212
Where is my Byak and Yuugoat?

>>11945594
>Yuugoat
>Not Yuugibear as in a pun on Yogi Bear

>>11945623
Who are you quoting?

>>11945623
Yu doesn't sound anything like Yo

>>11945727
It doesn't have to! It is similar enough to have a pun made out of it! It would be funny and cute!

>>11945623
Did somebody say Yuugi bear?

>>11945623
>>11946052
Don't post these.

SheepNEETs only.

>>11945623
It's not even a pun, Hoshiguma pretty much means star bear.

>>11951084
YES!
Star Bear
Yogi Bear
Hoshiguma Yuugi
Yuugi
Yogi
Yuugi Bear!

Where are the new sheepneets...?

why do you all call them sheepNEETS? thats just sounds so awkward to say

>>11956237
frig outta here

>>11956237
Would you prefer Ovis NEET aries

>>11944505
Osborne sheepneet is culture!

Pumping iron with Koisheep!

>>11957537
*farts in ur face*

>>11957356

fricken sellout

>>11959732
SheepNEETS and neetNEETS

>>11959732
I want to put it in

>>11961044
Sheep fucker.

>>11959729

>>11961104
Is this guy a gaijin or what?
Or do nips spy on us? (I know they do from time to time, but not that often)

>>11961136
It's his self edit using mspaint

sheepNEET a shit

>>11961165
I agree. Their proper names are koisheep and satoram.

>>11962010
Koisheep and Satoram is their individual names. When grouped together like with the words "they" "those" "everyone" etc. they are refereed to as sheepNEETs.

>>11962035
Only in your posts.

>>11962045
frig outta here

>>11944237
lewd

>>11964610
There are two of them, you can join in with them at the same time!

>>11968962
Imposter!

>>11970304

>>11968962
>>11970328
I don't like these... Post the sheepNEETs only

>>11970476
But its a sheep NEET, its taking it very easy

I want to eat it

>>11972705
EatSheepNEET

>>11975015
mokbuck!

>>11975015
Sheeps don't bark you dork

>>11975067
What's bokbuck sheeping?
The IME Pad gives me characters like "もニ", which is pronounced as something like "moni" - that doesn't sound very sheepish or doggish.

>>11975072
こ is ko.

mo ko
Its fucking Mokou saying moko

>>11975015
>>11975033
>>11975078
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>11975083
mokbuck existed before koisheep, please keep that in mind

weaponized koisheep

>>11977488
L-lewd!

>>11977482

Thanks, Koisheep.

>>11977482

Thanks, SheepNEET.

>>11979093
Correct
>>11979125
Incorrect usage of sheepNEET

sheepneet bump

>>11979127
That didn't make any sense, shitNEET

>>11987138
That's one long sheepNEET.

>>11987138
I want to touch the wool

>>11987138
I don't get it. Why would you draw a picture of imaginary postings on tumblr? Why not actually take a screenshot of it being posted, or draw it in another format?

>>11988685
That ain't tumblr, you fucking dork.

>>11988685
>imaginary postings on tumblr
You should get more familiar with imaginary posting environments

When will I be reborn into a sheepNEET?

>>11989511

No. You might become a Koisheep though.

>>11989780
That sounds awful

>>11988685
why do you know how a tumbl-post looks like?
you revealed yourself, normy

sheepNEET be tru

why are there so many replies?

>>11994368
sheepNEETs are popular!

>>11994368
one person is very bored

>>11994368
The threads been up for over a month. It would be weirder if there were few replies since it's been up for a while.

>>11994421
Or a sheepNEET in disguise.

sheepNEET a shit

>>11998690
>>11962010

>>11998690
Frig outta herr

>>11998690
how big is a sheepNEET shit?

>>11999443
Probably average size. I imagine it would be the same size as a humans. It could range from firm to soft and really soft poop depending on what they eat. The ranges of smells can differ as well from mild a very stickiness to very sulfuric.

And all the other sheepNEETs
Used to laugh and call it names
They wouldn't let poor koisheep
Join in any sheepNEET games

Where the fuck are the new sheepNEETs?

>>12009739
Up your stinky butt!

>>12011313
Rude!

>>12009739

It's over.
We had a good run, everybody.

>>12011778
Say it ain't so.

I want shear koisheeps thick winter coat and wear it around me while I sleep

>>12011778
no pls

>>12004917
No such thing as a sheepNEET. They're either sheepEET or NEET.

>>12017521
frig outta here

>>12017525
And who are you? Frustrated? Mad?

>>12007966

>>12011778
There's gotta be more sheepneet.

>>12021612
There is more Koisheep and Satoram pictures. He is just pulling your leg.

>>12017532
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>12021620
Post more sheepneets then.

>>12026069
She is being dried out

Please wait warmly.

>mfw no more sheepneets

sheepNEET a shit
A SHIT!

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The sheepNEETs are trying their best, please wait warmly

Thank you for waiting, the sheepNEET is ready.

>>12032022
But I ordered mine cooked medium-rare..

>>12032022
lol

I don't get this thread

>>12034914
I no rite? so randumb xD

BirdNEET > sheepNEET

>>12034954
autismbirds are the fakest birds

Koisheep and Satoram are TRUsheepNEETS

>>12034954
whats NEET about the birds

Are sheepNEETs fuwa fuwa?

>>11881241
WE LIKE DE SUUUUBS

>>12035348
thats not where it came from you god damn simp

Looooong~

>>12038229
Delicious wide face Koisheep

>>12036255
Has science gone too far?

>>12038229
We Hidamari now

Koisheep is on the case!

Thank god for sheepNEETs

This thread is currently the oldest thread on /jp/ right now

>>12042689
Stop adding NEET you shit fuck shit

>>12044302
why are sheepNEETs so persistent, i can't post my sheepNEETs in other threads as long as this is still on, that was probably Janny's intention

>>12044302

Also the cutest since the old Cirno thread with that one cute post went down.

>>12044305

Thank God for sheeps!

>>12044305
Stop getting mad at sheepNEETs.

>>12044302
Yes?