/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thread Topic: Do you feel Tsunku's illness will affect H!P?

>>11951199
yes. for the better imo.

I love Miya's blog posts.

Masaki with this hairstyle is a qt.
dose thighs

>>11951238

I like the way your name your pictures. Can I copy it?

>>11951245
just a one time fee

>>11951264

What is the fee?

>>11951280
bout tree fiddy

>>11951290

Well, I would have done without your permission anyway...!!

>>11951280
kana is lovely :3

>>11951332

Yes

how long before she offs herself?

It's always nice to return to this thread after a long day of sports

>>11951363
When was she going to BR? Probably after or during that.

>>11951363
she's just sad she can't molest her anymore.

>>11951757

Would you object to dating Konkon? Would your relationship survive the fact that she's not your favorite h!p and that you're constantly asking her about her old friends and to get backstage access to events?

>>11951785
Picture

>>11951788
How is that guy "chubby"? Fucking Japan.

>>11951788
nowt wrong with konkon. we could spend time playing with microwaves.

>>11951788
look at how much of a mfa fuccboi this guy is
is that really all it takes to get aidoru gf?

>>11951811
it takes charisma and personality and that stuff
I used to have a friend who was kind of ugly and really fat and had what normal people would consider a 9/10 gf just because he was charismatic and self confident as hell

>>11951811
i thought she was dating that basdeball player

>>11951957
Is she popular because she kinda looks like an old lady?

>>11951960
She's good at persuading executives.

Kinda unfortunate to hear about Sayumi not wanting to settle down and have kids. Didn't really see her as the lazy type. But oh well.

Poor Miya

http://www.daily.co.jp/newsflash/gossip/2014/03/08/0006763406.shtml

>>11951993
Breaking news!

>>11951979
Would you rather have seen her get knocked-up by some bucktoothed comedian and become a variety-wife with dead eyes?

>>11951993
I have no idea what is written there.

>>11952037
Miya missed a handshake meet because she is sick

>>11952037
Missed handshake event due to illness. Must be a slow news day.

>>11951979
Good. That means she wont be able to spread her shitty genes.

Only one of us can marry Sayu.
I hope it will be me.

>>11951979
>Sayumi not wanting to settle down and have kids
>I believe in her usual cuckold stories

>>11952072
Sayumi is most likely even worse then yugachi.

>>11952092
That explains why her facial skin has problems sometimes

>>11952054
>>11952072
>>11952092
marry sayu
cuckold all day errday
Y/N

K（ケー） ‏@fit_mugen
From Sato Maa-chan’s 1st session (of her individual handshake event)
Me: “So did you hear about how Kuduu kissed Sayuki-chan the other day? She’s a real womanizer isn’t she!”
Sato: “Kuduu kissed her?”
Me: “Ah, you didn’t know?”
Sato: “Well, she’s a lesbian so it can’t be helped.”
Me: “W-wh-?“

I wonder if this is actually happened

>>11952217
>wota on twitter
>story fits in the recent trend of running jokes among wotas about Haruka being lesbian

be sure. it never happened.
90% percent of those stories are meant as jokes anyway. it's wotas doing fanservice among them.
but translators like Henkka take them serious.

>>11952236
But it's true.

source: I'm Kuduu.

>>11952217
Sayumi flashed her tiny tits when I asked her to surprise me today. She told the manager to face away.

>>11952250
And I was getting it on with all the H!P kids at the same time. It's a super secret secret though.

>>11952236
Oh, hey mr inside scoop. I still hate you.

>>11952200
those are some pretty socks.

>>11952278
>>11952250
Knew a guy who knew a friend who did a one night stand with maki when she was clubbing in vegas some years ago. Showed me the pics his friend sent him. Somehow found out ahead of time that maki was going to be at this certain club at a certain night in vegas. Pretty much camped out there, and blew a ton of $$$$ trying to get her drunk.

Is that rumor about Miyabi true?

>>11952314
Yes

>>11952314
The French Bukkake?

>>11952348
No. Her sporting prowess.

>>11952314
>>11952348
To be fair, Airi and Momo were there too.

I finally had a dream about Kuma! We were being taken hostage by Dawa. Kuma was scared, so we hugged each other a lot. I charmed Dawa by telling her "I don't mind being taken hostage by someone so cute!" And while she was flustered me and Kuma ran away

>>11952473
faggot

>>11952477

Are you jealous because you don't dream of your oshimen?

>>11952473
Did you smell them?

>>11952532
not doing so is a crime, ne?

Flashing a little pit

>>11952663
And then someone came and retouched it away!

>>11952666
I don't understand why they shop pits out

>>11952663
>>11952665
i would pay extra for the camera raw files.

>>11952473
I haven't had a h!p dream in a while. Are there any aidoruru related asmr videos?

>>11952674
No wonder those cunts are so fat. Fat cunts.

>>11952704
>my nipples are this big.jpg

>>11952704
tsunku needs to step up... those mboxes aren't officially supported anymore.

>>11952709
More like she's getting ready to administer an extreme titty twist.

Kanyon has a cute vagina

>>11952798
Is she a virg?

>>11952802
>Idols
>virg

Getting plowed by a greasy, old and fat producer is probably part of the contract for entry. I doubt they took a single picture of her before slamming that pussy.

>>11952802
Just like Airi

>>11952798
But Kanyon is dead.

>>11952802
If Nyon is a virg then so am I.

>>11952812
They can't do that cause she was a minor when she started being an idol.

>>11952812
tsunku isn't old and fat

>>11952802
Yes, she has a very innocent personality and low self-esteem.
>>11952812
Your thinking of that other group I won't name.

>>11952827
so?

>>11952833
So you're saying all of the h!p trainees,eggs, KIDS, etc. were getting slammed in their pussies as part of their audition? I doubt the industry is that corrupt.

>>11952833
so i fucked ur mum

>>11952843
>responding seriously

>>11952843
>all of the h!p trainees,eggs, KIDS, etc. were getting slammed in their pussies
oh god yes pls let this be true

>>11952843
No I actually doubt it. Those people in the higher positions can fuck anybody anytime. I think idols would be below them, nor is it really worth the risk if anybody ever found out.

Idols with bald vags probably get a lot of extra attention from management

>>11952847
I'm an insider and I can confirm that.

>>11952860
How deep inside have you been?

>>11952858
Ricocko has five pubes so it's technically not bald.

>>11952875
I counted nine.

lol

vaaagiiiiinaaaaaa

Who's the ugly duckling of h!p kids?

light of my life
fire of my loins

>>11952883
airi or maasa

>>11952719

That angle, holy shit, makes her arm look so small.

>>11952883
>Maasa

>>11952904
Please expand upon your commentary.

>>11952883
>that boy chisato

>>11952908
Four feets!

>>11952883
Maimi, all day every day.

>>11952915
But she looked pretty cute then too so that doesn't work

I miss satoyama.

>>11952909

Cute boy, nerd.

>>11952908
So obvious she was never gonna be a looker, I dunno what they were thinking when they let her in. Not bullying her or anything, just saying she's not idol material.

>>11952920
>opinions

>>11952924
>mimi arrows

>>11952922
You familiar with the term "ugly duckling"?

>>11952933
maasa is the opposite of an ugly duckling though.

>>11952933
I am, but imo she doesn't fit the term.

>>11952933
That picture is old as fuck and Maasa is huge now. Not a Maasa hater but that picture is misleading.

>>11952933
He says as he posted the worst picture of her.

An ugly duckling is someone who was an ugly child then turns out to be a stunner. Maimi is true to that.

>>11952941
this post wins the worst opinion award.

Both Maasa and Risako are victims of the "Where did it go wrong". So yes, opinions, mane.

>>11952945
Socko has pretty features though, Maasa is just ugly.

>>11952946
maimi looked normal to me. might be because of the comparison to stunners like maasa and risako at that time.

Airi is an Ugly duckling. She was a weird one when she was a wee one.

>>11952956
>inb4 post commenting how she's still ugly now

>>11952963
>everyone
no

>>11952958
But everyone worships her feet here

>>11952963
I don't.

>>11952958
Its almost like you want me to shit on Airi.

>>11952967
you were about to :^)

Its nice to see some discussion. And to add, I think Sakura will be a 10/10 when she hits the late teens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkSoGbgYkGo

This was the first concert in which I noticed ℃-ute. I remember thinking Maimai was really cool and Airi was real cute and was going to be an ace.

>>11952974
>Sakura
>will ever be a 10/10

>>11952974
hi poland ;)
what do you think of girls live?

>>11952974
She's cute now that she knows how to make-up

>>11952974
I don't care what happens years from now, I want new swimsuit photos of mm. It's been ages since the last Alo-Hello.

>>11952974
>>11952979
Give it time, she will bloom like her namesake.
>>11952980
Its alright I guess. Not great but a good time-waster. Not poland btw.

>>11952984
and dvds mag too. im sure they'll release them after the chance dvd later this month though. can't wait.

>>11952984
But they have nothing to fill the swimsuits with. Besides Mizuki of course.

Oda Sakura has a pudgy vagina

>>11952984
Can't wait to have fat zukki ruin all the swimsuit photos again
>>11952988
They're Japanese, what do you expect?

>>11952985
it's not alright as all. satoyama at least had them doing carpentry and cooking food. and member interactions, across groups even.

>>11952988
That's the appeal.
Or alternatively: Zukki does. At least when it comes to one-piece ones.

>>11952988
they are polite

>>11952988
Don't worry butterface Oda will surprise us all.

>>11952997
>butterface

Just give it time dude.

>>11952988
Oda has huge tits retard.

has sakura never appeared in a bikini before?

>>11952974
You're kind of obnoxious with your insistence on having actual discussions all the time.

>>11953002
Nope. That's part of why I'm so eager. She'd better be lewd as fug.

>>11952974

I still want her to show less forehead. Personally.

>>11953002
She has always appeared in a bikini.

>>11953003
we're not really discussing anything are we. i think he's just happy to see the thread alive again.

>>11953006
Its well known Japanese have big foreheads.

>>11953003
Well its a whole lot better than Comedy Gold.

Has MM lost the ability to do epic songs? Gundan was inspiring but that's it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4FbCbvm2bE

>>11953007
what does that even mean.

Thread got better instantly after Airi-fag was outed as just a threadshitter so now he can't pretend to be fighting against pedos.

>>11953011
>i think he's just happy to see the thread alive again
Thats what I meant. Thank you, have a gif.

Why is this thread so fast? Your supposed to be at the club on the weekend.

>>11953018
How Do You Like Japan was their last one right?

>>11953020
way to be on topic

>>11953024
because i am here. you can thank me later.

>>11953028
and you are posting like a newfag from h!o, fuck off

>>11952999
It'll just be artificial beauty.

>>11953018
what do you mean by epic?

>>11953033
>this mad

>>11953027
We're talking about why the thread is so good now, turd for brains.

>>11953037
>good
one guy posting every minute like a faggot isn't good

>>11953026
I think Gundan was, it had that whole Waffen SS formation thing going for it.
>>11953035
Goosebumps and shit, you know. One of those songs that gets the audience crazy.

Do you berryz?

>>11953042
Yes

Does anybody else here like J=J?

Karin is a good idol.

>>11953045
Is this your first thread?

>>11953041
there's been plenty,
-aishite aishite ato ippun
-dokkan capriccio
-ok yeah
-bravo!
-happy daisakusen

>>11953045
Saviors of H!P

>>11953045
Heir to the Berryz throne

Who makes the songs?

>>11953045
i havent been listening to their radio shows lately unfortunately.

>>11953051
of shit

>>11953054
Don't be gelatin of Berryz success.

I really like Karin. Does anybody else here like karin

>>11953051
This guy knows what's up.

>>11953053
Don't worry, you haven't missed much

>>11953059
thought so. it's too short.

>>11953062
is shit flinging your idea of a good thread?

>>11953056
dead last in sales despite being the second oldest group is no success

How can I become a producer and have lots of sex with young idols?

>>11953049
Good songs, but not epic if you know what I mean.

>>11953064
the "epic" part is down to your preferences i guess, like how a 10/10 is just a 9/10 to others.

>>11953066
Is acting like you are on h!o your idea of a good thread?

>>11953062
If you were here for more than a week you'd know that pretending Berryz is wildly successful is a thing here, even among people who are fans of them.

>>11953020
Pls do not speak of whe who must not be named,

>>11953063
>>11953063
>>11953063
Please respond.

>>11953062
10 years with almost no change in line up sounds pretty damn successful to me.

>>11953073
and that's not true at all weirdo

This is the best epic song. It just hypes you the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBSvkcWupU

>>11953072
are you saying shit flinging makes a good thread? i can handle people saying my favourite group is shit but doing it just because we're on here makes you sound like a tryhard.

>>11953071
That's not what I mean. Like a good book is a good book but not necessarily an epic. Link related is an epic song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7olEqJVnM

>>11953081
so you just came here from h!o then

>>11953084
"no"

>>11953080
Exactly, this nigger gets it.

>>11953062 isn't shit slinging its a fact

>>11953082
i don't know. i think my musical taste is too shit to comprehend what makes an epic song. taking in the atmosphere is enough for me.

>>11953082
couldn't such a song be classified as an anthem? epic brings to mind an orchestra.

>>11953089
Listen to this and try not to break anything.
>>11953080

I like karin's

>>11953094
group?

>>11953093
i have never liked the song before, always skip it. i can see how the souda could hype up the audience though.

Wht are your h!p tumblrs, newfriends?

>>11953089
Don't worry, everyone who's into H!P has shit taste in music. And the atmosphere is what defines an epic song, it's supposed to make you want to invade Russia.

And what happened to the anthem post?

>>11953101
Ikimasshoi is still the GOAT hype song but I can understand why people didn't like Chokkan. Its a weird one.

Anyone know what 1:27 is from? The Captain impersonations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoljgAK27k

>>11953107
this is GOAT too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsXymQdntTE

>>11953112
although now that i think about it, any of the 'hype' songs they could've done in that setting would've been pretty goat

>>11953112
Allow me to respectfully disagree, it doesn't have the nostalgia or melancholia of songs like ikimasshoi or uwaki no honey pie. Humans are instinctively wired to respond to morbid songs and that isn't one of them.

Mano Erina:
THE NEXT GENERATION -PATLABOR- Episode 0

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1fhrxr

>>11953129
Thanks.

>>11953109
No-one know?

>>11953133
Did anybody respond? Fuck off.

>>11953109
Anyone?

>>11953135
lol

>>11953135
Whats with the hostility anon? How is life?

hello! pro's all have wet, tight vaginas

>>11952883
It's down syndrome Momo.
Still ugly to this day.

>>11953200
if ur a fagget

>>11953078
Of course you wouldn't know of this seeing as you just showed up yesterday:

>>10967245
>>10967441
>>11403060
>>11488220
>>11458323
>>11458300

>>11953205
those posts mock the guy comparing them to akb. >>11953051 is being retarded like that guy and nobody has done that

>>11953237
It's just like the Maimi post that I linked. You are just wrong.

>>11953237
autism

>>11953242
it referenced akb too dumbass

rikakos dog is so cute

>>11953250
do you think she's letting him mount her?

>>11953250
those toes tho

>>11953255

i can't believe you'd turn such a cute picture into your sick beastiality fantasy. kill yourself

>>11953262

which h!p has the best feets

>>11953255
I'd fuck her if I was her dog and she led me into her
Good night

>>11953271
I'd mount her if I was a creepy wota but dog stuff is gross.
おやすみなさい

>>11953081
gee golly willikers guise we better not be mean on 4chan or this guy will cry :_:

>>11953267
I'll make a pastebin on the best feet in Hello! Project for future reference

>>11953267
airi, miya, captain, maimi, kuma

>>11953287
no need to be an edgy /b/ faggot

>>11953287
tryhard

>>11953271

i hate you

>>11953294
>>11953296
Fuck off back to your shitty forum if you think everybody here just sings kumbaya while playing with their dick. That guy wasn't being a tryhard at all, dingleberryzfags are too insecure.

>>11953318
holy shit this tryhard

>>11953318
>spiked drink did its job.jpg

Oh, it was Airifag. What a surprise. Nothing to see here. How fucking pathetic are you?

>>11953318
lel, why so mad though. thought you said you weren't gonna cry?

>>11953330
He's just mad C-ute dropped in sales too.

>>11953321
XD

>>11953330
>Oh, it was Airifag. What a surprise. Nothing to see here. How fucking pathetic are you?
So the butthurt guy was you. the guy that speaks in small sentences. very easy to notice. how easy your feelings are hurt.

>>11953332
wut

this is good song. good song for cutting trees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BCgA864SBk

>>11953352
>XD
wow go back to h!o you fucking newfag

>>11953352
Remember the time you got blown the fuck out by the janitor? Cuz I do. rofl

Notice how the Airifag ignores that which enrages him.

>>11953363
Sure, and I remember the time I got blown by your mother too.

>>11953382
Your idol is shit just like you.

Why was C-ute the second group to have a sales drop?

it's nice to know the mods are finally doing something right and deleting pedoshit comments

>>11953404
ayumi is too cute. she's frustrated that she doesn't have a hobby, but she doesn't know what hobbies to pick up.

what hobbies would you recommend ayumi?

>>11953409
Collecting stamps

>>11953412
do people even snail mail anymore?

>>11953409
she should seek advice from simon quinlank as he is far more qualified than any of us on this matter.

>>11953409

hip-hop dancing

>>11953353
I love Genki+.

Out of the most recent songs, the only one that gets me fired up is Dokkan Capriccio.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xz578z

>>11953409
Cosplaying as Ogasawara Mayu.

what is the best berryz song

>>11953577
Jiriri Kiteru and Shining Power

>>11953768

Shining Power is great because of kuma

>>11953577
The diet one or the monkey one.

pls do be enjoy.

>>11954187
It's nice when there are these random turtle sightings.

do you have a hangover today, jaypee?

>>11954516
At the moment, no, but my sleep cycle is fucked up, I'm tired and thinking if I should go buy some more beer or not.

>>11954516
rina is so fucking lovely.

>>11954524
Get the beer and then try to stay awake until you normally would go to sleep.

Anyone have pictures of idols with their mouths gaping open?

>>11954549
Are you stupid or something?

>>11954595
i've plenty but they're not all from h!p.

>>11954596
what happened?

>>11954595
which idol do you want?

>>11954608
Berryz and Cute's

would you suck on it?

>>11954610
>post grannies

is Karin-fag asleep? thread could be killed again.

>>11954614
probably not. i'd like to see her in a photo shoot with oya shizuka though.

>>11954618
this isn't getting funnier you know

Lewd

>>11954707
muffin top and chubby belly.

>>11954655
it wasn't meant as a joke.

>>11954707
>shaved vag
whore

>>11954754
Why would you want a girl with a hard belly? It wouldn't be fun to poke.

>>11954754
>chubby belly
>chinami
I am interested about who your oshimen is and how her belly looks like.

Hey guys, I wanted to ask something. Not much on /jp/ so bare with me.

What do you get out of these threads?

Do you really enjoy the music? Do you consider yourself fans or do you just fap to them? It seems to me (as an outsider) you make these incredibly long threads, look at little Jap girl's feet and insult each other by saying their favorite idol is an ugly cheap whore. This is really confusing but fascinating at the same time.

I tried to make sense of this and (no offense) I guess this is some sort of fetish game? Basically everyone has their favorite girl and posts her. Then another anon insults her by saying she's a whore or swallows cum or whatever. Then the first anon responds by insulting the favorite of the other guy. Meanwhile both jerk off by fantasizing about their fav girl being a cumslut. Is that about correct or am I missing something?

>>11954897
welcome to /jp/
enjoy your time here, go watch some MVs, find your idol, shitpost here and be happy with it

>>11954897
I like to post about Berryz Koubou.

>>11954897
the cum jokes are just /jp/ doing fanservice for each other.

the ugly jokes and insults are the forum newfags who try too hard to fit in.

different sort of people.

>>11954897
Pretty much only one or two autists get mad whenever certain specific idols get posted.

>>11954897
I lurk mostly to stay updated on news on groups, my oshimen (favourite member) and to get some pictures. Never understood the whole "jerking off to your favourite idol" thing though.
Did you make the same post in the AKB general?

>>11954920
and loli-fags?

>>11954932
>forum newfags

>>11954925
>I lurk mostly to stay updated on news on groups
no you don't

Captain's knees

>>11954897
>What do you get out of these threads?
I get off on people reading my dirty thoughts.

Captain's knees

>>11954925
>Did you make the same post in the AKB general?
Yes I'm the same guy. The one anon told that H!P threads on /jp/ are the equivalent of SNSD threads on /hr/. I'm just interested in the whole thing cause I can't quite comprehend it.

I also had a terrible JAPANSOCOOL phase when I was younger. My favorite idol was BoA. I never fapped to her once though. I just really enjoyed her music and thought she was the cutest girl in the world. I liked her more natural look, even the slight double chin and her slanty night market vendor eyes. I have mixed memories of that time though, because I was such a flaming faggot with a really crazy haircut and the fitting behavior.

I'm glad that time is gone but I would still marry her today. Hope you don't mind this one pic. Cheers.

>>11954998
>I never fapped to her once though

Oh, you're that faggot who likes to pretend to be superior and only like idols platonically.

>>11954998
BOAJJANG

>>11955005
why are her arms longer than her body?

>>11955014
Are you that guy who keeps being confused by foreshortening and perspective?

>>11955001
lel no. I tried fapping to her several times but it just didn't work for me. Guess it felt "degrading" to me or something. I just always dreamed of marrying her, massaging her feet after a long day and cooking dinner for her and shit. I fapped furiously to Morning Musume though. My favorite was Risa Niigaki. Later I switched to Reina and Sayumi.

>>11955005
fuck off with your repugnant behemoth

>>11955029
Everyone likes stinky kuma

>>11955021
>felt "degrading"

Are you a nun?

>>11955018
But they are huge, simian almost. That's either photoshopped or not human.

>>11955034
No, everyone wants her to kill herself so Berryz can finally be successful. She's such a self-centered cunt for staying in the group even though she knows people feel physically ill just by seeing her disgusting body.

>>11955045
you back, aitor?

>>11955034
Her one toe won't fit between the others and is out of line.

>>11955021
Reina is everyone's cumbucket.

>>11955059
That's why everyone calls her slut.

>>11955059
I made a collage of her vagina a long time ago.

>>11955059
I thought it was this one

>>11955076
I read that as "I made made a college of her vagina"

>>11955076
share it.

>>11955076
I would like to see this collage.

>>11955080
>>11955085
Sorry, this was like a decade ago so it's long gone.

>>11955095
>i lied
don't talk to me ever again

How many times you fucked her in you're dreams?

I'm >>11955021

>>11955059
>>11955064
Now that you mention it, my fap time with Reina was the shortest of all actually. I honestly felt like she was "cheap" after a while. She was super nice at the start, really cute feet, but age didn't do her well as she became skeleton-mode towards the end and looked as if she was sucking cock in train station restrooms.

lol I'm slowly starting to feel at home on /jp/

>>11955108
You say 'felt' too much.

>>11955103
Why would I lie about something like that?

>>11955108
Maybe you do it wrong. I don't have such problems.

Why is the idea of cumming onto an idol's body part, face, etc. so appealing? Not criticizing, as I like it too, but I was just curious of the psychological connotations to this action and why liking it is so prevalent in these threads and elsewhere.

>>11955107
she looks really ugly.

>>11955108
these two girls look way cuter. I would bully the one sipping out of her cup and marry those two cuties with long pale legs.

>>11955119
I thought we preferred nakadashi here, at least I do.

>>11955119
There's really nowhere else to discuss the lewder aspects of wotadom.

>>11955107
countless. dreamed of tenderly caressing her anus with my tongue and sucking on her toes while thrusting deep

>>11955125
i do too. nice body and face. but her eyelids are really offputting.
I hope Up-Front spends enough money on her eyelids as they did with the Rokkies' and Airi's.

>>11955122
Are you stupid?

>>11955137
no, your idol has ugly hair.

>>11955134
fuck. i read Nakanishi...
i won't take it back though.

>>11955141
nakadashi Nakanishi

>>11955141
Well fuck. You've just denied me the pleasure of pointing out your hilarious error. Thanks, buddy.

>>11955137
>dem bones

>>11955119
curious about this too

Would you feed from Nono's teat?

>>11955162
nono and aibon were some of the ugliest h!ps

>>11955131
>sucking on her toes while thrusting deep
sounds difficult

>>11955169
not with Reina's dwarf legs.

>>11955169
Could you possibly be arsed to illustrate this?

>>11955169
You don't know best sex position? Girl on her back, legs up to you're mouth?

>>11955167
Her daughter is kind of hot though.

>>11955177
Jaypee isn't very experienced with sex except for Buff McBicep in NZ.

>>11955122
just sayin' the girl in >>11955108
IS Reina.

>>11955119
I thought about this excessively a long time ago. I came up with multiple solutions that all seem somewhat plausible to me. They all work on a subconscious kinda level.

Firstly shooting a big load on a girl gives her visible proof of your fertility, assuring her that you're a good mate for impregnating her. Secondly shooting on a girl's face can be seen as a testament of her beauty. The male gives the female his most valuable body fluid and decorates her face with it, as a sign of appreciation and worship. Thus acknowledging complimenting her beauty and indirectly her genetics. Lastly shooting a girl with cum could be interpreted as an act of claiming her as your property. By drenching her in cum (note that men tend to prefer shooting on body parts that express femininity and excess pheromones), the man gives an unmistakable sign to other males hunting for women. The cum sinks into her skin and radiates your manly musk to other males, giving them the sign to fuck off.

Just my armchair psychology session. Would have glazed Reina on the daily unless she's thirsty of course

Well I know who I'll fap to tonight.

>>11955108
any vids of these two sluts rubbing legs?

>>11955184
>express femininity and excess pheromones

That's why you always see cum on feet + pit posts

>>11955189
Yup. Not sure if sarcasm, so I just wanna confirm that female feet indeed spread a lot of pheromone.

Though I think Reina had to swallow her way through quite a few h!p CEOs to get into the group.

>>11955169
>>11955176

>>11955187
Noa Sugiura?

>>11955209
>Reina had to swallow her way through quite a few h!p CEOs

What are the chances of Reina doing AV after Lovendor disbands and she realizes she has no marketable skills other than sucking dick?

>>11955238
100%

>>11955238
chance is 0.
>MM's new shit-song reference.

>>11955210
Are you fucking kidding me man? Here, I drew this quick just for you.

>>11955210
people never do those, and the "new sex moves!" in magazines are the same shit but renamed.
In an old Cosmo, I remember seeing the same legs over shoulders bycicle pump labeled move as "the two towers". It was an edition released while lord of the rings was still in theaters. The author said "Place your legs over his shoulders and think, legolas!" Which I found strange since legolas was not as sexy as Aragorn.

>>11955244
>jaypee on the table

>>11955238
Almost none, look how much of a whore Yaguch was and even she didn't do JAV.

>>11955244
that's amazing anon, please give the girl musubis

>>11955245
Fuck off you perverted old man take your sick talk elsewhere, H!P is for pure maidens only.

>>11955244
That is way more straightforward than what I was trying to choreograph in my mind. Thank you for the clarification.

>>11955238
never. but she could potentially do really slutty gravure videos and eventually drop to nude depending on how fucked her financial situation is. let's hope she's broke.

>>11955238
She has some other marketable things.

>>11955255
i don't see them.

>>11955262
Jayee's resident sex expert.

>>11955252
You're an idiot, I guess being a virgin must not help.

>>11955255
>dat ball
This is my fetish. I'm obsessed with the ball of the foot. I would pay a substantial sum to rum Reina's forefoot against my face.

>>11955255
such a whore

>Womens' Only Handshake Event!! Boob Discussion
>Theme: Top 5 traits that women think are cute but men actually find annoying
>~Skipping to 3rd place...~
>"Emphasizing your Chest"
>Ayumi & Haruna: Thank god!!!! We don't have any to emphasize at all!
>Sayumi: But as for Fukuchan? Everyone around her points it out but she doesn't emphasize it at all.
>Mizuki: *hides behind Erina in embarassment* I'm not all about that... And anyway, Kanon-chan's are bigger!
>Kanon: Hey stop it already! *hides behind Riho*
>Sayumi: Well, when they're all being embarassed aboout it like this, it's cute too. It's not like they're showing off. In any case, >Harunan's the problem. She keeps drawing attention back to herself by saying "It's not me!"
>Haruna: So by emphasizing it even though I don't have anything to emphasize... I'm the worst!?
>Everyone: LOL

>>11955292
>Haruna: So by emphasizing it even though I don't have anything to emphasize... I'm the worst!?

what

>>11955248
But she had her tv gigs, Reina has nothing other than bills.
>>11955258
>eventually drop to nude
I could live with this,

>>11955251
I'm a 29 year old woman, and I wasnt saying anything bad about H!P, just the picture I replied to.