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I love you, snap youkai!

>>11907884
i dont like grannies wwww

>>11907890
>implying 1300+ years of wisdom and experience is a bad thing

I told her to fuck off and die.

>>11907892
What happened next?

>>11907892
Why, anon? You might have made her sad...though, it's not like she c-cares about silly humans like you, or anything...

err day

Why would I do that when I love Reisen?

>>11907942
Then a friendly hello will do...probably...

>>11907950
Hello!

>>11907884
Why would I lie to her like that?

>liking Touhous wearing diapers on their heads
I'm quoting your mom

>>11907973
>except you forgot that diaperhats are obviously the superior type

>>11907973
dude how did you know my mom said that?

adrian@sproov.com

>>11907960
Hello!

>>11907973
What now, nerd?

>>11907979
he is your mom

>>11907890
pls do not bully the Yukari

I want to put it in the gap youkai

>>11908110
H-how scandalous, anon!

Yukari a shit

>>11908180
>implying
You'll make her sad, anon.

>>11907884
Of course. And I do so again and again.
I love you, Yukarin!

>>11908281
Yukarin is beside herself with glee that you do!

>>11908317
Silly Yukarin~
But I love that about her too.

>>11908326
She's silly except when she needs to be serious. Or when she's sleeping, of course~

Yes

But Yukari don't love you m8

>>11908428
My love might be one-sided, but it's still there and always will be!

>>11908428
Yukari loves all of us, in the same way Nyarlathotep loves us: as amusing, easily-manipulated, tasty little beings.

>>11908447
I want to bury my head in her breasts while she's patting me and telling me about how she loves me while belittling me with strange and disturbing affection.

>>11908467
I just want to hug her tight, and feel her soft hair on my face, and the curve of her spine under my hand, and the whole time she smells like rainy days and a hint of flowers.

I think she is my waifu. Is that bad?

I want her to eat me instead.

can someone do a yukari-impression and do an "ara-ara" on soundcloud?
pls!

>>11908480
It's not bad at all, it's wonderful.
Yukarin is wonderful.
Yukarin love!

I wouldn't call my feelings for Yukari love.

>>11908491
We shall stand in solidarity, my comrade in good taste.

>>11908480
Yes, She is mine

>>11908503
I might

>>11908503
If that burning passion I feel inside my chest isn't love then I have truly never loved at all.

>>11907884
She is a lying fuck who delivers humans to youkai in gensukyo to be eaten.

>>11908539
And still we love her.

>>11908539
And she use her lewd body to do that

>>11908539
IIRC ZUN has never confirmed exactly which humans she grabs for food. I've read a doujin or two suggesting that she only grabs the ones who've already lost the will to live.

>>11908517
Are you sure that isn't acid reflux? Or, at worst, a chestburster?

>>11908598
and then some doujin artists go all the other way showing every single youkai to be a maneating one

im looking at you zounose

>>11908632
>zounose

His shit is awesomely creepy. Even if he does seem to enjoy writing about humans getting eaten a little too much.

>>11908619
Maybe it's Yukari poking me from the inside with a gap~

>>11908486
PLS!!!

>>11908716
I would, but my voice isn't right.

I love Yukari so fucking much

so fucking much

and she'll always love me

Please do not sexualize Yukari.

>>11908761
I can't help it.
I want to make love.

>>11908761
sorry "not sexualize" and "Yukari" are mutually exclusive

>>11908761
No problem anon

>>11908716
I'll do it, but only if you're cool with Yukari sounding like a scummy dude with a cold.

Too "ara ara" and sexually intimidating!
Please don't mindbreak me, Yukari-sama!

>>11908447
That kind of love is OK in my book.

>>11908739

I want all of her as well!

>>11908800
ugh

>>11908798
Why is she crying tears of blood? Is she going to die soon?

>>11908842
would take out on a date to a fancy restaurant
I'd even foot the bill

>>11908850
Probably. That or the artist doesn't understand noses.

I want to go to space with Yukari. We can take an earth ship or use a gap, I don't really mind either way.

>>11908914

why is your image a sample

you are a bad person

>>11908920
Proprietary Javascript doesn't respect my freedoms.

>>11908914
Space AND Yukari? I'd me the luckiest man in the world...

>>11908394
Hey buddy, the nursing home is 2 blocks down.

>>11909062
don't even go there, bro

I'm sorry it took me this long to post.

>>11909138
Don't worry, Yukarin is quite patient.

nice hat Yukari

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22923768

I used to say it everyday. Those were sweet days.

>>11911675
Why would you stop, anon?

>>11911426
T-thanks...
Damn, that bouncing.

The things I'd do for this youkai...

>>11916235
What would you do for that youkai?

>>11913850
I want to put it in

>>11916235
@_@

>>11916239
Everything.

>>11916243
Into her little gap?

fatty Yukari

>>11916433
L-lewd!!!

>>11916450
It gets lewder.

>>11916497
She looks like she could use some support

>>11916450
Sure she is, m8

>>11916499

Yukari's got a nice tushie too.
Don't forget it, it's very important.

>>11916530
It is quite nice, I suppose.

>>11913024
It's a boring story.

>>11916530
Would lick

ara

don't lews the tallhus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhsmYu9928

>>11908428
Slaves are meant to to serve, not to be loved.

>>11916604
that was just epic m8

but I think that Yakumo-sama is even more powerful than that...

What an elegant slut.

>>11916645
not bully

Could Yukari gap in multiples of herself?

This way we could all have our own Yukari.

>>11916674
I want a dominant, sadistic but also very affectionate Yukarin who will spoil me occasionally, please.

she is the most beautiful youkai ;-;

>>11916604

You know, I respect the fact that it probably took a fair bit of effort to make that video, but boy howdy did it turn out poorly. Really hard to follow the action because of the weirdass camera angles. Also, that melee fight was pretty out of character for both Marisa and to a degree Yukari. I can understand the need to shake things up a little, but it really just came out of nowhere and doesn't make sense for either of them. Although he gets points for the bo-staff stop sign. That was kind of funny

>>11916738
word

I like her for being all powerful and refined while her personality makes it very possible that she might amuse herself with you to pass some time. Whatever form that amusement takes depends on her fancy.

She is cute

>>11917444
and lewd

>>11917596
Lewdly cute

hagfuckers go home

>>11917644
Who's the hag now, oji-san?

How can she be older than Gensokyo itself?

>>11917644
pedoscum pls go

>>11917653
stay big and bouncy

>>11917644
but i am homu

>>11907884

Nah, I fapped with Yuyuko pics in front of her.

>>11917655
I've heard that Eirin is supposedly older than humanity itself, so there is bigger bullshit out there.

>>11917740
Yukari is more like an elder god than a youkai anyway.

>>11921639
*farts in ur face*

>>11921639
YFW Yukari is a lunarian

>>11921677
Ugh, I'd have to stop liking her. I meant more like Nyarlathotep than the fucking Watatsukunts.

What would you do if Yukari unexpectedly told you she has romantic feelings for you?

>>11924377
With suspicion.
I would be pleased as peaches but proceed with caution. Yukari's feelings are no simple matter.

>>11924377
Tell her I felt the same way and give her a hug.

hopefully it isn't one of those scenes where as soon as I confess she says

"Haha, that's funny, Anon! I was just kidding too!"

>>11924532

>>11924553
Did she just gap her arm inside his body in order to rip his entire skeleton out sub zero style?

>>11924377
Tell her she has shit taste

>>11924562
Yes.
As expected of Lady Yukari.

>>11924562
At least he got to hug her. That makes me so jealous...

>>11924694
He also got his penis sucked, that makes me even more jealous.

>>11924377
Nice one Yukari

yucurri no
pls
stop it

>>11924660
It is a goddamn pity this artist got a case of the enraged deviantart and removed all of his works.

>>11926619
*farts in ur face*

>>11926619
Yes yucurri
Pls
Do it

Yukari a cute

>>11929974
It's true.

>>11930035
Cutekari

>>11930832
The cutest

Dont you wish yukari would bully your dick or just abuse you in general?

I know I do!

It's a shame that I haven't been posting my yukari screencaps or those stories, I'll get into it again eventually

>>11930999
check em

>>11907884
I habe no clue what youre saying but i think i like whats going on here. But then again im not sure.

>>11930999
>>11931000
lawd hammercy

>>11930999

>>11931000
Would you date Yukari's clone daughter if normal Yukari told you she was interested in you?
She would be just like Yukari but less mature, developed, and crafty.

>>11931497
>Yukari's clon daughter
Maribel?

>>11931497
How do we know she didn't just gap a younger version of herself into the present?

>>11931539
That could be the case.
Would the younger Yukari be separate from the normal Yukari, or would the older Yukari already be aware of all your adventures with young Yukari because she WAS the young Yukari?

>>11931497
My heart belongs to the original Yukarin.
I'd probably hurt her daughter's feelings if I only dated her because of the resemblance with her mother.

But I would probably do it if >>11931539 was the case.
But here I wonder why I can't just date the present(?) day Yukarin.
I mean I love Yukarin as long as it really is Yukarin but it makes me wonder.
Does the older Yukarin not like me in the same way the younger one does? Does she want her younger self to experience love she didn't originally have back then? What about Yukarincest?
W-what if they suddenly decided to ask me who I liked more and I can pick only one?!

It would be hard to deny Yukari if she came to me and offered me a trip into her realm. As someone completely unexceptional, I couldn't help but question her motives.

>>11931612
In that case I would ask her if I was the protagonist of a mediocre fanfiction.
Maybe that'll get a laugh out of her.

Someone post the yucurri one.

>>11931497
But the reasons I like Yukarin are that she's mature, developed, and crafty.

>>11931577
What if the normal Yukari is actually from the future, now residing in the present, and it was your relationship with the younger Yukari that made her into the amazing woman she will one day become? And that's why the older Yukari is so appealing to you?

A story like this seems like it would have a tragic or bittersweet ending though...

>>11932238
Romance stories with time travel involved never end well

>>11932238
>>11932253
Hey faggots stop mixing your shitty VN with Yakumo-sama.
and for god sake, stop calling her "Yukari", show more respect to a highness like her.

>>11932302
Yukarin~

>>11932302
Hello there fluffy tails.

Our lovely Yu☆ka☆rin☆ gets enough respect and affection from all of us.
And like every fan we all need an outlet for our feelings!

I'm in your thoughts~

>>11932302
Go back to bed Ran

Yukari is a maid!

>>11933436
I want a sadistic maid Yukarin to reluctantly serve me while she passive-aggressively bullies me.

Yukari a shit

worst Touhou
worst hag
worst fanbase
worst hat
worst personality

>>11935828
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>11935828
Don't you children have mooncunts and/or slut tengu to be fapping to?

>>11935828
but she isn't byakushit

>>11939450
YES! YES! YES!
Naked tabard on Yukarin a BEST!

>>11940231
She's sparkling!

>>11940246
That is because she is a maiden in love!

For her to be dressed in nothing but a tabard when I come home and greet me with a "Darling~" before kissing and hugging me... that's my dream!

>>11929974
it's true.
but she is BBA.
BBA means elderly.

>>11940269
It doesn't matter! Yukarin a cute.

>>11940269
Older Ladies can still be cute!

Yukarin is just a cute youkai girl trying to be scary

It's not embarrassing at all!

>>11940260
Who is her love?

>>11940283
The viewer!

>>11940285
That feel when you'll never play pocky game with Yakumo-sama

>>11940385
Never stop believing. Don't give up on your dream!

Too old? Doesn't matter. Yukari can still make accommodations.

What is it with 2hoos and frills?

>>11940735
They make them look cute and innocent, or generally just good-looking.

>mfw Yukari's secret finally reveals itself to me

This changes everything. If I'm correct, then this makes Yukari objectively the best Touhou, bar none. No wonder ZUN made her a Phantasm Boss.

I liked her before, but this puts her on par with my favorite Touhou for the past several years. I just want to say that Yukari fans have the best taste.

And not saying what the secret is will be my hint.

>>11941435
There isn't really a secret, is there? You won't fool me.

>>11941450
You're a fool if you don't think someone as mysterious and powerful as Yukari doesn't have a secret or two.

There are probably dozen that only ZUN knows. But he's pretty good with subtle hints.

>>11941460
Oh, of course she does. I meant in context of that post; he didn't discover some amazing Yukari secret.

>>11941470
Izzat some kind of modded animation? Where can I get it? Because that is one cute post dude.

>>11941614
Nah, just some sprite art. The pixiv account it's from is gone, though.

>>11941688
Darn. That one was cute, though, so I'm satisfied.

I want to bully Yukari's boobs

>>11909330
oh why thank you

>>11941706
She'll get angry!

Is this a remix of Yukari's theme?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IISS1bQZqR8

Can't seem to find it anywhere.

>>11916497
Won't she burn her boobs?!

>>11942831

Anyone happen to know?

>>11942846
Of course she will.
Those big, plump, soft breasts must really get in the way for a lot of activities.

>>11942786
but is her fault for having a lewd body.

>>11943115
Just because she has a... fertile body it doesn't give you the right to touch her as you please.
I can understand your desires, though.
If I was close enough to her I'd touch them all the time!
However, she's more likely to go "Ara ara~" than be embarrassed then.

>>11943145
Where's the fun in that?

>>11943184
I guess she'd be embarrassed if you do it in public, so there!
And at least Yukari won't murder you like she'd do with a stranger that tried to grope her.

Also, you can't forget to fondle her ass, too!

>>11943253
It would probably feel very nice through the soft silk of her dress.

>>11943368
The soft but firm feeling would feel like the best stress toy in the world.
And the face she would make!
Between gasps and repressed moans, she'd say thing like "G-geez. Nnnh. Not in public! People are watching. After we get home, oka- hyan! Ah, I-I guess it can't be helped, you pervert..."

>>11943496
She'd be a little stern about it. After all, she is the strong and beautiful youkai sage~

>>11943512
O-oh my. Does that mean she'd punish you, or "punish" you?

>>11943521
A little bit of both, I think.

Hey faggots, Why all of you still calling her "Yukari"?
She is a marvellous, strong, sage Youkai and you'll never being at the same level of her, so stop doing that.

>>11943546
Post her scores.

>>11943529
My inner M is delighted!
At this rate, I might start doing it on purpose.

>>11943669
Yukarin is wonderful because she is both whimsical and terrifying. She's a very complex and mysterious character. She's also a beautiful, mature onee-san, which doesn't hurt.

It always weirds me out a little when she's drawn as sub.

>>11943546
Yeah, call her by a cooler name, like Countless Purple Clouds or something like that. Something that expresses her mystery and majesty.

>>11943722
Hah! I'll call her Murasaki-chan instead!

saving Yucurri

>>11943546
I call her Yukarin or Yua-kyun

>>11943546
I call her Yukari-chan personally.

>>11939261
>has the opportunity to make a "do you even rift" joke
>doesn't seize it

Come on...

>>11944500
Weebs pls

>>11945425
dont tell me what to do. pls.

This thread is quite old, not unlike Yu- eh..Yuka!

While i was playing this game... a purple gap pops out... no eyes and ribbons but looks like one

>>11947666
We've been found!
Quick, hide all you lewd Yukarin pictures!

>>11947682
brb putting my doujinshi stack on fire

>>11947682
NEVER!!!

>>11947682
It's too late! I already posted most of them in the other hag thread and they're too old to delete! Goodbye, my friends. I suppose if I have to die it may as well be at the hand of Yukarin.

Would Yukari do dirty things to Flandre?

>>11947867
1/2

>>11947867
>>11947872
2/2

>>11947867
Yes and next is Cirno

>>11947872
>>11947874
Kitsune to Budou, so good.

>>11947877
This picture is the first time I saw Yukarin. It has been a long time.

youkai must be purified!

>>11948021
Yohane's yucurri is so cute.
>>11944459

>>11948029
Damn, I know what you mean.
I just want to dominate and tenderly love her at the same time.

>>11948137
I want to have sloppy, loving sex with her and use her tummy as a pillow afterward. Dat healthy body.

>>11948137
Ran-shama, you forgot to put on your skirt

>>11947876
Remilia may not be happy to find out that someone has been playing with her sisters vagina, why wouldn't Yukari be content with molesting Chen?

>>11948029
submissive yucurri isn't fun enough.

>>11949223
What if she can play both parts?
You'd never know what will happen. So exciting!

>>11949262
But then it isn't genuine...

>>11949265
Maybe it depends on the mood she's in.

>>11947877
Kogasa is such a dirty girl.

>>11949285
Dirtier than you know, anon.

>>11949265
Dominant, submissive, real, fake...what are simple concepts like these to the great border youkai?

I'm afraid that her pleasure comes from fooling people into thinking they're going to actually have sex with her but she has a hidden gap that takes your penis to another world where weird monsters touch it instead. Kind of like how satoi could trick you into humping a weird hobo and making you believe its her.

slay the youkai!

>>11949324
Say, how do you become a youkai of border? Youkai are the fears of humanity made flesh. So one day a guy says "Oh look at this border between my farm and the farm next door, IT IS REALLY TERRIFYING" or something like that? I mean, I'm terrified of the night, of being eaten, but passing a border isn't really what I'd call horrifying.

>>11949445
Created by the fear of those who live around the North-South Korean border, Pakistan-India border, Israel and everything around it border, etc

>>11949473
So she's a very new, young youkai? Impossible; she helped make Gensokyo!

>>11949473
Yukari is a quarter jew. Somehow I'm not surprised.

gaps are scary enough. what about the gap within your empty heart? of the gap behind your door on a dark night?

>>11949445
>>11949473
What if Yukari was made by fears of another race, like lunarians

>>11949445
She could be fear of the unknown, the fear of whatever's waiting outside the mouth of your cave, whatever's waiting outside the light of your fire, the fear of what lurks past the border of what is known. Or, she could be not truly a youkai, but the embodiment of the physical concept of aggregation and separation. Ooooor, she could be some kind of ancient Lovecraftian creature (like Nyarlathotep or something) that decided to hang out in Gensokyo for a while.

no

is this thread done?

no

>>11956895
Depends on what you want, anon.

Every time you post in this thread, Yukari gets 1 year older.

>>11957247
*farts in ur face*

>>11957357
Her age won't show and she will always be youthful, so it's awright!

Every time you post in this thread, Yukari's boobs get bigger

>>11956895
Cute pic, anon

>>11957892

>>11957357
What is one or two years when you number them in billion?

>>11957357
I'll love her no matter how old she is!

Would you massage Yukari?

>>11957988
That's like asking if water is wet, or if I think Yukari is beautiful.

>>11957903
errytim

>>11957990
But is Yukari wet?

>>11958104
If you massage her in the right way...

there, there

>>11958578
I want to give the elegant, mysterious, and powerful Yukari a headpat

So is Yukari responsible for the missing Malaysia flight?

Are you ready to go to Gensokyo?

>>11958957
I want to go, too!
Those lucky bastards.

>>11957903
don't bully the Yucurri, being a youkai with big boobs is suffering

Is this a smile of happiness or something more...sinister. Answering this question right my just save your life one day.

>>11958957
>>11958986
>Those lucky bastards.
They maybe were eaten by youkais, dude...

>>11959969
Both

>>11962288
I want Yukarin to eat me.
I wouldn't mind dying that way.

>>11962399
If she tries to eat me, i would hardly fug her and embarrass her just for laughs and shits and plus, i want to see her cry cuz im a sadist

>>11963503
and then you'll be killed

>>11968531
Nope i got the tri-force of courage

git gud

Yukari is best mahoushoujo.

Embarrassed old ladies are the cutest.

>>11975330
what the fuck is chen doing?

>>11975343
Being mischievous, as cats are wont to do.

>>11975343
Wait a minute. What would be your everyday's life with a wife like Yukari..?
I mean, you'd probably want to have sex all day or something. I doubt that it'd be healthy.

>>11975361
Have sex all night, sleep all day, and troll the denizens of Gensokyo when bored. Have Ran do everything else.

Sounds pretty sweet to me

>>11975361
Let's see...wake up, fuck, fuck some more, walk around Gensokyo and say hello to the homies, fuck some more, go explore another dimension, fuck in it, hang with Ran and Chen, fuck, have dinner, fuck, stay up playing games or reading or something, fuck, go to bed. Yeah.

>>11975361
is not all bad, she is sexy, skilled and every winter you could rest of having sex...

>>11975535
And what about what SHE wants? There's no way to prove that she'd want to have sex that much too.

>>11975361
>>11975371
>>11975535
She sleeps. A lot. Expect most of your marriage to be spent without her awake.

>>11975371
You won't be able to have that much sex. Consider your own stamina, anon. You're only human.

>>11975564
Gap magic, I don't have to explain shit.

>>11975652
Even with the physical stamina, you'll be mentally exhausted!

>>11975664

>>11975371
This... this is the best!
We could dress up in various sexy outfits for having sex and she'll do some kinky stuff with her gaps.

>>11975671
...even if she's your wife, do you really want Yukari messing with your head?

>>11975679
Not him, but I'd like her to.
Being mindbroken by dominant women is my fetish.

>>11975679
I'd be cool with her flip-flopping between dominant and submissive. I want to see the embarrassed smile on her face when I tell her that her lovely mature body is beautiful, no matter what she thinks of it.

>>11975548
that would be ironic, having a lewd body but thinking like a nun...

Yukari is a hungry lady!