/jp/ - Otaku Culture

man i freakin dont go outside

Where should I go to find a tan loli girlfriend?

lolis a shit
milfs a way better

>>11939538
>freakin
Watch the language, please. This is a safe for work board.

>>11939548
*brofists*

>>11939545
Water park, beach, or a pool.

>>11939538
Visit a lemonade stand

>>11939564
Nobody makes lemonade stands anymore though.
Someone might mug you and steal all your lemonade.

>>11939570
Why steal the lemonade when you can steal the loli?

>>11939570
The kids down the street put up a shaved ice stand pretty often.

>>11939570
Wrong image. Shaved ice stand appears pretty often during the summer.

>>11939570
Yet girl scouts still sell cookies. So that's probally your best bet for food selling loli girls.

>>11939564
I would leave for Michelle-chan

>>11939589
I went to the store today and was supremely disappointed when the girlscout stand was ran by one older girl and her mother. It was such a letdown. Even though she made eye contact wtih me she didn't even ask if I wanted any cookies. She knew how disappointed I was.

>>11939549
I'm sorry. I just really want to see a tan loli.

>>11939601
It's okay, we all do. Just be careful in the future, I almost lost my job!

Tan is best.

Too bad most real tans go overboard and turn women into shriveled oranges.

Not really.
Summer sucks. Couples everywhere reminding me what I don't have.
At least in the winter everyone is staying home (for the most part) since it's always raining/snowing.

And of course it's hot, so even if I do stay home, it's not near as comfortable than when it's winter. Summer is just a seasonal "fuck you" to me that serves no purpose. I've got nowhere to go, I've got no one to see, I just have to sit it out uncomfortably for three months.

I wish it was always winter...Well post holiday season winter anyway. those 2 months are the best time of the year

>>11939616
I like summer the most because I can eat ice cream all I want and drink iced tea all I want and eat all the pudding I want and hear all the cicadas and mourning doves and planes flying around and it's really fun!

>>11939619
You can do that in winter too.
And it's way more relaxing to do it then since you can eat it while it's raining instead of eating it because you're about to have a heat stroke.

>>11939628
The rainy season here is in summer and it rains once or twice during the entirety of winter, if that. I can't handle the cold at all and when it gets below 70F I bundle up because it's too old for me so there's no way I'm going to drink chilly iced tea and eat ice cream when it's that cold! I'd freeze! Warm pudding in the winter is kind of nice, though.

Plus there are no mourning doves or cicadas during winter.

>>11939616
I just play videogames all summer.
Its worked fine since Kindergarten.

>>11939635
Why not take a trip to a swimming hole? It's pretty amazing that there are places in the wilderness with water and fish in them and you can swim in there! It's a lot of fun.

>>11939619
I live in a desert. I dont have any of those things. Just the air force fighter jets roaring.

>>11939538
This. All seasons are more or less the same.

>>11939638
It sounds nice but the trip to get to one would take me around 3 hours.

>>11939641
What desert do you live in? I'm in the Sonoran and I made that post.

>>11939648
southeast of Ely, NV.
>>11939564
Is that manga cute or does she get raped or something horrible?

Loli is one thing in life that will always make me blush and smile. Imagine how nice it would be to carry a loli on your back and have her smile like this.

>>11939652
I googled it, why the fuck can there no simple cute stories? I would read a simple 20 page story about a girl selling juice and the people she meets throughout the day.

Pics not related too much, just on my desktop and cute.

>>11939659
There are probably lots of manga out there with stories about cute lolis doing cute things.

>>11939663
If so, what are the tags? Because its either hentai or large scale SOL like ichigo mashimaro. Not that I dont like IM, but there are not much for doujinshi loli SOL.

>>11939666
I don't know I don't read manga sorry.

>>11939659
I think you'd like Sen to Man. It's still ongoing and there's not much to it right now, but it fits what you want to a T. It's about a single dad trying to take care of his loli daughter and it's pretty cute, no lewd to speak of.

>>11939673
kind of like usagi drop, but without the fuck you ending?

>>11939676
Yeah, pretty much. Be warned, there is loli menstruation, but it's covered in an innocent, non-lewd manner.

>>11939666
Ryushika Ryushika

>>11939570
>Nobody makes lemonade stands anymore though
wrong. i saw two lemonade stands last summer. and two more the summer before that.

>>11939678
>>11939682
thanks, going to bed. see you tomorrow if janny does not axe the thread.

>>11939686
Oyasumi (:3[▓▓▓▓]

Cute not pedo

I like the summer because most of the snow and ice goes away for a few months. I don't see lolis that often though.