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Anonymous Sun Jan 19 19:49:39 2014 No.11821454 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 19:52:55 2014 No.11821465 >>11821454 >beans beans beans beans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 19:53:09 2014 No.11821470 File: 579 KB, 1000x1000, beansatan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11821465

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 19 20:01:09 2014 No.11821488 when the japanese bean-oni festival is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:19:44 2014 No.11824184 >>11821488 the day before the beginning of spring

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:20:00 2014 No.11824186 >>11821470 That's a lot of beans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:43:44 2014 No.11824228 isn't her skirt supposed to be transparent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:21:35 2014 No.11824296 File: 302 KB, 1000x1000, remi natto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11821470 Why is Remilia dumping beans on things so cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:24:50 2014 No.11824302 >>11824296 It's not. It's vile and foul. Images like this are banned in most countries.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:25:05 2014 No.11824303

>>11821470
You cannot imagine the amount of rage I feel upon seeing such a simple picture. I usually consider myself a peaceful man but something about her pouring beans on things makes me want to hit her with a bat and not stop until I fall over from exhaustion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:29:20 2014 No.11824315 File: 316 KB, 1000x1000, 1387735198311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ｈａｐｐｙ　Ｈｏｌｉｄａｙｓ！

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 12:46:37 2014 No.11829699 File: 262 KB, 519x519, 41114963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11821454 For instance, penises.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 12:48:52 2014 No.11829706 File: 306 KB, 300x169, 1388964232631.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11829699 Holy shit, did Yuugi get a sex-change?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 14:41:31 2014 No.11829924 >>11829706 Looks like she started taking synthetic androgens. ;_;

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jan 22 14:49:31 2014 No.11829949 File: 548 KB, 2732x1932, Guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11824303 >>11824302 u wot m8

Anonymous Wed Jan 22 15:51:35 2014 No.11830075 [DELETED]

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I don't think I could drink with the oni /jp/. Riht now I'm in a bar completely pissed. I've been a NEET for two weeks and I already have turned to drinking because I have neither motivation nor willingness. Whenever I drink I always need to drink a fucking ton because my body tells me that I need the alcohol and I need to get completely drunk.
So here I am in a shitty punk bar alone posting on /jp/ with my laptop breaking into some shitty WEP wifi network below or above posting about how Yuugi would never enjoy me. Because when I get drunk I get depressed and angry to boot. I'm not totally alone there's this cunt that's serving up my drinks she looks kinda like pic related except she's got tats all over her lewd body. I kinda wanna rape the shit out of her right here right now she's garbage but I'm scared because I'd be thrown in jail and I'm scared of everything. SHe shortchanged me on this screwdriber 50 cents but fuck that's 20 per cent of a bus fare.

Why would Yuugi or even Watermelons enjoy my company? I'm a miserable human being maybe I should just hang with Parsee instead. She'd like my vitriol. It's needed atred and malice too because she understands the need for hatred it animates people.

I need to die, my face is kinda numb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 15:58:35 2014 No.11830096 File: 221 KB, 1177x1000, 18801141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11830075 Parsee posting because I can

Anonymous Wed Jan 22 16:00:20 2014 No.11830100 [DELETED]

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>>11830096
fuck u jannyboy

I don't think I could drink with the oni /jp/. Riht now I'm in a bar completely pissed. I've been a NEET for two weeks and I already have turned to drinking because I have neither motivation nor willingness. Whenever I drink I always need to drink a fucking ton because my body tells me that I need the alcohol and I need to get completely drunk.
So here I am in a shitty punk bar alone posting on /jp/ with my laptop breaking into some shitty WEP wifi network below or above posting about how Yuugi would never enjoy me. Because when I get drunk I get depressed and angry to boot. I'm not totally alone there's this cunt that's serving up my drinks she looks kinda like pic related except she's got tats all over her lewd body. I kinda wanna rape the shit out of her right here right now she's garbage but I'm scared because I'd be thrown in jail and I'm scared of everything. SHe shortchanged me on this screwdriber 50 cents but fuck that's 20 per cent of a bus fare.

Why would Yuugi or even Watermelons enjoy my company? I'm a miserable human being maybe I should just hang with Parsee instead. She'd like my vitriol. It's needed atred and malice too because she understands the need for hatred it animates people.

I need to die, my face is kinda numb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 16:02:05 2014 No.11830106 >>11829949 I will meet you in the courtyard tomorrow at sunset for our duel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 19:14:18 2014 No.11833548 >>11829924 i need trans acceptance because my gender has nothing to do with my dream of becoming swole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 19:19:20 2014 No.11833557 >>11833548 thank you for bumping an old thread just to make this ``joke"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 19:20:35 2014 No.11833560 >>11833548 She's not trans though, she's just an oni.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 02:52:37 2014 No.11841122 >>11833560 are you saying oni can't be effeminate????

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 03:05:37 2014 No.11841154 >>11841122 Why would you bump this? I'm saying she's not trans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 14:37:19 2014 No.11842530 >>11841154 Maybe Anon is a trans oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 15:26:50 2014 No.11842672 >>11841154 I've noticed that /jp/sies either don't know how to not bump, or just don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 17:48:26 2014 No.11843043 >>11842672 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 18:03:56 2014 No.11843085 >>11842672 In the coming days, you will see posts like >What do you mean "bump"? >If you post in a thread, it goes to the top. Duh, that's how 4chan works! They may not be ironic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 18:54:44 2014 No.11843215 >>11843085 I'm scared, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 22:48:13 2014 No.11843750 File: 346 KB, 850x850, 25993088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Annnd we're getting back on topic.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 22:53:29 2014 No.11843755 File: 1.40 MB, 344x311, 1390246850566.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Yuugi a good girl? Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 23:06:28 2014 No.11843787 File: 287 KB, 500x600, 1390795574992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11843755 YES.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 23:27:28 2014 No.11843821 >>11843755 bad girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 23:50:33 2014 No.11843858 Will making a fashion statement out of iron shackles and chains also make me strong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 23:53:33 2014 No.11843859 File: 157 KB, 850x1270, 1390798401388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11843858 Whoops, image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 00:02:19 2014 No.11843872 >>11843755 No but I like it better that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 00:42:05 2014 No.11843961 File: 389 KB, 700x600, 40769639_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 19:08:00 2014 No.11848515 >>11841154 >>11833557 how many times are you going to complain about the thread being bumped? It's not even the oldest thread on the board by far. Just take it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 20:21:34 2014 No.11848630 I have the deeply held belief that behind that muscle and brawns hides a maiden's heart. I bet she dreams of wearing a white wedding dress every night.

Anonymous Tue Jan 28 20:35:50 2014 No.11848644
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>>11848630
Yuugi is the fairest flower on all of Mt. Ooe
Only a man "strong" enough to make her spill her sake can take her hand in marriage

>"Waah-! Wh, saying such an embarrassing thing while you're completely sober...!"
>"-ah! Nonononono... Crap! I slipped!"
>"I spilled a single drop of my sake..."
>"Aw, geez. I guess you win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:52:17 2014 No.11859533 >>11848644 cute fantasy dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 23:04:32 2014 No.11859573 File: 656 KB, 750x925, 1360828533636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuugi is my number 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 3 01:51:04 2014 No.11866640 >>11859573 she's like in my top 20 but probably not top 10

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 14:33:36 2014 No.11873562 >>11843961 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 14:51:52 2014 No.11873620 why do japanese eat beer from cereal bowls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 17:25:02 2014 No.11879406 >>11873620 because they're a poor third world country

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 17:40:46 2014 No.11879436 >>11879406 I AM ROFLCOPTER HEAR ME ROAR FEDORA INTENSIFIES

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:22:24 2014 No.11879502 File: 209 KB, 800x800, vo02OWV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread best taste best girl best theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0FVIwLE0Aw

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:33:41 2014 No.11879525
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>>11879502
While Yuugi is easily tied only with another for favorite touhou, I have never cared much for her theme. Out of the few arranges I have heard of it I like this one the best even though it's full of engrish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s_P95cE4ao

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 23:55:05 2014 No.11886277 File: 894 KB, 1000x1399, 1370301325032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] better oni passing through

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 00:13:05 2014 No.11886317 >>11886277 If she's got horns doesn't mean she's an oni.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 00:38:05 2014 No.11886364
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>>11879525
Really?
She's got one of my favorite themes in all of Touhou.

It perfectly fits her. It's both powerful yet fun and festive

Here's a few arranges I like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCkb1kTM3Eo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Aac6x6gE8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VTdftTpeM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tOaYmel5Ek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXT-Tz5FvGc

Honorable Mention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgXSCbAh1MM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IABSrr_pRWo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 01:44:10 2014 No.11886495 >>11886364 3rd video was pretty powerful stuff.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:23:58 2014 No.11887191
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>>11886364
Based on your examples I think I probably just don't find arranges of it often since they usually aren't in my favored genres of electronic and rock/metal. I also enjoy vocals more often than instruments so that might factor into it too.

I did enjoy the second one under honorable mentions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA00ghbV4RE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:32:28 2014 No.11887211 >>11879406 America is rich, why can't we help them instead of Africa? they actually make anime and games unlike black people who don't make anime and games.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 15:06:34 2014 No.11887883 File: 571 KB, 992x1464, 1353564665849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11886364 MasamiT is god. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q9geGcGVBk&list=PL394128E3DF2D9032

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 15:17:56 2014 No.11887895 File: 71 KB, 450x630, 40607090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11887191 Yeah, I tend to prefer without vocals. Forgot to mention the one you linked, that's also one of my favorites. I love UNDEAD CORPORATION.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 15:37:57 2014 No.11887932 >>11821454 >oni-chan Is it just a play on words or she's actually calling me "brother"? Because in the latter case then something, somewhere, somehow must have gone horribily weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 17:10:23 2014 No.11888106 >>11887932 No, dummy, SHE'S the oni-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 19:41:32 2014 No.11888333 >>11888106 Seems like Yuugi should be an oni-san while Suika is the oni-chan.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 20:37:11 2014 No.11888402 >>11888378 Suika a cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:40:45 2014 No.11888527 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BPYguIlHYU

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:12:45 2014 No.11888621 >>11879502 Yuugi a shit. A dog shit. A steamy load of dog diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:26:15 2014 No.11888643 >>11888527 I fucking love these. I almost wish I didn't speak spanish so my immersion was more complete.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:34:33 2014 No.11888658

>>11888527
>>11888643
I love these too.
Luckily for me, I don't really know Spanish.

For some reason, putting things in Spanish instantly makes things hilarious to me. Like if I take my favorite doujinshi and read the Spanish translation of it. Just reading the dialogue in Spanish, especially if the translator left in Japanese particles and such, amuses me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:42:33 2014 No.11888674 >>11888621 tengufags pls get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:05:05 2014 No.11888720 >>11888621 Please don't compare her to Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:31:19 2014 No.11888759 >>11888402 Even that picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:32:34 2014 No.11888762 File: 55 KB, 450x500, 1392093142905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11888720 What the fuck is wrong with Wriggle asshole?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:34:34 2014 No.11888763 >>11888762 Come on, buddy. Do you really have to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:35:19 2014 No.11888764 >>11888763 Yes I do, now tell me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 04:18:37 2014 No.11889288 >>11888106 That's a relief. For a second i thought that unbeknownst to me i had become some kind of violent, permadrunk, human-eating horned monster, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 07:22:46 2014 No.11889420 File: 158 KB, 546x473, 1344893441784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11888764 Wriggle is a c*ckroach!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 20:45:59 2014 No.11890809 >>11889420 Please don't censor that. It makes the word look lewd when it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:18:47 2014 No.11894685 >>11890809 wriggle is a boy, of course it's lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:31:33 2014 No.11894700 File: 265 KB, 626x885, 1377556650962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11889420 the smelly cockroach and the smelly patche would probably fit perfectly as a wedding couple

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:43:18 2014 No.11894713 File: 133 KB, 600x777, 1341036698217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11894700 Patchy has waterproof books for her bath. There is a large indoor pool in the library. Patchouli is the cleanest Touhou and has a pleasingly feminine scent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:47:05 2014 No.11894721 >>11894700 Girls can't love girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:48:35 2014 No.11894722 >>11894713 post the "i smell patchy" picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:59:20 2014 No.11894730 I want to feed Yuugi by hand. It'd be so cute. I bet at one point she'd bite my fingers softly and smile. I'd die of a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 10:23:20 2014 No.11894764 File: 230 KB, 500x500, 1341036731418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11894722 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 14:53:33 2014 No.11895153 >>11888378 This pisses me off so much. They clearly are a good artist, yet they refuse to draw her cutely. Do they hate cute things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 15:37:54 2014 No.11895215 File: 180 KB, 1280x800, 1392322436974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 15:50:47 2014 No.11895245 File: 165 KB, 600x538, smelly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11894722

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 16:00:47 2014 No.11895265 >>11895245 that's the wrong one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 16:21:11 2014 No.11895302 >>11888658 The subtitles aren't really too far off from what they're actually saying, other than the touhou names and that every instance of male anatomy is replaced with female anatomy in the subtitles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 16:24:56 2014 No.11895309 >>11894713 >>11894764 I don't know how to feel since I found out that patchy hates oni. I feel so betrayed.

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