/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd catch wriggle with a net and sell her to a pink alpaca to finance my upcoming public works projects.

Probably.

If you were on holiday in Thailand and discovered the cute "girl" you were about to sleep with had a dick, would you still have sex with him?

I would have been fuggin him in the anus the entire time so it makes no difference to me.

>>11866147
nop, gay/10 dude

>>11866147
Are you accusing me of being a scat fetishist? Get that shit out of here.

>>11866164
Yes, but only after I made it feel guilty for tricking me. If it didn't trick me and I'm just stupid then I guess I'd still do it but that doesn't sound as much fun.

That just makes it all the better.

>>11866169
Hi.

>>11866176
I am the greatest!

>>11866179
Who the fuck are you?

>>11866179
You're the guy that thinks Wriggle is fecal matter, right?
I wanted to tell you that I enjoy reading your posts and it has brightened up my day.

>>11866184
That is not me. Which must mean that there are others here that are of the opinion that Wriggle is constructed entirely of fecal matter. This warms my heart.

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER AND SHOW HER HOW FEMININE SHE CAN BE AS A MOTHER

>>11866147
>still
?????????

>>11866214
You'll probably get a disease doing it.

>>11866147

I want to have sex with Wriggle, then have her use her butt as a nightlight for my midnight readings.

I usually don't read in the middle of the night, but I'll make an exception so she feels useful.

>>11866363
How would you deal with the smell?

I don't even like him now. He smells.

>>11866394
I'd scrub her butt roughly with a toilet brush to clean it.

>>11866154
I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you.

>>11866394

It's okay, my semen would drown out the smell.

Wriggle is Wriggle.
Worth it either way.

>>11866147
Of course I'd still like Wriggle even if she was a boy.

She's not as interesting if she's a boy.

Wriggle is a girl?

Wriggle a shit

>>11866147

Wriggle is a very fertile girl!

>>11866562
then your room would reek of cum. that's not much of an improvement.

>>11867545
Wriggle a cutie

Girl or boy, I'd want Wriggle as a wife!

>>11867564

It already does.

>>11867709
By what, turd standards?

>>11867797
By the standards of people who aren't obsessed with fecal matter, like you. I think you've got something seriously repressed in your mind and you need some psychiatric help.

I would prefer if he was a boy. One boy Touhou in a mess of females would break up the monotony and add some needed flavor.

>>11868412
What if the psychiatrist agrees that Wriggle is shit?

>>11868708
Tulpas can't be legally registered psychiatrists.

>>11868722
das racist

>>11868423
>What is Rinnosuke for 200$?

>>11868731
No you did it wrong, Alex you senile old fuck.

>>11868731
Don't forget about all the bald, eyeless men of the Human Village that somehow have the ability to acquire any 2hu they want!

>>11868737
What makes you think they are human at all? They are probably faceless youkai that can put on false faces and live amongst humans.

Boys don't have cute feet, so that would lower my opinion of him a bit.

I don't think it would change one bit.

There's ups and downs, and they kinda balance each other out.

M-my ai for Wriggle is unwavering! Simple anatomy would not change how I feel for her kokoro!!

my boyfriend introduced me to touhou and let me play 8 first, when I first saw wriggle I always thought she was a boy

>>11872542
You should tell your boyfriend he mistook you for a girl.