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It's that time of the month again /jp/!
Rember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as you wake up on the first day of a new month and you will be blessed with good luck!

>> No.11859133

What is say something else, like 'fox fox'?

>> No.11859135

>>11859133
Wow I can't recommend this, just typing it made me make a typo all in my pants.

>> No.11859139

Rabbit rabbit.

>> No.11859144
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Got it OP!

>> No.11859150

fuck that bitch

>> No.11859168

>>11859128
El conejo muy insidioso, El conejo muy insidioso.
Ese maldito conejo se comió mis zanahorias otra vez.Tewi, maldita !

>> No.11859172
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LISTEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


I SAID "rabbit rabbit" BUT MY WHOLE MONTHS WAS TOTAL UTTERLY SHIT.


THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORKS
SCAM

PLS BAN THIS SHIT.

>> No.11859173

I have forgotten to do it for 6 months. I'll probably forget it tomorrow.

>> No.11859178

I don't trust you, Tewi

>> No.11859187
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Thank you, OP!

>> No.11859201
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kyaaaaaaaaaa~

>> No.11859227

>>11859128
That's some kind of British shit.

Do I look like a fucking chav to you OP?

>> No.11859235

>>11859172
you probably said something mid sleep, shit luck faggot

>> No.11859236

>>11859128

Tewi is a little shit and is not to be trusted. Rabbit rabbit probably gives you some kind of youkai curse

>> No.11859243

>>11859236
Farmer here, I can confirm this; Bitch be stealing.

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>> No.11859293
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Please her sexually and you'll have enough good luck to last the rest of your life.

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>>11859236
She's cute as fuck though.

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>> No.11859348

Does tewi shit a bunch of ball feces like normal rabbits?

Also, what if by my accent i end up saying ribbit instead of rabbit?

>> No.11859360

I can't find my ISP bill anywhere. It wasn't in the mailbox. I think that means I don't have to pay yet. Really hoping I don't lose internet in 2 hours.

>> No.11859368

>>11859348
suwako will give you good luck for 8 years

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>> No.11859391

>>11859348
Nope. She's mostly got human anatomy as far as I'm concerned so she shits in the toilet. Only thing that's really different is that she's got those sensitive ears and tail which by the way, would probably make for some interesting erogenous zones.

>> No.11859420

Yes! Thank you
I forgot December.. or was it only January

Why does some places tell me to say "white rabbit",or "rabbits rabbit rabbit" etc?

I want to get the maximum luck

>> No.11859422

Thank you for telling me.

>> No.11859512

>>11859420
Get a sword and find tewi, sever one of its arms and hang it on your neck.

>> No.11859562
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>>11859512
I'm pretty sure she would just hex you instead. Don't think it's too much of a stretch to assume that she can also curse enemies with bad luck as a form of self defense.

>> No.11859607

>>11859562
Considering how you make a good luck token from a rabbit's foot, a bad luck curse would just make it more potent.

>> No.11860221
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Ribbit ribbit!

>> No.11860520

I did

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Fuck

>> No.11860586

>>11859360
They won't shut your internet off immediately.
You will usually get a notice before they do.

I set up my internet to auto-bill my credit card, but for some reason it didn't go through and I accidentally didn't pay for my internet for over a month. Nothing happened, but I made sure to call them up and fix things. I think I may have an unpaid month somewhere, but new months get billed just fine and my internet is fine too.

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I got woken up and the first words were good morning

>> No.11860619

>>11860590
When I woke up the first words were get outta bed, I gotta do some vacuum cleaning

>> No.11860620

>>11860590
why is marisa crying semen?

>> No.11860629

>>11860590
My first words were "FUCK YOU" because I got woken up by my father yelling at my brother.
I had a shitty day for now too.

>> No.11860638

Damn!!!!
Next month for sure

>> No.11860668

>>11860629
That's close enough.

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>> No.11860844

Rabbit Rabbit!

>> No.11860884

nigger nigger

>> No.11860965

>>11860884
Those are the words that come out of my mouth when I look at myself in the mirror in the morning.

>> No.11861064

I fapped to tei and said 'rabbit rabbit' as i came.
Does that give me extra luck?

>> No.11861067

>>11861064
That summons the succubus

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