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Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:12:37 2014 No.11845575 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:14:52 2014 No.11845576 ハムバーガー

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:16:52 2014 No.11845579 File: 553 KB, 540x864, 1390861007708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845576

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:21:25 2014 No.11845585 >>11845575 why is she crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:22:53 2014 No.11845590 >>11845585 the hamburger is trying to bite her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:25:23 2014 No.11845594 >>11845585 she's sick and tired of playing mmos with hotglue

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:25:53 2014 No.11845597 File: 211 KB, 750x1031, もぐもぐかえでちゃん.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i dislike double whoppers, a single-patty-burger of the right size tastes much much better than this "meme"-burger, you can't even eat them properly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:27:38 2014 No.11845604 File: 719 KB, 927x1139, 1390861644781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845575 oh boy, here we go again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:32:23 2014 No.11845609 File: 75 KB, 220x242, happiness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845597 The first time I had a double patty burger (1,1 pounds) was the best day of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:42:08 2014 No.11845625 Hamburger biting vita?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:42:38 2014 No.11845624 File: 102 KB, 354x311, 1380477432829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845609 because of the burger or because of something else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:44:23 2014 No.11845629 I've never had a burger bigger than a Big Mac.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:45:08 2014 No.11845636 File: 324 KB, 800x800, 41083499_big_p24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:50:23 2014 No.11845649 File: 173 KB, 800x600, blushing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845624 burger is life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 17:55:53 2014 No.11845661 I had a really shitty burger today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:08:08 2014 No.11845697 I haven't had a burger in a while. I usually just eat kebab or pizza if I feel like being a fatass. By the way, is kebab popular in the US?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:12:37 2014 No.11845708 File: 74 KB, 300x300, 1289699750001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845697 take your turkish crap back to your home country and don't disturb the piecefull /jp/sies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:12:37 2014 No.11845709 >>11845594 didnt those fegs only play eden

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:14:52 2014 No.11845714 File: 35 KB, 500x359, 1390864479578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried this recently at wendy's It was alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:16:22 2014 No.11845721 File: 1.10 MB, 1416x1412, 1366724365058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] become the burger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:16:37 2014 No.11845722 anyone ever notice that a hamburger looks like a shit between two asscheeks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:20:26 2014 No.11845733 How the fug is this Otaku culture related? This thread should be about Yakisoba, Tempura, Teriyaki, etc. Not about Amerifat food. The America ruined the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:20:41 2014 No.11845734 Patchy better be eating these

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:22:11 2014 No.11845742 >>11845733 good post crossie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:26:43 2014 No.11845753 >>11845742 Thanks /b/roseph!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:28:12 2014 No.11845760 whos the fattest on jp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:31:27 2014 No.11845767 >>11845760 The Sachiko thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:31:57 2014 No.11845768 >>11845760 ur mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:35:42 2014 No.11845775 >>11845760 I'm 204kg GET ON MY LEVEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:36:27 2014 No.11845776 >>11845775 any fattening tips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:36:57 2014 No.11845777 >>11845776 Eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:39:12 2014 No.11845783 >>11845775 holy shit I am lolling at your sad ass right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:40:12 2014 No.11845791 >>11845776 big burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:41:42 2014 No.11845794 >>11845760 Then who is the thinnest? I'm 53kg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:42:42 2014 No.11845795 >>11845794 nobody cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:43:42 2014 No.11845800 >>11845794 51kg here. I'm only 1,73m though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:44:12 2014 No.11845802 >>11845760 I have about 6.5 inches girth, pretty fat imo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:50:27 2014 No.11845811 >>11845802 Does it ever depress you that you would severely hurt a loli's special place if you tried? I don't think she could even wrap her mouth around it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:54:42 2014 No.11845819 File: 665 KB, 3031x3307, 1287751876962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845760 i don't know how fat i am, how do you even weigh yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:55:27 2014 No.11845821 Burgers aren't for terrorists or your terrorist measurements.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:56:42 2014 No.11845824 >>11845811 I guess I'll have to leave them to you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 18:59:27 2014 No.11845827 >>11845579 the thumbnail looks like she has a massive bicep... but then it's just a skinny anorexic bitcharm. gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 19:00:42 2014 No.11845828 Why haven't you joined hotglue yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 19:04:27 2014 No.11845838 >>11845819 Tubby Remilia is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 19:05:27 2014 No.11845844 File: 1.51 MB, 1280x720, buger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the burg is mine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 19:18:57 2014 No.11845889 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dohlktBNo-A

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 27 22:08:10 2014 No.11846277 And here I thought we were going to have a good ol' fashioned Hotglue hate thread...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 00:09:16 2014 No.11846648 >>11845697 No. A kebab operator would be easily confused for a terrorist. Also, we find shopkeepers from the general middle east and caucasus area are really fucking disrespectful. Particularly pakis. No friendliness whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 10:39:33 2014 No.11847582 File: 80 KB, 1274x172, 1379423951607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846277 everytime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 10:44:33 2014 No.11847589 >>11845697 get a kebab burger then m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 11:53:51 2014 No.11847645 >>11845697 there are plenty of kebab places by me here in the US. they generally sell more than kebabs though, people really like falafel here too. i think i like falafel better than kebabs to be honest with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 13:24:10 2014 No.11847749 File: 154 KB, 475x356, 399850_21112132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11845697 Kebab pizza > all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 16:16:21 2014 No.11848098 >>11847749 Kebab roll > Kebab pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 16:50:08 2014 No.11848160 >>11848098 Kebab rolls would be good if they didn't fall apart and cause a mess no matter how carefully you handle them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:10:43 2014 No.11848355 >>11848160 They don't fall apart if you git gud

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:17:14 2014 No.11848380 >>11847749 looks like you ordered extra cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:19:00 2014 No.11848383 >>11848380 it was me who made it, for your mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:22:59 2014 No.11848394 >>11848383 she's full but i'll take some

Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:25:59 2014 No.11848405
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I'm sick and tired of trying to play MMOs with hotglue.

You are all a bunch of autistic cunts. The most inconsiderate, the most selfish, the most tactless bunch. I can count on one hand the number of hotglue I've played with that are able to take it easy. Everybody else is pissy little princesses who think they deserve everything.

You do favors for hotglue, they don't even say fucking "thanks". And still they feel like you should continue doing things for them. It's like you've never been around people before, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't expect an autists to understand group dynamics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:31:44 2014 No.11848419 >>11848405 it's your fault playing games online like a dirty nomal with a /a/-MMO-gang

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:34:29 2014 No.11848428 >>11848419 hotglue is from /v/, I don't know what you are talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:36:29 2014 No.11848430 i want a burger god dam!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:36:59 2014 No.11848431 >>11848428 /a/, /v/, what's the difference - both boards are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:39:59 2014 No.11848439 >>11848405 Are you really surprised a group of socially and sexually frustrated teens acts in this way? Why did you even try to deal with them to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:40:14 2014 No.11848442 File: 144 KB, 500x543, 1358577239741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11848430 only over my dead body!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:41:14 2014 No.11848443 >>11848419 >>11848439 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:42:14 2014 No.11848446 >>11848442 would you bully a burger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:42:29 2014 No.11848449 >>11848405 What games does Hotglue play right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:44:29 2014 No.11848452 >>11848449 who cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:44:29 2014 No.11848453 >>11848439 >>11848419 unironcally replying to pasta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 18:50:29 2014 No.11848473 File: 334 KB, 716x584, precure_ham.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11848446 no, i'm fighting for love and justice for all hamburglars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 20:01:04 2014 No.11848609 File: 112 KB, 1200x900, 1368309490570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11848446 I bully my cows from the moment they're born to the moment they're on my burger about to be eaten

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 21:18:34 2014 No.11848723 >>11848473 why is she crying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 21:23:34 2014 No.11848735 >your waifu will never eat out at Five Guys with you I'm quoting the sordid reality we live in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 28 22:07:41 2014 No.11848848 >>11848723 Would you not cry, knowing that you'll never have a burger as nice as that one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 05:18:07 2014 No.11850050 This thread is making me hungry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 13:16:37 2014 No.11851567 >>11845585 She doesn't want the calories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 13:21:36 2014 No.11851593 >>11848735 read that as >your waifu will never eat out five guys with you my sides look like hiroshima

Anonymous Wed Jan 29 13:53:52 2014 No.11851717

start caramelizing onions with some salt and olive oil

season 80/20 ground beef patty with salt, pepper, and dill, put it on your pan

smash up 2-3 garlic cloves with the flat side of your knife and toss it into the pan with some butter, if you want to be fancy you can add your choice of herbs like thyme

*this is the secret to 5star restaurant burgers*
as the patty cooks, use a spoon to continually cover the patty with your garlicy butter sauce, keeping it moist and infusing it with tons of flavor

once cooked to medium, set aside your patty and put on a slice of cheese if you want to, so that it can set, meanwhile toast up the top of your bun in the same pan (I like challah buns because they are soft)

the order of your construction should be: bottom bun, sauce (ketchup), caramelized onions, patty, cheese, veggies (don't forget pickles or something acidic), top of bun

boom, the most delicious burger you will ever eat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 14:35:55 2014 No.11851832 >>11851717 lol shutup shit... jas has too mudt chodolate and is gonna theowup #fatneet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 14:37:55 2014 No.11851836 >>11851832 Are you high? lol!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 29 14:37:55 2014 No.11851837 someone send me a burger plz

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