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Yukari will let you live a peaceful life as a human in Gensokyo.

However, once you cross the barrier, you will be rendered sterile, immediately and irreparably.

Fair trade?

>> No.11838955

>>11838950
>human

Meh. Let me live as a fairy and we have a deal.

>> No.11838957

I just wanna be a NEET hermit anyway

>> No.11838960

I don't want little demon children anyway.

>> No.11838964

>>11838950
Can a be a youkai? Prefferably a succubus?

>> No.11838965
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11838965

Not even Yukarin can tame these nuts.

>> No.11838976

>Can't impregnate Touhous
Nope.

I'll stay here. Besides, Yukari's presence has proved Gensokyo's existence to me, so I could just try and find a different way to get in. Yukari even appearing to me answers all the questions I need. So it's better to say no.

>> No.11838981

Yes. Can I be a little girl, too?

>> No.11839001
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11839001

Remember to spay or neuter your pets.

>> No.11839017

>>11838950
More than fair.

>> No.11839043

Only if I can be with Reisen.

>> No.11842336

First question: Can I still sex?
Second question: Can I adopt a child?

>> No.11842345

Sure. I can probably study magic, become immortal or extremely long lived, and reverse that.

>> No.11842358

Sure. It's not like I was going to have sex ever anyway.

And I won't regret the decision ever, even five minutes later when I'm being torn limb from limb by a youkai.

>> No.11842361
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11842361

As long as it's through magic and not through knives, I hate surgery and pain

>> No.11842368

I rape Yukari and impregnate her before cross the barrier

>> No.11842371

>>11842361
I'm with this guy.

In any case, I don't want to fucking impregnate 2hu's. Getting sterilized is a plus the way I see it.

>> No.11842372

Already sterile anyway

>> No.11842384

Perfect trade considering that I actually want to be sterile. Babies are annoying as hell to deal with.

>> No.11842537

>>11842384
>>11842372
>>11842371
>>11842361
/jp/ - Sterilization Culture

>> No.11842560

>>11838950
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that youkai pussy

>> No.11842576

>>11842560

But Anon, you're super unlikable.

>> No.11842585
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11842585

Why is this even being debated NONE OF YOU HAVE BALLS ANYWAY

>> No.11842640

>>11838950
Offer Yukari a peaceful life as my wife.

>> No.11842667

>>11842576
I'm gonna be the biggest stud in gensokyo

>> No.11842674

>>11838950
I have endometriosis anyway. So chances are I'd have trouble having kids already as is.

Besides, there's always adoption or just magic if I decide I want a family.

>> No.11842684

So I can fug 2hus without getting them pregnant?
I'm in!

>> No.11842696
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11842696

Yukari will let you live a peaceful life as a nopperabo in Gensokyo. You will also be able to impregnate all the Touhous you like.

However, once you cross the barrier, your facial features will smooth over, immediately and irreparably.

Fair trade?

>> No.11842704

>>11842696
No, I need my face to woo Touhou's, I also want my kids to look as good as me.

>> No.11842746
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>>11838950

I'd do it if I can learn some special abilities.

Being a defenseless and sterile peasant that can't safely go outside the village wouldn't be too appealing.

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>>11842696
>Giving up my handsome visage
No way

These are some pretty shitty deals.

>> No.11842921

>>11842696
Being a youkai might be sweet. And I'll finally be free of facial hair!

>> No.11842936

Why would I want to be some shit-ass villager in a medieval hellhole?

>> No.11842976

Why would I want to live in Gensokyo? There's no wifi. They don't even have dialup. Plus half the residents will try to eat me.

>> No.11843001

>>11838950
>human in Gensokyo.

I'd rather not be the same as cattle, please.

>> No.11843086

>>11838950
But I don't want to be human...

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