/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay.

*poops a little*

>>11812970
I want to be stepped on by Remilia ojou-sama.

>>11812970
I want to discipline Remilia.

I want to drink tea with Remilia.

I want to tug her wings.

>>11812970
I want to spank Remilia in front of Flandre while saying "this is how you should thank your sister for locking you down".
I'll be killed, but it'll worth it.

>>11813009
I want to tear her wings out and throw her into a whirlpool within a lake of the dead.

>>11813021
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINN !

>>11813010
I want to slap Remilia's hand with a ruler while she's wearing a schoolgirl uniform.

The SDM is a weird place.

>>11813025

>>11813067
My spider sense is saying this is photoshopped.

>>11813069
How about this one?

>>11813078
I know a bit of Photoshop, because I studied it at university.
This is not photoshopped in the slightest. Legit picture here.

Please address Remilia Ojou-sama respectfully.

>>11813090
Hi YAF.
SatorixYoumu when?

>>11813090
Oh, hello YAF.
Nice to meet you.

>>11813096
Sorry, you screwed everything when you claimed being YAF in the... I think it was the "what's your favourite Touhou" thread.

>>11813094
I'm not YAF for fuck's sake.
How can I prove this to you.

>>11813099
It was a joke, I wanted him to write a RemixSatori lewdfic.

>>11813096
Don't worry, to me you will always just be "that one guy who loves Remilia."
And that's perfectly fine.

>>11813103
So, since I want him to write a Reisen story, I'm supposed to claim I'm YAF too?

Hey, I'm YAF ! Let's write purple prose fanfics about Komeiji in a roundabout way ! Because I hate Satori, but I like her ! Oh boy, I can't wait to write complicated stuff about Tenshi too !

>>11813090
Since you didn't draw Remilia with corndog you should be banned from all her threads.

>>11813105
I wanted people to bug him about writing that.

>>11813142

>>11813144
What does it have to do with this thread?

>>11813144
I highly doubt he'll write something just because you ask him.

>>11813096
>not YAF

So lets guess which badfic writing faggot you *are.* The wizard faggot, right?

Remilia is an undead monster. She lost the capacity to love many centuries ago.

>>11813659
I'm pretty sure she has the mental and physical capacity for love. You just have to be interesting enough.

>>11813659
I don't want to love, only to serve.

>>11813702
Then you'll fit in well at the Scarlet Devil Mansion

I like Remi, but I prefer Meiling.
Thighs are my favorite.

It's a pity that such a charismatic and refined character is so often portrayed as just a loli moeblob.

>>11813936
That's one reason I love this guy's Remilia images.
She looks cute yet intimidating and charismatic.

>>11813936
You could say the same about most other characters too unfortunately.

Guess it could be argued that I chose the wrong interests for someone that dislikes moeblobs.

>>11813951
Okay, maybe even dislike was too strong a word for how I feel about it. I don't particularly care for overly cutesy portrayals of characters, I'll just put it like that.

>>11813962
I enjoy both personally, but I tend to prefer the less cutesy portrayals.

>>11812996
I want to be disciplined by Remilia Ojou-sama

>>11813979

Are Remi and Flan French or Belgian?

I want to enjoy remi's company, even if it's only through pictures.

what do vampires do for fun anyway?

>>11814718
Human hunting
Taking showers
Sunbathing
Counting beans

>>11813979

>>11814722
>Taking showers
>Sunbathing
So are they masochists or just not very bright?

The rest i can live with.

>>11813010
But she did not lock her down. I know, your fantasy, your rules, but can't you find some canonically viable reason?

>>11814812
>but can't you find some canonically viable reason?

Flan royally fucked up something big time in the past and Remi said "Enough with this shit!"

>>11814860
Remi was counting beans and Flan stepped on some because she's clumsy like that and Remi locked Flan in the basement.

>>11813585
Nah, that one is still lurking in /tg/, gathering fans for his cross-over.

>>11814812
Causing the whole red mist thing? Surely it was enough to fuck up the local farming.

>>11814722
>>11814743
>Counting beans
Baked beans affect eastern vampires the way sunlight and moving water does.

>>11813103
Why don't you write it yourself? It'll be quicker than pestering him to write it for you.

Why do I always have to go to school and be surrounded by normies and their disgusting neurotypical conversation about going out and doing normie things like exposing yourself to the sun? It's awful.

>>11816286
What, are you still in high school? Don't skip school, kid.
If you're in University, you don't have to talk to anyone and can just sit in the back by the window.

>>11816286
What is she doing?
>>11816306
This. Though I like talking to the Japanese students.

>>11816316
Slav squatting

>>11813108

>>11813142

>>11813021
lol skyrim

>>11816993
That's neither cute nor funny, you aught to be ashamed of yourself.