/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't know how people can self-insert themselves into other characters anyway. It feels like wearing a shoe that doesn't fit to me.

>>11796408

I don't self insert when I fantasize about Gensokyo; I only watch.

But if I did self-insert, I'd do it as Marisa; harem MC of Gensokyo. Then again, Marisa has a bad habit of dying at the end of every single doujinshi/video despite nearly being a youkai magician and probably on a first name basis with literal gods of life, death, and fate.

Sometimes, but not as some sort of silly OC character, just plain ol' me.

i insert as myself


pic related its me

>>11796486
your mouth looks stupid

>>11796494
...

>>11796486
wow, you're really cute.

do you have skype?

>>11796501

I'm sorry,but she's mine

Stop hittin' on my girl

>>11796505
don't be jealous, I just want to talk to her

I self insert as Allelujah Haptism

I don't self insert.
I sometimes don't get how people can self-insert at all.
I mean look at the harems for example - MC is always a huge, dumb faggot, how am I supposed to self-insert into that,

I imagine myself as an already existing touhou.
It's mostly about yuri.

I think about self-inserting sometimes

but only as a part-timer at Kourindo and only befriend Rinnosuke, while all the 2hus don't give a shit and think me as another boring human. Only able to talk to them if they happen to visit the shop while I'm on shift.

>>11796547
Wow dude your character sucks.

>>11796556
He's being realistic. You nerds kid yourselves about how you're waifus would fall in love with you n shit... lol

>>11796563
My waifu isn't a 2hu, nerdboy.

>>11796565
She wouldn't fall in love with you anyway.

>>11796595
You don't know that. You're just a bitter edgy fedora tipping gaytheist turbovirgin who's afraid of girls.

I think /jp/'s OC's are always really cute. Like that one anon that worked for Remilia as a butler. I think he was black too.

Turn into a vengeful spirit and find your way to Gensokyo, then possess a youkai loli.

I always think of myself as a really confused pilot for the US Army, flying a UH-1Y out of a cloud and ending up in Gensokyo

>>11796556
That's fine, though.
Rinnosuke is quite a bro.

>>11796616
You have one fucking job

I imagine myself as all of the touhous.

I insert as various fanfic protagonists.

I imagine myself as Alice's lover.

I'm too embarrassed to talk about it, even anonymously.

My skin is the Hakurei border. My mind is that of every Touhou. My left hand is Youkai; my right hand is human. My soul is in free flight.

I am the land of dreamy girls and girly dreams.

I am Gensokyo.

>>11796616
I have a similar fantasy. I sometimes imagine waking up after some sort of accident like a bad drop. Then end up in fighting demonic looking youkai with my M-4. I would think yukari would intervene and give me an option to leave or stay.

>>11796955
Then don't mention it if you are not going to say anything anyway.

>>11797320
I'm sorry, I meant to say I had an OC. It should be fine to leave it at this because that's all the OP asked for.

I don't have fantasies involving touhous.
I don't have fantasies involving anything.
I should read a book, watch something, do anything, but i'm too lazy to do it.
So i sleep all day.
Good night.

>>11797424
a friend

>>11796408
>fantasizing about Gensokyo
who even does this? Seriously.

"Gensokyo" and the other pocket worlds talked-about in the games explicitly are just a video-game plot device contrivance, like raymoo's ability to step outside reality.

>>11796722
I imagine myself as Alice.

Or sometimes Sanae, because she's from our time originally.

>>11797229
Unlimited Gensokyo Works?

In the (fortunately) unlikely event to find myself in Gensokyo i often see myself as the shacky guy roaming around among the foliage, avoiding any contact, trying my hard without being seen, armed with a gun or anything i could fashion or scavenge and attack anyone that notice me due to being devoured alive from the paranoia that anything i see might suddenly decide to kill me for it's personal enjoyement.

In other words: /pol/ does the Innawoods Challenge: Detroit Edition, only with less /pol/, no concrete and less black skin.

I insert myself always as a common farmer or town local, not particularly special at all.

Sometimes I go to the shrines to pray and get a glimpse of the various 2hus, but that's about it.

>>11797657
Slut

>>11796722
I imagine myself as Alice's rapist.

>>11796520
Should be easy, champ.

>>11797779
#pwned

>>11797779
#rekt

Even in a land of magic I imagine myself getting jumped by a pack of wolves before I make it to the human village.

I picture myself as a small girl that would stumble on the SDM after wandering in the forest alone for days.
I then meet Hong who tries hunting me down, but I'm saved by Sakuya. I start living in the SDM as the new lowest rank maido, and with time become kind of Sakuya and Hong's daughteru.

It then becomes kind of a SoL. I dream of it every night and by now it feels like I have a second life there. If it was an anime it would have hundreds of episodes already.

Pic related, it's mom.

>>11797657
>I imagine myself as Alice.
Want to play a game of pretend?

>>11798277
Do we pretend to rape him? If so, I'm in.

>>11798301
No you idiot, me and him pretend to be in love!

>>11798308
Well then I'll pretend to rape him while you're away at work!

>>11798273
Same here except I rotate between different places because I get bored pretty quickly.

Also lots of lesbian rape.

>>11798277
>>11798301
>>11798308
>>11798310
Oi. I never agreed to anything.

But pretending couldn't hurt, if you in turn pretend to be Marisa. And scrap the rape completely.

>>11798330
I'm not going to play with you guys if we don't play rape.

>>11798330
That's fine. I'll steal kisses and make you blush, ze.

>>11798333
Well it depends on who's doing the raping.

>>11798341
I guess it would be okay if me as the faceless fat man is married to one of the girls and the other girl rapes her.

>>11798341
Pic related would work.

>>11798337
Do you want tsundere, deredere or pervert Alice?

>>11798352
Perverted, of course.

>>11798352
I don't like rape.

>>11798377
Something like this?

>>11796722
I imagine my self to be one of Alice's dolls who gained sentience and is compactly oblivious to what it means but still helps her try to create one even though she already did because the whole situation sounds silly.
And Alice would love me more than any than you.

>>11796616
>>11797279

>Call in airstrike on youkai
>Only way into Gensokyo from the outside is at the Hakeuri Shrine
>Reimu is sleeping soundly when the sternum-shaking roar of an ACU-130 vibrates her clean off her futon
>Half-asleep drooing Reimu staring blankly at the departing gunship murmuring wtf

The same as I fantasize about any other series, as a god walking the multiverse in search of entertainment.

I meditate long and hard on what an omnipotent entity might behave like. Generally a little snide, but mostly curious. It could be omniscient, but chooses not to because otherwise there is nothing for it to do. So instead it destroyed its omniscience with its omnipotence, and wanders every story and dream created by man to enjoy tales and characters.

The being itself is a shapeless infinite entity that calls itself Infinity, but it interacts with everyone in the shape of two masked and robed mortals, one male, one female (addressed as Eternity and Endless respectively).

Yes it's dumb and "edgy" but this has been an ongoing thought experiment for me since I was nine.

- Guy wearing a Nanosuit.
- Random Youkai Hunter #2189485
- The Beast Returns to Gensokyo.

>>11802124
I did this too since before I can remember, except I was super-interactive with worlds since I could just reset them if something went wrong. I would sometimes take friends from worlds who I invited with me and I'd kinda stash them in this heaven-like realm I had set up on some kind of planet that supported all life.
I pretty much never would appear the same way twice if I was god. I wish Mormonism was real.

>>11802092
Lt. Dan - "There's too many of them! Fall back! Fall back to the underground".

Pansy private - "Sir the enemy has blocked off the main road".

Lt. Dan - "Quickly into the fields we can use the coverage to hide our movements."

Sgt Hans - "Are the sunflowers moving?"

Then that scene from (Jurassic park the lost world) occurs where the poachers get picked off by raptors, but instead of raptors they are freakin flowers.

Turns out the soldiers killed off only the bad youkai and flowers, also the soldiers pissed off Yuuka... In order to repay debt to Yuuka they serve In her army and that one doujin with Yuuka trying to invade Alice's cafe with an army of raiders occurs. ( i think the raiders were from the mad max series).

I don't insert myself into Gensokyo because I have a limited imagination and an inferiority complex.

So probably as a disembodied observer who just watches things happen.

I guess that would be a ghost.

I always imagine it going this way
>Get stuck in border
>get rescued by Ran
>Get taught magic
>baby sit chen
>fuck humans stay in the forest
>Become master of arts
>Become the papa of the family
>fuck bitches and whores and acquire Ran

>>11802174

>nanosuit

More like nano-augs.

>"You can't escape the Luna Dial, Denton. Every step into the future you take and there I am, step for step, instance for instance, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."

>"That makes me one flat-chested son-of-a-bitch, How'd my shirt get stuffed with pads?

>"DENTON! IT'S MEILING'S FINAL WORD! BOMB THROUGH!"
>"A bomb is a poor choice f-"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST DO IT YOU FUCKASS!"

>"Oh my god, JC! A padoga!"

>>11802310
What exactly are you quoting?

>>11802174
get back to work fucker

wow its nice to be on the other side of that phrase for once

>>11802327
Do you not know how greentext has been being used in this site as of late?

I usually just insert myself as some random dude that got in from outside. I would try to make my way to SDM to ask Meiling if I can be her student after explaining my predicament and why I need an effective form of self defense. After I get strong enough to lay the magically enhanced smack down on low to mid tier youkai I go around exploring and looking for ways to magically increase my strength and live an unnaturally long life.

It's more of an adventure/fighting game than a dating sim for me.

>>11802323

Haha that's a good story and I liked the Deus Ex reference and funny "meme" image (us nerds, right?), but I don't see that on his post.
Are you sure you're familiar with the quote feature in 4chan?

I insert as this guy: >>11802174

I don't insert myself. I just imagine touhous interacting with each other. inb4 worst kind of fantasizing.

>>11802340
No. Could you explain it to me?

>>11802334
I read that story, I didn't write it.

>>11796408
I did have a daydream where I was The Shrike in gensokyo and I had finished putting rumia and yukari on the tree of pain.

No Kassad to stop me and pretty much everyone there deserves a turn on the tree..except sanae and hong meiling.

Both I would spare.

>>11804827
forgot my picture.

OC self insert mostly.

However, a few days ago I had my first touhou dream. Well, it wasn't a very coherent dream. I was reading a doujin about Momiji being lewd, and at some point I was inside the doujin, which is how it usually goes. However suddenly I was chasing some enormous snake, and Suika and Yuugi appeared there. I don't remember much else, except that at some point Suika turned into a potted cactus and Yuugi into a prosthetic arm. Then I took them and treasured them.

I hope it is more sensible next time.

>>11804827
>>11804837
Dude, what.

I imagine myself as Mokou, suffering for eternity.

I had a terrible Touhou dream yesterday.

I get on a plane, thunderstorm, crash, only survivor, fairies rescue me, etc. The usual stuff. So far so good.

Later that night the fairies want to go dancing, the bouncer gets in my way and says only cute people allowed beyond this point. I walk away in shame and then she says "CUTE people come on through" then one of the fairies that was with me tells me "sorry but she's right you know, you're really ugly" and she goes in.

I woke up crying and felt bad the whole day.

>>11796408


i sometimes imagine myself as miko, enlightening the masses and bringing those dirty hedonist youkai into line.

>>11804927
That's pretty cute

>>11804928
I recognized evola without googling the picture, good writer, very fascist and displeased with the modern world, says very true things, thanks for posting him, you made me feel slightly good.

>>11803681
You still haven't proved it.

OC self insert
I've actually thought out plans and storylines of what i'd do in gensokyo and how i got there in the first place

>>11796601
fuck I've seen this kind of posting a million times and it finally makes me laugh.

>>11796408
back on topic, I can't really self insert as one of them.

>>11804875
The only Touhou related dream I've ever had was about Koishi fucking with me and me not being able to remember what happened whenever she drops out of my line of sight. Weird that I would have a dream with her in it because I don't even like her.