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1179414 No.1179414 [Reply] [Original]

so, /jp/, I just linked a female friend of mine to Hizashi no Naka. Is this awesome? y/n

>> No.1179419

Link me to your female friend.

>> No.1179427

>>1179422
>lulz

>> No.1179422

Is she interested, or did you just do it for the lulz?

>> No.1179429

>>1179414
What did she do?

>> No.1179437

/jp/ I have a female friend who visits /d/
it isn't really that awesome though.

>> No.1179445

Ageru for Oderus.

>> No.1179448

>>1179445
Lulzulu.

>> No.1179452

>>1179429
It was just a little bit ago, I don't think she's had a chance to play it yet.

>> No.1179455

friend, don't have, enjoy hand, etc.

>> No.1179456

/touhou/ - personal blog

>> No.1179468
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1179468

>>1179448

>> No.1179470

>>1179414
I don't think you have a female friend. Enjoy watching Hizashi no Naka alone in your basement.

>> No.1179480

>>1179414
>so, /jp/, I just linked a female friend of mine
>female friend
I don't think that you have a female friend, enjoy your Hizashi no Naka.

>> No.1179492
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>>1179470
>Enjoy watching Hizashi no Naka

Am I missing something? I thought this was a game.

>> No.1179506

Your female friend is actually me, a male.

>> No.1179508

>>1179492
Yes, but it's not easy to play when you're fapping furiously. I just use the included movie player, and have it loop the blowjob/handjob scene.

>> No.1179513

>>1179427
Just because /b/ has been shit for 2-3 years does not mean someone can't use a term that predates the normalfag infestation.

>> No.1179519

>>1179508
Learn to fap left handed and train your right hand to function ambidextrously.

>> No.1179534

>>1179519
Why should I sit there and move my mouse up and down if I can get the same goddamn thing out of letting the movie player do it for me?

>> No.1179536

>>1179519

Is it weird that I did this automatically, when I first learned to fap?

>> No.1179542

>>1179536
Only if it was because you first learned to fap by playing a porn game.

>> No.1179552

Hell yea, I'm glad I'm left handed now, sure maybe I might die a couple years earlier statistically speaking, and I might die in a car crash easier, but fapping on the comp is a dream!

>> No.1179559

>>1179536

i always fap with my left. feels weird with my right.

actually, i have a reason for fapping with my left: masturbating is a dirty sinful act, and i will not tarnish my useful right hand by having it commit such atrocities against nature. if i am to condemn any of my appendages, it should be left hand, which, while still useful in it's own right, is not my dominant hand.

my right will remain pure and clean, and my left will walk a path of wickedness, a sacrifice to my lustful desires.

>> No.1179555

>>1179542

Nah, it was 'cause I wanted to do other shit while I was fapping....

>> No.1179567

>>1179559
I want to rape your virgin right hand tenderly

>> No.1179564

>>1179559
And fucking lolis is horribly wrong too, but shit if I ever had the chance, set up an appointment with Satan because I'd gladly go to hell.

>> No.1179565

>>1179555
What exactly is this "other shit" sounds like something that will be fun to try out because when I'm fapping I'm usually just fapping. The only exception is when im fapping to manga. its fucking annoying I have to fap with left and click the arrow buttons to change pages the auto page turner is too inconsistent as sometimes ill be done with a page and it will take like 20 more seconds to change and sometimes i wont finish a page and it will change.

>> No.1179578

>>1179565

Heh...It's not exciting or anything like that, I would just read (I started fapping waaay too young to actually possess any porn, etc), and hold the book/turn the pages with my right hand...

>> No.1179580

>>1179565
Get a real image viewer. I press the spacebar to skip ahead a page. That's easy enough to hit with my left hand.

>> No.1179586

>>1179578

This skill HAS proved useful though, in situations like the the ones being discussed.

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>>1179567

>> No.1179620

>>1179565
>>1179555

I can be fapping to loli, posting on /jp/, IMing multiple people, and listening to classical music all at once. I often alternate between loli and political/scientific essays.

>> No.1179624

Fuck.

Why won't you kids leave?

>> No.1179634

>>1179620

Yeah, learning to fap with your left and type with your right is definitely uesful too...

>> No.1179629

>>1179624
Discussing masturbatory techniques sounds completely 4chan to me, I don't see what you're on about.

>> No.1179644

>>1179480
His female friend is also my female friend, so she does exist.

>> No.1179660

>>1179624
Seriously, what's the problem with this discussion? Are you just angry only half of the front page threads are touhou?

>> No.1182077

You guys really don't realise that /jp/ is run by girls, do you?

>> No.1182084

>>1179534
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LOVER

>> No.1182104

>>1179565
Or, you know, you could hit page down with your left hand.

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