/jp/ - Otaku Culture

witch 2hu wud u fuk

>>11793711

>>11793705
He does not seem to be enjoying himself. Maybe his friend emailed it to him and he's just now looking at it like "Dude, what the fuck? You know I'm all about that DFC, man. Why would you do this to me?"

Yoppy I think >>>/int/ might be more receptive

Are you a wizard?

>>11793715
He's just sunken into deep contemplation about them boobs.

>>11793717
Well, the last thread was probably deleted for advertising. I would like to know whc 2hu he wd fuk

>>11793719
He looks like he's coming to a negative conclusion.

>thinks thats real
>not recognizing a photoshop

oh you sad otakkies

>>11793705
Please give me your twitter account to follow you.

>>11793705

TELL ME THAT IS SHOOOPED.

>>11793738
That picture is in his blog, it's him, are you even trying?

>>11793750
ling?

>>11793750
yeah, done by himself. gads /jp/ is getting stupid. how else you gonna get tons of views.

If that pic isn't fake then how come the guy who took the picture isn't reflecting from the window?

Checkmate.

My Twitter! @yoppymodel

This is me, too

>>11793761
Look closely, it's a girl with a mobile phone.

>>11793764
The height doesn't match.

>>11793760
That's the point of the blog, I bet you're also this guy.

>>11793613
Angry at life, insulting random people.

You are very popular dude.

>>11793766
She is raising the phone with her hand and tilting it.

im sorry who?

>>11793766
>>11793760
The whole point of the blog is to do this kind of stuff in public. He's done worse, I don't know why he would bother shopping this particular case.

>>11793780
oh man that's funny.

It's him, thanks for the english articles, dude.

通報しました
BAN来い

What does AMA mean?

>>11793780
Oh goodness.

>>11793780

>>11793789
assault my ass

>>11793780
Someone tell him.

「英語が出来るやつがもうすぐ帰って来るからそしたら返事するね！」って英訳を教えてください～～！！　頼む～～～～！！！
some loser is coming soon to translate shit for me so go fap to some lolis.

Thank you for those articles in English they were entertaining.

>>11793780
"witch 2hu wud u fuk" means "wich twohu wuld u f*g"
Hope I helped!

>>11793800
Okay.

super english was very good

>>11793812
Because machine translation you drone.

I wonder if he will really tell us wch 2hu he wd fuk

Sorry! I'm not good at English.
Since my friend good at English will come back soon, it will reply, if he comes back.

>>11793711
pls respond

>>11793821
I bet it's Reimu. It's always Reimu.

>guy viraling his popular normie blog on /jp/
>b-but he's japanese, it's ok!

retards

another person who thinks /jp/ is /japan/. retarded eleven, this should be fun regardless.

>>11793834
Who are you quoting?

>>11793834
That's not what viral marketing is, maybe you should head back to >>>/v/

>>11793834
hu u qote?????????

>>11793834
>normie blog
>putting yourself into bondage straps and dangling yourself in a public train
try harder faggot

del
クソスレdel

>>11793834
Shut up, weeaboo faggot.

>>11793845
sounds retarded and randum XD enough for normies
or did you think that only sophisticated gentlemen such as yourself can enjoy public humiliation
if so, i tip my fedora to you

>>11793836
I wonder if elevens know about the eleven term.


OP, do you know what the word "eleven" means in regards to japs?

I laughed at your stories, bro. Pretty good.

Your English isn't perfect but that only adds to it, don't get an editor. Feels like one of those zany nippo gameshows. Shouldn't be too much trouble attracting weebs.

I'm gonna make some shit threads and if janny deletes those and not this garbage then we'll know for sure janny is in on moot's circle of worldwide homos.

>>11793856
>I wonder if elevens know about the eleven term.

TBH Its a pretty niche term even for English language speakers.

I think its mainly us (4channers) who use the term.

>>11793856
>implying OP hasn't watched code geass

haha epic win OP i hope you do AMAs on /jp/ every week
you are really the best man
many cool such quality wow

>>11793859
Janitor's not even here now, fucking hell.

>>11793859
like you need confirmation for something like that..... think your posts through, anon.

>>11793705
OP why do you have a old hag fetish and not a loli fetish? This is a very heated debate on /jp/ with many emotional investments at stake.

>>11793849
You know that in the eyes of everyone aware of the word weeaboo, you're one too? Do you take such comfort in the original definition that no one aside from yourself seems to care about or use any more?

>>11793876
I hate that so much. Why do words have to change like that?

>>11793711
he still hasn't answered his first question...

>>11793876
Okay, my bad. Shut up wapanese faggot.

>>11793705

>>11793888

>>11793880
Laziness, mistakes, intent outweighing actual meaning. The word barely had a definition to begin with, and was given one based on the slang term it was a wordfilter for.

>>11793888
Means the exact same thing to most people.

Couldn't someone just tell him that most of us know japanese?

>>11793904
I don't have a twitter.

>>11793903
If most of us know it, why don't you tell him?

why are there so many /a/ and /v/ children running around in here

>>11793903
Fuck no, let him figure out by himself.

>>11793907
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>11793908
I assumed he was still in the thread.

>>11793912
He is.

>英語マジ難しいわ……

Should we tell him?

Harketh thine brethren, the orientals durst to infest our abode! Whilst thou see their affront succeed? Cometh, I beseech thee to use the old tongue. Bequeath them nary an inch!

>>11793917
どうでもいい

>>11793924
fuk no m8

>>11793924
Heh

Who is this guy and what articles did he write?

>>11793917
its much more fun to have him figure out 4chan slang.

>>11793924
alas i knoweth not the tongue of our forefathers

>>11793938
Well, he's basically stuck at the first post. Which was a gr8 first post. I wonder if his translator can handle it.

>>11793931
1.【Twitter Experiments】Does your followers come for rescue in case of danger?
http://picup.omocoro.jp/?eid=1790


2.Ultimate matchup! photoshop artist vs ugliest human
http://picup.omocoro.jp/?eid=1791

3.Carwash
http://picup.omocoro.jp/?eid=1792

The original post was >>11793077 if you want it on the archives.

hi I'm the interpreter.

few hours ago, yoppy tried to post url of his website in 4chan, which resulted being deleted. please checkout @yoppymodel on twitter, where he posted his articles in English.

if you have any question, we will answer here. thank you.

>>11793950
I think we would all like >>11793711 answered, please.

>>11793950
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ).━━━!!!

>>11793965
REIMU CONFIRMED

>>11793950
answer this
>>11793711
and this
>>11793856
and this
>>11793924
Please!

>SORRY! I don't know "TOHO"

>>11793950
When will you and your gay friend leave?

>>11793966
poor reimu

Come on guys.. I'm starting to feel bad for him.

this ``AMA" is now cancelled and I will take over and turn this thread into a NEET thread

株に靴の写真

>>11793977
You shouldn't feel bad for ugly subhumans with gay pride.

>>11793950
Why did you make this thread and why should I care?

>>11793982
>株
I'm an idiot
頭に靴の写真

>>11793711
I'm sorry I truly don't know about toho...

>>11793856
geass?

>>11793924
sorry pal, I don't know what you are saying

>>11793965
>>11793977
/jp/から出てけ

>>11793992
>>11793992
>sorry pal, I don't know what you are saying

lmfao it worked

>>11794002
GJ

>>11793992
Are you sure you are japanese?

this idiot posts his blog AND janny isn't here

coincidence?

sorry for bothering you guys.
should we leave to >>>/int/ as >>11793717 say?

>>11793992
Another question! How do you feel about this picture
>>11793958

>>11794008
Jan and your mom aren't here, coincidence? LMAO!

>>11794013
that's because mom's the jan.

>>11794009
Yes please do

>>11794009
Yes. We just like loli's and VN's here. We don't care much for Japan.

>>11793992
>geass?
よくわかってんじゃんｗ

>>11794009
>should we leave to >>>/int/ as >>11793717 say?
ここはオタク板だからオタ的な話ならここでいいかと思うけど
ここの住民はリア充嫌いだから気をつけてくださいね

>>>/jp/
お前らも日本語使え、出来んだろが

>>11794013
laying out the wreckage

>>11794009
Ignore those faggots, stay here with the bros.

Do you like baseball?

>>11794021
There's always that one guy that has to show off his terrible Japanese

邪魔をしてごめんなさい。記事についての感想を聞きたかったのですが板違いだったみたいですね。
国際板に移動してみます。すいませんでした。

>>11794021
he came to the bully den himself

>>11794034
Before you go, please answer this >>11794010

I beg you!

>>11794030
お前らは何のために毎日reps繰り返してるんだｗｗ
日本語話せよコラ

>>11794034
御免。

>>11794039
I do my rpes everyday so I can read shit posts like yours and laugh at them

>>11794047
残念ながら >>11794021 は普通に自然な日本語だったと思うよ？

>>11794047
>>11794058
#rekt

>janny isn't deleting this thread

wow what a tool

did moot tell you not to delete it?

lmfbo janny is so pussywhipped by moot

ぬえでれさーん
早く削除してくださいー

>>11794092
I'm sure moot will accept your application next time.

The number of people that seem to go out of their way to prove they're not a weeaboo whenever some random Japanese guy finds his way onto the board never ceases to amaze me. You're really just as bad as anyone tripping over themselves to talk to him solely because he's Japanese.

This is clearly a staged image judging from this guy is some sort of minor 'E-celebrity' and also somebody two feet away from him is taking an image of him and he seemingly does not know.

>>11794098
Moot will never accept applications from people he doesn't know. That's all just a joke. He hires only his normie friends.

>>11794130
Everyone knows moot moderates all the boards himself.

Imperialist jap posts on /jp/ and everyone kisses his ass.

Fuck off jap. China will take over your shitty country in no time.

>>11794598
implying they would even want such a soon-to-be nuclear wasteland

>>11794648
Even if they don't care for the nip radioactive wasteland, surely giving the japs nanking pt 2 is the desire of every chink out there.

So is this jap mokey going to kill himself or what?

Is that really you?
You are my hero for reading such things in public

Thank you for trying to target western audiences. I wish more Japanese companies would, or at least make their product accessible outside japan.

Even western audiences know not to take the japs seriously. If you've got to convince the western world you are not complicit in war crimes against your neighbors then you are already fucked. The shitty japs worship their war criminals, they might as well worship hitler.

>>11793859
>0 results
Damn it