/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i don thav any pics of ur mum lmao

Yes.

No

>>11787582
that hag looks pretty young dude

>>11787582
>Hag
How dare you insult the maidens

No

But we can have a beautiful older women thread

>>11788768
>Suicide Bunnies
Eirin has too much of a manface.

>>11788768

i like all of these touhous

except when they're depicted as fucking hags. it upsets me.

>>11787689

She doesn't really look that old to me.

>>11789089
Face swap when?

>>11788926
I am more disturbed when they are shown as bloated tit goblins. It's like they were drawn by neanderthals.

>>11789196
I hate that too.
I've always imagined Yukari to be flat, though it may not necessarily be canon.. Mainly because she's my favourite and I like flat girls best.

I love Kanako...

>>11789196
interesting that fat people existed even way back then. So being fat isn't due to food being more of a convenience.

But I cant see them living long since they are fat and they would not be able to outrun anything chasing after them.

>>11789384
This person has the best taste in the entire thread.

>>11789403
Oh my, thank you, but I don't really think so, I just love Kanako.

Can someone tell me the draw of older women? I mean if you have a gf your own age, you can go out, have fun, mess around at the house etc. etc. but older women, to my knowledge, don't like that stuff.

Whats the appeal? What would you do with an older woman?

>>11789447
Yukari is 18

>>11789459
So she says but we all know that's not the case.

>>11789447
Well why don't we ask our good friend, Benjamin Franklin?

>1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

>2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

>3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

>4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

Yukarin Yukarin Yukarin
I love you so much
Yukarin Yukarin Yukariiin
But why do I love you so much~?
My love for a character from a game seems to exceed my love for everything else. I can't return anymore, and that's just fine.

>>11789488
>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

>7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

>8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!”

>>11789447
You don't know that for a fact. They have life experience, don't have the widespread immaturity problems, are more likely to be committed to you. They want to have fun too, you know. You think you'll stop wanting to do everything when you hit 30?

>mercenary Prostitutes
I'll use this somehow

>>11789488
>>11789497
Arent we talking about 30 - 40 years, not literal wrinkly hags

>>11789488
>>11789497
I think I found my new hero.

Are there any other heavily influential people from before the 21st century that have argued for older women being better?

>>11789517

>>11789488

>Mercenary prostitutes

Hahaha, well said Ben. Pic related.

>>11789522
Yes, Yukari is from well before the 21st century

Captcha: ldynuag Colonial
>Colonial
Damn it Ben Franklin

>>11789488
>>11789497
Benjamin Franklin had good taste.
I bet he would have superb taste in Touhous.

>>11789497
>>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Yukarin confirmed for best booty 4 score and 20 years ago and forever into the future

I fucking love BBA 2hu ...
except Byakuren she is shit...

>>11789572
The fuck you say

>>11789572
u a shit
I love all BBA Touhous

>>11789614
Yuyuko is always eating how healthy is she

>>11789641
she is a growing ghost

>>11789572
I require more older women dressed young.

What's the difference between this thread
>>11785839

and this one, faggots?

>>11789814
This isn't even my final form

>>11789447

They tend to be a lot more laid back, and sometimes they're really nice to you. It's just easier to relax around them, I've found. It doesn't even have to specifically be older women, it can even apply to girls who are just older than you.

Be careful though, some of them just act like this so they can use you for sex.

>>11790003
>some of them just act like this so they can use you for sex.
And that's terrible.

>>11790003
It's something you should try at least once though.

best hag/10

>>11789488
>>11789497
Bow down to a true pimp, gentlemen. The realest motherfucker who ever lived. And I mean every implication of that sentence.

>>11789394
Actually, our ancestors had a sugar rich diet, as can be seen by their cavities infested teeth. They sure ate a lot of sweets back then. It was not until they introduced meats (that have little sugar) into their diets that cavities stopped being so common.

A theory of mine is that such a "Venus" is a sign that the local population was prosperous and well fed enough that they did not have to relocate all the time, thus allowing women to become fat slobs.

>>11790190
it's sad that she'll probably never fit in. one of the best, if not tied for #1.