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Sweater mommies!

>> No.11747685

/so soft~/

>> No.11749012

how warm would they be?

>> No.11749017
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Yes please

>> No.11749639
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I want to be reincarnated as a sweater, so I can forever feel mamas soft skinship.

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>>11749639

>> No.11749660

>>11749639

That's my wife, so no. I won't be having any of that.

>> No.11749671
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>>11749660
Wait a minute... if she's my mama, and you're her husband, that means...
D-Dad?

>> No.11749712

>>11749671
A heartwarming tale where a father is reunited with his long-lost son.

>> No.11749719

>>11747634

Only one of them is a mommy. Suwako has been the mother of countless children over the past 2000 years.

Kanako has never had children because she remains a virgin, which is attributed to the fact that she's too ugly to attract any males.

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>>11749671

Um... I plead the fifth.

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>>11749719
Right.

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feelaroonie when caught using momma's make-ups..

>> No.11750868

>>11749719
Delusional Byatard.

>> No.11750879

>>11749719
Suwako was apart of a kingdom that involved deer sacrifices, I pretty sure it has more to do with getting whatever she wants.

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>>11749726

>> No.11751002

>>11750879
Wasn't Suwako a curse goddess? I am not sure what "curse goddess" stands for, but it sounds like a god that needs appeasing/sacrifice or she fucks your shit up.

>> No.11751016

>>11751002

No, she was an Earth Goddess who had sole control over curse Gods, the Mishaguji.

>> No.11751327

Big bouncy breasts! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

>> No.11751337

>>11751016
>Mishaguji

I just googled that, is it normal that i'm getting the penis-monster-on-a-cart from Persona?

>> No.11751349

I would love to hug a girl with big soft breasts.

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11751391

Don't harass her because she has large breasts!

>> No.11751400

>>11751391
I won't!

But I probably won't be able to resist staring at them, so I'll make sure she doesn't see me...

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>>11751400
Well, there are other very nice girls in Gensokyo as well.

>> No.11751439

>>11751416
Actually, I'd never be able to interact with them anyway. Seeing those giant fatsacks would make my lewd area grow, and them seeing my erection would be embarrassing.

>> No.11751490

There's more to mama than just her breasts! Jeeze, people.

>> No.11751569

>>11751490
Yes, the personality is the MOST important! I wouldn't want to snuggle with a mean mama. I'd like her to be motherly (duh) and sweet. And it's be great if she wouldn't mind me resting my head on her big breasts.

>> No.11751572

>>11751569
i was referring to her hips and butt and armpits and legs and unshaven crotch but you're right that is way more important

>> No.11751587

>>11751572
As long as my mama has a good personality and nice feet, I'm happy.

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>>11751569
What about a mean mama that presses your head onto her big breasts and then goes ara ara and teases you when you get embarrassed?

>> No.11751753

>>11751681

Yukari is 17.
She's a grandmother.

>> No.11751790

>>11751681
I'd be VERY flustered if that happened. The softness of her breasts, and the smell of her body would be too much for me. Hopefully she wouldn't totally embrace me after that, or else she'd be poked by my unavoidable erection!

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>>11751790
She'll definitely embrace you and then she'll make fun of your erection and softly say mean and lewd things into your ear so you can feel her warm breath tingle you, all while affectionately petting your head.

>> No.11751846

>>11751840
Well, then I'd the combination of embarrassment and arousal would make me turn totally red and give me goose skin. I'd definitely have to take a "bathroom break"!

>> No.11751849

Yukari would laugh at your microdeath tell you to fuck off to Ran.

>> No.11751879

>>11751849
*microdick

>> No.11751882

>>11751849
>La petite mort, French for "the little death", is an idiom and euphemism for orgasm. This term has generally been interpreted to describe the post-orgasmic state of unconsciousness that some people have after having some sexual experiences.

>> No.11751893

>>11751882

Whoa, Death Prophet is lewd as hell.

>> No.11751907

>>11751882
>post-orgasmic state of unconsciousness

That's...real? Getting fucked so hard you black out? How lewd and barbaric.

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>> No.11752568

>>11751490

I can't imagine a woman being able to be a mommy if she didn't have huge breasts.

Not shaving her privates or armpits either is important too.

>> No.11752601

>>11752568
I like slim, petite mothers, also, actually. They're really cute. Not shaving often is important, though. The hips are also important.

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>> No.11754778

>>11752557

>you will never make mommy pregnant so she's yours forever

>> No.11755265

>thread slowed to a crawl

Kanako-sama is never going to grant your mazacon wishes if you have no faith, /jp/.

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ITT

>> No.11757033

>>11749012
none of you dorks answered!

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>>11751849
>>11751879
would she still do it if she knew that i liked it?

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>> No.11757908

>>11757033

Give it a few more days.

>> No.11758008

>>11749012
hot and probably sweaty

>> No.11758088
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11758088

Nice sweaters, Kanako and Sanae.

>> No.11758466

>>11758088
Suwako looks stylish as fuck though

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