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Fuck no. I'd rather die than betray the Red, White, and Blue.

>>11731984
God Bless America.

Fuck yes. I'd rather live in The Land of Fantasy

>>11731980
I'd betray whatever to be with Yukari

BETTER DEAD THEN RED (or purple in her case)

>>11731980
Id Betray anyone to be with any of the hags

my country doesnt support nuclear energy so I woukd gladly reduce it to a wasteland in honor of okuu

>>11731980
Depends, what do I have to do? I hope it's not a stealth mission.

>>11731980
Is that an offer?

This is a really hard question. I would betray my country, but not the Corps.

>>11732014

>australia
every day of the week, and twice on sundays.

>>11732014
so if the Corps ever stage a coup, you'd be all in on it?

I don't even give a shit about America.

>>11732040
Why would the Marine Corps stage a coup?

>>11731980
Sure, but I'm not sure how effective I'd be at betraying my country.
The cops would probably just arrest me if I tried something.

Wouldn't really be considered betrayal given it hasn't done anything to earn my loyalty.

>>11731980
How do I know it isn't a test? Maybe I'm supposed to refuse as a sign that I'm trustworthy enough to be let in,

>>11732138
How do we know that this thread really isn't an NSA sting operation to determine which /jp/sies are most likely to betray the United States?

>>11731980

Depends on the stipulations of the contract and what exactly betrayal entailed.

My country's not that great.

Well, if nobody died that would be a plus.

>>11732152
How do we know the NSA isn't really looking for foreigners willing to betray their countries in exchange for access to Gensokyo?

>>11731980
No. Go to gensokyo and what? Be a normal fucking human, in the human village. No magical adventures, wacky mishaps, or lovers trysts happening at all.

Anyone who says they would do it are deluding themselves to the true nature of gensokyo. Don't be fooled.

I betrayed you humans a long time ago so it is insignificant if I betray a country.

Gensokyo seems like a pretty suboptimal place for a normal human to live. Only a handful are actually worth half a shit and can defend themselves, the rest live in fear inside the walls of the Human Village. Which I guess is the point, but I digress.

>>11732314
>Go to gensokyo and what?
I'll become an apprentice to a powerful magician, of course.

>>11732314
I'd be happy with. Being able to live a simple life with no real expectations. I'd be happy just planting rice or whatever it is normal folks do there.

I am extremely afraid of academics and the role that it plays in today's society.

>>11732323
>humans are mostly fear-pumping cattle that can't shift the power balance
>a few are strong and are manipulated into keeping the various mythical inhabitants from getting any serious ideas of expanding their power base beyond what it should be
That's Yukari for you.

I betrayed my country a long time ago.

>>11732336
ruler of the land!

As long as I can serve under Yukari!

>>11732436
You want to serve Yukari?!

>>11732406
Did you do it for Yukari?

>>11731980

I'm assuming that I have no special abilities when I arrive?

I guess I'd still do it. Keine probably has a lot of interesting things to teach.

Would you betray your country to touch Yukari's boobs for five seconds?

>>11732707
I'd rather do something more meaningful with her, but yes, yes I would.

Miss Yukari, are you trying to enroll me?

>>11732323
>fear inside the walls of the Human Village

I'm pretty certain there isn't much in the way of fear, given youkai freely enter the village and trade with the humans and shit.

My country is already doomed at the rate it's going. I would only be (possibly) speeding up the inevitable.

Unless whites suddenly decide to start breeding like mad.

I'm betraying my country by being a NEET.

Screw our country! I want to hug Yuugi

>>11733325
She doesn't want to hug you.

I just want to embrace Yukari.

I'd do it, but I want to suck on her tits in exchange. Just one time.

Gensoukyo is small time for true aryan superhuman. Not worth a penny to betray for.

My country is so infested by mafia, drug dealers and scumbags that I don't think they would notice.

Without a second thought.

>>11732314
Well, if you were to die on Gensokyo's soil, perhaps some magical essence in the ground will revive you and transform you into an ascended being?

Truth is you're going to be eaten by flesh flies and then digested by bacteria and hopefully your atomized remains will become a cherry tree. That's a normal human life in Gensokyo.

Also, regarding lovers trysts or wacky mishaps - you could always die trying. Sounds better than plowing the fields, and if you succeed you've got yourself a few good years to enjoy until you die off to a cold.

>>11732327
You could always try importing western media into Gensokyo!
Though you'd still be paid with rice.


>>11732757
Well, I guess the stronger and sentient youkai freely trade while you humans fear the scum of the youkai that do not comprehend anything beyond "lunch time".

It's not like the humans have many places to go to, though. One human village in an enclosed world is pretty lonely. At most they can visit the shrines.

>>11731980
No. I like my country. Gensokyo is full of little girls that want to eat my flesh,

>>11733907
context?

I hold allegiance to no country.

>>11732311

How do we know the NSA hasn't found Gensokyo and is willing to trade access for international secrets?

>>11739286
I wish I was a dirty foreigner, so I could give the NSA international secrets in order to gain access to Gensokyo.

>>11732314
It's a different life there regardless. Even if we weren't magical entities, that doesn't mean we wouldn't be able to go on any adventures or have anything extraordinary happen to us. It'd be much more likely there than here.

I would go in a heartbeat, being a normal human or not.

>>11739334

You could try reporting all of the rednecks who hate Obama and see if that works

>>11739286
Because the NSA is still here, anon.

>>11739355

What would the NSA do in Gensokyo? Wouldn't they get their shit wrecked if they tried 'Invading'?

>>11739357

This is an attempt to gauge their power isn't it?