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11731852 No.11731852[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What are the most disturbing/crazy Japanese exports you have found?

>> No.11731857

Wouldn't it smell literally like shit?

>> No.11731864

>>11731857
Probably like anal juice from when you get aroused

>> No.11731860

>>11731857
It would smell like anus jelly, so yeah like shit with a hint of rotten fish if you don't bathe.

>> No.11731863

>>11731857
Little boy shit, mind you.

>> No.11731871

>>11731860
anus jelly?

What?

>> No.11731872

>>11731860
anus sweat does not smell like fish or shit it has a sweet and mild but juicy scent kind of in the same way as real tobacco

>> No.11731875
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>>11731864
>anal juice from when you get aroused
Does that actually happen?

>> No.11731886

>>11731872
Well I have IBS so if I don't bathe, well that happens.

>>11731871
Yeah anus jelly, right from the colon

>> No.11731892

/jp/ - Anus Jelly

>> No.11731910

>>11731875

Yup, your colon self lubricates.

>> No.11731914

>>11731910

Women confirmed for obsolete.

>> No.11731918

>>11731863

So flowers and rainbows?

>> No.11731924
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>>11731875
The prostate produces a precum-like fluid when being fucked in the ass (for people with enlarged prostates, regular massages are needed to 'milk' this fluid out). This lubrication is meant to help expel foreign objects, but of course it has the side effect of making sex more pleasurable for both parties. For guys who get fucked a lot, eventually the prostate will produce this fluid as a sort of autonomic/pavlovian response to the mere idea of being fucked -- their boypussies literally get wet when they think of sex!

>> No.11731928

>>11731924

Another fun fact: the prostate is formed in utero before the baby's sex is determined. If the fetus becomes a girl, the prostate turns into a womb.

So basically, every man has a womb in their butt.

>> No.11731948

>>11731928

You obviously aren't a biologist.

>>11731924

The prostate doesn't produce much fluid at all.

Does anyone have fucked up Japanese stuff?

>> No.11731948,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11731928
i want to have /jp/s butt baby

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