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It's a touching story. Once upon the time you died.

My friend who was born in Japan told me this story.

Every day she would go to her grandmother's restaurant.
On her way to the restaurant she would see a homeless man, he was very nice so she'd give him money or food, whatever she could, keep in mind at the time she was around 6.
Once it was kinda late and dark out, as she was walking through the alley that the homeless man stayed, she noticed he wasn't there today, and of course she got concerned since he usually was.
Half way through the alley a man suddenly snatches her up and covers her mouth, scared she tried screaming.
Out of fucking nowhere the homeless man came out with a stick that had tin cans tied to it, the homeless man then continued to beat the shit out of her attacker.
Thanks to the homeless man, my friend lived without any harm, and she thanked him many times for it.
Sadly, the next few days the man died due to old age, but not without doing another good deed in his life.

>>11725996
If this is true then
this story is so touching

>>11726063
Well she's my friend and I don't see why she'd lie to me.
So yeah, consider it truth, I was amazed by it too. Got one more weird one from her but it's just a funny story that embarrassed her.

One time I shoplifted and was approached by a security guard but I booked the hell out of there. The rush felt so good I had to do it again but at a different store. This time I didn't even try to conceal it since the plan was to run when a dumb fat ass security guard comes barreling my way. None came so far so I started walking out of the store but stopped to look at some stuff I wanted to steal too. Suddenly I felt my arm grabbed and when I looked it was this ninja fucking security guard that I never even noticed. He told me to come with him but I resisted and told him to fuck off and I tried to kick him but he fucking SLAPPED me like 5 times across the face really hard that I got pretty disoriented then he twisted my arm and brought me to the floor and asked me again to go with him calmly. He was really heavy and strong and people were watching so I just agreed. I remember being weirdly turned on at that point. When I entered the security guard room thing some other security guard high fived the one who caught me and said "nice, saw it all on the cam" or something and I felt really embarrassed and stupid. Anyway as you would have expected, they caught me stealing and started asking me questions and were going to call the cops. I didn't say anything and I started tearing up to a full crying face. I guess they felt sorry for me or something since the other guy put down the phone and instead made a deal with me.

To be continued...

>>11725996
That was a really nice story.

dumb fucking thread

GJ OP

>>11726145
They said they'd forget about the whole thing if I returned everything I stole and never came back to the store. I thought that was a really good deal so I quickly removed the stuff from my pockets and put them on the table and said "that's it". They both looked pretty unsatisfied and said they saw me steal more, which was bullshit. They told me they'd search me themselves and told me to put my hands up on the wall. I tried to insist that I didn't steal anything else but they told me to do it or they'd call the police so I did. Both of them started patting me down roughly but it felt weird since they were focusing more on my girl parts and my ass and even grabbed it roughly and pulled at it. I didn't think much of it at the time since I've never been patted down before. They removed everything I had in my pockets from my wallet to my keys. When they were done they told me to take my stuff back and get out. I was mortified and just did what they said and left.

I never came back to the store, or out much after that. That was when I was 13 years old and now I'm a 27 year old hikki NEET.

>>11726198
stop bullying

>>11726210
>girl parts

it's not nice to lie on the internet!!!

>>11726210
Good story. Not great or anything but interesting enough.

>>11726250
mfw there are still misogynist patriarch nerds who still believe there are no girls on /jp/

>>11726257
You're happy about it? Patriarch-five!

>>11726210
Thanks for the story!
Anybody else have any? Can be about anything really.

>>11726258
patriarch five BROTHer

remember its better to be a broth than a sist

>>11726259
I was shot right above my ear with this BB gun rifle thing. That's it. Surprising didn't hurt as much as you would think.

>>11726265
You want me to kiss your boo-boo?

>>11726259
When I was in seventh grade or so, I was going through my 2kool4skool phase. My grades were dropping and german in particular used to be one of my stronger subjects but I got a C during that time. After I heard about that I asked the teacher as we were leaving the building to head to our next respective classes why exactly my grade dropped so much (even with my lazy attitude I fancied myself to be on B level at least). So we talked about it a little bit but what stood out to me was that at the end of our little chat, the teacher asked me something along the lines of "You're not going to get in trouble with your parents for this right? C is still a solid mark and I'm sure you'll pick things up again, so you're not gonna get hit or anything, right?". For me that totally came out of nowhere and at that moment I laughed it off and said I'll be fine. Only a couple of hours later did I notice just what that question implied. It's really weird when you realize that you might give people the impression you're getting beat at home.

Sorry if this is a boring story but I really wanted to contribute only to realize if you never leave the house you don't really experience cool stories.

Oh cool. I guess today was alright. I woke up, drank some tea, and then got in the shower. When I got out, my cousin was on the bed about ten feet from the mirror where I was going to be shaving. Because I was going to be shaving, I had no shirt on. She turned around and greeted me unusually nicely, saying my name and telling me hello. Her eyes only momentarily met mine before they went downward, embarrassing me and forcing me to turn to the mirror to begin shaving. I finished and hurried out the front door.

When I returned a few hours later, she came running to me with a red hand, telling me that she had cut herself. I asked what happened, and she quickly told me it was just Kool Aid on her hand with some water. I told her it was going to stain her hands, so she got behind me and put a hand on the back of my white shirt. When I turned around I was able to see that she was just playing another trick, and that she had touched me with her non-red hand. She washed the Kool-Aid off, and then told me to sit on her bed with her.

I followed her into her room, sat on her bed against the wall, and she jumped onto the bed and layed on her side across me, resting her head on my chest. I wrapped my arms around her and gave her quite a long hug, and asked if she was comfortable. She said she was. I asked if she could hear my heartbeat. She said she could. She was seemingly transfixed on the TV so I asked her to get up so I could go to my computer. She told me that I wasn't going to leave and didn't move. She wasn't really in a position to hold me down, so I just started moving to get up. When I did she jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. Whenever she does this it pulls down my pants, and I let her know. She simply laughed in response and grabbed the collar of my shirt with one hand, pulling towards her and stretching it.

When I go to the PC and turned on DDC, she laughed at how I was playing a girl and left back to her room.

Today I was woken up by my cousin standing next to my bed and laughing at how I looked while sleeping. She left pretty quickly after I woke up because her aunt took everyone to the store. I stayed home and spent time on the computer.

When she returned, she had changed into a longer, thin material dress and was doing handstands in the front room. Naturally, as she did them her panties would often be revealed, and when I asked why she kept doing handstands with a dress on, she just laughed. She came over to me at the computer and sat in the chair, and as I looked at her dress I could see that her nipples were stiff and pressing against the fabric of her dress. I made no mention of this to her, but I definitely made a mental note of it. She asked to wear my headphones, and did that for a bit, typing nonsense on the keyboard. She soon tired of this and went into the other room to take a shower.

She came back out in her nightgown, and her hair wet, and decided to get in my lap once again, but only for a short while. This time she kept slapping me with her wet hair. When it was time for dinner we ate and then she went into her room, calling me in with her. I followed and when I entered I saw her laying there on her stomach watching TV from her bed. From the doorway I could tell that her nightgown had ridden up, and saw the freckle on the backside of her upper inner thigh yet again. I sat at the foot of the bed while was at the head. When she sat up and turned towards me, her legs fell open and because her gown was already somewhat pulled up I got an eyeful of her panties from the front, with her legs spread. When my eyes moved up from her crotch to her face, her eyes were already there, staring at me. She closed her legs after a momentary pause and requested to be tucked in. Tonight said she just wanted the cover lifted. I did as asked and she got in there, and then I lifted her head and placed a pillow under there and said goodnight.

Okay. Well anyway I guess today was actually pretty nice. I'm a very, very light sleeper and was woken up by my cousin crawling into my bed and putting her face right next to mine on my pillow. When I opened my eyes the first thing I saw was her there, just looking at me and smiling. She then proceeded to lay on top of me, which I've always found to be oddly comfortable for some reason. When she got tired of that, she crawled under the blankets and I wrapped my arms around her. I must have fallen asleep like that because when I next woke up, she was in the other room. When I finally woke up around noon she wasn't hungry for breakfast and seemed to be set on eating chicken nuggets, so she made them for herself.

After lunch we watched Good Burger and she crawled into my lap. Again, I wrapped my arms around her, this time squeezing and giving her hugs throughout the movie up until the point when she became bored and restless. She asked me if her belly button was an inny or an outty, so I cautiously lifted her shirt up until her navel was exposed. It was an inny, and it was actually a bit exciting to see her tummy exposed like that from so close. After a few second of seeing it, she pulled her shirt down and turned around, putting a leg on either side of my head. For some reason, this is one of her favorite positions to sit in, almost certainly because it's easy for her to put her feet on my face and other similarly lewd things.

When the movie finished we went for a walk, and she brought a jump rope. When we got out, she again seemed really excited about the full moon. Partway through the walk I made a clumsy attempt at holding her hand, and at first I thought she wouldn't want to, since she kept her hand limp. It was such a nice feeling to feel her hand lightly squeezing mine. We walked like that for quite some time before she told me that she was tired and wanted to be carried. I carried her the rest of the way.

Today was fairly enjoyable, despite only spending a small amount of time together. When I first saw her while I was walking to the car to drive my aunt somewhere, she ran over to me and put her hands on my shoulders, telling me to pick her up. When I picked her up she wrapped her arms and legs around me and asked where I was going, and then told me she was going with. She was not going with so I told her to get down, but she wouldn't get down and grabbed onto me harder. I eventually had to pry her off, and once she was on the ground she started pulling on and stretching my shirt and pinching my nipples. I eventually got into the car and left.

After my aunt and I returned I decided to serve the pumpkin pie I made (from scratch) yesterday, so I whipped up and sweetened some cream and cut the pie into slices. When my cousin took a bite of the pie she said she didn't like it, but that she loved the cream. Hearing that from her sounded a bit lewd to my ears, but she didn't know. After doing some handstands and eating some more whipped cream she came over to my while I was on the computer. As I was paying attention to the screen, out of nowhere, she bit my shoulder. It wasn't a hard bite, but it surprised me because of the location. She's bit me on my arms and my face, but not my shoulder. I lifted up my arm and she hopped into my lap. We shared some tea while she looked up videos. We were seated for about 20 minutes before her aunt said it was time for her to go to sleep. My cousin told me to follow her into her room, so I did.

Unlike the few times before, once we were in there she did nothing lewd at all. She simply wanted to be tucked in. I laid her blanket on the floor and then put her on top of the blanket and rolled her up in it and placed her on her bed. This is her favorite way of being tucked in.

>>11726281
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>>11726290
please stop

Oh cool. I didn't see my cousin yesterday because I went on a ride for a few hours, and then today I mostly stayed home drinking tea and enjoying the weather. A package arrived so I figured I'd deliver it to my aunt's, so I ended up leaving late. When I got there my cousin immediately came over to me, hugging, tickling, and jumping on me. She started stretching my shirt collar too. She normally doesn't do this because every time she does it, I ask her how she'd like it if I stretched hers. It may sound odd, but I don't know if she wanted me to stretch hers down or not.

I started making mac and cheese for myself and she immediately went to the pie pumpkin that I had previously bought and asked me when I'd make a pie out of it. I told her I'd make one in a few days, and despite me telling her to leave it alone, grabbed it and started throwing it up and down, eventually dropping it and knocking the stem off. She then ran into her room with it and then when I tried to get it from her she put it in her shirt. I eventually got it from her and put it on top of the fridge and returned to my mac and cheese. Sure enough, she soon started climbing the counter and trying to get to the top of the fridge. When I asked why she kept going for it, she didn't even hesitate to say that she was doing it so I would give her attention. I pulled her down off the counter and put her on the ground, returning to my mac and cheese, when she jumped up on my back. After I told her to let me cook my food and pried her off me, she went into the TV room next to the kitchen and started doing handstands and letting her t-shirt fall towards her shoulders. A handful of times after she did a handstand she'd run over to me with her shirt pulled up, showing her belly and laughing while I was in the kitchen cooking my dinner.

When my food was done I put it in a bowl and when I sat on the recliner she was gone from the apartment. She ended up going to her sister's apartment, just above.

>>11726280
Not boring at all
In 8th grade I had a really close friend named Brittney who helped me through everything in my life from my parents divorcing to my grandmother dying, so in my science teacher's class I was often excused to go to the bathroom with her (I'm a guy but our teacher was really nice) because I was crying or whatever in class.
At junior high graduation I told my science teacher I was moving in with my dad and she was surprised and told me never to do anything stupid, because she always saw me as a sad kid (I was an insanely happy-go-lucky kid at the time actually). She then explained that she thought I was suicidal when in reality I was just occasionally sad like any kid would be.