/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What a dumb thing to be sad about. You're a baka.

It makes me sad when people shitpost with Touhou images

Great, what a special snowflake you are. Here, have this random picture.

It is pretty sad.

>>11687693
Why are you making yourself sad?

>>11687702
We don't make ourselves sad. We don't have the slightest level of control on what we feel, it's all decided by chemistry.

It makes me sad when people don't sexualise 2hu's... girls have needs too you know, they like the attention!

>>11687676
i know that feel
beating off to them usually makes it go away for me

>>11687714
>>11687713
>>11687691

it makes me erect

I like it

It makes me happy when people make 2hushits sad.

>>11687704

I know that feeling.

It makes me sad when people sexualize ponies.

>>11687704

I want to marry a Touhou.
Patchy or Marisa would be my first options but I don't really mind if it's someone else.
The younger the better though.

Please do not sexualize 2hus.

Some touhous are just asking for it, like Okuu, Nue, Seija, Marisa and Sakuya.

Is marrying a touhou sexualization?

>>11687866
>Marisa
Please don't group Marisa with those sluts.

>>11687869
In some countries it is.

>>11687869
No, brides are pure

>>11687869
It depends on which one you're talking about.

>>11687866
Okuu just doesn't know better.

>>11687870
Sometimes I imagine meeting Marisa and raping her and after that she falls for me.
Wish I could draw like my favorite Pixiv artists, so I could share my Marisa being raped stories

>>11687886
>Rape person
>They fall for you

Is such a thing even possible?

>>11687886
I'd draw so much if I knew how to draw. I'd spend my entire life just drawing and jerking off.

>>11687892
It happens!
Sometimes you love so much a person that you can't wait for marriage and end raping her. People usually blame alcohol but I don't drink so I would blame my unending lust for young girls.

>>11687882
Okuu only gets sexualized out of love

>>11687899
But what if I stop you, and she falls for me instead?

>>11687886
That is my fetish. I imagine that with my favorite Touhou. I don't actually want them to be hurt so I always imagine a happy end!

>>11687899
Weren't you going to only rape them after they fell for you?

>>11687900
I want to hold hands with Okuu when I think about having sex with her!

>>11687934
While your holding her hand, you could imagine how it would feel around your penis!

>>11687934
But she can see your lusty expression.

>>11687940
I only want to feel her insides against my penis, so I know that I'm making her feel as good as she's making me feel.

It makes me sad I can't find a easy way to make money, so I don't have to work hard at some shitty job.

>>11687721
Does sniffing soft Rumia butt count as sexual?

>>11687946
Imagine how happy she'd be to know she was making you feel good, making you come closer and closer to cumming insider of her and impregnating her~

>>11687676
...Honestly, me too. To a limited, rational degree maybe, but it just doesn't feel right for it to be sexual. Everyone's got an opinion though, but I'm mostly right there with you.

I want normals to please leave /jp/. This means you, OP.

>>11687952
>そんなに好き？
>私のぱんつ
Source I want to pleasure myself to Rumia right now.

I don't agree at all. Sexualized touhous are one of the only things that makes me smile.

>>11687676
You must be new to the internets.

>>11687997
Not everyone becomes an awful person just because he gets an internet connection.

In fact, most of those awful people on the internet were just awful from the start.

>>11687960
Other way around faggot. Normals sexualize everything like the monkeys they are. Disgusting, 2hus are pure and should not be degraded to the lust of stupid normalfags.

Sexualized 2hus do nothing for me. I can't fap to them, at all, even if it's my fetish.

>>11688023
He meant that there are lots of awful people in the internet, the fact that you make this thread means you are new to it.

Others will just ignore it anyway.

>>11688212
Perhaps your fetish was dicks in the first place? No wonder.

It makes me feel alive when people sexualize Touhou.

>>11687858
I want to be a 2hu.

>>11687866
The only 2hus I can sexualize are Sanae and Okuu. I don't mind seeing other 2hus sexualized though, those are just the only two I can sexualize in my head.

>>11688705
why those two in particular?

>>11688800
Because in my head they have the biggest tits in the entire cast.

>>11688705
Would you tale my faceless fat man penis into your vagina if you were a 2hu?

>>11688812
Faceless man youkai, the most dreadful beast of them all.

>>11688856
The ultimate power for which there is no defence

>>11687713
I wish Cirno would call me a worthless dog

>>11688865
That lingerie... I love touhous in lingerie.

>>11688883
Slutty lingerie is great, but I really love one-piece swimsuits.

It makes me sad when people think of touhous as heterosexual!

B-But it's only natural...

Are the characters in touhou also called touhou? I am confus.

>>11689335
Touhou is a story about touhous. It's kinda like if you had a war film called Marine, or something.

>>11689353
Ok, thanks for the clarification. What about the wikipedia deifinition of "Touhou Project", is that in any way relevant to any of this? In that article they are just called "characters", if I am not mistaken.

>>11689359
Well, if you had a war film, you'd still call the marine characters "characters" when talking about it as a film. You'd only refer to them as "marines" in-story.

>>11689359
Touhou Project is a fan name. The real name is Project Shrine Maiden. It's created by Team Shanghai Alice. Some people call them ZUN, but that's a typo. So to recap: Frandre is a Touhou, but she is not a Shrine Maiden. The shrine maiden Touhou is Reimu (or Sanae).

>>11689353
If it was called "Marine", it would have one marine on the poster (maybe played by Tom Hanks) and people would say, "Oh, he's the Marine!" like how Jaws is the name of the shark.

If it was called "Marines", the characters would be "Marineses".

>>11689380
How do you know touhou isn't already one of them sneaky secret plurals? Touhous might be a double plural like marineses there.

>Sexualizing 2hus.

That feel after you fap to a 2hu. I would imagine it being a feel like none other. Like you are floating on cloud nine or something. Fapping to some 3D bitch with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 2hu attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum squirt out with such pure intensity that you will feel like you are floating on air. The way your dick feel, OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You moralfags need to at least try to fap to the 2hu doujins at least once before you die. Because there is no other feel like it.

>>11689395
I felt that way after fucking my Fumo.
I haven't done it again because that made it kinda awkward to sleep with her.

>>11689395
I like reading happysex doujinshi of 2hus. There's no feeling of disgust or guilt afterwards, and towards one of them in particular I feel lots of love.

Ok, I thought I had it, but now I'm lost again. What about the "bullet hell" shooter that is mentioned? Is that in any way relevant anymore, or has it trailed off into anything but the game? Does anyone play the game anymore?

>>11689401
You're already in deep, why stop.

>>11689423
I like sleeping with her and I can't keep washing her every day.

i like sexy touhou

I want to kiss Alice passionately, and hold her in my arms.

>>11687704