/jp/ - Otaku Culture

... yeah, i thought the same thing as well.

>>11677739
Thanks, I'm proud of ya

Thread topic: This year was ℃-ute's year. Which group will own 2014?

>>11677765
momusu will continue their resurgence. j=j will be very close behind them, though.

Hello! Project Station #44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZLpUwzAng

MC: Takagi Sayuki
00:00～　Hello!Pro Kenshusei - Oheso no Kuni Kara Konnichiwa (MV)
06:06～　Juice=Juice - Ijiwaru Shinaide Dakishimete yo (Nippon Budokan)
11:24～　Morning Musume - Ai no Gundan (Nippon Budokan)
16:13～　Morning Musume - OK YEAH ! (Nippon Budokan)
21:28～　S/mileage - ee ka !? (Nippon Budokan)
26:13～　Juice=Juice talk - Kudo×Takagi
42:30～　Juice=Juice - Hajimete o Keiken Chuu (Dance Shot Ver.)
48:30～　Morning Musume Nippon Budokan backstage footage

>>11677765
Was it really? I didn't notice anything special.

>>11677778
It was intended to be, though Berryz also getting a budokan concert didn't help. They still had the France trip in the summer.

>>11677778
You are H!P hater.

>>11677773
Rikako already a center

>>11677797
I'd trip with H!Ps if you know what I mean

Don't even think about it

>>11678006
Think about what? S/mileage performing their new song? I don't understand.

>>11678012
Don't think about putting anything in their asses

>>11678021
What are you even talking about? People aren't supposed to put things in asses, that sounds something only a perv would do.

>>11678028
You don't know what a suppository is?

>>11678035
I would put my suppository in their asses if you catch my drift.

>>11678021
But that's where poop comes from!

>>11678035
Is a H!P sick? How can I help her?

uh oh.

is she ok?

>>11678109
a bit of paint here and there and she'll be mint again.

job done. she's fine and all that.

>>11678116
I want to watch Duu mow my lawn on a hot summer day

>>11678168

>>11678183
>>11678192
>>11678194
I'd mow their lawns if you have the slightest idea of what I'm sayin'

>>11678212
hello anon, i see you're trying to escape again.

I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU!

>>11678183
Yikes. Poor girl on the left.

>>11678217
Your implying I'm living my own Truman show and relying on that I'd never believe that anyway?
You're gonna get fired for this.

>>11678233

>>11678237
I'd fug her anyway.

>>11678237
Yep, she definitely hit several branches on her way down the ugly tree.

>>11678249

>>11678249
I'm not saying she's in the beautiful end, but I seriously hope you're not one of the faggots who judge members by their worst performance

Thread culture has reached new lows,
irradiate, sterilize and relaunch with less englishmen

Secret Santa~!

>>11678273
That picture is a fake. Eripon has no penis.

>>11678295
That's some ones leg from behind.

>>11678262
>>11678263
Makeup is a lie. Her true face is the one you see in those pictures, not the powdered up and PShop'ed one.

Airi is so British, she shits the queen.

>>11678313
I agree with you she's a but if an ugly duckling but she is no Iikubo.

>>11678345
You sure it's not Australian, New Zealandof the hand full of similar flags?

>>11678313
Um, well, people are not really saying she's the cutest member ever and the promotional pictures are accurate. It's very reasonable to like her looks anyway though, and to say she looks cute in photoshoots. And even with her not-so-delightful images I'd give her a taste of my jaypee.

>>11678352
honey-chan is the best thai musume from bangcock evah!

Ayumi munching on the C
Yuri tendancies confirmed

>>11678421
Do you think Miya had to suck a lot of dicks to get Berryz to Budokan?

>>11678421
Thai, that would explain why she's so ugly.

>>11678421
Well that's an unflattering picture

Berryz confirmed for getting fat.

>>11678489
>not wanting Miya to envelop your jaypee with her fatty thighs

>>11678489
Oh M-m-miya~!

>>11678489
>not wanting Miya to put you in a chokehold with those 24 inch pythons

>>11677773
Backstage footage always saves this, otherwise it would just be a boring clip reel. Would anyone be interested in a file with all backstage stuff put together? Been thinking of making it for myself.

>>11678676
That sounds mighty fine, brother.

>>11678489
What sort of pantsu does Miya wear?

Yakiniku dinner.

>>11678804
>>11678812
>>11678818
>>11678822
I'd eat their nikus if you catch my drift

>>11678818
Oh, Sayu...I wonder what's on her mind everyday, when she have those cute girls so close and they treat her as a senior, as someone they can learn from. They talk to her, they touch her, then smell her, and she's doing the same. She's icon for them, she's someone who they want to be in future - the best idol ever.
Oh, Sayu...

What is the difference between Yakiniku and Korean BBQ?
Yakiniku = Beef
Korean BBQ = Pork or Beef

>>11678859
I bet its the same way as when Iida was leader. A stern yet friendly leadership.

Ichiban kawaii junjun

>>11678874
>Yakiniku = Beef
Do some research, weaboo.

>>11678874
What about Chinese BBQ?

>>11678941
what a cutie

This could be Zukki, if she were thin.

[spolier];_;[/spoiler]

This could be Zukki, if she were thin.

;_;

>>11679166
>>11679172
Why would you say that?

>>11678743

Risako size now it seems.

>>11679214

>>11678949
No, I'm Japanese.

>>11679227
OMG!! Risako fatness is off the charts!!

>>11679400
Oh come on. No way they would serve raw meat, right? What kind of savage does that?

Wheres Reina I heard she loves Meat.

>>11678874
>What's the difference between a thing called this in a different language?

>>11679438
they cook it over a little stove dealy in the middle.
>upper right hand corner of picture

>>11678905
>Iida
>friendly
I'm sorry for using greentext, but seriously... Iida = friendly? She was the psychotic-musume. Her whole attitude about making the juniors fear her was seriously fucked up. Plz don't glamorize her.

Cutie!

>>11679565
I bet they smell so good.

The dude is quite cute

>>11679973
duu's okay, i guess, for a boy.

>>11679973
They make a cute couple.

>tfw I was finally going to buy Miya's PB and it's out of print

I-I didn't know, jaypee! I didn't know...

Just a heads up to those interested.

>>11680059
thanks m8. i would kiss you if i could.

>>11678989
People.

>>11679400
We are all Japanese.

>>11680127
pystyttää!

sploosh

>>11680250
post h!ps reacting to your marmalade

>>11680250
Did photographer cum on her?

>>11680267

>>11678743
Does she challenge Momo for best ass?

no

>>11680515
I would cum in momo's shoes and make her walk around in them.

>>11680515
I bet that'll vibrate a good while if you gave it the old slappety slaps.

Some one was at /r/ for bubbling pictures of the Berrysz yesterday. Was it you Jaypee, if so here you go.

2001 Yossy was the greatest wasn't she?

>>11680684

>>11680717
It would get all over her soles. :3

>>11679227
>>11680696
she reminds me of vanessa feltz these days.

>>11680713
nope.

>>11680713

Sure. Now she looks like a grandma. Didn't age well me thinks.

>>11680713
Now that I think of it, All idols peak at 15-16. Prove me wrong.

>>11680719
And in between her toes

>>11680724
Sayu.

>>11680724
airi, yajima, dawa, etc.

>>11679227
So much potential...What went wrong?

>>11680779
cakes and biscuits.

>>11680739
Right-most C-ute was so pretty, shame she had to leave.

>>11680779
Do you think she's depressed? She always seemed very anxious while younger so maybe she suffers from stress and panic attacks which may have taken a toll on her body. From what I've read anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication is illegal in Japan.

>>11680915
Yea, it's unhealthy for Risako at the weight she is at.

>>11678006
I is want to slap them ass real hard, negro!

>>11681075
Why is captain such a cute?

>>11681313
Why are you such an insufferable faggot?

>>11681313
Because she's little and cute!

Just a reminder of who the best girl is.

Don't forget this time.

>>11681321
Thanks. All of these inane comments get in the way of actual discussion. What is the topic of the day?

>>11681405
There's a discussion about Risako but no one replied to the last post.

>>11681405
>>11681321
I bet you wouldn't give a shit if it was about your favorite shitty idol.

>>11680515
Such perfection...

Oh my...

>>11681490
not sure if lewd implications

>>11681371
only if she has long hair

Berryz is a cute group with cute members

>>11681552
It fits her if she were straight.

Has becoming engrossed in the idol culture positively or negatively affected your life?

I would say that it has positively affected my life because I get to see cute idols do cute things and that makes me happy, although I do spend an inordinate amount of time on idols.

>>11681995
+-0

My life has changed but I think that's just because of the antidepressants and alcohol.

Why am I telling this to you?

>>11681995
It gave me a goal that I actually about but subsequently destroyed a more secure goal.
Also watching them be cute is fun but makes me feel like a loser in the end, so I'm 2 for 2.

>>11681995
Positively.

>>11682024
>>11682027
>>11682035
I am appreciative that you have replied.
>>11682027
>feel like a loser
I don't see what liking idols has to do with being a loser.

Also is gaining strange fetishes a positive effect or a negative effect?

>>11681995
I was morbidly obese a few years back. I discovered idols and somehow wanted to be a better person worthy of their glory. The exercise routines and other self improvement regimes I undertook towards that goal have made me, if not successful, a man who is at least doing well in life. At my core I'm still wota, but I'm now superficially indistinguishable from a normal human.

>>11682048
why is she so fucking ugly

>>11682052
An inspiring story for all jaypeers.

>>11682048
>I don't see what liking idols has to do with being a loser.
Because putting so much time and money into girls who I will never meet or interact with, rather than putting it into something more productive, a different hobby, or even, god forbid, an actual woman would be better.

>>11682086
Most normal people waste just as much time and money on things like Facebook so its not like you're behind most people in levels of productivity. Actual Western women are terrible, so no loss there.

>>11682102
Yeah, but most people get at least some sense of reward for completing a level of Farmville or however that thing works. The most I get is a recorded, general "Thank you" for the fans.
Living on the west coast, I see a lot of cute ladies though

>>11682119
No reason you can't have both anon.

>west coast
CA?

>>11682138
Yes

This is the second instance I've noticed Miya with a temporary tattoo.
We might have an issue on our hands here.

>>11682165
Is that the little dipper?

>>11682211
I'd give her the little dipper

Information concerning Morning Musume。

From the bottom of my heart, I have to thank you very much for always supporting Morning Musume。 and Hello! Project.

Without delay, I have an information concerning Morning Musume。.

There will be a modification concerning the group's name Morning Musume。.

From the 1st of January 2014, the name of the group Morning Musume。 will be "Morning Musume。'14" (モーニング娘。’14 in Japanese). The way of reading the group's name is "Morning Musume One Four".

On 2014, Morning Musume。 kept this group's name for 17 years. From now on, to leave no doubt like "About when has this single song "XXX" been released!?" or "During which period did the member "XXX" take part of Morning Musume。?", the year will be displayed and the group can continue its activity after this for 10 years, 20 years, 30 years.

Therefore, the 1st January 2015, the group's name will become "Morning Musume。’15" (Morning Musume。 One Five).

Well, it might become confusing and you might give up lol, but at any rate, from the New Year's Day, please support those girls who will become "Morning Musume。’14"!

6th December 2013
Morning Musume。's Producer
Tsunku♂

http://ameblo.jp/tsunku-blog/entry-11718884960.html

>>11682482
This won't change anything though...

>>11682482
Christ, you almost gave me a heart attack there.

>>11682482
This is the stupidest fucking decision ever.

>>11682482
but why?

>>11682482
Interesting...

>>11682482
So is this his way of getting rid of the 'golden era' or 'platinum era'? we have to say 'zero two' now?

>>11682482
An idol group slightly adding to their name? It'll never work.

>>11682482
They'd jumped the shark.
The end is near.
Don't expect a 12th gen.
Sayu will graduate first, then Hello Project as a whole will dissolve.

>>11682482
Tsunku's newest faggotry

>>11681490
>black dicks
>must have bbbblaaaack dicks inside of me

his restaurant business doing well?

>>11682571
>wanfooo

Cant wait for Morning Musume sikusu nainu

>>11682482
Tsunku is a genius!

Just kidding, he's a fucking moron. It was amusing to read the interview with Hyadain praising his ass and the EDM shitfest, as if that's responsible for the sales spike.

>>11682482
Blunder of the decade, right there, folks.

>>11682706
not quite. the logo change ranks higher.

>>11682710
No it doesn't, because the name Morning Musume holds more power and presence than a logo no one outside of the H!P fandom saw.

>>11682482
What the fuck
This can't be true
I refuse to believe this

>>11682843
I find it disconcerting when I see people's limbs bend like that. It's kind of freaky looking, are they more susceptible to snap? Would a one armed idol sell?

>>11682889
there is only one way to find out.

Hahaha so fucking stupid. And people attack me when I say Tsunku is a incompetent idiot...

>>11683045
Everyone thinks Tsunku is an incompetent idiot in here though. I think the name 'change' is just to make referring to the various eras easier. He's also said that he may drop the idea altogether if it becomes too confusing.

>>11682482
>"About when has this single song "XXX" been released!?"

Said no person ever in the last >10 years.

Hello! Project COUNTDOWN PARTY 2013 ~GOOD BYE & HELLO!~

http://www.up-front-works.jp/hpcdp2013/#artist

>>11683110
m.m.m.mmmm..m.m.m.mm.m.m.mmmonster kill!

>>11683110
>taiyo to ciscomoon
>melon kinenbi
>hello pro OG

My body is not ready.

>>11683110
Fuuuuck, I thought it was tomorrow. Leaving before Christmas, so none of that stuff for me.

>>11683110
>No W

I'm more intrigued by who they mean with 'Hello! Project OG' and 'more...'. Could this mean Maki or the pandas?

>>11683063
Easier? Doing it by year when in a single one there can be graduations and new members joining is the most confusing way of all.

If you say "Morning Musume '12", will that mean the line up before Niigaki and Mitsui left, after they did, or after Oda Sakura joined?

>>11683139

>>11683148
So then, people will remember mm12 as a transitional year. It's no different than referring to the year when 'so and so' happened. Hopefully that's not too hard for you.

>>11683110
Are they doing any streaming?

>>11683162
Sure hope so. For >>11683140 this guy's sake.

>>11683139
Maki is still on hiatus...but she was on hiatus when she showed up during the OG show back whenever so who knows.

>>11683147
That would be so awesome.

>>11683158
Every year is a transitional year then, you fucking moron.

This is obviously just a poor attempt at rebranding because their name doesn't sell anymore. Problem is, when you rebrand you don't usually just put two numbers at the end of the name and call it a day.

I seriously think it's nothing short of a miracle that a company managed with such incompetence like UFA hasn't gone down under yet

>>11683188
I was just explaining to you the rationale behind the idea, no need to get so worked up anon. I don't care too much for the 'rebranding', it really doesn't change much.

did maki go on hiatus to level characters or was there some other reason?

>>11683217
http://www.tokyohive.com/article/2011/06/former-morning-musume-member-goto-maki-going-on-hiatus-in-2012/

She wasn't feeling it anymore and needed a break.

>>11683110
A speculation on the good bye part, is it just new years countdown?

>>11683277
They'll disband Berryz and S/mileage and introduce a new group

>>11683277
it's the end.

>>11683277
There will be no Morning Musume 14

>>11683299
why do you say that?

Hopefully J=J becomes the lead group seeing as MM is so terrible in comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BfgBiFfkFo

>>11683162
http://www.up-front-works.jp/hpcdp2013/#liveviewing

>>11683330
That's live-viewing, they watch it in cinemas. Could we still hope for a nico stream though, I wonder.

Captain the cutie

>>11683341
is that a dude

>>11683344
it's marty friedman in an animal onesie.

>>11683344
This is a dude.

Tiny Captain

>>11683349

Dude with a 40 year old woman smoker voice.

>>11683359
Quite hot, isn't it?

>>11683359
The way you describe it misleads one to believe it's not extremely sexy.

>>11683341

if anon art salarman working at choco factory, would u stoppu to check out chissa D-CUPs?

ORANGE you glad that Airi exists?

>>11683371
forgot pico
>>11683375
why no muh HD of airi slutface?!?!

>>11683384
Airi doesn't have a slutty face!

>>11683188
>their name doesn't sell anymore
>best sales in like 8 years
u wot m7?

>>11683402
AKB tactics. I'm not sure if their actual fanbase is growing. I hope it is, they deserve it. I still kinda want them to graduate Sayu because I wanna know how all the youngins would do.

>>11683384
She doesn't deserve anything splashed all over her face!

>>11683412
>how all the youngins would do
crash and burn

>>11683421
or prosper. Sayu would actually be the best example for that.

>>11683448
With talent like shitkuta how could they possibly fail?

>>11683412
More like finally competent marketing. That's the game these days and if you want to win the game you gotta play the game. And if it's AKB that set the rules (though they didn't really, they just perfected it) then you gotta suck it up.

It doesn't matter if the fanbase is growing (though I too hope and am pretty sure that it is). What matters is that they got their consecutive number 1's and are getting more exposure in all media. This brings in more fans and you get the positive feedback loop. But it's a gradual process, you don't go writing on your ameblo "plz to buy our singel" and hope to break 1M with next release.

I'm pretty mad about this name change bullshit. They all but run the group into shit and mud during Platinum era, ironically despite having one of the strongest lineups ever (minus one horse and one granny). Now with 90% publicly unknown and comparably talentless members they managed to successfully start rebuilding the name in the mainstream consciousness. And now they're off to blow it to fucking pieces again, staring Jan 1st. Fuck.

>>11683402
>best sales in like 8 years

Guess why.
There's no sign of growth, the just jumped from one plateau to another slightly higer plateau.
On the outside world still nobody cares about their songs or their members. Their names don't show up on karaoke, their songs don't sell on digital marketplaces. It's as if nothing happened, the "big break" was just smoke and mirrors and some even believed it.

>>11683504
See >>11683495.

Now this sparks my interests

>>11683595
i would kiss and lick her navel area all day, every day.

>>11683595
Am I the only one that thought Queen of J Pop was too much of a presumptuous name for an album and concert tour?

>>11683610
Le magic trick face

>>11683634
i broke it!

>>11683630
It should be obvious it was a joke, quite cruel one for the girls

0.481

Bottoms up!

I bet Maimi stinks.

>>11683843
Like a fish market.

>>11683847
More like sweet girly stench.

>>11683348
thats not marty, lol

>>11683843
I would bottle her stench and sweat.

Daily reminder that Momo is the center of Berryz.

>>11683911
Kind of a paltry accomplishment

>>11683911
Pretty sure Kuma is at the center of most dances.

>>11683911
Fatty socko and The Chin are the singing centers.

>>11683911
Threadly reminder Momo fag has no clue about what he's talking about

>>11683317
Masaki's voice is pretty shitty.

>>11684141
The high quality that only H!P can bring.

pls buy my pb

>>11684155
No. Too lewd.

>>11684150
She's shitty even by H!P's standards though, Sauy-tier. Not that I'm complaining, she has other qualities.

>>11684168
It's not like the other members of mm, even the ones purported to be the singers of the group, are good either.

>>11684160
What if it contained a piano?

>>11684173
That is probably the single lewdest picture of an active H!P that I've ever seen. Shame on you, anon.

>>11684173
That image draws unnecessary attention to her swimsuit area.

>>11684168
>she has other qualities

Like what? Her unattractive body? Her granny face? Her annoying laugh? Her incapability to not act like a moron all the time?

>>11684179
>>11684182
Don't look at Reina cunt area, you perv.

>>11684184
Now you've done it, anon. Shitstorm in 3,2,1...

>>11684173
>>11684189
I like where this is going.

>>11684141
>>11684155
buy hello! puro k-pop PB!

>>11684193
Oh, you. I assume you were happy with the ええ、か PV?

>>11684205
You know it, 1080p never felt so good before.

>>11684173
Is there a non-arbitrary definition of where exactly a vagina begins? Would it be inaccurate to say we are seeing the border of her vayvay in this photo?

>>11684231
The medical and scientific name for the section of the body depicted and focused on is "Cunt Area."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M3b_bmogc

>>11684253
Say it again.

>>11684274
No.

>>11684285
Well that wasn't what I uploaded.

>>11684292
Do you believe that Cunt Area 51 really exists or is it a government cover up?

>>11684292
Rather fitting though.

>>11684295
I wonder what sort of research goes on there.

>>11684304
Airi has a really nice cunt.

Not directly vagina related but wota in translation is updating again
>http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/12/07/lets-think-up-names-that-are-so-stupid-they-even-make-morning-musume%E3%80%8214-sound-acceptable/

I think MO-MUSU.com was slightly more ridiculous than Akihabara Musume。

Suzuki Airi FC Event 13-12-04

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5slkar1n2tjv1ko

>>11684354
Airi is a cutie

>>11684354
>>11684374
whore

>>11684384
Airi is a good girl who only has "relations" with Maimi.

I wonder what Duus pussy looks like. I think the wide lips she has on her face would indicate a plumper pussy too.

>>11684389
>duu
>vagina

Ikuta may have a twitter account. I'll give you two hundred if you find it.

>>11684389
This is also of great interest to me, and I totally agree with your analysis, she really seems like the kind of girl who has a meaty, fleshy vagina. Innie though, no flapping lips.

>>11684337
Musume Riders Black :GT-RX"

>>11684337
XxXMorningMusumeXxX

>>11684337
Morning Musume and the funky bunch

>>11684337
[m14m]

How can the gorilla possibly have more followers than Akari?

[MLG]360_noscope_Momusu_420

4chanX acting up for anyone else?

>>11684451
Liking current S\mileage precludes a person from good taste, so that could be an explanation.

>>11684451
Proof I'm not alone in thinking she's gotten hot.

>>11684462
More like some group of fat tumblr bitches are inflating her numbers.

>>11684451
Because Takeuchi Akari doesn't consistently post to twitter while Nakanishi does.

>>11684452
Yes, it has been a while since I had to manually reply/post.

>>11684451
Kana's the GOAT

captcha: the lenkana

>>11684600
Only an equally ugly woman would find that beast worth following.

>>11684719
I'm a purely hetero male and I think about fucking her all the time. I'm not trying to tell you what to find attractive, but why all the hate?

>>11684730
Have you EVER seen her in anything besides photoshopped pictures? Like on Satoyama? She looks sweaty in a bad way and greasy and disgusting and her face is horrible.

>>11684735
You wouldn't mind giving an example? in the next thread of course.

>>11684735
I definitely agree she looks better in the studio than in the field. Her face is a little weird, I guess. But it's weird-pretty to me. I mostly find her attractive because of her figure. It's really amazing. And her skin always looks perfect. Just a matter of taste.

>>11684746

>>11684770
Rabbit teeth, I like.

>>11684778
What about the disgusting everything else?

>>11684790
I'm very much okay with what she's got. She has a sort of homely charm and she's not fat.

She hardly makes an appearance in these threads anyhow, so I don't see why make a fuss about her. Unless you are the initial poster about the twitters and Akari's your girl?

So new thread, when?

>>11684814
image limit is reached like always

Morning Musume DVD Magazine Vol.57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5P2grm8VA

You have to fap to the last aidoru posted in this thread.

>>11684821
Okay.

Has there always been such a focus on idol pelvic areas in MVs? If there has, it looks like I'm experiencing it for the first time.

>>11684834
>experiencing it for the first time

was that a J=J reference?

>>11684835
You catch on quick, jaypee.

>>11684841
>>11684841
New Thread

Goto Maki - Monster Hunter TV 13-12-07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yS3LESxsZo&t=39m47s

Goto Maki will open her blog again.
http://mantan-web.jp/2013/12/07/20131207dog00m200040000c.html