/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pardon?

Done!

Why is putting your dick into a mouth so fucking lewd?

>>11664200
Because it's degrading.

I would rather she put it in

What would the logistics of amplexus with suwako be like? It seems a lot more freeform than traditional procreation.

Suwako is the worst Touhou. You should already know why. If you don't, then you probably haven't spent enough time here. Thanks.

>>11664217
Hugging her waist from behind, I guess.

>>11664174
No I don't trust a scheming 1800-years-old goddess of curse.

Maybe I'd be the one who get pregnant instead.

lewd frog no space

Suwako a best!

Digesting food with Suwako!

>>11664306

>>11664306

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xd6sC8Hjgc

>>11664257

>Not wanting to be impregnated by a loli goddess

It's like refusing to give the holy Christ a blowjob if he asked you.

>>11664408
/jp/, do you think a loli would do any strapon play with you? I want a loli to pretend to impregnate me.

>>11664403
What happens if you play this both today and tomorrow?

I like demonic looking Suwako, like in pic related.

>>11664448
>pretend

You are not fit to receive the attentions of a loli. Come back when you're ready to commit.

No, thank you. I don't want it to be chomped.

How would that tongue feel against your...you know?

>>11664573
balls?

>>11664460
I want to have sex with a demonic 2hu. Creepy-cute faces make me hard as hell.

>>11664306
why was this deleted?
why hasn't that power tripping moron killed himself yet?

>>11664306
I'd like to eat a big burger with a cute little girl, if you know what I mean.

>>11664983
Thats impressive I don't think my stomach is big enough for a big burger much less a big burger and a cute girl.

>>11664989
I'm pretty fat ;_;

>>11664206
How is it degrading?

>>11665025
Every non-femdom sex act is degrading.

>>11665032
naturally

>>11664945
Fat and vore. Such disgusting fetishes.

>>11665049
touhou is 30% vore
moot accepts gay people why would he turn away fat acceptance people

>>11665054
There is a difference between being accepting of fat and being a fat fetishist.

>>11665065
And neither is ok.
Although most of us are accepting of laziness and anorexia, which isn't ok either.

>>11665070
>Anorexia

I don't think I have ever seen anybody get hot and bothered for such a thing. It's like wanting to fuck a corpse.

>>11665054
Excuse me sir, but that is bullshit. Vore is far too niche. Not that it doesn't exist, but even when browsing ryona topics/threads I have a hard time seeing any of it.

And that is a good thing.

>>11665078
Movie actors have to be anorexic to compensate for the fact the camera adds ten pounds, so in a way, if you find movie actors hot, you are being turned on by anorexia.

>>11665081
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Youkai
>Many, though not all, youkai are known to eat humans on occasion, if not on a regular basis.

Welcome to touhou

>>11665083
By that logic touhou is 0% penises, which we know to be a total falsehood.

>>11665083
Youkai is a catch all term for beings borne from fear and faith. And most of them are mindless.

You can have actual man-eaters like Rumia, or you can have youkai that need only fear to exist, like Kogasa.

>>11665083
Vore, at least as a fetish, is more of an eaten whole while still alive thing, not being butchered and then eaten later.

>>11665088
Don't forget about turtle and Rinnosuke penises.

>>11665090
I'm pretty sure that's the motivation behind all of Yukari's actions. She causes events to occur in order to instill fear of Youkai to continue their existence.

>>11665119
I imagine those round down to 0 compared to all the vulvas.

>>11665124
And you didn't even use the "puffy vulva" image macro. :(

>>11665090
>though not all

>>11665090
>You can have actual man-eaters like Rumia
How many humans Rumia ate?

>or you can have youkai that need only fear to exist, like Kogasa
You should read about her some more, brother.

>>11665129
I am. She is fucking adorable. I want to pat her head.

>>11665129
many many human

>>11665136
>Unlike other youkai, Kogasa doesn't eat humans. Instead, she eats their spirit. In her own words, if she doesn't surprise someone, she'll go hungry. In the past, humans apparently feared youkai enough that she'd get a huge portion of their spirit on a successful surprise, as according to Kogasa in Undefined Fantastic Object, even a slight surprise would make a human have difficulty walking straight. This is apparently no longer the case in the present day.

"Spirit"? A bit of their life essence instead of their souls?

>>11665204
It's more about how humanity has to maintain the belief that "there is a scary unexplainable thing that manifests as an ambulatory umbrella" for Kogasa to keep fueled. Likewise, Kyoko is worried because her "supernatural thing that shouts back from mountains" niche is in fact explained by echoes.

ZUN also says that things like "the remote is never within reach when you need it" or "people intended to retire and marry after a particular battle never survive it" are "proto-youkai" in that they gather belief, but they never congeal into something specific because no one believes in an actual creature responsible for performing these acts.

I guess even things like Slenderman, Smiledog and all these modern urban myths are youkai in a way, since there are people who honestly believe in them.

>>11664200

Because the mouth is an erogenous spot for women.

>>11665242

*throat

Fucking post cooldown. Eat a dick, m00t.

>>11665226
So, with time, Jews will become youkai as well?

>>11665269
They already are. Once people stop believing in the Jewish menace, they'll go to Gensokyo.

>>11665281
So we're actually doing Gensokyo a favor? God bless the human race! *buys flowers for Israel*

The most ironic part is that I'm the reason that I hate warosu now.

I tried posting anonymously but everyone just accused everyone else of being me or people used my name to post. I even left for 2 months and you faggots were still talking about me daily when I came back.

I'm a literal, unironic cancer. The only choice is to follow the path of Lt. Ripley and Arnold by killing myself, but there's no melting metal furnaces around here.

Le sigh.........

>>11665226
>people who honestly believe in them
You don't even need to honestly and actively believe in it. I developed an irrational paranoia of Slenderman after watching tons of videos/etc in the dark for a week, and I didn't get over it for months. That in itself would cause a youkai to manifest, because even if I didn't believe in it at all, it felt real enough to affect me.

>>11665025
b-because boys pee from there!!! >~<

>>11664174
Suwako doesn't get enough love on /jp/, especially compared to Sanae and Kanakoko.

>>11677839
you kidding me?

>>11677862
I NEVER kid.

>>11677919

>>11677839
Probably because you post this retarded shit that nobody actually wants to look at:
>>11677891
>>11677919
>>11677949

This thread was worthless from the start, and nobody who actually likes Suwako wants to keep it alive.

>>11677953
I want to look at those.

>>11677953
But I'm not proREMIRIAt or the second anon. I only have two suwacko-sama images in my entire 2hu folder, and I've already posted them ;_;

>>11677966
like he said, nobody.