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Thread is shit!

>>11647255
Youmu is in drugs you mean?

>>11647265
Youmu threads are great no matter what! Because Youmu is an absolute good.

>>11647255
Youmu is a dorky slut.

>>11647276
more like an absolute dork lmbo

>>11647289
She is a dork, but not a slut! And even if she was, please don't slut-shame.

>>11647291
This! Youmu is a slutty dork, not a dorky slut!

>>11647255
I want to bully Youmu and make her cry.

>>11647296
No way.
She's a slutty whore.

>>11647255

Youmu! Yuyuko birthed and raised you to be ladylike and slutty, not masculine and slutty!

>>11647326
She has trouble with making a living because she keeps giving out discounts and freebies because she loves working it too much.

>>11647336
Youmu, put some damn socks on. Everyone can see your feet.

>>11647336
And Reimu hates her for it because all her clientele flock to Youmu for freebies. And Reimu gets to eat grass for dinner.

>>11647294
Reimu is such a cunt
If Youmu is anything like me she probably dwelled on that for weeks and laid awake in bed thinking about it.

>>11647345
The reason Reimu's customers flock to Youmu is that she's just better at it. Reimu only has those armspits going for her. Youmu can make guys come by breathing on them.

Jeff Hardy fucking sucks

>>11647326
Cut it out.

>>11647326
Sluts are great. I wish there was a slut so slutty that she would have sex with me.

Youmu may seem like a quiet girl, but she sometimes is very aggressive and dominant in bed.

>>11647366
...you sure about that?

>>11647368
Just look at her initiating sex in that picture. And it's another freebie! Way to make money there, Youmu!

>>11647364
>a slut so slutty that she would have sex with me
Hahahahahaha
;_;

>>11647368
When her arousal reaches a certain threshold, her Youmu switch will flip.

>>11647371
See! See! She's a dorky slut! But, a dorky slut with a great work ethic!

>>11647380
It's not a good work ethic when you give out your product for free! That's the opposite of a good work ethic.

>>11647364
Sanae loves taking virginities! She collects them!

>>11647387
Wrong! She has a good work ethic, but very bad business sense.

Can you imagine how pissed Youki would be if he found out his bastard daughter turned out to be as slutty as his pink-haired ghost lover?

Yes, I can imagine him being a hypocritical prick who he himself had no issues fucking a slut like Yuyuko out of wedlock and fathered Youmu as a result. I can also see him being dumb enough to leave Youmu with his lover, who would then train her in the art of indiscriminate lovemaking.

>>11647379
Sounds scary. Youmu should stay sub.

>>11647395
I love her Deluxe Wedding Night Experience. The demure bride act is just great.

I didn't post anything lewd in my OP. Nothing! Yet all you guys are talking about is sex with Youmu! Stop thinking about her warm gooey vagina already! It's always vaginas with you guys! Get them out of your head please!

I want to bully youmu into having sex with me.

>>11647401
>It's always vaginas with you guys
Well, sometimes it's anuses, mouths, eye sockets, ghost halves or hands.

>>11647398

And its free, at that!

I wonder if Myon's level of softness is higher than Youmu's, with it being a ghostly blob of warmth and all

>>11647407
Stop with all the lewdsex!

>>11647401
Youmu is a dorky slut with a giant floating sperm for a friend. Sex will be brought up.

>>11647411
You got it for free? Damn, I had to pay out the ass. No wonder she's broke, when she gives out whole nights for free.

>>11647420
Youmu demonstrating the highly-effective "show off your smelly armpits to attract men with your pheromones" strategy.

>>11647423
Too bad for Reimu there's no patents office in Gensokyo.

I haven't been watching Youmu threads lately. Is this slut shit all it is nowadays?

>>11647418
How about the cosplay sex?

>>11647420

You had to pay out the ass? Dude, you must've gotten smashed and mistook Reimu for her or something. Youmu never charges anything.

>>11647430
Well fuck, it's not like I want to pretend to marry Reimu.

>>11647427
Yes. But Youmu is a stupid dorky slut so who really cares?

>>11647428
I really prefer the modern girl look.

>>11647435
Well that's disappointing.

Remember that one anime that had Youmu in it?

>>11647448
Tentacle Hell 5?

Does youmu have any friends? There wouldn't be many peers in the underworld for her and her stiff personality from her strict upbringing isn't doing her any favors.

>>11647451
no nerd, this one

>>11647448
No because I try to forget about Youmu whenever I see her.

>>11647453
I bet that's why she goes after every cock. She's just lonely and can't get any other human contact.

>>11647453

>and her stiff personality from her strict upbringing isn't doing her any favors.

Nah, Yuyuko changed all that when Youki left.

>>11647447
Youmu is a disappointing Touhou.

>>11647453
Not really, no. She's got Yuyuko, and respects Yukari and Ran, but that's about it.
She goes pretty well with Reisen in fanon, though.

>>11647466
I disagree.

>>11647464
How much does a Myonjob cost?

>>11647470

>She goes pretty well with Reisen in fanon, though.

>A slut gets along with another slut

Well no duh that's going to happen, unless of course one decides to take away the other's males for herself, as with the case between Komachi and Kasen.

>>11647481

Nothing.

Please don't sexualize Youmu.

Youmu threads are weird

>>11647490
She's even sluttier than I could imagine, then, letting random guys put their dicks inside her soul just like that.

Slutty Youmu is stupid. She's so much better as a rape target.

>>11647493
I created this thread for us to discuss how cool she is! Also how cute she is, and, yes, maybe how she can be a bit dorky sometimes.

I did not expect nonstop discussion of Youmu's sticky, slippery vagina.

>>11647499

You can thank Yuyuko for that.

>>11647503
>Youmu's sticky, slippery vagina
You keep using colorful language about her sexual organs. I think you're lying and actually actually wanted to hear sexual fantasies involving Youmu all along.

Would Youmu masturbate with her swords on her days off? Those sword sheaths are long and hard, just the way she likes it.

>>11647515
I bet she rams it into Youmu for that exquisite all the way through sensation.

With Sanae and Sakuya it's 99% shitposting, but with Youmu it seems like /jp/ is legitimately interested in her slutty side. I don't even like Youmu that much but this is very arousing.

>>11647522
>this is very arousing.
You got that right. I have to fap every time we talk about her.

>>11647522

How would Youmu stack up to Sanae though?

>>11647522
See, Youmu is NOT a slut. She is very modest. The thought of being seen nude mortifies her.

>>11647530
It's just an act.

>>11647530

You do realize that sluts that don't look like sluts make the best sluts, right?

>>11647535
A high class whore like Youmu can put on any personality you want.

yo dawg we herd u like sluts dog so we gave a slut to your slut

>>11647522
It isn't. It's just a shitposting circlejerk.

are there any doujins where someone fuggs her ghost then she feels the pleasure?

>>11647530

You do realize that sluts that don't look like sluts make the best sluts, right?

>>11647539

That's the thing though. Youmu isn't a whore. In order for her to be a whore, she has to charge money, which she never does.

>>11647550
I want to fap onto Youmu as she plays the guitar.

>>11647522
Don't kid yourself, these threads are just as bad of shitposting.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=38536749
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37457528
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37278310

I like youmu on top.

>>11647569
It allows her to really show her sluttiness.

>>11647569
That first one is really nice. Others not so much.

>>11647567
I want to sneak up on her and smell those socks while she's rockin' out!

>>11647540
dude can you stop? you literally ruin threads when you do this shit

Youmu fans are the worst. There's never any love for her, it's always just sex sex sex, treating her like some kind of live onahole. These threads are terrible, stop thinking with your dicks all the time.

>>11647599
the same can be said for most touhou threads on /jp/

>>11647599
Some of us love her, but we usually get drowned out by everyone else.

>>11647599
I love her body.

>>11647604
Youmu is extremely cute and a good girl.

>>11647612
That's right.

Youmu is dark.

>>11647535
Youmu would cum from embarrassment if anyone ever saw her nude though.

>>11647617
I'd like to eat a huge ice cream on a date with her.

>>11647599
We will never have a decent thread about Youmu
We can't talk about how badass she is
We can't talk about how she arguably can run faster than light
We can't talk about how there's nothing she can cut
We can't talk about how great her sword skill is, can she defeat fellow swordswoman like Tenshi, Momiji and new-arrived Miko?
We can't talk about how that, despite her seriousness, she can be cute, too.

You will never talk about these things on /jp/.
You will always dominated by lewd jpsies.
You can't make cool 2hu thread on /jp/
You can't make cool 2hu thread anywhere.

Life can't be more worse.

>>11647618
You typoed dork there.

Youmu's feet!

>>11647626
Times sure have changed, haven't they?

>>11647626
>We can't talk about how great her sword skill is, can she defeat fellow swordswoman like Tenshi, Momiji and new-arrived Miko?
You mean in an outright fight, or strictly a sword fight?

S with Y!

>The dicks that can't be sucked by my youkai/ghost/human-tempered mouth...Are next to none!

>>11647639
Sword duel

>>11647645
In terms of swordsmanship, Youmu is unparalleled. She'd trounce Miko and Momiji in a duel.
Tenshi's iffy. I don't remember if Youmu break through her skin.

She's a hardcore, candystore, gimme-some-more GIRL!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35878238

http://exhentai.org/g/599384/478d956d0e/

This doujin makes my penis throb. It's amazing how good facial expressions can make all the difference.

>>11647682
What is she doing there?

>>11647659

too vanilla. not enough cocks.

Youmu is my favorite character to sexualize.

>>11647255
She is showing off her armpits in that attire

Touhou shouldn't handle a weapon, Touhou shouldn't fight, they should cast away their weapons.
The only thing they should handle is cocks, they should become sluts and men's toy, that's what women are only good for.
It's ridiculous to see women fights, it's impossible, ZUN should be hanged, they're men's slaves and have no rights to have power and act boastful, it's all belonged to men, women should be submissive and get fucked.

Fuck all the Touhous, don't let them show any sign of strength, for they should have none. They're women and they're men's slaves.

If Youmu is Jeff Hardy, then I guess Yuyuko is Matt? She certainly has the chub for the role.

Jeff Hardy fucking sucks

>>11647659
Awww, that was nice. Didn't like the last page, though.

>>11647790
It's funny because Matt Hardy were rumored dead.

So why was everyone inexplicably horny at the beginning of this thread? Everyone calmed down, so I think yall must have had a nice, relieving fap to Youmus feet.

>>11647876
Youmu's feet!

>>11647927
I want to stab Youmu.

>>11647255
I miss Touhou Tag Dream.
Every team I wanted to win lost. Frozen Sunflower, Kirisame Familliar, the Buddhists, the Yakumos, Scarlet 200%, and I'm sure that Immortal Phoenix will lose too.

Youmu is a nice girl, why does /jp/ bully her so hard?

>>11647889
They sure are cure 'n' smelly, aren't they?

>>11647889

>>11647945
Frozen Sunflower lost just as they should have, Immortal Phoenix is shit, Red 200% hasn't lost yet.

>>11647999
Red 200% (Flandre/Meiling) lost against the Moriyas.
>Hating Immortal Phoenix.
Lol, look at this pleb.

>>11647989
Tip for girls: never be unconscious near a male.

>>11648016
...oh, you're right. My mistake.
Not sure what to make of that. It was a good fight, but how the winner was decided was god-awful.

And terrible chemistry and Mokou do not make up for Kaguya's unending bullshit.

>>11648021
That's a pretty unreasonable tip.

>>11648021
What the fuck?! Stop victim blaming! Men should learn to control themselves!

>>11648032
To be honest, the matchups have been awful, and Mokou/Kaguya is the only team that has my interest. Eiki/Komachi were a better team, but they lost.
Also, I want Mokou/Kaguya to apply a Kinnikuman tag team move, like the Muscle Docking or the NIKU=LAP. And Mokou's Muscle Inferno on Tewi was hilarious.

>>11648065
Define matchups. Who fights who or the fights themselves?

>Eiki/Komachi were a better team
Yes. They were.

>>11648074
The fights. People fighting on equal powerlevels would have worked better.
And Red 75% or the Moriyas will win in the end because LOLPLOTARMOR and MIRACLES.

>>11648087
I liked most of the fights. Don't know why you'd read the series if you didn't; that's kinda the whole point.
Don't compare Moriyas to Red 75%.

>>11648096
I'm salty because Kirisame Familliar lost after doing everything to counter Red 75%. Both defeats of the Buddhists (yeah, I know, the last one was a draw) were BS too, the first one because Shou did nothing worthy at all, and the second one because Sanae was lucky.
It's not like the other fights were that bad, but those were the worst offenders.
It's like what happens on the WWE today, you have an amazing match with a bad end, and the bad end leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth, ruining the whole experience.

>>11648130
I can certainly fucking sympathize with that. Kirisame got fucking robbed.

>Both defeats of the Buddhists (yeah, I know, the last one was a draw) were BS too, the first one because Shou did nothing worthy at all, and the second one because Sanae was lucky.
Wait, what? Moriyas fought the Buddhists?

>>11648139
Yep. The first fight of the Buddhists was against TenkOkuu, and the Buddhists lost because Tenko has a hard head.
The second fight begins with Sanae going into the ring and challenging the defeated teams to defeat the Moriyas, and giving their place to the winners if they lost. The Buddhists answer the challenge, awesome things happen, and it ends in a draw.

>>11648158
>The first fight of the Buddhists was against TenkOkuu, and the Buddhists lost because Tenko has a hard head.
Oh, I remember that well. Best fight in the tournament.

>The second fight begins with Sanae going into the ring and challenging the defeated teams to defeat the Moriyas, and giving their place to the winners if they lost. The Buddhists answer the challenge, awesome things happen, and it ends in a draw.
...I don't remember this. Like, at all. And I'm pro-Moriya.
Was it after Kirisame? I must have been so pissed that I stopped caring.

>>11648171
Yes.

>>11648178
Figures.

...you know what else needs to continue? This.

>>11648290
holy dick

>>11647626
All you have to do is make the posts. Try making a new thread with a subject instead of joining $character general.

>>11648463
Do this. I'll post in it.

>>11648290
Why is Flandre inflating her breasts

>>11648463
>>11648467
You realize that this thread was an attempt to make one, but look how it turned out.
I don't want to make another lewd thread.
It's hopeless, /jp/ will always be lewd no matter what discussion I bring.

>>11647971
>>11647989
Damn, I was just being ironic.

>>11648506
>You realize that this thread was an attempt to make one, but look how it turned out.
Then it was a terrible one. Out here only the strong survive. Next time try with some questions about Youmu or something; Youmu is X is not going to start anything good.

>It's hopeless, /jp/ will always be lewd no matter what discussion I bring.
Partially true. /jp/ and the Touhou fandom both are full of perverts.

>>11648506
moot does say "The quality of posts is extremely important to this community." What else were you expecting with an OP like that?
I wouldn't mind more crying Youmus, though.

>>11648531
Where does Youmu go when she needs to break down and cry? She doesn't have many people to lean on.

>>11648533

>>11648534
Man, Reisen's got enough of her own problems. But I guess you don't think of that when you're lost in despair.

>>11648553
It's ok, misery loves company.

>>11648566
I suppose. But at that rate nothing will be resolved!

>>11648531
I bet if I start a thread with "Which Touhou that possibly on par with Youmu in close sword/blade fight?" or "Comparable to who her swordmanship is? Goemon? Jin? Zorro? What kind of style she use? Swift draw, or reckless like Haohmaru?" it'll still filled with dork, soft and feet.

>>11648585
Probably. But you at least need to try.
And don't expect perfection. There's will always be some lewd and soft.

>>11648580
Why bother to solve things? Just take it easy as much as possible.

>>11648602
Because these things make Youmu sad. That's not acceptable! She's gotta be happy.

>>11648609
is she looking in a mirror or opening a door?
there are music notes but her mouth is closed. humming?

>>11648585
Reminder that you can't make a decent thread about Okuu or Momiji without it turned into full "cuddle" and "pet doge".

Same with Youmu at this point. No matter what topic you brought about her it will always become soft or dork thread.

/jp/ forbids any kind of badassery to 2hus that already branded as /jp/'s "pet".

>>11648623
It's a mirror, she's humming. Youmu's happily looking at her reflection and experimenting with being cute or whatever.

>>11648633
2hu is like a gold rush

Whatever artist or comedian makes the first stake in the fandom, that's what sticks for the rest of eternity. And because of that things never change.

>>11648633
>>11648638
and no matter how ironically intelligent /jp/ makes itself out to be, there's always a few faggots that can't resist spamming the same retarded memes in every thread.

Yuyuko teases Youmu a lot. But how often does she actually get her into trouble?

>>11648677
are they stoned in this?

I don't think I'll ever tire of Youmu threads.

>>11647682
translate it you weeaboos

>>11648681
Nah. Hounori just draws like that.

Woah! Youmu is... Which??

>>11648701
Old hair is best.

>>11648693
I can't fap to those feet though!

>>11648800
Well that's just to bad, isn't it?

>>11648800
>>11648814

I really don't like jay pea when they go maximum overlewd like this. Why can't we just appreciate Youmu for the pure devoted gardener servant she is?

I think she's very cute and funny. She makes a very good straightman

>>11647515
Since she is a teen girl, it is very likely that Youmu masturbates with anything handy.

>>11648973
I have an unnaturally strong sexual attraction towards Youmu. I can't help it. I think, "I'll try to tone it down next time," but then next time comes around and all I can think of are lewd things about Youmu.

Youmu doesn't know she's so sexy!

Ghost blowjob!
WOOOOO WOOOOO

>>11649780
I want to lick her sexy abs!

Youmu is extremely fit!

>>11649799
I want to suck the tasty sweat out of Youmu's leotard!

>>11648290
Uh, Flan-san,

No matter how much you suck my boobs, nothing is going to come out...
Mmm.... but just a little while longer....

>>11649815
Excellent work.

Youmu makes sure to get regular exercise

Why is it that artists only want to draw heart-stopping art with Youmu.

>>11647255
Dammit OP, You made me listen to Hardy Boyz' intro theme

>>11647255
Obligatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kG6AaH-Trk