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Young boys in the forest
Cut down the small trees
And crawl to their lord kneeling

Pen cuts across fine rice paper
Kanji runs black thick
The sword upon white flesh

>> No.11614098

hina

>> No.11614128

I have to wake up
The lonely hours before dawn
Just another day

Winter flowing through
Turns the sea a hazy grey
Where does sunlight hide

>> No.11614136 [DELETED] 
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Why do people write English haiku? They're totally missing the point.

>> No.11614142

young boys
down
crawl to their lord kneeling

across fine rice
runs thick
upon white flesh

>> No.11614155

>>11614136
Because they can't speak japanese?

>> No.11614157

>>11614128
The hours before dawn are the least lonely. It's an amazing time of day.

>> No.11614159

>>11614157
I like watching trains on youtube during this time.

>> No.11614160

>>11614136
Because that's how they got taught in school.

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>>11614160
>>11614155

But English haiku are ugly, and the syllable structure makes no sense in English. It's some arbitrary restricted poetry with no reason beyond 'It's Japanese.'

>> No.11614168

>The sword upon white flesh

SLAY THE WHITE PIG

>> No.11614180

>>11614162
It's no more arbitrary than a 2, 4, 6, 8, 2 cinquain.

>> No.11614185

>>11614157
What are the loneliest hours for you?

>>11614162
You're right, but don't you think it's kind of fun to try to create something meaningful while also observing unfamiliar rules?

I don't think western Haikus are meant to match Japanese ones as much as they are meant to bring out creativity by challenging the person writing them.

>> No.11614222 [DELETED] 

>>11614185

I think you're meant to shut the fuck up, ZUN!bar.

>> No.11614231

Haiku are stupid
Non civilized
Other poems, deep and intricate

Haiku are not
The shorter
and stupider the better

Doesn't even rhyme
Why would you
Do that it's not even a poem.

>> No.11614239

>>11614222
Is he really !bar? That would explain why he's such a great poster. Seriously, easily the best tripfag we've gotten in a while.

>> No.11614410

>>11614097
what a homo.

>> No.11614541

Seventh hour now
Escape from life is over
Why work for society?
Wish to be in bed

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shaking boy legs
breathless boys moaning
little boy body twitches

curled boy toes
boys whimpering
quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes
boys having squirmy little orgasms

>> No.11614668

Don't want to do this
How do you even write haikus
Fucking syllables

>> No.11614674

>>11614668
The traditional styles are:

5-7-5-7-7 syllables and
5-7-5 syllables

5-7-5 is the trendy, more "modern" form.

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11614696

How now brown cow

>> No.11614871

Incoming Dump

10 In the cold office
20 Writing Shitty code all day
30 Go to 10 again

Drinking cold coffee
Devouring sandwiches
Shitting massive bricks

A screen instructs me
Tells me what to do and how
I follow, no thoughts

The music streams in
Sometimes slow, other times fast
Synchronous beating

Our great king is dead
Long live the majestic king
RIP in peace

A passive hybrid
Nor man, nor beast, nor machine
A helpless planet

Sweet little orange
Consuming it's precious juice
A normal event

Jaka jaka jun jun jaka
Jun jaka jun, jaka jaka jun jun
Jaka jun jaka jun jun

He left far too soon
Yet he sacraficed himself
He was an hero

A sugary juice
That flows, oh, so sweetly
Coats my fresh pancakes

It guards the sweet fruit
A yellow jacket, so strong
Yet it's torn so quick

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>>11614575

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>>11614575
shaking boy legs 。◕‿◕。

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡✿)

little boy body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

boys whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes ♥(ノ´∀`)

boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

>> No.11616218

sad panda, Sakuya
gentle touch from the back
*frozen*

starts masturbating
going paizuri, tottemo kimochi
cummed

lifts up her skirt
sound of pantsu removing
inserting

she's all wet
riding me and embracing
happy /jp/sie

>> No.11616624

Lewd sounds from the darkness
A fat man cries out
The otaku life

>> No.11616630 [DELETED] 

jigaboo come up
from behind hit him with a
coconut stab him
in his gut push him in the
tree he falls righ on his nut

>> No.11616643

>>11614097
>The sword upon white flesh
stop oppressing me

>> No.11616652

>>11614097
tune in to /jp/
I see a super cute post
mogami river

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In the ponds cool depths
The happy frog plays in spring
Her life, a slow game.

>> No.11616688

11時午後
フラン蝿のとき
糞スレ裁定

日がまた過ごす
何もしらず
ま、どうでもいいか


\(´ロ`)ノ
(`ロ´)ノ
(・ω・)つ

>> No.11616700

i have no talents
i want to die very soon
kill me kill me kill me kill

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11616714

Janny says to leave
24/7 mad he gots to steam
But I shit on his face

~ Me.

>> No.11616714,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714
You guys like my haiku?

>> No.11616714,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,1
no stop shitposting then complaining that you get banned, it's not healthy

>> No.11616714,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,2
Why are you here Janny?

I'm not complaining, I normally stop posting if the janitor's on, but sometimes I just have fun doing this. It's mildly amusing.

By the way there's nothing I could post that wouldn't get deleted, you realize that right? Doesn't matter if I post what you consider to be ``shitposts", or what I'm sure is your own excellent posts.

The point is the quality of what I'm posting is not why it's getting deleted. It's what's in the name field.

90% of the fun of /jp/ for me comes from fucking with the janitor. Perhaps that's not healthy. It's his fault for being so autistic that messing with him has become a pastime and culture for many people. No other board or internet community on Earth has this same kind of thing that /jp/ does. I guess we have to thank him for that.

Thank you janitor for allowing a sometimes pretty funny underground culture of shitposting based around fucking with you and subsequently /jp/ to flourish.

>> No.11616714,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,3
>By the way there's nothing I could post that wouldn't get deleted, you realize that right?
I always knew shitposting was a compulsive brain disorder.

>The point is the quality of what I'm posting is not why it's getting deleted. It's what's in the name field.
>But I shit on his face
Quality as FUCK.

Are you really clueless as to why he targets you?
1: You avatarfag
2: You get slapped for being an avatarfag
3: You evade and shit harder
4: Get banned for ban evading
5: Spam anime threads constantly in retaliation for your own stupid mistakes.
6: >>11616714,2 then do this

inb4 i'm the janitor now

>> No.11616714,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,3
>By the way there's nothing I could post that wouldn't get deleted, you realize that right?
Everyone knows that. You're banned, you post, your post is deleted. What I don't understand is why this is interesting.

>Thank you janitor for allowing a sometimes pretty funny underground culture of shitposting based around fucking with you and subsequently /jp/ to flourish.
The culture of shitposting exists whether the janitor is around or not. Cocksucking threads flourished when we had no janitor. Why? Because people like making shitty threads.

>> No.11616714,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,5
>>11616714,4
>>11616714,2
W-W-W-[b]W-W-W-WICKED [u]BURNS![/u]

NO WAY TREVOR CAN RECOVER

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11616742

Janny hits delete.
Cleanse and repeat, till one day.
Seppuku himself.

~ Me

>> No.11616744

How does one use this:
piss bottles in their bedroom
doesn't it smell bad?

>> No.11616744,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616742
>Shitpost again
>with avatar
HE'S JUST PICKIN ON ME CUS IM A TRIPFAAAG

inb4 trash can

>> No.11616744,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714,6
Whenever he's confronted with facts he doesn't like he just ignores them and continues shitposting.

He's basically on the level of a hobo who thinks the city workers are autistic because every time he shits in the park they clean it up.

>> No.11616744,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,2
Remember those impressive arguements he made on /q/ while not repeating the same garbage mantra over and over and providing detailed references to how he was correct?
Me neither!

Makes me wonder how he even got such a following in the first place.

I bet its all him samefagging, like KoG does.

>> No.11616744,4 [INTERNAL] 

>Quality as FUCK.

You seemed to have missed the point. It would have been deleted no matter what I posted so long as I used that in the name field. I did not make implications on the quality or lack of it on my posts, just pointing that fact out, as you implied my ``shitposting" is what's getting me banned.

>5: Spam anime threads constantly in retaliation for your own stupid mistakes.

You can't seriously think that's me? Shows how much you know newfag/janny.

>>11616714,5
>The culture of shitposting exists whether the janitor is around or not. Cocksucking threads flourished when we had no janitor. Why? Because people like making shitty threads.

Blatantly false. This culture wouldn't have developed without him. The specific /jp/ ``shitposting" culture I'm talking about? That wouldn't exist without the janitor, the sole reason it came into existence was the janitor. You have to be fucking joking if you don't realize this.

Look on ANY other board. Is there ANYTHING even remotely close to the same thing? You might very rarely see someone pissed at a posts on /jp/ solely dedicated to pissing off the janitor.

>> No.11616744,5 [INTERNAL] 

Wanna see something really cool? Give it a minute and he'll start bumping random threads on warosu to cover up this thread.

>> No.11616744,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,3
You never actually have to justify yourself. If you insist that you're correct enough times, eventually people give up talking to you and leave, or just treat you as background noise.

>> No.11616744,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,4
>It would have been deleted no matter what I posted so long as I used that in the name field.
Are you telling me that the trip of a ban evader, that got tripbanned, being posted in the name field while shitposting will catch you a ban? Say it ain't so!

> This culture wouldn't have developed without him.
Did you seriously just come to /jp/ at the end of 2012 or something?

>> No.11616744,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,4
Damn typo.

>You might very rarely see someone pissed at a posts on /jp/ solely dedicated to pissing off the janitor.

You might very rarely see someone pissed at a mod or something. But nothing even close to the magnitude of posts on /jp/ solely dedicated to pissing off the janitor.

>>11616744,3
>following

I don't have any form of "following".

>> No.11616744,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11614975
you got my cover blown. the janny would've allowed that post if you didn't do that!

>> No.11616744,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,4
>Blatantly false. This culture wouldn't have developed without him.
He started deleting the regular shitposting threads, so they morphed into janitor-hating shitposting threads.

>The specific /jp/ ``shitposting" culture I'm talking about? That wouldn't exist without the janitor, the sole reason it came into existence was the janitor.
Anyone who deleted shitposting would be treated the same way. The difference is that most other boards didn't have cocksucking culture to begin with. Maybe your shitposting in particular is janitor-inspired, but it's pretty much indistinguishable from all the other circlejerking that Yama and Tokiko used to put on, back when there was no active janitor.

>Look on ANY other board. Is there ANYTHING even remotely close to the same thing? You might very rarely see someone pissed at a posts on /jp/ solely dedicated to pissing off the janitor.
/sp/ and /mlp/ got really angry at their mods for a while, and then they got over it. And I think /a/ has a few retards who have made it their life mission to piss off the moderators.

>> No.11616744,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,7
>Are you telling me that the trip of a ban evader, that got tripbanned, being posted in the name field while shitposting will catch you a ban? Say it ain't so!

You're literally repeating what I am said in a sarcastic manner. Do you not realize that you made up something in your imagination and are arguing about it with me?

>Did you seriously just come to /jp/ at the end of 2012 or something?

No.

>> No.11616744,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,11
If you evade a ban, you get ban requests for ban evasion forwarded to the mods. I don't see how you think this is notable or particular to /jp/ in any way.

>> No.11616744,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,10
>And I think /a/ has a few retards who have made it their life mission to piss off the moderators.
No those niggers are still around, one of them got so assblasted from being banned so much he started posting here (siztra).

>> No.11616744,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,10
>He started deleting the regular shitposting threads, so they morphed into janitor-hating shitposting threads.

Bullshit. It started due to the janitor being autistic.

>/sp/ and /mlp/ got really angry at their mods for a while, and then they got over it. And I think /a/ has a few retards who have made it their life mission to piss off the moderators.

I am well aware that other boards rarely have some people pissed at mods/janitors and show it. However it is NOTHING like what /jp/ has developed.

>> No.11616744,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,13
Isn't he sitting on something like a thousand bans by now?

>> No.11616744,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,11
Tell me what part i'm imagining about that situation.

Make a post without avatarfagging, the trip of a ban evader, and complaining about moderation.

Just try it, see what happens. The only problem I can see with this is afterwards you can't control your sphincter and start spewing chunky gobs of shit everywhere and all your posts get deleted.

>> No.11616744,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,12
>If you evade a ban, you get ban requests for ban evasion forwarded to the mods. I don't see how you think this is notable or particular to /jp/ in any way.

Why are you telling me this? Can you pinpoint the specific thing that is causing you to tell me basically random and irrelevant information?

>> No.11616744,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,16
>Tell me what part i'm imagining about that situation.

The part where you imagined in your mind that I was complaining about being banned, and didn't know why my posts were being deleted. You fucking literal retard.

>> No.11616744,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,15
Probably.
There was a really fucking good one where he actually PMed moot or something on IRC, so moot banned his home IP he got from it.

He started trying to make deals like "PLEASE UNBAN THAT IP I'LL STOP SHITPOSTING ON MY PROXIES PLEASE"

God it was actually more pathetic than this idiot we're dealing with here.

>> No.11616744,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,14
>Bullshit. It started due to the janitor being autistic.
Anyone who deleted shitposting would be treated the same way. The difference is that most other boards didn't have cocksucking culture to begin with. Maybe your shitposting in particular is janitor-inspired, but it's pretty much indistinguishable from all the other circlejerking that Yama and Tokiko used to put on, back when there was no active janitor.

>I am well aware that other boards rarely have some people pissed at mods/janitors and show it. However it is NOTHING like what /jp/ has developed.
Tokiko didn't start forcing NSJ to kingdom come until the janitor started deleting his retarded posts. You could blame the janitor for "starting it" but everyone knows that that was just an excuse for shitposting, as he was shitposting back when we had no janitorial staff to speak of, and eventually left out of sheer boredom and not because the staff magically got better.

The reason is that /jp/ is different from other boards is that /jp/ tends to attract particularly persistent retards, matched only by certain famous ret/a/rds. Lanced Jack and Taiga made shitting up /a/ into a pastime, and more recently Siztra pretty much evades bans just so he can wave them in the face of 4chan staff.

>> No.11616744,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,6
is this how it works in the minds of people who are delusional? if you explain yourself and you're correct and convincing then others go along with you.

if you're a typical autist then you repeat yourself in circular arguments, can't keep continuity, and ignore your own contradictions you posted 4 minutes earlier cause cognitive dissonance and low intelligence.

you don't have to explain yourself. your dumb posts just become background noise to anybody who isn't as stupid as you.

>> No.11616744,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,17
You seem to think it is interesting or notable that your posts are being deleted because you're banned, as you specifically went out of your way to tell us about it in >>11616714,3.

>> No.11616744,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,20
No one would have gotten angry at the janitor if he didn't delete threads wrongfully. Which he did. In return this over years developed a culture of people making wonderful posts solely to piss off the janitor.

The starting point was not him deleting "shitposting" as you call it, it was him deleting WAY too much stuff and making the board unbearable to use.

>> No.11616744,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,22
>You seem to think it is interesting or notable that your posts are being deleted because you're banned

I don't. I've never in my life seen someone literally imagine things in their mind and argue against them.

>> No.11616744,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,21
How to have a meaningful debate.

1: Make point
2: Point is questioned or refuted
3: Back up point with evidence

How to be trevor

1: Make point
2: Make point again just to make sure someone heard you
3: Point is refuted
4: Make same point, but call out the other person as being biased, illiterate, uninformed, mentally incapable, or a person of authority put there solely to silence his crusade.

>> No.11616744,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,23
Janitors and moderators have always made mistakes, in every board. At various times in 4chan history /tg/, /sp/, and /mlp/ received "Nazi mods" who people accused of deleting too much. Only /jp/ decided that the proper response was to flood all of /jp/ with garbage and shit up on-topic threads you don't like for the next eighteen months.

>> No.11616744,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,24
>I don't. I've never in my life seen someone literally imagine things in their mind and argue against them.
Then why did you bother pointing out the fact the the janitor deletes your posts solely because you're banned at all, if it weren't notable or interesting?

>> No.11616744,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,26
/tg/ needed that shit.

It was basically furaffinity for a good few months. Not that its changed much, its all "monster" girls now, which is just closet furfaggotry.

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Janny eats fat cocks
Call 911, "Yes, come quick"
Died, choking on dicks

I'm kind of proud of this one.

>> No.11616779,1 [INTERNAL] 

I like how everyone thinks Tokiko is Trevor now.

>> No.11616779,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,25
5. After having his arguments demolished, go back to shitposting in /jp/ like nothing happened.

>> No.11616779,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,1
Well, it passes the duck test at least.

>> No.11616779,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616744,27
I don't/didn't.

>> No.11616779,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,1
They're not the same person, but they pretty much act the same way, so close enough.

>> No.11616779,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,4
You posted: By the way there's nothing I could post that wouldn't get deleted, you realize that right? Doesn't matter if I post what you consider to be ``shitposts", or what I'm sure is your own excellent posts. The point is the quality of what I'm posting is not why it's getting deleted. It's what's in the name field, in which you informed us that your posts were being deleted solely because you are a banned poster.

>> No.11616779,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,2
Forgive me for not sitting here and further arguing with you more diligently.

>> No.11616779,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,6
And what was that in response to what? Please don't take it out of context.

I made one fatal mistake. In that first reply to you I decided to humor your imagination, in which I should've just plainly said in response to this:

>no stop shitposting then complaining that you get banned, it's not healthy

"I didn't do that. Why are you imagining I did?"

>> No.11616779,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,8
>"I didn't do that. Why are you imagining I did?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-deception

I was right all along, it is a compulsive brain disorder.

>> No.11616779,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,7
do you really think people don't see through you when you duck away after ignoring every point they make? even people who aren't involved can glance over your posts and see it.

you only post for your own stupid self-satisfaction and not to actually convey a real point.

>> No.11616779,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,8
Proudly parading around the fact that you are a ban evading poster is shitposting, and you complain about the fact that your posts are deleted (because, obviously, you're banned) pretty much all the time.

So yes, you did do that, and you've done it pretty much every day for the last year.

>> No.11616779,12 [INTERNAL] 

How about instead of being little whiny bitches because of how jealous you are of "Trevor" you channel that energy into becoming more like him?

>> No.11616779,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,12
Why would I want to be a smoking husk on the ground?
Have you seen how fucking BURNED he's getting?

>> No.11616779,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,13
You mean smoking hot hunk in the ground.
You should show some respect for the dead asshole.

>> No.11616779,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,13
>>11616779,11
>>11616779,10
>>11616779,9
>>11616779,6
>>11616779,5
>>11616779,3
>>11616779,2
>>11616744,27
>>11616744,26
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>>11616744,22
cantbefuckt to quot em all
http://i.imgur.com/fyGVbZw.jpg

>> No.11616779,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616714
LMFAO

NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FUCKING BREAKFAST

>> No.11616779,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,9
>>11616779,10
These were so stupid they don't deserve actual replies. Now go ahead and make your "Ignoring me because you know you're wrong huh?" reply.

>>11616779,11
>Proudly parading around the fact that you are a ban evading poster is shitposting,

If that fits your definition of shitposting (everyone has their own definition) then so be it. I am could not argue against it.

>and you complain about the fact that your posts are deleted

I didn't do this. I've never done this.

I have before made complaints against the staff, particurarly the /jp/ janitor(s). However this is never me upset at my own posts being deleted, or myself being banned. I complain about the action the janitor(s) take on all /jp/ users as a whole, and the staffs actions that effects /jp/ as a whole. I couldn't really care less about specifically my own posts being deleted or myself being banned.

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11616792

Hey, fuck the system
smoke blunts and watch anime
Yo, the man is gay

>> No.11616792,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,16
>>11616779,15
what's this shitposter nicknamed? has there been an official one? before he'd just be like a sion or something but now it's closer to niggy or primal autist

>> No.11616792,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792

ay yo - fuck the system; The Man is ghey
gonna smoke five blunts and watch anime
Skeez, the TLO hook-up, ya'll bitches jock me
Keep it locked down, slangin' that wet n' pocky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

This still makes me laugh.

>> No.11616792,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,17
>I couldn't really care less about specifically my own posts being deleted or myself being banned.
LOL

>> No.11616792,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,2
thx 4 the laf ;)

>> No.11616792,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616779,17
>I complain about the action the janitor(s) take on all /jp/ users as a whole, and the staffs actions that effects /jp/ as a whole.
You say this, but almost always your own shitty threads and posts that you end up complaining about. It's one of those lies that nobody believes besides the person telling it.

You do keep a few threads not-made-by-you around from two or three months ago to parade around when somebody points this out, long after everybody has finished venting and emailing the mods and the issue is pretty much dead and buried.

>> No.11616792,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,5
>You say this, but almost always your own shitty threads and posts that you end up complaining about. It's one of those lies that nobody believes besides the person telling it.

At what point did I complain about my own posts being deleted?

>You do keep a few threads not-made-by-you around from two or three months ago to parade around when somebody points this out, long after everybody has finished venting and emailing the mods and the issue is pretty much dead and buried.

No I don't. You think I keep a log of threads that that shouldn't have been deleted? Where did you even get this? Oh ya, it's another thing you imaged yourself.

>> No.11616792,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,6
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-deception

>> No.11616792,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,6
>At what point did I complain about my own posts being deleted?
Every day, you bump /ghost/ threads in which your own shitposts have been deleted (or your own threads) to complain. You never bump the actual "unjust deletions," just your own garbage.

>You think I keep a log of threads that that shouldn't have been deleted?
When people ask you for examples of unjustly deleted threads, you always pull out the same threads. Like the string of Tamagotchi threads that eventually ended with the janitor getting his ass kicked and the thread finally allowed, upon which two people posted in it and then the thread promptly died for lack of interest.

>> No.11616792,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,8
>Every day, you bump /ghost/ threads in which your own shitposts have been deleted (or your own threads) to complain.

That's not me complaining. I feel like talking with warosu. I often actually just make posts on /jp/ just to discuss them on warosu.

>When people ask you for examples of unjustly deleted threads, you always pull out the same threads.

Your memory seems to be rusty. I never gave you any examples of threads, and I've always strongly expressed why I wouldn't give you examples of threads, janny.

>> No.11616792,10 [INTERNAL] 

>ghost suddenly hates shitposters
What happened?

>People are actually starting to think Trevor = FakeTrevor = Tokiko = Asuka Spammer = /ota/min = Same

WTF???????????

>> No.11616792,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,9
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosognosia

>> No.11616792,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,9
>That's not me complaining. I feel like talking with warosu. I often actually just make posts on /jp/ just to discuss them on warosu.
And the only thing you ever feel like discussing is how shitty the janitor is. Hence, complaining.

>I never gave you any examples of threads, and I've always strongly expressed why I wouldn't give you examples of threads, janny.
Then I've probably mistaken you for that other poster (>>11616659,8) who's always arguing the same points. I should have known better to think that you would ever actually support your arguments with anything.

>> No.11616792,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_Test

>> No.11616792,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,10
People is getting tired of your bullshit, son.

>ghost suddenly hates shitposters
Nobody is hating nobody, you must be new here then because /ghost/ only purpose is to talk about meta.

>> No.11616792,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,14
>Nobody is hating nobody
So those 9 trillion posts arguing with FakeT don't exist?

>you must be new here
Confirmed for new as HECK and trying way too hard. Please don't respond to me ever again.

>> No.11616792,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,10
because /trev/ has become what /s4s/ has

>> No.11616792,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,11
I've known what the word anosognosia means for years. You just learned it tonight after googling for psychological issues to use as baseless insults, of which don't even make sense, you pathetic fuck.

>>11616792,12
>And the only thing you ever feel like discussing is how shitty the janitor is.

It's not.

>Hence, complaining.

All I did was make a haiku about shitting on the janitor's face. I did it for fun, because I thought it was funny. If I had known some autistic fucking guy who loves the janitor would have started bitching at me for it and non-stop complaining to the point where he makes shit up, knowing I will argue with him about it, I might not have made it.

>> No.11616792,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,3
>>11616779,15
>>11616779,16
what's this shitposters name? trevor took forever to type >>11616779,17 so he can't be the same guy

>> No.11616792,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introspection_illusion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_of_no_return

>> No.11616792,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,18
I'm 16 and I'm Anonymous. I finished my breakfast now!
Don't know 3 and 15 are sorry

>> No.11616792,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,15
That's just a samefag, we had this conversation already.

>Please don't respond to me ever again.
I knew you were a faggot, Trev-kun, but now you're graduating from the complete homosexual academy.

>> No.11616792,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,17
>All I did was make a haiku about shitting on the janitor's face.
You wanted us to discuss a (deleted) haiku about the janitor is shit. Apparently this was somehow special and different from all the other posts in which you complain about the janitor being shit, and wasn't actually a complaint. It's so obvious.

>> No.11616792,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,22
It being a complaint did not run through my mind while posting it. At this point making fun of the janitor like that doesn't even register in my mind as a complaint, it's just a joke to me.

When I make a complaint, it's something I intend to be funny.

Anyway let's turn the tables a bit. You ask me why I complain about the janitor. Why do you come here and constantly complain in a far worse way in defense of the janitor?

>> No.11616792,24 [INTERNAL] 

it's not something I intend to be funny.*

>> No.11616792,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,23
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

>> No.11616831 [DELETED] 

shaking legs breathless
moaning little body twitches

curled toes whimpering
quivering lips glossed over eyes
boys having squirmy orgasms

>> No.11616831,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole

>> No.11616831,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616792,23
>It being a complaint did not run through my mind while posting it.
You post retarded shit just to irritate the janitor, and when he deletes it, you bump it in /ghost/ to complain about how he's being a huge faggot. It's all I ever see from you. At this point I've seen it a hundred times so what humor there was isn't really there anymore.

>You ask me why I complain about the janitor. Why do you come here and constantly complain in a far worse way in defense of the janitor?
Because you seem to do it just to piss people off. You don't seem to actually care about convincing anybody that you're right, shitposting in /jp/ and complaining about the janitor here is just a big joke to you. The other guy who wrote out the big rant actually filled his post with reasons why the janitor is shit and so he's doing something other than parading around his signature shitposts.

I complain about you because I'd like you to stop shitting up "borderline" threads with your retarded ironic circlejerking, and I side with the janitor against you because I think what you're doing is retarded. When the janitor fucks up I complain here, and occasionally email the mods, but whenever you post it always seems to be because you're trying to bring your latest and greatest post about how janny a shit to our attention.

>> No.11616831,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616831
fuck you for deleting that real haiku you goddamn cunt.

>> No.11616831,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616831,2
>you bump it in /ghost/ to complain about how he's being a huge faggot.

I bump it in /ghost/ because I can actually talk freely with the /jp/ community in warosu. You seem to think everything I do is some kind of giant secret plan to piss off you (the janitor) when it's not. In fact you always do this, you think fucking everyone is doing something just to secretly piss you off so you delete their posts. I am not the first person to complain about you doing this either, many people have attributed your extremely excessive deletions to paranoia.\

>Because you seem to do it just to piss people off. You don't seem to actually care about convincing anybody that you're right, shitposting in /jp/ and complaining about the janitor here is just a big joke to you. The other guy who wrote out the big rant actually filled his post with reasons why the janitor is shit and so he's doing something other than parading around his signature shitposts.

Do you know what the term preaching to the choir means? There's a reason I don't, even though I have in the past.

>When the janitor fucks up I complain here, and occasionally email the mods,

No you don't. You sound more fake than a bad undercover cop trying to buy drugs. The only thing you do is suck janitor dick and come in here to defend him, you fucking faggot.

>> No.11616831,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616831,4
>I bump it in /ghost/ because I can actually talk freely with the /jp/ community in warosu.
You can talk freely with the /jp/ community in /jpj/ unless you insist on discussing with your retarded fake-trip on, or discussing why the janitor is such a fag.

>In fact you always do this, you think fucking everyone is doing something just to secretly piss you off so you delete their posts.
It's what you do. You see a borderline thread, you decide you're going to turn it into a thread about how the janitor's a retard, so you openly start calling him a fag and wait for him to "babysit" it, and then when he does, you start making nominally on-topic but completely fucking retarded posts (see: Kancolle music thread, if you didn't start it yourself) because you think it will make the janitor mad to see shitposts he's not allowed to delete.

>Do you know what the term preaching to the choir means?
Circlejerking.

>No you don't. You sound more fake than a bad undercover cop trying to buy drugs. The only thing you do is suck janitor dick and come in here to defend him, you fucking faggot.
I only defend him against you, because you're pretty much the patron saint of retarded shitposters and only complain about the most retarded deletions (your own threads).

>> No.11616843 [DELETED] 

glossed over eyes and shaking (5 syllables)
whimpering breathless curled toes (7 syllables)
squirmy boy lips quivering (5 syllables)

this is a real haiku

>> No.11616843,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616831,5
>You can talk freely with the /jp/ community in /jpj/ unless you insist on discussing with your retarded fake-trip on, or discussing why the janitor is such a fag.

No I can't. My own posts being deleted is not what's stopping me. It's the janitor that still harms the community as a whole which makes it impossible. It's other people's posts being deleted that prevents it, or rather everyone's posts as a whole that prevents it.

>It's what you do. You see a borderline thread, you decide you're going to turn it into a thread about how the janitor's a retard, so you openly start calling him a fag and wait for him to "babysit" it, and then when he does, you start making nominally on-topic but completely fucking retarded posts (see: Kancolle music thread, if you didn't start it yourself) because you think it will make the janitor mad to see shitposts he's not allowed to delete.

What else is there to do?

>Circlejerking.

That's not what preaching to the choir means ESL-kun.

>I only defend him against you, because you're pretty much the patron saint of retarded shitposters and only complain about the most retarded deletions (your own threads).

You defend him against everything you janny-apologist cock-sucking piece of garbage. You are him.

>> No.11616843,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616843,1
>No I can't. My own posts being deleted is not what's stopping me. It's the janitor that still harms the community as a whole which makes it impossible. It's other people's posts being deleted that prevents it, or rather everyone's posts as a whole that prevents it.
Other people can also post freely unless they insist on posting with one of your retarded trips, or discussing stuff that blatantly belongs in /pol/, /a/, or (belonged in) /q/.

>What else is there to do?
Not shitpost in every thread you don't like. You know, there are people who unironically enjoy weeb shit.

>That's not what preaching to the choir means ESL-kun.
It's finding a bunch of people who agree with you and then agreeing with them a lot before telling each other how right you are. It's circlejerking.

>You defend him against everything you janny-apologist cock-sucking piece of garbage.
He deletes my threads too, and I call him a retard when he does. The fact that I don't call him a retard when he puts an end to your retarded crusades doesn't change that.

>You are him.
I wish I were.

>> No.11616850 [DELETED] 

here is my haiku with the proper amount of syllables for a real haiku that i'm posting in the haiku thread that's

glossed over eyes and shaking (5 syllables)
whimpering breathless curled toes (7 syllables)
squirmy boy lips quivering (5 syllables)

>> No.11616850,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616843,2
>Other people can also post freely unless they insist on posting with one of your retarded trips, or discussing stuff that blatantly belongs in /pol/, /a/, or (belonged in) /q/.

No I can't. You can only post what is in the narrowly defined definition of allowed posts in the janitor's mind. The entire board is under strict control of the janitor, whom is autistic and very controlling. You're not free to post anything, period. You're only free to post what the janitor allows, and what the janitor does and doesn't allow is EXTREMELY unreasonable, unpredictable, and silly, to the point where it's completely unbearable and has destroyed /jp/.

>Not shitpost in every thread you don't like. You know, there are people who unironically enjoy weeb shit.

I can't enjoy my weeb shit because of the janitor.

>It's finding a bunch of people who agree with you and then agreeing with them a lot before telling each other how right you are. It's circlejerking.

No it's not. An example of preaching to the choir would be complaining about the janitor on warosu. Everyone already hates him except for when the janitor (you) comes here to defend himself and suck his own dick.

>> No.11616850,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616850,1
>No I can't. You can only post what is in the narrowly defined definition of allowed posts in the janitor's mind. The entire board is under strict control of the janitor, whom is autistic and very controlling. You're not free to post anything, period. You're only free to post what the janitor allows, and what the janitor does and doesn't allow is EXTREMELY unreasonable, unpredictable, and silly, to the point where it's completely unbearable and has destroyed /jp/.
It only looks like that way to you because every last thing you post gets deleted.

>I can't enjoy my weeb shit because of the janitor.
Does your weeb shit happen to be anime or manga?

>No it's not. An example of preaching to the choir would be complaining about the janitor on warosu.
So, you find a bunch of people who agree with you (the choir), and then you agree with each other a lot and tell each other how right you are (the preaching).

>> No.11616850,3 [INTERNAL] 

i don't know why you think you're actually hiding the fact you're the janitor moron. it's only the worthless sack of shit janitor who defends himself on this board.

why are you such a little faggot deleting my haiku? god you're a worthless fucking subhuman. it's actually a real haiku with the proper amount of syllables compared to the shit that's posted and just random words previously. you only do it cause you're a lowlife who is a petty piece of shit.

>> No.11616850,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616850,3
>i don't know why you think you're actually hiding the fact you're the janitor moron
I haven't tried to hide, deny, or confirm your accusation at all.

>why are you such a little faggot deleting my haiku?
I would have left your haiku up if only because it would get you to stop bitching about it.

>> No.11616850,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616850,2
>It only looks like that way to you because every last thing you post gets deleted.

No it doesn't "only look that way to me" you delusional fuckhead.

>Does your weeb shit happen to be anime or manga?

Yes, among other things. Is there a fucking problem with that? Do not cite the 4chan rules for your reasoning, the 4chan rules are right because the 4chan rules are right is not a logically valid statement.

>So, you find a bunch of people who agree with you (the choir), and then you agree with each other a lot and tell each other how right you are (the preaching).

Yes, that would be preaching to the choir. Good job, it only took you 3 or 4 posts.

>> No.11616850,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616850,5
>No it doesn't "only look that way to me" you delusional fuckhead.
Well, there is that one other guy. Ninety percent of /jp/ moderation is directed at you, though.

>Yes, among other things. Is there a fucking problem with that?
Sure. /jp/ shouldn't be "/a/ but my friends are here" which many people, you included, insist on making it. Some people used to think of /jp/ as "the more elitist anime board" and that's a retarded reputation to have. Try /a/. Or /ota/. Or /nsfw/. Or /foolz/. Or /warosu/. You never even actually continue your threads in /warosu/.

Anyway, now we're getting to the heart of the matter - you're banned because you insist on having anime threads, and because you're banned you're on some sort of endless crusade against the janitor who's "autistic" for enforcing the rules against someone who doesn't give a shit about them.

>Yes, that would be preaching to the choir. Good job, it only took you 3 or 4 posts.
So, it satisfies the definition of "circlejerking" in every way.

>> No.11616867 [DELETED] 

here is my haiku with the proper amount of syllables for a real haiku that i'm posting in the haiku thread

glossed over eyes and shaking (5 syllables)
whimpering breathless curled toes (7 syllables)
squirmy boy lips quivering (5 syllables)

>> No.11616867,1 [INTERNAL] 

>So, it satisfies the definition of "circlejerking" in every way.

No it doesn't.

>Well, there is that one other guy. Ninety percent of /jp/ moderation is directed at you, though.

I'm flattered to hear that Janitor.

>Anyway, now we're getting to the heart of the matter - you're banned because you insist on having anime threads

I don't think I've ever once created an anime thread on /jp/.

>> No.11616876

I like big oppai
big big big bouncing oppai
Big and sweaty ones

>> No.11616876,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616850,6
what are you even doing with your life? you're petty, stupid, and arguing about the most banal shit.

it most really suck to wake up and live such a terrible life. is this is you validate your miserable existence? fucking pathetic.

you're trying to argue about how good the janitor is while you delete my post that's on topic and not even breaking rules.

good job mongoloid.

>> No.11616876,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616867,1
>No it doesn't.
Maybe not the part where you physically grab each other's dicks and stroke each other to orgasm.

>I'm flattered to hear that Janitor.
I would be fine with having all the janitors spot fired if it meant you would be rangebanned from /jp/, as you're the one who contributes the vast majority of the garbage.

>I don't think I've ever once created an anime thread on /jp/.
What exactly is the weeb shit you can't enjoy in /jp/, then?

>> No.11616876,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,1
And you're trying to force a dumb haiku into /jp/ while simultaneously arguing on the W.

>> No.11616876,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,2
You'd really fire yourself just to get rid of me?

Thanks janny.

>> No.11616876,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,3
nice opinion you lowbrow fucking shitstain. like the other haiku are good in this thread. the one above my post isn't even fucking haiku and is talking about weed and anime. mine is real and you're just a dumb unlearned petty subhuman trying to take your frustration out on people online.

>> No.11616876,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,4
I would give up a janitorial position just to be rid of you.

Unfortunately, that's not in my power.

>> No.11616876,7 [INTERNAL] 

good job trying to switch from spam to quality of post you fucking lowlife. yeah, weed and anime post with a cartoon picture is much better than a real haiku.

you can't even argue you try and improve janitor you're just a fucking degenerate venting out your lowlife existence

>> No.11616876,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,6
You mean you would fire yourself just to get rid of me.

I don't believe you'd ever give up your spot as janitor over that if actually given that choice, but I'm still flattered.

Go fuck off and die Janitor cunt. Go delete some more posts.

>> No.11616876,9 [INTERNAL] 

I suggest to the janitor that as a matter of policy, he not delete posts, super-shitty or otherwise, unless they are actively causing (not, "could potentially cause") a retarded derail.

>> No.11616876,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,8
>You mean you would fire yourself just to get rid of me.
If I were the janitor, I would resign my position to get rid of you, as that would immeasurably improve /jp/ far beyond any work I could do through manual deletion.

>> No.11616876,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,10
You are the janitor, stop talking in third-person.

If I was Moot I would fire your ass as fast as possible, as that would immeasurably improve /jp/ far beyond anything else.

>> No.11616876,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,11
I'm not the janitor, and you're not moot.

>> No.11616876,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,10
nobody cares what a lowlife would do. your existence is just a burden on your family and friends.

everything you do in life is a failure. you're ugly as sin itself. you're a warped little child without any sense of reality.

you don't do shit on /jp/ worthwhile like you think. instead you use it as a play center like a kid. the fact you hounded my haiku post which was better quality, unarguably, than the rest of the posts in the thread proves it.

>> No.11616876,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,13
Someone who is able to cause endless frustration to someone like you is doing the Lord's work.

>> No.11616876,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,14
you think i'm endless frustrated? not really. that haiku took 1 minute to write. this post is more effort than counting syllables for a haiku.

i revised it so it fit into the standard format. i made it less adult than i normally would. i also didn't write anything about the deletion so you didn't have an easy out.

why? cause i wanted to prove you're a miserable piece of shit. you're just a lowlife subhuman like any previous janitor who vents his degenerate fantasies on /jp/.

you don't actually try and improve the board or have any ethics like you try and argue you do. you're just a petty shitstain who abuses his power cause in real life you're a nobody.

>> No.11616876,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,15
The haiku might have taken one minute, but the rest of your posts here took a bit more.

I can say with full confidence that the janitor not only believes that he's improving the board, he also believes that you are insane shitposters, and nothing you say will change his self-righteous opinion.

>> No.11616876,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,15
Hahaha gj trying to hide your butthurt.

>> No.11616876,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,16
who cares what a delusion fucking mongoloid believes dummy? you can think you're the president himself too. the point is you tried to argue with real humans about how you're ethical and not just a loser who abuses power on /jp/.

the fact is, you just proved entirely otherwise. every single post you made talking about how trevor is just a shitposter and crap about /a/ and you're helping /jp/ just got flushed down the toilet.

you're just a petty fucking lowlife venting himself cause your a shit existence. good job improving the board by deleting an actual haiku while every other post isn't a haiku and they talk about anime and weed.

real nice improvement deranged subhuman

>> No.11616876,19 [INTERNAL] 

unbanned at last!

>> No.11616876,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,18
>the fact is, you just proved entirely otherwise. every single post you made talking about how trevor is just a shitposter and crap about /a/ and you're helping /jp/ just got flushed down the toilet.
Nobody actually cares. You and Trevor thought the janitor was a shit to begin with, and everyone else knows that 1. I'm not the janitor, and 2. I ignored your endless stream of insults (well, they weren't directed at me) for fifty or so posts before deciding to hand back a tiny fraction of the insults you had been dishing out, at which point you promptly lost your shit and claimed victory.

>> No.11616876,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,20
>I'm not the janitor

No one else would come here and desperately try to defend the janitor but the janitor.

>> No.11616876,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,21
Every word that comes out of your mouth only further confirms the actual janitor's suspicions that you're a retard.

But then, that's been going on for a while now.

>> No.11616876,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,20
>>11616876,22
Same person.

>Every word that comes out of your mouth only further confirms the actual janitor's suspicions that you're a retard.

You would know the janitor's suspicions because you are him.

>> No.11616876,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,23
>Same person.
Of course.

>You would know the janitor's suspicions because you are him.
Case in point.

>> No.11616876,25 [INTERNAL] 

The truth no shitposter spammer wants to accept is that they wouldn't stop if they won. One day the janitor stops deleting everything, moot declares /jp/ to be off-bounds for all staff and the entire board is free to do whatever it wants. You could say then that they won over the autistic moderation and there's no need to keep going. And then, they wouldn't stop.

It's not about a crusade to slay the janitor, liberate the board and return the board to the way it was before it was plagued by constant deletion. Not at all, it's about their own selfish amusement, the giggles they get from imagining that someone somewhere has to care about them and spend some time deleting their shit.

When you realize that, that 90% of the deleted threads are meant to be just part of an attrition war, created by someone who doesn't even care to take part of the board, then it's hard to sympathize. If moderation stopped today he wouldn't stop because regular discussion and posting is not why he enjoys coming to /jp/. It's just deliberately behaving like an idiotic child and cackling when others do their job.

The worst part is that we're stuck in the middle of it all. The moderation has escalated into a really paranoid force that deletes and bans at will, not realizing that ban evasion is trivial and by design the only ones really affected are the false positives. The people that got banned my mistake and have to wait out the 1-3 days of silence without even an opportunity to discuss why it was a mistake. And on the other side, literally mentally ill people whose only joy in life is making the board we all share objectively worse. And it's not even achieving what they want. The 100th shit steam cock janny post you delete is just the same as the 10th or the 7000th.

I miss the carefree days. But they're gone along with all the people that made early /jp/ special. Instead we get this, idiots fighting idiots.

>> No.11616876,26 [INTERNAL] 

Even if most jp users have up on the ghostside decades ago, some of us are still here, out of tradition. Don't pride yourself thinking that only janitors would check this place.

>> No.11616876,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,25
>The truth no shitposter spammer wants to accept is that they wouldn't stop if they won. One day the janitor stops deleting everything, moot declares /jp/ to be off-bounds for all staff and the entire board is free to do whatever it wants. You could say then that they won over the autistic moderation and there's no need to keep going. And then, they wouldn't stop.

To "win" you would have to make a lot of changes, drastic changes, and I don't think those changes will ever be made.

Personally I think you're wrong, if the changes people wanted to see were made, no one would actually shitpost. Unless you consider everything in a ridiculously wide view to be a "shitpost". The stuff that is actual spam, stuff like the niggy-teir actual spam that is made just to piss off the janitor wouldn't be here. Even if it does, how about you just delete the actual spam if it shows up and calm your retarded fucking autistic ass down and stop deleting everything else.

With the janitor and staff now there's no middle-ground, they can't competently delete just actual spam, they delete fucking everything because they're incompetent, retarded, dumb pieces of shit.

>> No.11616876,28 [INTERNAL] 

nice random long post totally based off nothing, no experience, history, or knowledge. /jp/ use to do self-moderation just fine. the moderation back in 2008/2009 was people spamming threads they disliked with bots cause captcha didn't exist. the janitors/moderation wouldn't even come around for sometimes 24 hours after actual /b/ raids on /jp/ with nuke spam and shit.

every janitor has quit after they wake up one morning and realize they actually are still a subhuman even after deleting a hundred thousand posts on /jp/.

i revised that haiku post cause i wanted to post a haiku in the fucking haiku thread. i even changed it so the janitor could just accept it, no anime pictures or shit. fact is, he's just a fucking lowlife on a power trip like any previous shistain mongoloid who became the janitor.

>> No.11616876,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,27
>Personally I think you're wrong, if the changes people wanted to see were made, no one would actually shitpost.
Tokiko and Yama endlessly shitposted back when we had no janitorial staff to speak of.

>The stuff that is actual spam, stuff like the niggy-teir actual spam that is made just to piss off the janitor wouldn't be here.
Well, yes, because you're doing most of that, and you'd stop. Maybe. You probably wouldn't, though, because the moderators would keep deleting your anime and manga threads and you'd still keep demolishing the whole board in response.

>> No.11616876,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,28
>/jp/ use to do self-moderation just fine.
Yeah, back before "mindlessly shitpost at people until they go away" became the default response to anything you didn't like, no matter how inconsequential.

>the moderation back in 2008/2009 was people spamming threads they disliked with bots cause captcha didn't exist.
This was an exceptional response.

>> No.11616876,31 [INTERNAL] 

i'm not here to talk about what /jp/ was like before you were even at the board. every janitor with a persona is a shit lunatic. the only time the board has been good is when the janitor isn't a subhuman who spends all day f5'in deleting everything they dislike with a vendetta on a power trip.

even with /b/ raids and bots spamming with out captcha the board was better than any period when that lunatic aoc became the first janitor persona.

>> No.11616876,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,27
Too bad that 2011 is there to prove that no, even if there was just enough moderation to take care of the pages-wiping spam, the board would be just as bad under the control of the shitposters forcing gloryholes and truNEET only.
I agree that a cooldown of moderation would be good and it would perhaps stop hurting so many innocent posters, but with things as they are I can't foresee it in the near future. 90% thread deletion rate, that's absurd but it's what the board turns into when 85% of all new threads are spammy shit.

>>11616876,28
>No experience, no history
I don't need any credentials. Post should stand on its own.

>> No.11616876,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,31
I was there. The reason the board was better then was because it didn't have as many retards completely insistent on completely destroying every thread they didn't like, unless the OP proved to be a complete fucking retard.

>> No.11616876,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,30
>Yeah, back before "mindlessly shitpost at people until they go away" became the default response

But the default response was always such. You merely decided to brush it off as an "exceptional response" once you realized people were talking about 08/09 and you're too proud to even rewrite everything you had written before that realization.

>>11616876,25
>When you realize that, that 90% of the deleted threads are meant to be just part of an attrition war

You're either new, a paranoid janitor or an ass kisser.

>> No.11616876,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,34
>But the default response was always such. You merely decided to brush it off as an "exceptional response"
The "exceptional response" was bot spam, and the mindless endless shitposting was something that started in 2011. It's not like people didn't tell each other to fuck off all the time but they didn't single-handedly shitpost threads to death unless OP proved exceptionally retarded.

>> No.11616876,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,33
nah, you obviously weren't the average age of the kids on /jp/ was actually 15 back in 2008. now at least it's like 18 or so. trip code users every other post and constant people from other boards without any sense of real /jp/ identity. any time one the skiddies like jones was upset suddenly the thread had 100 images of random shit. they didn't even have the presence of mind to sage either.

>> No.11616876,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,36
But it didn't happen to a majority or even a significant minority of the threads. Every day tons of shitty threads were made that people posted normally in, or just ignored until they died and only a small few of them would get the spam treatment.

>> No.11616876,38 [INTERNAL] 

/ghost/ - Janny Defence Force HQ

Is there nowhere safe from this cunt and his cronies? Thank you based shitposters for leading the way. One day we'll bring back the good old days together..... ;_;

>> No.11616876,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,38
this is what happens when you retards crosslink warosu on foolz and /a/

don't tell me you didn't see this coming

>> No.11616876,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,39
I've never linked anything on foolz and I don't think I've posted on /a/ in years, if at all

>> No.11616876,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,38
warosu is lost cause since late 2012.

>> No.11616876,42 [INTERNAL] 

Early jp worked fine not because we didn't have moderation, but because the contributors outweighted the shitposters. Moderation or lack of had nothing to do with it.

You guys like to believe that there's a plethora of good posters being kept out of jp by the moderation but I'd like to see where is the evidence for that.

If the kind of people that use warosu, ota and what are indications of what we will get once we open the floodgates, you guys have no case.

>> No.11616876,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,40
then i wasnt talking to you then was i you fucking dumb shit retart dont be a smartass

>> No.11616876,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,42
could you be any more self-righteous you pathetic retard?

>> No.11616876,45 [INTERNAL] 

oh man I slept through this thread

2011 wasn't that bad kids

>> No.11616876,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,44
He mad.
Mad on warosu.
Keks.

>> No.11616876,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,42
This is really flawed. Making shitposts doesn't mean you can't make goodposts. Give some other people credit, stuff like this just sounds really self-important.

>> No.11616876,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,42
you're totally wrong and not even from that period so shut the fuck up.

the mantra from 2008-2010 - "filtered" & self-moderation
schizophrenic samefag spammed by janitor from 2011-2013 - i'm a good janny and without me /jp/ wouldn't exist! LOVE ME PLASE MY MOMMY DOESNT. i'm an ugly loser please like my oc persona called "meido"!

>> No.11616876,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,48
The meido OC is from 2009.

>> No.11616876,50 [INTERNAL] 

nah, wrong. /jp/ never had oc real "meido" threads until that lunatic aoc started spamming them while deleting half the board and samefagging worse than the most schizophrenic shitposter.

>> No.11616876,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,50
Most of it was posted in 2010 but the meido character was invented in 2009. But in either case I still don't see how you can get 2011-2013 from it.

>> No.11616876,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,47
If what's keeping good posters from shitposting is the moderation, they are shitposters.

You are what you do, not what you think you are. This kind of mentality is the bane of this shitty generation. You accuse me of being self righteous but oh if you could actually detect that irony here...

>> No.11616876,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,51
cause you weren't even around from 2011 apparently i'll explain it for you.

anonymous of canada/columbia became janitor in 2011 and he was the person who's "MEIDO". before that it was just a cute character that shows how lazy the janitors were. all the pictures were of her sleeping while /jp/ got raided by /b/ and she never woke up. then that schizoid took the persona as his identity and spammed it like crazy making "praise janitor threads/meido threads" as he ruined the board until he had a mental breakdown and realized how much of a degenerate loser he was.

someday you'll have that sudden feeling of enlightenment. "wow, i'm such a fucking loser. why did i spend so many hours on /jp/ in my own little fantasy world? i've got nothing to show for it but shame cause i'm the only person who supports me"

>> No.11616876,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,52
moderation is keeping shitposters from goodposting.

>> No.11616876,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,53
Anonymous of Colombia resigned his janitor position at the end of 2010.

>> No.11616876,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,55
Colombia isn't that in Mexico? Jesus Christ I can't believe everyone gloried a fat, lazy Mexican

>> No.11616876,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,55
i don't even care to try and remember the correct date. so 2010 or 2011? i don't give a damn. whenever that loser was the janitor. just down a year down from what i said previously then.

>> No.11616876,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,54
No, you're just a shitty person deluding yourself it's the system keeping you from becoming a decent person.

>> No.11616876,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,57
You expect to be taken seriously when you can't even use the fucking archive to pretend you're an oldfag?

How do shitbags like you even find theur way into /jp/?

>> No.11616876,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,59
if you weren't so new to 4chan and /jp/ then you wouldn't really give a shit about being a year off. you think i write this crap on my fucking calendar idiot? i don't even want to remember you exist if possible. whenever that fucking puddi shit happened.

>> No.11616876,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,60
Not only you owned yourself, now you're mad about it.

I don't take pride in being an oldfag, but then I'm not the one making shit up for warosu cred. You're a failure, you can't even use the archive for your roleplaying, what the hell dude, with failure like this the only way to win is not to play.

>> No.11616876,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,61
funny post, you're such a petty person it's great to talk you. your entire life is just banal stupid shit isn't it? you think i take pride in arguing with a lowlife like you or aoc? it's actually embarrassing to think that 3 years ago i wasted time arguing with that schizoid and now i'm here 3 years later arguing with the new schizoid janitor.

word of advice out of kindness for the good laugh i got from your post. instead of trying to remember stupid shit on 4chan use that energy to remember something worthwhile. maybe you can use it to learn japanese so you don't need to waste your time google translating insults about you

googling 4chan+puddi is easier than using this shit archive to search for it too

>> No.11616876,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,62
>accuses me of wasting my time with worthless shit
>spends his time on warosu complaining about the janitor and getting into internet fights

Why are people like you allowed to live?

>> No.11616876,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,63
I'm done arguing with you kid, fuck off.

>> No.11616876,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,64
Owning mongoloids like you is my only joy on warosu.

Stay mad, dude.

>> No.11616876,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,63
>>11616876,64
>greentext
laughing at you and thinking about how aoc became suicidal when moot trolled him with puddi gave me an endorphin rush. it's too bad i won't be around to see you break too.

>> No.11616876,67 [INTERNAL] 

>it's too bad i won't be around to see you break too.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass, it's already too blasted as it is.

See ya dood :)

>> No.11616876,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,67
you're so daft. i only came for a visit from the start. you've got nothing to do with my plans.

>> No.11616876,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,68
>S-stupid anon, I keep replying to you b-but it's not like I care about you or anything! Geez! You baka!

That was actually cute...

>> No.11616876,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,64
>>11616876,67
>>11616876,69
[b][i][u]STEAMED AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Janny says to leave
24/7 mad he gots to steam
But I shit on his face

~ Me.

>> No.11616876,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,70
Did you quote yourself to try to cover up your ownage or did you just fucking failed again?

>> No.11617463

My haiku~~

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>> No.11617472

I have work to do
I just wish to be alone
Return to /jp/

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>>11616843
>>11616850
>>11616867

>(5 syllables)
>(7 syllables)
>(5 syllables)

You sure about that dude?

Maybe the machine is wrong, try spelling out the words syllabically just to be safe; ``For ex-am-ple''

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banzai bakas softly make haiku
kami sama cries "gaijin kun a baka"
the nips drink sake now

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>>11617506

>> No.11617521,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521
>>11617506
having my post unjustly deleted dampened my creative talent and caused this mistake.

taking bets on if janny leaves these to "own" or lets me win by having my haiku shown in this thread. even if it's shown as my mistake having it there is enough :)

>> No.11617521,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521,1
I support you friend!

>> No.11617521,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11616876,57
So basically, whenever you say anything about dates, we shouldn't believe you because you don't actually give a shit about whether or not what you said was accurate.

>> No.11617521,4 [INTERNAL] 

You can't really try to school someone on board history and then mess up every single detail. There's no need to be embarrassed about not being here since 08, but at least own up to it. That way it won't be so pathetic when you post your delusional revisionist history of /jp/.

Go ahead and say that you arrived way after meido was a concept and that you can't remember a time before 2011. It's alright, your opinion is just as valid as anyone else.

>> No.11617521,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521,4
you wrote all that shit, but missed something really small. nothing i said was wrong besides being off a year.

try and dispute anonymous of canada/colombia being the first actual person to take the title of "meido" seriously, use it as his persona, and praise himself/make meido threads, and the rest of what i said.

really try moron. the only thing that was off was the date fucking idiot. if you were around that time then this wouldn't even be on your mind.

the only reason why you're stuck on me messing up the year is cause you can't even touch on the other points i made. this is your way to try and argue with me, but it's just showing your stupidity.


>>11617521,3
sure? why not. was it autumn 2010 or 2011 when a person quit being janitor on a has-been website? let me write this down and keep close to my heart. cause really, this is what i want to remember forever.

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>>11617521

AP tested, stylebook approved

>> No.11617521,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521,4
>every single detail
>only point out the date is wrong

gee you sure told that shitposter!

>> No.11617787,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521,5
>try and dispute anonymous of canada/colombia being the first actual person to take the title of "meido" seriously
A lot of people then called the /jp/ janitor meido, and that meido happened to be AoC at the time. Which is why it became his persona. I don't see how he took it more seriously than anyone else. As for the "anonymously made a whole bunch of meido threads praising himself," you don't have any more evidence for that now than you did back then.

>if you were around that time then this wouldn't even be on your mind.
It was on my mind and it astounds me that you could get it off by a year. If I told you that the /jp/ janitor had been called meido starting in 2008 and AoC became a janitor at the beginning of 2009 you'd call me a retard, even that's also only off-by-one.

>cause really, this is what i want to remember forever.
If you're just going to be wrong all the fucking time you might as well not bother arguing. In any case, there's simply no way anybody can seriously claim that "look at me I'm meido" is a 2011-2013 thing.

>> No.11617787,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617521,6
woah, nice reply dude! you showed me. way to prove my point you're a little moron who can't even dispute what i said. this is just your way to try fight back cause you're too brainless to do it another way.

someday, probably never though, you'll gain sanity. then you'll understand how unimportant it is to remember the correct year events happened on 4chan of all places are. was it 20xx or 20xx? i care so little i wouldn't even mind if i forgot 4chan existed entirely.

>> No.11617787,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617787,2
I'm not the guy you're talking to. I'm only enjoying your trainwreck from afar and throwing one or another remark as you make your situation even worse.

>> No.11617787,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617787,1
him apologizing for allowing the meido threads, admitting he ruined /jp/ with his over zealous behavior, all the pictures with information linking his pictures to posts and on and on wasn't evidence? well, you're free to believe whatever delusions you want.

>A lot of people then called the /jp/ janitor meido
yeah and? they did before he was the janitor. he became the janitor in 2010 and like the earlier post said it existed before him. never before aoc had there been a janitor who deleted half the board but left up threads called "meido thread" and never before him was there a cult following of the janitor.


it's simple. before aoc janitors barely did shit. people used filters cause no janitor babysat the board in a lunacy fits.

for your autism i'll correct what i said earlier

>"look at me I'm meido" is a 2010-2013 thing.

you happy now autist? if you want to say that the aoc meido cult existed before aoc made it then we're done. no reason to exchange words with somebody writing fantasy stories.

>> No.11617787,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617787,4
He allowed the threads, but that doesn't mean he made them. People can and do praise the janitor without being the janitor themselves, even if you refuse to entertain the possibility. While it's retarded for him to leave up threads where people are praising a character which represents himself, he left up Cornelia-tan threads also, because they were "/jp/ character and OC" threads.

>it's simple. before aoc janitors barely did shit.
They did a lot less, yes.

>you happy now autist?
Not particularly. The meido cult existed for a little while in 2011 but only in the remember-back-when-we-had-a-janitor-and-/jp/-wasn't-shitty sense. Then it was shitposted out of existence and replaced by NSJ and janishit and janny. Nobody has referred to AoC (or any present janitor) as meido in years.

>> No.11617787,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617787,5
Which is to say, the "meido cult" is a 2010-2011 thing at most.

>> No.11617855 [DELETED] 

I really have to shit
Madoka a shit
Toilet is the thread

>> No.11617855,1 [INTERNAL] 

>He allowed the threads, but that doesn't mean he made them
yes, you're right. it doesn't mean it made them all. however, he DID make a number of them, especially the ones that turned into 300 post meta discussions about how awful he where he astroturfed. i don't even know why you're mentioning cornelia and seemingly trying to allude to aoc somehow not being the worst thing to jp ever? he even admitted so.


>2010-2013"look at me I'm meido"
these words are poking at the fact since aoc /jp/ has had janitors with egos looking for attention. namely, aoc>nsj>whatever. before aoc the janitors weren't egotistical schizoids who astroturfed trying to act as martyrs. all the janitors with personas since him thought "without me jp wouldn't even exist!!!!!"

>> No.11617855,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,1
>however, he DID make a number of them, especially the ones that turned into 300 post meta discussions about how awful he where he astroturfed.
Tons of threads become metadiscussions about how the janitor was or wasn't a retard, AoC-created or not. I don't doubt he argued for himself a few times but as you've said, he had a cult of people ready to do that shit for him.

>i don't even know why you're mentioning cornelia
I meant the OC character Cornelia-tan. Threads for her got left up the same as they did for meido; at the time they were just board OCs and we didn't know the janitor was AoC and insane.

>he even admitted so.
He admitted he made a bunch of mistakes but he hardly admitted to that.

>> No.11617855,3 [INTERNAL] 

I like AoC.

>> No.11617855,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,2
listen, taking about aoc is old and busted. i'm done with that, okay.

i never meant every janitor from whatever to whenever was actually called meido. my point was they all wanted attention after they saw how much aoc got. in a similar sense to "look at me i'm a girl!"

>> No.11617855,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,4
I'm pretty sure most janitors after AoC tried not to draw attention to themselves because it was vastly negative. The new personas were mostly created by users who thought they were retards.

They probably thought of themselves as "proudly fighting the shitposters" but I never saw them actively go out of their way to promote their character.

>> No.11617855,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,5
That sure is exactly what's happening in the original contents recently. The janitor isn't manipulating the flow of content creation. At all.

I'm being sarcastic btw.

>> No.11617855,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,6
Right, so he is.

That's bad, I guess.

>> No.11617855,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,6
I'm sure the escalation in Janny OC lately is due to the return of the virus vn artist. Unless you think he is the Janny...

>> No.11617855,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617855,8
Any evidence that he's not?

Checkmate

>> No.11617855,10 [INTERNAL] 

bumping so everybody can see the trevski getting rekt in multiple holes

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