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Post pictures you want translated here.

>> No.11607772 [SPOILER] 
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>>11607756

>> No.11607775

Aah!
Big sister's black tights!
They're giving off a really amazing scent!

>> No.11607776
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>> No.11607777

>>11607772
That's already in English you dumbass

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>>11607777
He wants it translated to japanese, you dumbass

>> No.11607786

>>11607775
I know I was offering.

>>11607776
Eh? What was that?

>>11607783
Strawberry cream bread.

>> No.11607790

>>11607788
Thanks for your epic american english translation.

>> No.11607787

>>11607756
what, you think we're weebs or something?

don't make me wwwwwww

>> No.11607788

>>11607776
Huh?
What the hell is that?

>> No.11607789

>>11607783
That Strawberry Cream Bread is too lewd.

>> No.11607794

>>11607772
/jp/から失せれろ!

>> No.11607793

>>11607783
where did u get a pic of that bread i fuked last nite? lol

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>> No.11607796

>>11607780
What does this one say? Something about a horse's hair?

>> No.11607798

>>11607780
That's it, big brother.

>> No.11607800

>>11607790
なんじゃmeans the translation needs to be 'jived up' a smidgeon.

By all means, remove the subtlety and 'translate' it as "What's that?"

>> No.11607802

>>11607800
Says the guy who ignored な

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>> No.11607808

>>11607802
Huh? The... the fuck is that?

>> No.11607813

translate >>11604644 onegai

>> No.11607812

>>11607805
First panel is too hard...

The rest is easy with my limited weeb skills:

Sniff sniff sniff

Amongst animals of the dog species, sniffing each other's butts is a form of communication!

Hey! Sniff it!

>> No.11607815

>>11607812
There's a rumour that in this bamboo grove a Japanese wolf has been known to appear....

>> No.11607816

>>11607812
>Hey! Sniff it!
Don't mind if I do!

>> No.11607817

>>11607813
How does this natto (fermented soy beans) bath feel?

Uuuu!

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trans
late
it
weebs

>> No.11607831

>>37725038
weebs plsssss

>> No.11607834

>>11607831
>>11600919

>> No.11607838

>>11607827
Rice balls taste especially good after exercise.

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>> No.11607840

>>11607756
Oh~~
sis's black thigh-highs...
Really smell good~~

>> No.11607841

>>11607815
You missed the wolf being 絶滅したはず ("presumed extinct").

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Do it, weebs.

>> No.11607845

>>11607838
Thank you

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>> No.11607850

>>11607829
This curry rice is really delicious!
It tastes really good!
Will Sonata become my attendant?
I want to eat Sonata's cooking every day!

>> No.11607851 [DELETED] 

>>11607829
This food called curry and rice is pretty delicous!
Tastes good!

Alright, why don't you become my attendant?
I want to eat your food even every day.

>> No.11607854

>>11607839
It's pretty hot recently, huh?
That's why I'm going to spray you with water!

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>>11607812
>>11607815
Thanks.

>> No.11607857

>>11607846
bait desu

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>>11607850
>Sonata

>> No.11607859

>>11607857
thank you very much

>> No.11607861

>>11607858
Shut up I'm doing my best.

>> No.11607863
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Onegai

>> No.11607865

>>11600919
weeb plssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.11607866

>>11607861
I'm sure Sonata is trying your best, yeah.

>> No.11607874

>訳せれば私はホモですよ
Translate it weebs.

>> No.11607879

>>11607842
Concentrate!
*slap*
"Namusa" (*1)

(*1) 南無三(Namusan) is used to express a strong emotion, originated from Buddhism.

>> No.11607888

>>11607874

If you translate, <>>11607874> is a homosexual.

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weeb pls translate faster

>> No.11607890

>>11607879
Cute!

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>>11607893

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>>11607865
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbsssssss plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.11607903

>>11607865
My name is I-19, but you can call me I .. iku i, iku!

TL note: "iku" can also mean to orgasm, to enter the stage of sexual activity when sexual pleasure is the strongest. English word order ruins the whole thing.

>> No.11607906

>>11607865
Nice to meet you. I'm I-.. 19. (*1)

"I..Iku" ( C-cum. 'I' here pronounces 'e')
"I... " (cum)

I'll cum!!

You can call me Iku.

(*1) A model number of a submarine?
The number 19 can be pronounced "I ku (E-ku)". い as "い"ち。

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>>11607903
>>11607906
arigatou gozaimashita weebs

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>>11607910
arigatou gozaimashita weebs

>> No.11607916

>>11607893
ne ne ne, no ni ga nig sona konaide

>> No.11607941

welp /jp/, I know it's not a picture, but I've tried Google translate and Bing translate to try and find out the password for these two links on a Japanese imageboard, but so far no luck. Either the guy hasn't posted the password (at which point I'd wonder why he would post the links publicly) or Google/Bing translate just can't translate it.

So, I know this is a long shot, but does the poster called トキミツ post a password for the links at all in this thread, and if so, what is it/are they?:
http://ぶっかけ板.net/16/imgboard.php?res=218

pls ;_;

>> No.11607951

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39381074

Please.

>> No.11608000

>>11607891
Just because I love Yukari-sama....

The one I love is Ran-sama,
but the one who feels good is my mother-in-law!

Sometime I'd like to eat Chicken and Egg Donburi!

Ah! Ran... I'm sorry... I'm sorry....


(The joke is that to eat oyakodonburi - chicken and egg rice bowl - is a reference to sleeping with both the mother and daughter: Yukari and Ran in this case)

>> No.11608028

>>11607951
A... a... you cummed again before I even put it in? I only rubbed a little. Can you not even withstand this little? *laughter* And you are breathing violently, clenching. You are more a dog than a vampire, sis. Yes, you are a dog.

Oh? Did I upset you? Well, of course; I did promise to fuck you if you could wait one week, but then you cummed before I even put it in ... I just rubbed it a little with my finger. This is hilarious. You are like a dog getting a treat. But now it is over; you have to wait one more week. If you secretly jerk off I will crush your dick, okay? Good luck, dog.

>> No.11608036

>>11608028
I love you.

>> No.11608049

>>11608036
It was so hot I just had to translate it.

>> No.11608052

>>11607941
i don't see any donwload links

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>you will never know the language of 日本

僕は死りたい。。。

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I know its probably going to be one of Aigis' lines from the end of P3, but Id really wan tto know which one

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>>11608058
その きもち。。。

>> No.11608071

>>11608064
This one says:
"That feeling is known, brother."

>> No.11608085

>>11608052
They're mediafire links, so ?aocoyy89yf8acco means mediafire.com/?aocoyy89yf8acco etc.

>> No.11608098

>>11608052
They're abbreviations of mediafire links

>>11608085
>>11607941
No, but it's easy to guess and should be obvious given the content. I'll give you a hint though. The site is called http://ぶっかけ板.net and the thread is about ぶっかけ. I wonder what the password could be.

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>>11608098
bukkake

>> No.11608118

>>11608061
cute sleeping face

>> No.11608121

>>11608098
>>11608103
I literally want to die right now
I tried every fucking variant of the site name and ぶっかけ but I didn't bother to try the English word
thank you /jp/

>> No.11608154 [DELETED] 

>>11607777
Whoa, didn't anyone notice this guy's sexy quads?

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>> No.11608204

>>11608165
Apologize at one, or I'll throttle harder.

S-sorr--y
Migarasu x 3 (*1)

(*1) Sound to express pain.

>> No.11608210

>>11607863
Female Shameimaru-cosplayer-sama.
Please... (let me do this)

(I don't go further than this.)

>> No.11608219

>>11608204
thanks

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>>11608118
Cool, thanks man.
Not an Aigis line, but close enough I guess.

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>> No.11608673

>>11608637
cyka

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>>11608637

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onegai weebs

>> No.11609252

>>11609240
Alice is poor

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>>11609252
Would you help out Alice and buy her a psp?

>> No.11609283

>>11609240
Dr. Mario...
Let's play monster hunter ze!

>> No.11609288

>>11608595
What is the second kanji from top to bottom in the right?

>> No.11609297

>>11608058
>死りたい

hahaha yeah you never will

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Please respond

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>> No.11609338

>>11607795
That was pretty funny, I wish I could understand it.

>> No.11609344

>>11608058
You can, anon, unless you're dying of terminal illness you'll be able to be proficient enough to read this kind of shit if you actually try.

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please

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I think Erica's saying "candy, candy"...

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From an art gallery in Curitiba, Brazil

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This is good or bad?

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>>11609403

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>>11609399
A note from the curator, just for reference and context.

>> No.11609409

>>11609392
Candy candy candy candy
Huh?
...there is no candy

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>>11608733
Get out of here Stalker.

>> No.11609414

>>11609392
>>11609409
What the hell is フンフフーン supposed to mean? It just sounds weird...

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>>11609408

>> No.11609427

>>11609418
genuis

>> No.11609427,1 [INTERNAL] 

An anime/manga borderline-NSFW translation request thread?

How the hell did OP ever get away with this one? Seriously, I am stunned.

>> No.11609427,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609427,1
The janitor doesn't read/speak Japanese, therefore it has to be his thread.

>> No.11609427,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609427,1
It's a pleasant thread with many benefits

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>>11609403
>>11609405
I wish I could make out with a Yukkuri

>> No.11609445,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609427,3
Then why isn't the janitor deleting it?

>> No.11609445,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609445,1
Good point

>> No.11609445,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609427,2
i know some of you warosunerds have to speak nip

1. find some random pixiv image not on a *booru yet
2. type a message on it to the janny in moonrunes
3. le ``??? - profit!'' meme goes here

>> No.11609445,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609427,3
Yeah for retards that need to be spoonfed, like the janishit.

>> No.11609445,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609445,4
See this thread for reference

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11520563

>> No.11609445,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609445,5
Umm... are you literally retarded?

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These 4 pics if you would be so kind.

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>> No.11609513

>>11609508
time to eat
nuku nuku

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>>11609513
Thank you very much.

>> No.11609519

>>11609512
gasa gasa

>> No.11609521

>>11609414
Maybe if you pronounce it like a retard. It's just humming.

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>> No.11609523

>>11609514
pa!
>>11609518
of course lunch is SWEETS+.
go to the mark!

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How many layers of rolled homogenous armour belonging to the antiNEET forces can anzu penetrate with her RPG?

>> No.11609533,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609445,6
seems like a clever shiteposting plan, whats the problem?

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if you could turn this into nip please, he has the heart of a samurai warrior

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>> No.11609550,1 [INTERNAL] 

Remember when mods had to step in to say translation request threads have no place in /jp/ and that all such threads should be reported and deleted?

Remember the hundreds of japanese translation request threads that have been deleted by the janitor until not too long ago?

Me neither!

>> No.11609550,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609550,1
Have you tried reporting the thread?
Of course you havent. You don't actually want to make /jp/ a better place, you just want to shitpost.

[b]REPORT IT, AND IT WILL GO AWAY.

>> No.11609559

>>11609550
kiss on the forehead
kiss on the cheek
kiss on the ear
kiss on the nape
kiss on the mouth
kiss on the back of the hand
kiss on the collarbone
kiss on the <censored>

>> No.11609559,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609550,2
nah

if janny approves then it's not going anywhere

>> No.11609559,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609550,2
The janitor has already seen and assessed the thread.

>> No.11609559,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609559,1
>This happens because I say it does.
I bet you often talk down anime/games/tv/movies/vns/anything you haven't actually done just because it makes you sound like you know what you're talking about.

>> No.11609559,4 [INTERNAL] 

I honestly don't mind the thread but what really rocks my horse is that of all the threads that get deleted, this one stays? Japanese films, toys, and lifestyle are too wapanese, but a translation request thread is the one that "slips under the radar"?

>> No.11609559,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609559,4
Probably because everybody latched onto it quickly without niggy shite and JANNY DELETE THIS :^) spam

Speaking of, wheres the "THIS THREAD WILL STAY UP BECAUSE I CALLED HIM OUT ON IT" autist? He'd have been stroking his dick over this one if he posted first.

>> No.11609559,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609559,5
Plenty of threads don't attract those posts but still get deleted.

>> No.11609559,7 [INTERNAL] 

Is this the new asspained /q/ general?

>> No.11609559,8 [INTERNAL] 

Can one of you Kancolle guys make threads for each individual Kancolle character?

>> No.11609705

>>11609405
>>11609408
>>11609445
Translate it you weeaboos

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>> No.11609705,1 [INTERNAL] 

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.11609752 [DELETED] 

>>11609703
NEET thread? This is...

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pls

>> No.11609794

>>11609782
How old I am?
How old do I look like?
16?
No, mou, don't make fun of me w
There's no way I am this young.
I'm a old lady.

I already have 20 years!

>> No.11609794,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609752
Uh oh, I hope I didn't get this guy banned! I just wanted to have a bit of fun.. (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

>> No.11609811

>>11609705
You didn't say the magic word.

>> No.11609811,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609794,1
Wow the janishit is seriously such a faggot, can't even take a little joke like that.

>> No.11609811,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609811,1
Since it didn't get deleted until it was translated, I wonder if that means that people could funpost with Japanese image macros without custodian-san catching on.. He'd better start learning before someone is clever enough to start doing something like that! (ノдヽ)

>> No.11609848
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>>11609794
thnks dude

>> No.11609855

>>11609848
"What are you looking at?"

>> No.11609857

>>11609794
holy shit that's bad.

>> No.11609857,1 [INTERNAL] 

somone put this on a 2hu image
ジャニー君は同性愛者である!

>> No.11609866

>>11609550
thats cute. sometimes i wish i was a cute girl with a cute lesbian gf, and we had no friends or anyone to support us besides eachother. we would share an apartment and work together at some cafe, then go home and make the purest form of love

>> No.11609880
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11609880

Is there some joke here?

>> No.11609883

>>11609866
Look at the rest of that artists work.

>> No.11609895 [DELETED] 
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what it say?

>> No.11609895,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609857,1
「ある」の使い方が間違いました、バカ外人さん。

>> No.11609901
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>>11609866

>> No.11609914

>>11607839
wheres her nose?

>> No.11609964 [SPOILER] 
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What's happening OP.

>> No.11609968

>>11609964
Marisa is a hentai

>> No.11610042

>>11609883
C-cute!

>> No.11610063

>>11609964
I still don't have it translated.

>> No.11610066

>>11607756
>>>/int/
>>>/lang/
>>>/a/

>> No.11610066,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609895,1
no its not retard
i highly doubt u even speak jap at any decent level

>> No.11610066,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609752
It's right to left, ya retoid.

>> No.11610242
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>> No.11610242,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11609550,1
Translation requests aren't being deleted for being translation requests. They're deleted for being off-topic. This one isn't. It's not hard to figure out, Anon-kun.

But I guess you're just jealous we're having fun on /jp/ while you're stuck here on Warosu.

>>11609559,4
I'm not sure what distorted image of moderation you have in your head, but no thread about Japanese films or toys ever gets deleted just for being about films or toys.

>> No.11610242,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,1
Did you really have to bump this?

>> No.11610242,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,1
Kill yourself back to /jp/.

>> No.11610242,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,2
No, I didn't, I could've put "sage" in the E-mail field. Why should I, though?

>> No.11610242,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,4
>Why should I, though?

lmao nice one retard

>> No.11610242,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,1
What is it about this translation request thread that makes it so wildly different from the thousands of others that were deleted?

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11129894
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11211309
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11592087
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11582266
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11606310
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11581476
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11556634
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11544914
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11451137
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11252768

Was it the K-On pussy-licking image? Or maybe it was the immediate Touhou (shit)reply? Please help me understand the mind of a demented and paranoid schizophrenic /jp/ janitor.

>> No.11610242,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,6
>spoonfeed me
>guys halp
>TRANSLATED IT WEEBS
>what is this extremely easy katakana
compared to
>lets translate shit for everybody
Even if it is just a thinly disguised request.

>> No.11610242,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,7
>spoonfeed me
>guys halp
>TRANSLATED IT WEEBS
>what is this extremely easy katakana
that sounds like this thread
OP just used more careful wording to troll the fuck out of the janitor

>> No.11610242,9 [INTERNAL] 

I can't believe this thread is really stirring shit up.

I translated one image and there's other people translating stuff too. I didn't even think this was a "spoonfeed me" thread.

Why do you guys do this?

>> No.11610242,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,9
Because the janitor is a bipolar nutcase that changes his mind about the rules on the hour.
Either delete every translation request thread as per the rules, or none of them. Cherry picking just pisses everybody off.

>> No.11610242,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610066,1
>ある
>ありじゃなくて
どんだけー!

>> No.11610242,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,10
It's not pissing off "everybody". Just you and your shitposting buddies.

>> No.11610242,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,10
are you frustrated?

>> No.11610242,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,10
Holy SHIT.
MAD DETECTED ON THE W

>> No.11610242,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,13
no, are you?

>> No.11610242,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,10
Chill out, holy shit.

>> No.11610242,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,6
All of those are either off-topic, rule breaking or have successfully served their purpose.

>>11129894
Likely a troll. Answered.
>>11211309
Off-topic - anime.
>>11592087
Furry.
>>11582266
Made by a known ban evader.
>>11606310
Spam.
>>11581476
Off-topic - mainstream music.
>>11556634
Seems fine. Answered.
>>11544914
Off-topic - mainstream manga. Answered.
>>11451137
Off-topic - mainstream game.
>>11252768
Seems fine. Answered.

>>11610242,9
Because they hate you and basically everyone else. I wish I was overblowing this.

>> No.11610242,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,12
Sorry for double post, but well said.

>> No.11610242,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,1
>no thread about Japanese films or toys ever gets deleted just for being about films or toys.

Please explain these:
>>11392566
>>11393155
>>11396827
>>11399940
>>11560293
>>11429213
>>11576347

>> No.11610242,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,19
I don't have to minutely explain every one of the moderation's decisions to you. In fact, you're probably just trying to stir up more drama, just like every other badposter on Warosu . I'm going back to have fun on real /jp/, bye.

>> No.11611010

>>11609914
Why do people always ask this? Does it bother them that much? It is a style choice for fuck sakes.

>> No.11611010,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,9
Literal autists who can't stand when things aren't exactly the same as always

>> No.11611124
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>> No.11611265

>>11611124
>they have a translation thing over the nani kanji

seriously? Im just a baka gaijin and even I know what that word is.

I still dont get why the japanese use that special kind of translation where they put up the little hiragana over their stuff. DO they not know how to pronounce it without the help of the hiragana over the kanji like that or what?

>> No.11611402

>>11611265
Although I'm a native speaker of japanese and I know almost all kanji used in daily life, it would sometimes help me.
All comics targeted at children have hiragana over kanji cause they're just learning it.

>> No.11611411

>>11611402
It's funny you don't know what "kana over kanji" is called.

>> No.11611413

>>11611265
>the nani kanji

It's not always pronounced "nani".

And besides, if you already do it, it makes no sense to drop it arbitrarily for certain words and characters. How should they decide, show the text to you and drop the ones you were able to read properly?

>> No.11611420

>>11611413
I dint mean to not mean having the translations over some words and not others. I was just wondering why they use them at all.

I guess I can understand if it was meant for little kids who are still learning. But I remember seeing stuff like this like in western films having those kinds of subtitles and said films would be directed to an older audience. Likewise for certain games with subtitles.

>It's not always pronounced "nani".

I guess that is what I forgot about. For some reason the same written kanji are pronounced differently if used in a sentence differently or the type of context that it's in or something.

I can understand english being fucked and having different pronunciations or meanings for the same word, but I lead to believe japanese was a more consistent language.

>> No.11611428

>>11611420
>I lead to believe japanese was a more consistent language.
You were led by a retard. Japanese is near the least consistent language in the world when it comes to consistent character pronunciation.

>> No.11611431

>>11611010
>Does it bother them that much?

It bothers me for sure. I get that noses aren't moe, but does it kill the artist to put a little dot there to represent a nose? That can't possibly be too much to expect.

>> No.11611439

>>11611411
It's called "furigana(振り仮名)"

>> No.11611486

>>11609705
>>11609445
Uu. I caught a cold.

Now, have you taken any medicine?
Let me explain!
The medicine is formulating inside my (Yukkuri Eirin's) body.
Nn….

>> No.11611817

>>11611265
>>11611402
>>11611411
>>11611413
>>11611420
>>11611428
>>11611439
so can you weebs please translate it.

>> No.11611833
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please respond

>> No.11611853 [DELETED] 
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>ctrl+f "the pleasure of"
0 results

>ctrl+f "my hips are mo"
0 results

wowowo

>> No.11611879 [DELETED] 
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>ctrl+f "sides"
0 results

>ctrl+f "feels"
0 results

wowowo

>> No.11611877 [DELETED] 

>>11611853
who are you qutoing?

>> No.11611880 [DELETED] 

is this the official f*n posting thread

>> No.11611882 [DELETED] 

>>11611853
Post the full image please.

>> No.11611886 [DELETED] 
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>>11611877
my past actions

>> No.11611888

>>11611124
>>11611817
>>11611817
Marisa: That feeling... I'm thinking perhaps it's the same thing that happened to our tools.
Reimu: But that should've already been solved?
Reimu: Right, little one?
Caption: Liliputian of the shining needle, Shinmyoumaru Sukuna.
Shinmyoumaru: Eh, what? Stop shaking.

God, I suck at this. Why don't you just wait for actual translation, with all the pages and proper editing and all that jazz. It never takes more than a few weeks, and two have already passed.

>> No.11612080

>>11611879
Please move yourself back to /v/.

>> No.11612658
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pls friends

>> No.11612658,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11610242,20
Please humor me.

>> No.11612733

>>11612658
I'm really happy you consider me your friend.

>> No.11613067

>>11612658
Yuuka: I'll pour the cabbage
Yukari: I'll leave it to you
Kogasa: What are they doing? (bewildered)

>> No.11613106

>>11613067
I don't get it.

>> No.11613111
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>> No.11613260

>>11613111
Tenryuu-san
Tenryuu: Night combat, ADVAAANCE!! (You shits! I'll beat you to death!)
Admiral: Let's not.
Tenryuu: Hah!? The fuck? You're retreating like this!?
Admiral: Look at yourself. Aren't you already falling apart?
Tenryuu: [This fucking guy...] *shaking*
Admiral: You're not listening, are you.

(I translated liberally, also my Japanese is shit, get a second opinion.)

>> No.11613314
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Thank you for your time.

>> No.11613336
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>> No.11613349
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>>11607782

>> No.11613404

>>11613314
Parsee: Listen carefully... Right now, all the couples in this town, I'm going to kill them.
1. ... understood.
2. Don't do something idiotic like that!

>> No.11613774
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>> No.11613823

>>11613774
missing a word bubble.

>> No.11613839
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>>11613823

>> No.11614243

translate >>11613895
onegai

>> No.11614265

>>11614243
The movie"その男凶暴につき" directed by Takeshi Kitano seems translated to Violent Cop.
So "この臭い、凶暴につき" should be "Violent Smell"

>> No.11614271

>>11608595
If you're going to play games (like sports), can you do it outside?

>>11609288
戯 ぎ  遊戯 sports

>> No.11614272

>>11613349
pls

>> No.11614274

>>11609300
Something to the effect of: "The event has finished with food. Thank you. Now, please purchase some books."

>> No.11614279

>>11609300
The event, ( i guess) refers to a doujinshi market.
"Ate up" indicates books assinged to the event were sold out.
So you should buy the book at the shop.

>> No.11614282
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11614282

tabigarasu's handwriting... it's like reading recipes written by doctors. Impossible to decipher.

>> No.11614288

>>11614282
ニパパァアアル
*サン*を付けろよデコスケ野郎ォ

1・あのー坂本さん
2・? どうした宮藤
3・
4・私たちどうなるんですかねェ!!
どうなうんだろうなァ ハッハッハ
   誰か助けてェ!!!!

>> No.11614298

>>11611833
Oh, busy..busy
( You may not think so, but I'm really busy.
So what can I do? Please be short.)

... Okay, I see I see.
(.. what a minor business. You're really a crap.)

>> No.11614318

>>11614288
Are you a wizard?

That's still only barely legible, but I got the hang of it now. Thanks.

>> No.11614320

http://exhentai.org/g/60885/48ba68e4ed/

19-25 only please
i would love you forever

>> No.11614324

>>11614320
Make a bounty for it and you'll get the whole thing, typesetted and all.

>> No.11614331

>>11609964
"Pervert! Pervert!"
"Ow! Ahh! I'm sorry!"
"I didn't know that you were such a pervert, Marisa. I'll spank you until you're cured! Now restrain yourself!"

>> No.11614330

>>11614324
i'm really only interested in those pages, i'm sure someone else would appreciate the entire thing though

it is just the only foot fetish material of my waifu there is

>> No.11614335
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>> No.11614360

>>11614335
But it's already translated.

>> No.11614382

>>11614330
post your email, ill translate the entire thing

>> No.11614386
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Preview

>> No.11614428

>>11614382

>> No.11614433

>>11614382
>>11614428
Please upload it to sadpanda when done. Thanks in advance.

>> No.11614457

bless you, /jp/

>> No.11614458 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.11614462
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these two please

>> No.11614464

>>11614433
Give me a few days/weeks

>> No.11614492

>>11614320
p.19
He he.. Master's looks so painful.What do you want me to do?

.. lease... ru..

What? I don't know what to do if you don't ask me properly.

Ugg..

>> No.11614494

>>11614492
Wow, does Google Translate have OCR capabilities these days?

>> No.11614524

>>11614272
I'm too lazy to translate the dialogue, but I guess I can at least inform you it's just a retelling of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Happy_Prince with Touhous.

>> No.11614761

>>11614386
Pretty please?

>> No.11615101
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>> No.11615101,1 [INTERNAL] 

How is this thread still not deleted? There's even people talking about exhentai shit and making e-transactions through it.

Anyone remember the exact wording the mod used when referencing translation requests are not /jp/ material?

>> No.11615101,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615101,1
You mean ``/jp/ is not your personal translation service''?

>> No.11615101,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615101,2
That can do too, thank you. I mean an earlier statement, though.

>> No.11616091

>>11614324
how do you make those.

>> No.11616268

>>11616091
On e-hentai, you need an account.

>> No.11616754
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>> No.11616784 [DELETED] 
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translate it weebs

>> No.11616809 [DELETED] 

>>11616754
You were seeing my panties hanging in my room last night, weren't you?
My my..that was so obvious. I'm willing to show you them anythime you like. They're just panties.

- JK around 3-year-older than you.
- sort of a gal.
(But she's fairly steady)
- Attract to you aggressively.

BUT VIRGIN.

>> No.11616811

>>11616754
You were seeing my panties hanging in my room last night, weren't you?
My my..that was so obvious. I'm willing to show you them anythime you like. They're just panties.

- JK around 3-year-older than you.
- sort of a gal.
(But she's fairly steady)
- Attract you aggressively.

BUT VIRGIN

>> No.11616825

>>11615101
"Awake, sexual-harrasment-old woman.
Don't you see Sanae is resisting."

"Suwako, may I run over them again?"

"Approve."

"Ha.. Hakurei-sa~~n..."

>> No.11616839
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11616839

Weebs, onegaishimasu.

>> No.11616846

>>11616839
ARE THOSE FLYING DIAPERS

>> No.11616857

>>11616839
What game is this

>> No.11616899

>>11616839
i thought homuha is oc...

>> No.11616901 [DELETED] 

>>11616899
You thought wrong

>> No.11616905

lelling hard

>> No.11616906

The older this thread gets, the stranger or funnier the OP's image looks, I feel..

>> No.11616908

>>11616839
Is this a 3D? So impressed.

>> No.11616911

>>11613839
>>11610242
pls.

>> No.11617090

>>11614386
Bumping that one for the last time. Don't want to clog the thread for just one picture.

>> No.11617097

>>11617090
Perhaps you should post the whole preview instead of just one page.

>> No.11617118

>>11610242
- unyu, I'm hungry
- where does your poison come from?
- what the fuck?
- your ass?
- wut?
- kisume, help me!

>> No.11617178

>>11613839
Need the previous panel to be exact.

>> No.11617180

>>11617178
uhm.

http://exhentai.org/s/a785f4c076/517642-16

>> No.11617182
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>>11610242
His art is growing on me. It looks endearing and cute.

>> No.11617328
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Please

>> No.11617695

>>11610242
how is kisume moving.

>> No.11617698

>>11617695
magic

>> No.11617725

>>11617328
something like "eeh.. if it's not a gorgeous ball I don't want to"

go and try to catch serenas again!

>> No.11617745

>>11616857
装甲悪鬼村正

>> No.11617832
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>> No.11618024

>>11616839
"God has given me the power of kings. To turn back on me is to turn back on god himself, and will be punished as such. Okay! Disobedience will obviously have consequences. Lets give these mongrels what they deserve!"

>> No.11618188

>>11617725
So she's saying to the viewer that he should fuck off if he doesn't catch stuff with gorgeous balls?

>> No.11618196
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>> No.11618329

>>11613839
Ngg. That Okuu..!

"You're a pro, right? Oh? Isn't it that you don't know cause of the problem?"

(You're doing like this,) then I'll..

>> No.11618597

someday a graceful saint will translate http://exhentai.org/g/500756/06ab1296aa/

>> No.11618603
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>> No.11618657
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Please!

>> No.11618675
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>> No.11618873

CGRascal could do a better job any day of the week but I've tried my best.

>>11618657
Satori: Hey... I've been thinking it over, Okuu.
Satori: What have you been thinking this whole time? What exactly is it that you want?
Utsuho: I...
Utsuho: I decided! That even in the depths of the earth, I want everyone to be able to see that shining sun!!
Suwako: Well said!!

>> No.11618884
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>> No.11619185

>>11618675
Sanae Days (A pun on Sunny Days)

Is there something you want to eat for your birthday?

I'll let you eat something you've never eaten before

(French cuisine)

(The taste of memory)
Hey, on this exact seat I once said "I love you"

>> No.11619749

>>11618603
What's wrong. ...is this door stuck?

It doesn't matter if this door is stuck. I don't open for Tear.

>> No.11620000
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>> No.11620591
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I'm extremely curious about that.

>> No.11620612
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>>11613404
Thank you!

>> No.11620685

>>11620591
K: It hurts!
E: You're naughty!
E: "Mokou, Mokou"
E: I'm the only one for you, understood? Kaguya...
K: Forg... Forgive me...

>> No.11620703

>>11618188
It looks like he wants to trade her a Xerneas but she won't accept it unless it's in a gorgeous ball (luxury ball), presumably because she catches all her pokemon in it, since she's holding one.

What a bitch.

>> No.11621171

>>11620685
Thank you.

>> No.11621205
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Don't need the whole thing translated just curious what this OBI strip generally refers to. Thank you very much /jp/.

>> No.11621653
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>> No.11621680

>>11620703
Damn. Well that makes it hotter, I guess.

Thanks.

>> No.11622577

>>11621205
IS THIS THE COSMIC SEED?

(The left side is in Chinese, a list of soundtrack CDs. The 35th is the one you have.)

>>11621653
t-thanks...

Oh, hey, don't move.. (small text) Sauce is on.

>> No.11622604

>>11620000
This doesn't count, does it!! *complain*

See. Too bad! You spoke again.

......!
One more battle.
Okay

.oO( She forgot being mad already *giggle* )

-SERIOUS-

---
Bonus(2)
Decorate this kiss shot with seals

>> No.11622657

>>11621653

This is has been translated on danbooru forever ago.

Why do you bother /jp/ with it?

>> No.11622659 [SPOILER] 
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Onegai /jp/-senpai!

>> No.11622668
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I wish to know

>> No.11622711

>>11622668
No one gave you chocolate, huh?

T-this is left over, so I'll give you...
You should appreicate it, you know?
*thump* *thump*

>> No.11622717
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Always wondered what was written.

>> No.11622736
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I would really appreciate it if possible.

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>>11622736

>> No.11623174

>>11622604
sank u.

>> No.11623942

>>11618597
Wow, this was pretty funny, actually, and the art is endearing. Not sure if I feel like I can translate it properly though, I don't even know how to typeset. Good luck!

>> No.11623962

>>11623942
it's the glory of Matsumoto Drill Kenkyuujo.

he has like one or two more touhou doujins of his that shamefully haven't been scanned yet.

>> No.11624100

>>11623942
After a year and a half of wait I'd take anything.

>> No.11624570

>>11622577

thank you very much!

>> No.11624583
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Translate~.

>> No.11624934
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Jaypee, please...

>> No.11625049

>>11624583
A-Alice...
Yes?

o-ohh.... that came out... *shudder*
My.my... You never change, Marisa-chan.. *giggle*

Again... you should be punished...
Y..yes.. *gasp*

>> No.11625091

>>11624934
"So you want to join Team Galactic?"
"No Faggots allowed"
"Go back to /vp/ Anon"

>> No.11625094

>>11624934
One-san is happy you came here again.
It seems you really liked the touch of these tights and our smell.

Obedient, pretty boy..
If you join the Ginga group, we'll make you feel much better.....v

>> No.11625187

>>11623942
Get someone to do it instead then.

>> No.11625202

>>11607805
Is Momiji saying "Jiyaya?" like Aya's "ayaya"? If so that's super cute

>> No.11625239

>>11622717
I pushed my ear on the wall, then had been monitoring all night.

You're such a pervert to do that, generally speaking..

>>11625202
I'm afraid "Jita bata" is a SE for wriggling.

>> No.11625276
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Please.

>> No.11625316

>>11625239
Awesome, thanks.

>> No.11625401
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>>11625276
It is a reference to a Final Fantasy enemy, the Mind Flayer. It says "Her brains were sucked out!"

I've got a challenging one. At my level of Japanese all I can tell is it's "something futanari girlfriend something old farm man something make an ahegao peace video letter something". Also it was really hard finding a work safe image that had the title prominently.

>> No.11625406

>>11625401
Mind flayer was made by Gygax, it's a D&D monster.

>> No.11625409

>>11625239
He's referring to じわわ…

>> No.11625410

>>11625401
Yeah but the line "のうみそを すいとられた!” is specifically from Final Fantasy. Sorry to confuse.

>> No.11625420

>>11625409
Oh.. Ji-wa-wa should be a sound of tears starting to well out.

>> No.11625443 [DELETED] 

>>11625401
My understanding.
--
(Possibly her parents) Believed ( that something bad would not happen), and let he futanari girl go ( to the farm).
But she got trained in the hentai manner by an uncle at the farm, and absorbed in that.
She finally sent an ahegao peace video...

-----
I first thought this game ran on DS Lite ( How is that allowed?) It was DLsite.

>> No.11625451

>>11625401
My understanding.
--
(Possibly her parents) Believed ( that something bad would not happen), and let the futanari girl go to a farm.
But she got trained in the hentai manner by an uncle at the farm, and absorbed in that.
She finally sent an ahegao peace video...
-----
I first thought this game ran on DS Lite ( How is that allowed?) It was DLsite.

>> No.11625495

>>11625451
Hmm. I'll give it one more try. It's good when translating to remember it's an NTR game.

"[How could it be/how terrible it is]That the futanari girlfriend you believed in would become completely absorbed in the old man at the farm's perverted training and then send you an ahegao peace video."

>> No.11625784

>>11625495
Oh, YOU were her boyfriend who sent her off.
Jesus Christ.... I guess they used some tools in the farm.

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>> No.11627913

>>11626642
H-hey, Alice.
Yes?

You despise me, don't you?
N-No I don't. What in the world were you doing?

Ah..that..hm.. *tremble*
Nothing... If you don't know.

Wow, Marisa.. so cute..
*shudder*
H..hmmm.

>> No.11628061
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I humbly request the unreasonable.

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>> No.11628128

>>11609408
>>11609418
>>11609399
Well actually its juat shit. Fuck modern art.

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Please,
and thank you for the last translation >>11618873 !

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>> No.11628411

>>11609403
Ngh.. Hoooo!!!
Byakuren's slaver is so tastyyyyyyy!!!
*slurrp slurrp*
Its smell is so strong my dick's gonna be diamondddddd.
Your tongue is slippery and hot....
GREAAAT!
*sniff sniff* *lick lick*
>>11609405
Alright!!
For a pet, it was great slaver.
I decided to slurp it everyday, OK?
You pet is not allowed to refuse.
Give up hope slowly!

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>> No.11628500
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>> No.11628503

>>11628500

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.11628552
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>>11628497

Beats me, but here's the full picture for context.

>> No.11628563

>>11628552
This picture is dangerous. This picture is way too dangerous.

>> No.11628664

>>11628497

I *think* the text on the sides says something along the lines of "Making a contract with this guy is BAD. Don't do it!" and the stuff at the top and bottom is generic boilerplate "This is a picture of a thing." stuff.

'best I can do.

>>11628563
No sane school would allow her to wear a top like that.

Even the female teachers would want to taste her skin.

>> No.11628708

>>11628503
Wouldn't surprise me, that girl is a reverse-pedophile.

>> No.11628714

>>11628166
(t/n: both of them are Gods in a myth.)

I saw my ex-husband that I left in my hometown.

↓'Yasaka tome no kami' (this is her name. Very special.)
↑'Takeminakata no kami' (the guy's name);

Square: "Tome-san! (*1)
You're Tome-san!"

Right:Didn't I tell you not to call me like that..
Left: It's been a while since I had this feeling last. *pityu-n* (*2)

(*1) 'Tome' in Yasaka *tome* no kami.
It sounds like a very old woman's name now.
(*2) *pityu-n* : SE for being shoot in Touhou?

>> No.11628766

>>11628157
When mom's business wasn't going well, I met your dad.
As I saw him time and again, I felt better and better.

And when I got full of life,

I married him.
"I want my pretty baby!!" I thought so.

And then, you were born.
Marriage! Marriage's amazing!

How did the marriage lead to my birth?
Aw... That's .... Oh it's late. Go to bed right away!

>> No.11628996

>>11608637
I can understand this but not Japanese, I picked the wrong language to learn. Life is pain.

>> No.11629167
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The bottle mainly, but if you're able to do the rest that's pretty awesome.

>>11608071
Are you a Hanar?

>> No.11629182

>>11629167

The bottle reads グリセリン(glycerin)。
双海 亜美(Futami Ami),
双海 真美(Futami Mami)

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>> No.11629200

>>11629182
Googled...
Glycerin is used for an enema. Now it's cleared.

>> No.11629241
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what is written on Kaguya's thigh, /jp/ ?

>> No.11629252

>>11629241
Those are numbers.

>> No.11629259

>>11629252
can you explained it more?

>> No.11629262

>>11629259

They're like tally marks. There are five strokes in the number 5, so someone makes a stroke every time they do something. Once five things are done, it completes the symbol

>> No.11629264

>>11629262
thx!

>> No.11629266

>>11629262
do what kind of things?

>> No.11629284
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>>11629241
When you wrote 正 正 下, you made 13 strokes. So it indicates 13.
Now look at the picture again. There are three 正s and one ー.
Implyaing she was used 16 times.

You must have seen this method in the anime episode where a class representative is elected or where they're deciding what to do in a cultural festival.

>> No.11629298

>>11629284
>she was used 16 times.
I don't get it

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>>11629298

>> No.11629514

good thread

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need help pls

>> No.11629667

someone make a new thread, this one hit bump limit.

>> No.11629982

>>11624934
pls give link

>> No.11630609

>>11629982
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1915665

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