/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would assume shitposters, in this day and age there really aren't any other kind of posters.

A quick reminder that while they may not have the internet, they do have BBSes, so the question is not purely hypothetical.

Reimu would be the meido
She would let yokai (shitposters) run rapid until Yukari (admin) would tell her to get off her ass and do something.

They wouldn't be able to figure out how to use a computer. They are pretty primal, you know.

I would like to have an online relationship with Okuu! I bet she would type really cutely.

Touhous shitpost and shit talk each-other in game.
They'd be right at home here on /jp/.

>Armpit threads
>Why is [Touhou] such a slut?
>Why am I such a perfect Touhou!

>>11606663
Utsuho would probably be a shitposter.
Yukari would basically post like moot, I think.

>>11606663
Lots of spelling mistakes and emotes.
She'll get banned a lot and not understand why. Then Rin would reset their modem and she'd continue to post like an idiot with no lesson learned because she'll probably think the ban screen are internet errors.

>>11606680
That's really cute! I bet her messages to you would be really lovey-dovey too. Full of little "<3" and things like that.

>>11606680
Rin would totally be a huge ban-evading FUNposter.

>>11606698
I think you mean ♡♥, she'll probably use a signature.
Like
(Nuclear Reactor symbol)!Caution! (Another one) - Yatagarasu Reuiji
At the end of all of her posts, so you would know it's her posting.

>>11606726
Okuu isn't really an attention whore though since she doesn't socialize that much outside of her family.

Ayayaya and Hatate would probably camwhore on places like /b/ and /soc/.

>>11606733
Well yeah she isn't an attention whore but she would probably act like a 10 year old girl on internet forums.

>>11606745
Would the FBI come after you for trying to trick Okuu into streaming naked videos of herself?

Miko would post on pol I bet.


Youkai cooperation is codeword for anti-human.

Suika - Grammar errors.

They'd be no different than people here, but more civil while fairies and lesser youkai are more obnoxious posters.

I imagine where some characters would post and how they act.

Reisen - /k/
Nitori - /g/ tripfag
Sanae - /m/ tripfag
Cirno - /b/s4s/ tripfag "The Strongest"
Akyuu, Motoori, Keine - /lit/
Mystia, Prismrivers, Tsukumos - /mu/
Raiko - /mu/ hipster
Kyouko - /mu/ pleb
Byakuren, Shou, Miko, Futo - /pol/
Eirin - /sci/
Kanako - /sci/, /pol/
Okuu - /sci/ idiot, /b/
Mokou - /fit/
Alice - /toy/
Aya, Hatate - /p/
Kogasa, Sekibanki, Rin - /x/
Yuuka - /an/
Eiki, Kasen - /adv/
Yuyuko - /ck/
Kaguya, Seiga, Seija - troll
Yukari - moot

Most would like to post on /trv/, /x/, /an/ and /b/.
/b/ and /s4s/ would be less cancerous but still annoying.
Human and youkai would get along here other than in /pol/, but they will treat underground youkai like Aussies.
/pol/ rampant with Moriya conspiracy, Buddhism vs Taoism while Shinto is more civil, and a bit of racism between human and different types of youkai.

Keine'd probably post on /int/.

>>11606758
She's an animal so it's okay.

>>11606767
Add Nazrin to trolls.
and Parsee would be shitposter.

>>11606794
Parsee wouldn't be a shitposter, she'd be an anti-normalfag who will derail threads by accusing anyone and everyone of being normies and being generally unlikable.
Wait

>>11606767
add tooey to trolls

>>11606798
Not to mention, she would be the type of shitposter who actualy floorshits and keeps around piss bottles.

>>11606767
Tenshi - /out/ or /soc/
Flan - /jp/

>>11606767
Yuuka would be more /out than /an/. I bet Wriggle would create insect threads on /an/ though.

>>11606767
Yuugi - /fit/
Suika - /b/ and /fit/ shitposter
Kasen - /pol/ and /fit/
Marisa - Ban-evading well known shitposting tripfag of all boards
Yamame - /x/
Kisume - /x/
Koishi - /x/
Eirin - /diy/ /fit/ /an/ /n/ /int/ /pol/ and probably some other boards

I think Marisa would be a shitposter.

Marisa seems like the kind of girl that lives in her own filth and pulls all-nighters in her underwear.

my ideal shitposting gang would consist of Kaguya, Sanae, and Suika. wch 2hu wud u bumrustle nerds with

>>11606846
I'd team shitpost with Yuyuko, Tenshi, Marisa, Flandre, and Suika.
Shit would be sweet.

>>11606767
>>11606828
I'm not really seeing Mokou on /fit/. but I'm seeing Kaguya and Mokou making console war threads on /v/ and /vr/.

Remilia - /pol/ and /x/
Patchouli - /tg/, /lit/, /mu/
Sakuya - /ck/
Yuyuko - /x/, /ck/
Satori - /an/, /g/
Koishi - Every thread, you just can't see her posts.

>>11606818
bully wriggle!

>>11606655
Would the youkai make posts about how the Jewkari is conspiring against them?

>>11606815
>>11606818
Oh right.
Most of Gensokyo would post on /out/, then.

I didn't know about /out/ before but it's the board where Gensokyo resident would like to post.

>>11606856
Mokou is described as health nut in one of print works.

Also, Meiling would likely to post on /a/ and /tv/ about Hokuto no Ken and kung fu movies.

And who would likely to post on /a/, /v/, /co/, /tv/ and /sp/?

>>11606698
>>11606726
If she really acted like that, I think I'd stop liking her and kill myself for living a delusion.

>>11606856
> Satori - /an/, /g/
I don't understand the purpose of your surprise box, nor I understand why Miss Satori would go on /g/, the land of epic memes and consumer electronics.

Momiji would post on /tg/

>>11606818
Wriggle would probably be a shit poster.

>>11606913
Chen is probably the type who play Pokemon and post on /vp/.

Cirno is also kind of stupid poster who sometimes derailed a thread because of her stupid post.