/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if my roommate is at home i pee in bottles

I shit on the floor last night and picked it up with napkins am i truNEET??

Anybody who's NEET and/or Hikikomori that's clean and doesn't have a piss bottle?

Just right in fuggin time I needed a place to NEET post.

>>11604360
When I was a shut-in I was way more hygienic than I am now.

>>11604360
I don't have piss bottles but I'm not clean

I want to learn how to drive and I dont want to be a shut in forever.

As you can see I have ambitious dreams.

>>11604360

About a year ago when I was going full hikki I started pissing in bottles instead of going to the bathroom but eventually started re-summoning the courage to walk to the toilet. I think every NEET goes thru a bottle-pissing stage, and some grow comfortable with it to keep doing it for a long time.

>>11604360
I shower every other day, but I haven't shaved in about a month.

>>11604376
Are you literally fucking retard? God damn piss out my ass

Is this the NEET thread?

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

*throws /jp/ on da floor XDDDD*

>>11604372
Don't worry, driving isn't very fun unless you live somewhere that is crowded. Even then its just ok

>>11604380
*tickles your ribs*

>>11604360
i'm toilet trained.

>>11604369
Was pissing in bottles when I stopped going to school around 12, started using a toilet around 16, now I am back to pissing in bottles. The cycle continues.

>>11604376
No, it's the apple juice thread.

>>11604388
Oh, ok. What's your favorite kind of Apple juice?

Cider season is just about over, too bad. It was good while it lasted!

Neet is truly the master race.

I hated every minute of my job.

money is a curse. relationships are a hassle.

i want to be paid to be neet, neets are not violent or harmful to society. neets just want to be left alone to pursue their dreams. if everyone were neet, there would be no war or famine.

the neet shall inherit the earth one day

>>11604391
>kind of Apple juice
I didn't even realize there were different kinds.

I'll just choose the ones inside bottles.

>>11604386
How the fuck can you keep pissing in jugs. Anytime I piss in a bottle I close it and never open it again.

It smells so bad after a while. Once I ran out of bottles and had to use a half empty one that I pissed in a while ago. When I opened it I almost threw up.

>>11604392
Amen to that brother.

>>11604376
I'll show you a neat thread
*whips out dick*

>>11604372
Driving on highways freaks me out. I hyper-ventilate and have a panic attack, especially with other traffic. If you put me on a highway where you don't have the option to pull over to the side of the road and there's a lot of traffic everyone in the car's going to die.

Ahhh, it's the weekend. I can finally be NEET for two days.

>>11604392
Even if you're self-loathing you're still a normalfag, you fucking normalfag.

>>11604393
There are as many apple juices as there are apples. Various blends produce different results. It must has slipped your mind, anybody would realize that Granny Smith juice would be much different from Japanese Fuji juice. The best flavor comes from a mixture, and the best mixtures are guarded Amish secrets!

I don't drink much apple juices myself outside of the cider season but man am I down every Autumn.

>>11604397
i use to recycle my piss jugs cause i got tired of having to throw them out. i'd dump the piss from the jugs into the toilet then reuse them later.

when the plastic got too corroded i'd throw them out and use new ones.

>>11604399
Liar, you fake normal!

If you were a true normal you would know that Monday is a holiday and you have a 3 day weekend.

Unless you live in some third world country that's not murica.

>>11604372
you know who to call

I never believed this crap about pissing in bottles until you started to show pics. This shit is fucking disgusting, why would anybody do this?

>>11604398
Have you ever driven the empty freeway in the middle of the night? Around 3 AM, in small quiet cities it's the best. Nothing is more relaxing. If you ever take a road trip, do your traveling through the night. There are no trucks or traffic jams only smooth asphalt. You get reduced lodging fees during the day, as well.

>>11604407
Can someone please explain the constant bullying of this weeb? Thxs

>>11604411
milk's new roommate

>>11604397
I used to have really bad sinuses and other nose problems so my sense of smell was non-existent til I was 16 when I got surgery correction. My sense of smell returned and it was only then that I realized how bad my room smelled and I smelled. Truly putrid. I'd rather go back to not having a sense of smell.

>>11604403
>It must has slipped your mind
Indeed it did, as I've only ever drank one type of apple juice in the past and never again.

What does Japanese Fuji Juice taste like? Who the hell is Granny Smith? Do you just buy different types of apple juice together into a cup and mix it?

This world filled with apples is too much for me, I don't think I'll ever be able to face the outside world like this.

Are any other NEETs planning to murder their families?

>>11604410
No I haven't.

The only thing I can think about while driving on a highway is just how easy it would be to crash the car and die a bloody death. For some reason most people don't think of it, but for me when I drive on a highway I am put under extreme pressure from knowing one small mistake could kill me or other people. I often lose focus a lot, and a couple seconds of losing focus could be a matter of death. This scares me.

People think I'm irrational for thinking that, but I don't understand why no one else doesn't feel the pressure of knowing how easily they could die in a car going that fast.

>>11604421
No. How do you plan on doing it?

>>11604397
The need to use a bottle is greater than the need to not smell piss. After a while it doesn't smell bad, really.

>>11604421

Contemplating rather than planning. And it's mostly just 1 person.

Seriously though, why would you murder your family?

>>11604427
What do you have to live for?

>>11604427
The speed isn't so fast really. It's a lot harder to to hurt yourself than you think with modern car safety. Sometimes I get that urge to veer into the other lane and smash some other car but that's a whole different problem.

>>11604421
I daydream about it a lot. Strangling my mother and then going to each room and cutting them to death with my sword or bludgeoning them with an iron bar. After that I don't know what I'd do, sometimes I daydream about cutting up their bodies and sealing them in 55 gallon drums and driving up into the mountains to bury them but it wouldn't do much good since I would obviously be the killer.

Most of the time I see myself taking their bodies into the garage and then just going about business as usual for a few days. Posting on /jp/, eating cereal, the usual. Then once their bodies start to rot I'll take my own life in my room.

>>11604430
They are a bother. I want to be left alone.

It would have to be discrete.

>>11604441
Would you rape your mom before or after you kill her?

Neets don't belong in /jp/.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/

>>11604441
Hmm. I would never take my own life. I wonder why people do that. A trial could be a lot of fun.

>>11604451
But then why are they here?

>>11604431
I enjoy engaging in various hobbies and things I like, being dead probably means I couldn't engage in those hobbies or those things anymore.

Main reason I don't want to die is basically a bunch of petty stuff built up into larger stuff. I want to watch more anime, masturbate more, I want to eat food I like, I want to hear music I like, I still want to talk on imageboards, I want to learn more about subjects I'm interested in, I want to have a girlfriend and have sex and have a kid, I want to experience an uncountable amount of little things in life, to put it bluntly I'm just not ready to die. Are you ready to die?

>>11604435
They have a word for that and it's called the destrudo effect. Same reason I don't ever want to own a gun. I'm afraid one day I might just decide to blow my brains out for no real reason at all.

But I don't know what you're talking about, a car going 60+mph crashing is probably going to kill you, if not consider yourself lucky.

I haven't driven in 7 or 8 years. I hate driving. It's stressful, dangerous and people are assholes. I can't even take it easy as a passenger but it beats having to drive.

Find someone who will drive you that doesn't ask for gas money. That is the way to go

>>11604443
She's not my type. Maybe I would cut open her belly and stick my hand in.

>>11604446
Trials aren't fun. Everyone yells at you for being a horrible person and you spend a year going in and out of court until they sentence you with a few life sentences. Then you get beaten and raped in prison which is basically a world of hyper normalfaggotry like a super high school. I'd rather peacefully take my own life in the comfort of my room alone than to hang myself with a bedsheet as blood drips from my asshole.

>>11604456
>>11604441
>le pretend psychopath time on /jp/

>>11604453
> a car going 60+mph crashing is probably going to kill you
Head on, yeah. Most accidents aren't head on. Most accidents don't result in deaths, and most accidents don't happen on highways. If you're in some rusty 90s civic you might have problems but modern cars have safety features that will stop all but the worst crashes. If you're so worried, you could drive a big truck and be the highway bully!

>>11604453
What's the point of doing all that if you're just going to be rotting in a hole afterwards?

The idea of dying a horrible death just for wanting to go somewhere is pretty depressing though. Just like that, you're gone, in a mangled mess on the side of the highway...

>>11604456
>a world of hyper normalfaggotry like a super high school.

You speak the truth. 99% of /jp/ would get eaten alive in an American prison. I'm giving 1% a chance of being insane enough to blend in with a macho hierarchy. The kind of person who would stab a cook for burning a pot of beans

>>11604462
>pretend
Someones never been a truNEET hehe.

>>11604462
It's a more common thing than you think
You think your parents didn't think about killing you as a child all the time?

>>11604463
You mean like swerving off the highway at 70mph into a tree?

>>11604466
Because they're nice to experience before that.

>>11604453
Being ready is the wrong word. If someone held a gun to my head and asked if I wanted to die I'd probably say no.
But if my life was about to end do to circumstances out of my control I wouldn't complain.

Sometimes I get scared of a painful violent death and it makes me want to end it in a peaceful way.

>>11604456
If you play your cards right it would be easy to stay out of a rape jail scenario. You just have to be crazy.

>>11604476
I guess but why bother? You'll still be in a cell for the rest of your life doing nothing. They don't get internet.

If I was to go to prison I'd probably request being put into solitary. You get no luxuries but at least you can be alone. It gives you the reputation of being a bitch and you become a target for everyone so if you go that route you better be certain it's what you want.

Since surviving in prison means you need to intermingle and befriend other prison groups it's safe to say any tru/jp/sie would be at a clear disadvantage.

>>11604476
Wouldn't /jp/ want to be raped, though?

I almost died a few days ago and it felt really nice. Then I didn't and it was sort of disappointing. I don't want to die or anything but it felt like such a relief at the time.

>>11604383
I see all you driving house-leavers in this thread. Please give me the courage to do things. I at least want to go to the store and be able to buy fruit. I am getting too old to be driven by my parents everywhere. Hear my prayers.

>>11604482
Can you tell us the details?

>>11604485
You already leave the house, that's the hard part.
Watch Drive a few times it'll give you the motivation.
The people that hate Driving are the ones that never get to Drive anything worth Driving. Get a fun to Drive car.

>>11604487
It is a hard thing to figure out. The best would to get away without going to prison. Make it look like an accident.

Poison would be good but not for so many people. It is hard to fake accidental group deaths.

>>11604482
I almost bled to death after a surgery, and it felt so peaceful.

Any fellow NEETs have any homeless living tips? I might be without a home in a month so I think I should start looking into that stuff.

>>11604453
Aren't you going to college? Why are you here, normie?
>"i want a gf so bad fml"

>>11604503
If you contact a community centers they can sometimes be guilted into paying for a place for you to stay a while. Food banks have plenty of food in suburbs. Stay away from big cities, they have resources but the competition is high. They're also used to you and don't give a damn. It's not as bad as you may expect.

>>11604505
No I'm not. I've probably been a NEET longer than you.

Yeah I want to have a gf and have sex. More specifically a girl that will just have casual sex with me once in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTmvnEI78Nc
this is my neet gf
we've had a lot of sex

>>11604510
>Yeah I want to have a bf and have sex. More specifically a man that will just have casual sex with me once in a while.

why don't you come out of the closest?

>/jp/ truNEET

>>11604510
Sex is gross. I don't even like to shake hands or hug people let alone press up against a sweaty naked body and have someone's tongue swirl around my mouth.

Makes me shudder a bit just thinking about it. I legit get queasy thinking about what it would be like to go down on a girl. Piss comes out there multiple times a day and I'm supposed to put my mouth on it?! WTF

So called "normies" are the weird ones, man. Not me

>>11604529
Kissing is gross but sex seems attractive. Hands must be way dirtier than a vagina, right? Kissing is a strange ritual.

My face when everyone in this thread gets banned

>>11604529
a girl took my kissing virginity when I was 18
it was disgusting and felt exactly as bad as you think

>>11604526
I'm about 10% gay, give or take.

>>11604529
>Piss comes out there multiple times a day and I'm supposed to put my mouth on it?! WTF

I know isn't hot to think about licking it?

>>11604532
I wouldn't lick anyone's hand either.

>>11604535
Hey everyone want to try something fun?

Just put #trevor in your name field and wait. It's kind of like a 4chan easter egg, like when you type in "do a barrel roll" to google.