/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The worst and fakest in fact.

>>11579547

But she's had a song published.

Milg :-DDDD

i want to put it in..

I love milk so fucking much. So fucking much.

Anzu butts and anuses?

#spilled_milg #warosu #netidol

Rin is better

What are neets always playing on they're psps?

also very musky

i kind of want to molest anzu

Anzu Futaba is asleep.

I want to take care of Anzu, and help her live her NEET lifestyle.
I'll go to work, come home and cook her a nice meal, then we'll go to sleep.

tru as the day is blu

>tfw Million Live characters get to be in the movie but not Cinderella Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-L-33EdHsw

>>11580506
sleep tite 4 da tired neet :)

>>11582098
What happened actually? Because they are more popular? Or just copyright problem?

>>11582355
Unless i'm missing something, the popular Cinderella characters should be a lot more popular than the Million Live girls.

>>11582368
Then why?

>>11583123
Maybe they're just saving the characters for a different project.

who /withdrawnfromsociety/ here?

>>11583213
I'm withdrawn from society in my bed.

>>11583213
>>11583236
I-I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are going to change, I can feel it!

>>11583274

>>11583283

>>11583213
I-is that a dorf fort reference?

>>11583288

>>11583307

>>11583311

>>11583307
cute

>>11583443

>>11583447
NEETbros, did you remember to take your Vitamin D supplement today?

>>11583449
Yes! Every day.

>>11583449
my doctor told me to take 10 times the normal dose
but i always forget to take it （´・ω・｀）

>>11583449
No but I drink a lot of milk

Is that the same?

>>11583600
No, you still need to go outside for the milk in your skin to react with the sun and produce vitamin D.

>>11583600
why doesn't she use a spoon?

>>11583449

>>11583627
do you drink milk with a spoon

>>11584585

>>11579543
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>>11580452
>>11580506
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>>11583283
>>11583288
>>11583307
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>>11584656
This character looks exactly like me.

>>11584656

>>11584686

>>11584695

>>11584700

>>11584686
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>>11584709
Looks a lot like me

>>11584600
I do after I finish eating my cereal

>>11584663
who /cute/ here

Don't disturb

the sleeping NEET.

>>11587078
SMASH SMASH SMASH

>>11587096
That wasn't

reverse psychology, nerd.

>>11587101
I don't care, i wanted her to wake up!

how is she a neet if she's an idol??

>>11587146
There are two kinds of idols. Idols and NEET idols. anzuchang is the latter and the first of its kind. Making her a very special idol.

>>11587146
how are /jp/ neets if they're shiteposters??

>>11587146
she's not, she is fakeNEET. we bully her for it

>>11587078
JIMINY CRICKETS!!

if she ever got pregnant it'd probably kill her

>>11583274
>>11583283
does she really have a US flag pattern on her pillow in any official works?

Anzu is really, really, really, REALLY smelly.

>>11588322
I agree

>>11588322
have u smelt her??

>>11588330
Yes. Her body is infested with smelly bacteria. Especially her armpits!

>>11588336
whoa thats gross. did you make her take a bath?

dont sexualize anzu!

>>11588349
She will never bathe. She will just keep getting smellier and smellier.

>>11588367
well thats kind of hot

I'm a NEET and I've actually held hands with a smelly NEET girl who didn't take showers. Her body odor smelled like I smell if I don't take showers, except it was more feminine and covered up with the scent of perfume.

>>11588405
That's actually really cute. I bet you two would make a cute NEET couple.

>>11588405
did you rub odors together?

>>11588320
please respond jaypaes ;_;

I didn't wear deodorant for years but I shower every day and never do anything too sweat-inducing. But recently I started to wear deodorant and a friend asked about it.
"What's that smell?"
"Deodorant."
"Oh. I like how you usually smell..."

>>11588405
That sounds cute! It'd also be cute if she was embarrassed about the way her armpits and feet smelled.

>>11588417
We slept together (no secks) and our odors merged into one. When I woke up, I opened my eyes she was there lying next to me and I wanted to rape her but I didn't.

>>11588443
>I wanted to rape her

WHOOOOA! You should never think about rape, anon. Rape is never cute.

>>11588448
Gomen, anon-sama.

>>11588430
Go with the scentless deodorant. Only plebs buy scented even though it just smells like cheap sundries. It's for your health.

>>11588443
whydid you sleep with her? what was your relation to her?

>>11588430
Is your friend a little girl? I have a thing for little girls smelling me.

>>11588473

>>11587078
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>>11587156
This character looks too much like me.

>>11589027
why dont you stream

>>11589032
Too lazy.

Cuddling warmly with anzuchang's cute small body.

>>11591260
Cuddling GROSSY with FAKENEET's SMELLY MIDGET body.

>>11588510
Me too, I have a fetish for girls who have scent fetishes.
It's even better when she's drawn with heart pupils when the scent overcomes her and she cant hold back anymore.

>>11591773
Spoken like a truVIRGIN

I keep saying really strange things out loud. They're aggressive and offensive but also very simplistic. For example, I just said something like "fucking niggers suck my dick and die".

What is this? Is it Tourette's?

Before anyone asks: I'm in my 20s, I'm not an atheist and I don't listen to heavy metal music.

>>11592346
at least i'm not a gross fakeneet smelly midget

>>11592353
it's tourette's.

>>11591928
Yeah me too.
When a girl smells someone and is all like "You smell really good... we must be compatible," in ero-manga and such, it gets me going. Or like his scent or manly musk turns her on, and she herself has a feminine musk.

I always thought I had a rather nice natural smell. I hope my future love likes my smell too. And me hers.

>>11589079
but you would make money for doing nothing how could it be more lazy

>>11592353
>I'm not an atheist
>Acts autistic anyways
So you're dumb /and/ fucking weird.

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>>11591260
See the one on the left? That looks like me.

Anzu had to stay late with the producer!

>>11592952
You shouldn't post things like that.

>>11592967
What did he post?

>>11592952
You should post more things like that.

>>11580506
What a cutie, I love that artist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=23808342

>>11592385
I'm happy knowing a loli can smell my body odor. If she thinks it smells good, that's a huge turnon. If she gets turned on by it, there is nothing better.

>>11593010
Would a loli like post-workout ball musk?

>>11593034
Maybe not ball musk, but they'd probably like how a guy would smell after a light workout, or after masturbating.

>>11593039
>>11593034
Can we please get an expert in here to clarify?

People haven't been saying Smelly NEET Pussy very often these days.

What does loli pussy smell like?

What does loli pussy taste like?

What does loli pussy feel like?

What does loli pussy look like?

>>11596412
>>11596335
>>11596333
>>11596326
Can you

not

please

What does loli pussy sound like?

>>11596423
I've always wondered if you can hear a loli's vagina spreading when she spreads her legs. It'd probably make a soft popping sound, right? Maybe it'd sound a bit squishy. That seems very lewd.

I want to hear it.

>>11596436
What the hell, dude?

>>11596436
Er.. I don't think it makes any sound. The sloshing noises in H-films are not real, you know...

>>11596453
Really? Is it just closed all the time then? Is it always open, waiting for a dick to just slip right in there?

It has to make some sort of sound. There's an opening and closing of moist skin, it has to make a sound.

>>11596461
Does your anus open and close all the time? When you're not shoving stuff in it, I mean.

>>11596467
Well, sometimes. I mean, if I move into certain positions, then yeah. A loli vagina has to be the same, right? Like when she sits and spreads her legs wide.

>>11596472
You probably just have an exceptionally loose asshole. Try not taking any dicks up there for a year or two and see if it gets better.

>>11596461
No, they don't open or close, nerd. Spreading the legs has no effect on whether or not the vagina opens or not either.

There is no sound. Vaginas are not as wet and juicy as you seem to be imagining.

>>11596481
That's really mean. I've never shit myself, so it's not that loose.

>>11588443
Why did you sleep together?

>>11596484
>Vaginas are not as wet and juicy as you seem to be imagining.

So what the hell are they like? Is trying to penetrate a loli vagina like trying to penetrate my two palms pressed against eachother?

That'd be like trying to have sex with leather or something. What the hell's going on here?

>>11596491
They've lied to you.

>>11596497
Why would anyone want to have sex with a loli if it's like that?

Superior loli passing by.

>>11596523

the things id do to that squid...

>>11596491
It's just a smelly slit that blood and other fluid comes out of. A loli would be tight, but most women are not tight at all, and there's not a lot of resistance to keep you entertained like an Ona.

There's no reason to have sex, unless you like the feeling of rubbing your body against another person, and smelling their disgusting body.

>>11596491
truVirgin

>>11596484
vaginas CAN open if girls are in certain positions, sometimes the opening makes a farting sound

>>11596550
Lolis smell nice though.

>>11584663
pics or it did not exist

>>11587156
>>anzuchang
is she chinese?

>>11588508
imoutou?

>>11596821
Chinese people are very short.

>>11596756
What do they smell like?

fatNEET

>>11597939
I want to tickle

>>11597945
Do you have a fatNEET tickling permit?

>>11596491
this dude want to sewx an octopus

>>11600054
gross

>>11579755
Anzu butts.

>>11597955
It took a while, but yes.
I have returned to *tickle*

>>11604330
No roleplaying, thanks.

There was a fat idol douj recently but it only had 1 page of her and the rest was shitchinko.

>>11605559
I'd play with her rolls

>>11605668
NICE

I really like this thread, please keep posting Anzu!

>>11605701
No

>>11596523
Moshi moshi...

chang

>>11611791
Anzu has breasts!

>>11611849

where is anzu?

>>11622085
Anzu sleeps 20 hours a day and spends the rest feeling very groggy, getting molested.

>>11623219
Sounds like my dream come true.

>>11580452
Monster Hunter

>>11616122
>tfw you will never hang out with a fakeNEET loli who likes video games and dressing in colourful clothes
i cant find my pictures of anzu im sorry

>>11625567
don't post if you don't have an chang pic

Moderation approved NEET thread ~ !

>>>/o/9221004

Get in here /jp/bros

>>11625535
What's so good about monster hunter?

>>11628299
cute post dude

>>11628509
> Turtletron

N-No thank you!

>>11630426
You can put a lot of time into it

>>11631740
You can put a lot of time into anything.

>>11579543
I'm gonna kiss those cute NEET cheeks!

>>11634014
They're probably smelly as HELL dude.

>>11635460
sloppy wet kisses chu~

>>11635507
Where's eating candy 1.png?

>>11642678

>>11647020
plsssss

so neet

so idol

wow

>>11651148
I remember when this meme used to be only /jp/ exclusive...

I hate mainstream

>>11651480
Wait, did that bullshit actually originate in /jp/? God, I hate that "meme".

>>11651641

me too

wow

so stupid

anzufags are the worst

>>11651480
>>11651641
No, it comes from tumblr

>>11651641
The local Hot Topic clone in my neck of the woods is selling doge shirts and campus groups are using it to sell cookies at society bake sales

I just hope to god that no one actually links it back to here...it's a /v/ maymay right?!

>>11651682
That's good to hear.

Earliest ``doge" I can find in the archives is a post in april of this year. If knowyourmeme can be trusted this abortion predates the earliest reference made here by several months.

Pictures of Shibas have always been otaku culture but I don't know if we've used them the way that the normies are using them

I want to bully

>>11651710
>Pictures of Shibas have always been otaku culture but I don't know if we've used them the way that the normies are using them
Unfortunately the lines are being blurred.

If you post a shiba dog, they'll think you're posting it because wow doge so funny.

>>11651712
I guess we're like hipsters then. They started off with lip and tongue piercings and when everyone started getting those they moved on to gauges and full sleeve tattoos.

It's happened to anime and manga as well. My local campus paper has even started reviewing VNs. I can only hope that the H content and lack of identity politics keeps them from sticking around.

>>11651710
>``
>"

It's `` and ''. Two opening quotation marks and two closing quotation marks.

>>11651641

no its some dumb tumblr speak for faggot retards. i could personally crush each and every homo who use it.

>>11651712
>lines are being blurred.

Isn't this another Tumblr meme? Something about rape?

>>11651755
Ah, thanks mate

I honestly didn't know that good to know my /jp/ niggaz are watchin my back

>>11651763
It's a common English phrase.

wow such technology
so advance
much open
japan #1

>>11651763
No, it's a phrase. They might have adapted it for some rape thing, I don't know tumblr culture well.

don't the japs have that one of the shiba peering through a door with a kanji written on a bit of paper on it's neck?

>>11651785
They and we have been using that for years and if they try and take that from us I am going to be very angry.

can we just talk about anzu....

>>11651900
How many threads can you make about wanting to smell her NEETy pussy?

>>11651902
I dunno, but I'd prefer talking about her 4 month unwashed body than tumblr shit.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>>11651902
Don't underestimate me.

cuteneet

If i would be her mom, i would throw her out or put her in a convent.

>>11659241
That's mean! Good thing you aren't her mom!

>>11659270
you made a cute post dude

Can you actually train Anzu in any of the im@s games?

>>11666392
That sounds sexual

But no, she hasn't been in any of the main games yet

do you think a canon anzu pussy smell will ever be announced

>>11666392
DIdn't she lose in the last popularity contest? I think that pretty much doomed any chances she had of appearing in one of the games.

>>11666967
I don't think they would pass on putting her in a game if it was centered around the Cinderellas

chang and fatneet

>>11672351
can anyone translate this?

>>11672351
I don't think getting sick by looking at it it's the point, it's not like she's going to be able to eat it in the first place, but maybe the food is magical.

>>11673014
生れた時からどんぶりめし
umaretatokikara=from the time of birth
donburimeshi=bowl of rice
search it on google images, it's spoofing an ad for some donburi joint i think

>>11673068
Thank you for your assistance!

>>11673068
I think it's a reference to some sort of buddhist/whatever thing, in which the amount of rice you get is proportional to your age.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

fakest NEET

Why is gigs!bar!suika so obsessed with IDOLM@STER? I know it's one of the most normie-friendly franchises out there, but this is just pathetic.

Why are they usually paired together?

>>11673096
It's one grain per year, right?

Smells like teen spirit.

>>11679072
I was thinking more along the lines of "stinky loli".

>>11679013
Fatness is a sign of NEET.

>>11679072
Smells like a young girl masturbating in her abundance of free time

>>11679090
Can you really tell that?

>>11679299
I smell strongly when I've been masturbating all day so maybe it's the same if you're a girl.

>>11679079
Actually, lack of food tends to be common for many NEETs, especially on /jp/, so skinniness is more of an indicator than fatness.

>>11679321
I think lean body weight might be a good indicator.

Do lolis masturbate? Does it make their vaginas smell differently? What do they normally smell like?

>>11679332
Aznu is 17...

>>11679341
She's a ``legal loli".

In some parts.

>>11679350
Please pretend that is two single quotes not a double one by the way,

>>11679350
That's not the point, the point is she's a 17 year old girl, so of course she masturbates.

>>11679352
Really?

>>11679353
yes

>>11679354
How often?

I NEED to fuck Anzu

>>11679356
Probably as often as you.

>>11679357
No you don't. You'll still be alive even if you don't.

>>11679362
I do it a lot. Are you sure girls do it that much? Do they use porn as well?

>>11679372
You're asking me too many questions that I don't quite know the answers to...

>>11679374
Sorry. It's a bit of a mystery. I find it hard to think that girls masturbate very often...doesn't it take a long time for them to "climax"?

>>11679379
Only if you want to take your time. If you're really horny and want to finish fast, you can be done in a few minutes.

>>11679381
Many girls start masturbating before age 10.

Doesn't ANYONE know about loli masturbation? We need these questions answered.

>>11679379
I don't think so, I think girls often have multiple orgasms for a single male orgasm, assuming the man doesn't just cum right away.

>>11679381
This isn't the thread for that.

>>11679379
I have read that they take a few minutes longer on average but it's nothing still. A lot of girls say they masturbate every day.

>>11679389
So if I talk to a girl, the chances are the girl I'm talking to also masturbates?

Anzu prefers the American flag.

>>11679341
I was just asking in general if lolis masturbate.

>>11679381
I've read a bit about it, what do you need to know?

>>11584803
Not drinking it from the bowl is barbarism.

What's it like to produce the chang and make her a top idol?

Sachiko

>>11687117
no!

>>11651710
It's ``'', not ``".

>>11692661
cute as heck

translate it weebs

>>11692743
祝☆2周年／Two year anniversary ☆ celebration
杏きら～／Ankira~
お仕事行くよー／Go to work...
P／［p was talking］
お～ねがい～／Onegai
シ～ンデレラ～♪／Cinderella~♪
ごまかすな／Don't act stupid
はよしろ／get a move on
2周年だからって／just because it's the 2nd anniversary
いつまでも／for such a long time
はしゃぎすぎだよ／you're ｌiving it up too much.
Pチャンだけには／Just by p-chan
言われたくないなァ／i don't want to be told that.
そうですよ／He's right
たかが２周年で／for a mere second anniversary
浮かれるすぎです！／this is too much pleasure of being cummed inside!

all this not working is boring as fuck anons

is /jp/ playing any mmos these days?

>>11693650
Path of Exile. It's ok...

>>11693636
does "over 6 characters" mean "7"

>>11693636
Anzu is REaL!

>>11693636
that's the 69th image congrats

>>11693636
Why is she playing a ds and not a psp?

>>11697610
Because obviously they couldn't find a PSP to take photos with.

>>11666967
She placed 9th in the 2nd poll. That's pretty enduring considering that she was never pushed.
Her last new card came out ages ago and she never appear in any event or in-game comics.

>>11697758
She's short and childish looking. She sells herself.

>>11679442
is this true or not?
>>11588320

>>11651761
Wow
such strong
much muscle