/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make up some shit. You'll be lucky if they even read the application far enough to give you an interview.

i didn't even put anything on the skills I still got an interview

You're pretty much dead mate, just roll over and don't make it harder for the reaper.

I'm pretty sure you won't need any references to work at that gas station, guy.

Do you have any online friends?

I'm a NEET who's going to be kicked out at the end of the year if I don't get a job, so I'm just applying to everything I can find and using my online friend's as references. I wish I didn't have to lie on my applications about my education though, I have a college degree, but that's not something you want to admit when you're applying to Walmart and Costco.

>>11553907
I wonder if you have a bachelor's, can you just go and teach English in some south east asian village or something? That sounds good enough for me.

>>11553907
we're his online friends!

>>11553907
can you give me your college degree

>>11553868

Fake it.

Make up stuff like you deal with computers, tech support, customer support, work with associations, activism, associativism, youth, university, fine-arts, amateur theater, system administration, server management, forum moderation, community building, online reviewer, content producer, human resources, content organizer, freelance photographer, indie game developer, japanese culture enthusiastic.

The world is your oyster, dweeb!

>>11553927
Lying only really works if you can lie in people's faces anyways, well though really it's fairly unlikely that they'll even ask about the bullshit you wrote down, or care about it. If you're applying to manual work they'll look at you, if you look fit then you're hired, if you're applying to customer service then they'll look how good looking you are, usually. Other than that just act like a normal person and done, they won't be peculiar at a factory job or a supermarket job.

>>11553943

Did you even read what I wrote in the first line?

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Lean to fake it, nerd.

Learn to fake it and you've got it made!

>>11553948
Fake being able to lie? That's not really how it works you know. This is /jp/, you should expect people to be insecure shut-ins, who surprisingly aren't very good at lying to people. And you can lie about how you're a heavy weight lifter champion if they look at you and see some skinny dude with zero muscles.