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>>11546149
Hisui because she doesn't talk loud

Kohaku because she doesn't change her appearance in the new Tsukihime remake.

Talks tsun, but blushes dere.

Dream familiar, pleasant nights, and so lovely. Probably wants to secretly cook for you.

Since she's Ren, you get both by having one.

>>11546253

>>11546186
pics or didnt happen.

>>11546292
they're exactly the same dude

Kohaku is cute

>>11546253
Can't they all pretty much cook? Which TM girls can't?

>>11546325
Hisui.

>>11546325
>>11546333

>>11546325
Ciel sure can.

>>11546339
Cooking is an essential skill all wives must have.

God that is a drastic change.Don't completely hate it however.

>>11546354
There's nothing to hate since she actually looks good now.

>>11546354
>>11546361

Neither I, but melty version is still better in my opinion. that looks somewhat forced

>>11546354
Ciel made off like a bandit with her redesign. Akiha and Arcueid were ruined.

>>11546353
I would just make dessert for her all the time.

You wouldn't frost your familiar, though.

>>11546378
Well, Akiha just needs to stop the frown and change clothes.
Arc is done for.
...it will come out in ten years and we already know it will be completely insipid, that is worse than terrible. why we keep caring about this shit?

hey jaypiss, tell me about the first time you've read tsukihime

>>11546451
I was on my laptop and played it.

>>11546451
I was impressed. I liked that chair chair, general plot and stuff. Too bad I don't remember any joke from Kagetsu Tohya to add.

>>11546451
It was so long ago. it was my first VN.

I vividly remember reading the intro
Shiki's "I will follow her home and ___ her. I WANT TO ___ HER."

and in my youthful ignorance, was honestly not aware of what was being parodied or implied with those scenes.

shit game because no men

>>11546551

>>11546556
not enough meat in his bones

>>11546559
SHIKI is pretty cute

>>11546561
>Long hair
no

>>11546567
What about Nero?

>>11546576
nero is a qt

but he has zero screentime

>>11546477
Chest like a cliff side.

Was it rape?

what does freezing look like irl

>>11546606
who cares

>>11546561
That is not SHIKI, this is SHIKI in the yellow.

>>11546611
He said SHIKI, not SHIKI.

>>11546606
Im a qt Blonde, 6' 6", huge dikk and can bench 300 lbs

>>11546613
Pretty sure he said SHIKI, not SHIKI.

>>11546606
I am:

- qt
- Blonde
- 198cm tall
- Can bench 300 lbs
- huge Dikk

>>11546611
im shiki

>>11546606
Pretty bad, actually. The affected area can have red/yellow patches, or in sever cases blotches of purple/black.

>>11546622
is that you trevor

I would like Sion to be my wife.

>>11546781
You are in a very small club to choose her over other choices.

Not that I dislike her, per se, she's just not high-tier wife.

>>11546786
>>11546781
She is the best girl, but she already has a lover

>>11546810
>best girl
>sion

>>11546821
Please don't bully

>>11546828
There are just so many better girls in the TM universe, it's a fact.

>>11546832

>>11546786
But her personality is really likeable in Melty Blood. Her thought partition skill is quite something, too.

>>11546840
On the upside, you can keep her all to yourself since no on but a few care for her.

>>11546851
She's likeable in that "oh, she has an interesting story that goes with her quirky nature" kind of way. She doesn't really grow as a character, though, like other heroines do. Her growth plateaus at the end of the true route. And she doesn't have anything else going for her besides how she relates to the main MB story. That's it.

>>11546632
No, this is shiki.

>>11546601
Yes.

>>11546253
This.

>>11546606
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S4008606

>>11547563

If only ZUN!bar was here...

> best wife
But that's like, totally subjective man. From Tsukihime I liked Ciel the most too, well rather the old design though, the new one just looks like a feminine boy. As for the whole nasuverse I liked Riesbyfe the most.

...

..!

>>11546378
>Akiha ruined
She looks the same, an outfit can't ruin her.

>>11548860
Her old outfit was better, she just looks emo now.

>>11548894
It's the same school uniform isn't it, just black and not red. Wearing a black skirt hardly makes someone "emo" as well. Man, what are you a teenager from 8 years ago?

>>11548899
There is a reason the color black is used at funerals, nerd. A lively girl like Akiha is better suited using red, design ruined.

>>11548902
>salty tsundere
>lively
Okay.

>>11548894
Something being better than an alternative doesn't make the latter ruined.Jesus Christ.

The only Type/Moon who got her design actually ruined was Arcueid. Ciel looks fine, I don't give a shit if she looks like "generic senpai" right now. Why would anyone care? That short hair looked awful and she was more like a tomboy than an actual senpai anyway, now she looks more kind and carefree, just like she was supposed to be in the first place. Akiha just had a few colours of her outfits changed, do you guys really need to keep screaming that she's utterly ruined? Her essence is still the same. Now, look at that fucking mini-skirt. Are you kidding me? It completely kills the point of Arcueid. This is one of the worst possible redesign decisions I've ever seen.

>>11548943
>the girl I like gets changed - OMFG RUINED SHIT DIEDIEDIE
>girls I don't care about get changed - who even cares about them? pff calm your tits guys
Autism?

>>11548959
But my favorite girl is Akiha, anon. My point is that Ciel's new design suits her very well, and Akiha only got her ribbon and skirt changed (which doesn't make that much of a difference, because it's only a color change). Now, Arcueid having her skirt shortened was a stupid and unnecessary change. Her long skirt gave her a more mature appearance. Now she looks like a random teenage girl.

>>11548970
Nah cut the bullshit, it's not like I particularly care but this is Ciel, not the new whimpy looking library committee member she looks like now. Arcueid's new design at least fits her, she looks like the goofy, cheerful girl she is now at least. Not to mention that Arcueid is supposed to be an attracting young girl, not some milf dressed as a granny. I don't give a shit about Akiha, but I see his point, black clothes only fit characters like Alice, Akiha was better off with red but it's not that big of a deal anyways.

Why does TM always draw out a bunch of crossboarders?

>>11548996
Terrible anime adaptations that are all most people have seen.

>>11548996
Yeah because Asuka is /jp/ related.

>this thread
What the fuck? You all know the answer.
Pic related

She turned into a Heroic Spirit in order to realize her wish of "becoming a good wife". Who can be better than her?

>>11549001

Do you think Evangelion or Type/Moon is more important and relevant to 'otaku culture'?

>>11549001
why are you talking to it

>>11549005
Anime and manga go on /a/, visual novels and touhou go on /jp/. Is this your first day on this site or something?

>>11549014

Hey cumstain, I'm asking the questions here.

>>11549003
She's a whore though. I'm not saying I have a problem with whores, just saying that she is one.

Sakura has the biggest bunch of waifu qualities...


...but my heart belongs to Sacchin.

>>11549051
But she is sluttier than the others.

>>11549057
But being able to sexually satisfy her husband is most important.

>>11549057
>Sacchin
>slutty
wait what

>>11549066

Honestly, Sakura is the best, cause she has moe tits :3

I wanna moterboat and squeeze them as I fuck her from behind

The family that raised me since puberty have strong bonds with the church.
I hated them and religion for a long time. obviously, I disliked even nipponese church related things and characters, always rooting for their enemies. Ciel was the first jesus loving character I liked after almost two decades. and I hated her too at the beginning.
Ciel really grew on me. I can't forget her route.

>>11549081
to be fair the tm church doesn't have much to do with the christian church, they're just a bunch of psychos playing monster hunter while cosplaying as nuns and shit

>>11549080
Yeah, I bet you would.

Best cook. Loves helping people. Strong. Gap moe.

Best waifu.

>>11549110
Why does Shirou have boobies?

>>11549095
I know, but it really doesn't change anything. at the time I looked at everything that associated itself with god as something really, really bad.
I'm still an atheist, but I think I've understanded why some people believe in god and all that jazz. and the important lesson is that even if someone believes in that shaman stuff, he/she's still a normal human.
well most of the times.

>>11549081
I thought Ciel hated the church as well for experimenting on her?

>>11549081
Was it the anal or the curry?

>>11549117
well you know, it's the tragedy of man kind of thing, even if something starts out being a benevolent idea the longer time goes on the shittier it gets, christianity is fine as theology, some religious people are just pretty weird nowadays which is fairly off putting for some
atheists are the cancer of the world tho, agnostics are wusses but at least they're not obnoxious about it

>>11549113
Well, the waifu part has to be filled in somewhere.

>>11549145
are you saying a guy can't be a waifu? that's racist man

>>11549024
I wouldn't call her a whore, it's a bit too blunt.
Yeah, she was a courtesan and she would serve anyone as long as her master's intentions were good but there isn't a single character to be more fit for a wife than her.

Jealous Caster best Caster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmJvdsu3Sp4

>>11546149
None, they are all turbo sluts who will suck everyone's cocks and all of them are used and abused goods!

>>11549122
Nah she liked it
>>11549132
Both, plus her hairstyle
>>11549134
yeah, shit starts being bitter when people stop tolerating what others do and commence trying to show that their crap is more correct than the others -letting aside the whole manipulation of masses deal

>>11549105

*keystrokes*

Sakura-sama's butt and boobs are lustrous and I want to have sex with them. Ah, I bet her insides are velvety soft, and her voice must be so smooth as I ride her...

>>11549174
yeah well that's pretty much why atheists are cancer, if someone doesn't care about theology or anything, fine they don't have to but when they start throwing tantrums how GODSNOT REAL CANT YOU SEE YA STUPID IDIOT then they're worse than muslim fanatics

Type-Moon:
harry potter and his vampire girlfriend and his cousins shiki shiki Shiki and SHIKI battle against michael jackson

harry potter uses the glasses from the transformers movie so he can see everyone's allspark and slice it with a box cutter

was i close

>>11549195
The only character close to being Harry Potter is Velvet though. Tsukihime doesn't even have mages in it, other than Aoko showing up for about 10 seconds.

>>11549200
glasses = harry potter

>>11549204
Oh sorry, I forgot Harry Potter had mystic eye sealer glasses and not just normal ones.

>>11549195
Needs more rape.

>>11549231
all sex with harry potter is consensual

Since this is a TM thread I might as well just ask here. I've got around reading mahoyo but I didn't really get what was the purpose of sixpence, I know they used it to stop Aoko's hemorrhage but I don't think that's all it does.

>>11549160
Is that Chiwa Saito? I'm not entirely sure if she was the best choice for some lusty foxgirl.

>>11549182
that's BB on that picture, not sakura. she looks like sakura, but isn't her.

Yes/No?

>>11548981
>Arcueid is supposed to be an attracting young girl, not some milf dressed as a granny.
too bad they only shortened her skirt then. she still looks like a granny, just with a short skirt now.

the sweater is totally not 'attractive young girl' type.

>>11552255
>the sweater is totally not 'attractive young girl' type
Wow wow wow, have you left your room in the past 5 years? Sweaters are totally in with young girls now. I see a lot of girls with the long sweater-stocking combo nowadays as well, gotta say that's damn hot.

>>11552275
not in here. in here it's all about thin no-sleeves shirts and miniskirts.

>>11552284
>in here it's all about thin no-sleeves shirts and miniskirts.
Do you live in heaven?

>>11552284
Depends on the season, during summer girls barely wear clothes here as well but during autumn and early spring sweaters are pretty much the only thing young girls wear.

>>11552255
The only woman in her 20s I know wears long skirts and T-shirts all the time.

>>11552294
Shut ins don't go out during winter, it's too cold.

>>11552353
But Winter is the best time with all the accessories you can use and such. Winter style is best, summer is pretty simplistic.

>>11552362
>accessories
Are you a queer or something? I live up to my hermit expectations and have unruly hair with rugged clothes all the time. I just see what I see.

>>11552353
What does being a shut in have to do with your temperature preferences?

>>11552368
We are not here to discuss me, I am simply stating facts and why it is such a shame for shut ins to not experience the greatness of winter fashion.

>>11552373
If going out is a bother in the first place then you'd rather go out when it's warm rather when it's cold wouldn't you. Not to mention that breathing hurts because of cold air and the cold winds make your eyes tear up, it's awful, you'll get drenched because there's snow everywhere, it's awful.

>>11552377
Yeah, that's the kind of stuff only queers and girls care about, and there are no girls on the internet obviously.

>>11552381
No, because I prefer the cold to the heat. When it's cold, I would consider going outside, while when it's hot, I just want to lie around and drink water all day in my underwear.

>>11552397
Well I prefer cold as well, but it still sucks. Both suck really, the only good time to ever leave is spring.

>>11552397
But only during summer can you see tanned little girls in white one pieces, loli-tastic.

>>11552410
Winter outfits are pretty cute, too.

>>11552414
Mnnah, puffy coats. They're just covered in clothes, you can't see nothin'.

>>11550433
Those all about ploy kickshaw chapters haven't provided much information have they

sakura cooks and cleans under her own will, not as a job...so obviously her

>>11552542
sakura is a qt, she's a bit too potato tho

>>11552542
She seems a little crazy to be a good wife.

>>11552252
Kokuto should just leave that retarded anime eyepatch and get a glass eye like Columbo

>>11550433
>there's only one chapter left and there were really no choices
>I actually like this, I'm way too lazy for that stuff
>I'll just quickly read this chapter and get done with it
>suddelny 20 choices and dead ends everywhere
Okay.

>>11546583
i never seem to catch you, but I just want you to know you're unironically my favorite poster on /jp/

there needs to be more qt boys.

>>11546611
>>11546613
>>11546617


That was the dumbest gimmick bullshit nasu's ever cooked up.

>>11554039
Why don't you like SHIKI?

>>11554017
I think nasu is just trolling with that chapter

Sacchin, Kohaku, and Caster seem like the most reasonable choices.

Sacchin is the most sane and normal girl, Kohaku is crazy but she does everything well, and Caster wants it.

>>11554039
names having the same reading but different kanji isn't that unheard of

>>11554103
>caster
Well.... you know, I'm not gonna judge your hobbies.

TM has a lot of high quality girls, but my first pick would be Luvia. Physically a 10/10, pure, elegant, fancies a lower class man, drowning in money, and not bitchy at all unless you're Rin. She's just a lot of upsides with no real downside in sight.

As an added bonus she's a human, so there's none of that awkward "you will die centuries before your waifu" stuff.

>>11554162
Most of the girls in tm are humans though, only Arcueid, the baka trio and maybe heroic spirits live longer than humans.

>>11554175
>the baka trio

What's that, does that include Ciel and Sacchin?

>>11554175

Homunculi too.

>>11554183
Just Sacchin, and Ciel lost her immortality after Tsukihime anyways.

>>11554189

That depends on the ending.

Sion is also turned into a vampire if I recall.

>>11554188
I guess, that only applies to Stella and Leysritt though, Illya is born and ages normally.

>>11552553
all girls are crazy

might as well pick one who can do the household chores well so she's at least useful

>>11554192
It was literaly ages ago that I've read it but Roa was killed in the main routes and if Roa dies then Ciel loses the immortality as well. Not to mention that in Talk when she was at the forest of einnashe with Solomon she was already mortal. She was sent there by the church in the first place to see how useful is she without immortality.

Sion was a vampire since the beginning. She got turned into one when Riesbyfe and her platoon died at defending some italian village.

>>11554195
>at least useful
If we're talking about TM universe here, any girl with a D rate circuit is a hundred times more useful than you.

>>11554195
>all girls are crazy
No. Rin seems pretty sane.

>>11554274
Sane or not she's still a bitch.

>>11554279
All magi are pretty dickish/bitchy. It comes with the territory.

>>11554285
I don't know, Luvia, Alice, Ritsuka, Bazett and Sakura aren't that bitchy. It just depends on the person.

I fell in love with Tohsaka Rin, i don't know if that helps, but i'd marry her in an instant if i could.

>>11554355
You can, the only catch is she is now a man.

>>11554360
I would, where is that guy?

>>11554598
here? >>11549145

>>11554598
Wow, gay.

Forte sounds pretty cool, too bad there's no picture of her yet.

>>11554718
Who? Describe her.

>>11554723
She was in talk, go read it it's pretty short. But here's the bio

A magus of the Association.
A rare magus who experienced gruesome melees such as protecting Seal-Designed Magi and recovering grimoire.
Forte favoured spells called Aero Strikes, and the sword acted as the magical staff.
There were three orifices on the body of the sword, thus the sword was not quite fit for slashing. The purpose of the orifices was to generate sound. Slashing the sword generated a resonant effect, producing an invisible impact on the target.
She looked like a blade-wielding swordsman, but this swordsman performed her swordplay hundreds of meters away from her opponent.
The oldest daughter of a mage lineage of many generations. It seemed like she encountered Aozaki, who also shared the Wind Element, several times.

Maybe she'll be in the mahoyo sequels, if Aozaki is mentioned.

>>11554730
Have a link?

>>11554738
http://www.scribd.com/doc/28223797/Plus-Period-Talk

>>11554162

You'll regret your choice when you have kids and she throws them out of a helicopter.

saber, because she is not crazy (unlike other TM), she is strong, she eats healthful, she is fit, pretty hair, aryan, other people think she is a man so she will not be stolen away from you

she plays videogames (see picture)

>>11555103
>aryan
>japanese cartoon character
I think not. Blonde hair doesn't make her Aryan you stupid little fuck.

>>11555160
aryan is a retarded word since it includes indians i've been told, which are the most subhuman of the subhuman, at least nig nogs dont bathe in rivers of sewage and dead bodies.

Also, WHY are you sageing this is otaku culture related

This thread is missing something

>>11555190
You can post manmeidos if you want.

>>11555190
Rider? I agree.

Definitely Tamamo.

>>11555057
Every bird has to learn how to fly.

>>11555103
>other people think she is a man so she will not be stolen away from you
You know your opinions are one thing but there are at least 3 heroic spirits who want to drill seibah other than Shirou, and he becomes a heroic spirit as well. So unless you can beat servants, I don't think she's a good choice if you worry about competition.

>>11555438
He can just become a heroic spirit himself.

>>11555441
Somehow I don't think the Alaya is desperately looking for a shut in weaaboo.

>>11555444
Protector of the neet lifestyle, hero to all who wish to become mages.

>>11555446
>mages
You screwed up the joke now, it should've been wizards.

>>11555444
>double trips
Nice.

>>11555449
I don't have time for semantics, anon.

>>11555456
It's not semantics, it's an old as hell japanese maymay.

I hope nasu releases something soon, even if it's just more fucking mahoyo. I guess he did it the smart way though, make a couple of franchises that establish a setting then let others do your work while you're just taking your copyright cut.

I'd a Riesbyfe. Can she even get pregnant though? She's not really a human anymore is she.

>>11556049

I don't know, but I bet it'd be a lot of fun finding out!

>>11556071
You know in an adult marriage it's pretty stressful whether the wife can bear a child or not on both. Not exactly what I would define as fun.

>>11556075
You can just make a homunculus and have her bear it in her womb.

>>11554017

>20 choices and dead ends everywhere

Sounds like playing Saya's route in Ecstasy.

>Die and Replay
>Die and Replay
>Die and Replay

You just can't fucking win.

>>11556088
That's besides the point, if you have a wife then you want her to bear your child don't you.

>>11556087
It's not that bad just you get a 2 or 3 choice part like every 2 minutes (I read jap pretty slowly so I guess it's less than that if you're more fluent) and if you pick the wrong one then Soujuurou shows in Groucho glasses and kills you, or some other bullshit happens.

>>11556096
You can make the homunculus form your sperm so I don't see the problem here.

>>11556118
I don't want some homunculus, I want brats from my wife, what's so hard to get about it.

>>11556087
You know in most VNs you can just press ctrl and it'll wind past texts that you've already read.

>>11556123
What is Surrogate Mother using IVF.

>>11556608
I'm not sure how would that relate to Riesbyfe's case, though I think she'd be able to get pregnant, her body is normal.

>no Aoko
I thought she's more popular. I'm personally not that into her but gotta say she's got some hot body right there.

>>11557163
She is a tsundere bitch.

>>11557204
Yeah, and? Rin is much worse and people still like her. Plus Aoko is hot and strong, that's good enough.

>>11557213
Rin actually has a dere side, Aoko does not.

>>11557218
She's not really a tsundere then is she. Adult Aoko is pretty dere though, teen Aoko is pretty tsun but she's still cheerful, it's generally just Soujuurou's shit that gets her salty.

>>11557252
You're right, she isn't a tsundere, she's just a bitch. A salty bitch.

>>11557261
I don't know, she's a bit too bitchy for me that's for sure but she's leagues more tolerable than Rin. Plus at least she's not a cookiecutter archetype so at least somewhat unique compared to other nasu girls.

>>11554162
>She's just a lot of upsides with no real downside in sight.

Lack of downsides is a pretty big plus. Type-Moon kind of has this thing where there's a shitton of girls that are otherwise great BUT they're bloodthirsty monsters or they're insane or they have some kind of crippling personality problem that you'd have to put up with.

>>11557576
To be fair if you manage to survive in the nasuverse then some personality problems or they being monsters shouldn't be big deals for you.

>>11557261
You're just mad because of the Schwarzenegger thing aren't you?

>>11546601
>I'll write Tsukihime 2, promise
>Actually I wanna rewrite mahoutsukai no yoru
>Actually we're making an anime named girl's work
>Actually now I want to remake Tsukihime
>Actually I just want to write more mahoyo
Fucking Nasu, he's really rustling my jimmies

>>11562281
Isn't Nasu a girl?

>>11562289
No. I know some people who barely understand japanese took a joke seriously but nasu declared already that he's a guy. Not like it particularly matters, or what you want nasu to be your waifu or something?

Bout damn time i get an excuse to post waifu.

>>11564012
Are you a Soichiro?

>>11564012
The best waifu for sure

>>11564481
<3

>>11564331
>>11564481
This is fucking why I still come here. Never change /jp/.

>>11556049
I've been in love with Riesbyfe since I first played melty blood.

Does Mikiya know about this? Mikiya is truly a good guy.

>>11566950
He forgot about it after smoking that sick weed

>>11566406
The loveliest

>>11546810
Why is she talking about zange in almost every picture? Is it just because she's a holy knight or am I missing a joke here.

>>11567278
cute rostbeef dude

>>11567321
She's always cute, and juicy

>>11566950
You wouldn't rape Shiki.

>>11554718
I'm more interested in Sumire, from the supposed tsukihime 2