/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Started it. Looks like it may take a while. Bookmarked for later.

>>1153799
What he said.

This game has and always will scare the shit out of me. It really shows you that you're a failure as a person.

>>1153799
It autosaves somehow, so you can continue it the next day even if the browser is closed.


And damn it I'm continuing to fail socially

About how long does it take to complete?

>I would have casual sex.
>◯ True ◯ False
I... can't answer this

>>1153901
I'll make it easier for you :
>I would have sex
>◯ True ◯ False

IT WASNT GOOD

I ended up overdosing on drugs at the age of 9... What the fuck.

>>1153880
>He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away. He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over. You have died.

Pretty quick.

>>1153880
I've been playing it casually for about an half past an hour and I'm in the adolescent stage.

>>1153910
Don't talk to strangers, dumbass

This game just shows me that I'm a cowardly indecisive apathetic fuck and that if I just asserted myself a little bit more I could have a successful life. So fuck you, game. Fuck you and your truth.

Harry ;_;

>Welcome to Alter Ego
>What if you could live your life over again?
>You can click here to play the game.

>click here to play the game.

>play the game

>the game

Skipped to adolescence. First question was about doing something on Halloween with friends. Can't relate. Quit.

>>1153935
I talk whenever I talk!

>>1153988
why you do dis

>Neutral mood
>Grasp for object

YOU CAN'T PICK THESE 2 OPTIONS TOGETHER WHAT THE FUCK

>>1153988
>>1153998

>Be careful - being neutral, not taking risks and choosing options that seem dull will get you nowhere and leave you at the mercy of fate.

;_;

>>1154011
Sup butthurt newfag

>>1154045
Go back to /b/.

>>1154009
It will not allow me to create a Yuki Nagato.

>>1154047
Sup butthurt newfag, how's the newfagness treating you?

>>1154020
Story of my life.

>>1154047
Oh the irony

This shit isn't realistic at all. Not even the slightest.

>>1154045
>>1154049
Reported.

>>1154049
>>1154051
Go back to /b/.

>>1154052
Well yeah, considering you can choose how to react as an infant

>WARNING - THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SUBJECT MATTER OF A SEXUAL NATURE.

>Do you wish to continue?

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO

Her face brightens. "You must be paid," she says. "I can't afford much, and you'll have to do a fine job, but you can have all the cookies and brownies you can eat. I promise you that." You have done a much kinder thing than you can probably imagine at your age. You've given this woman a reason to live.

manly tears

>>1154060
>>1154060

Sup samefag/butthurt newfag, enjoy your ban for a false report.

>SPLASH! A gooey stream showers your neighbor's face and hands, while you give her a glassy-eyed smile. She places you back in the crib and excuses herself.

>>1154072
Actually if you read the rules, there is a global rule against trolling or flaming outside of /b/. Not a false report.

>So what if none of the cool people want to "dangle" (stay) with you. You are your own person. You're your own LONELY person, but you're probably a lot smarter than everyone else, too. Social sphere drops slightly, Intellectual sphere increases.

>You're your own LONELY person

>LONELY

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>>1154082
If that was the case then everyone on 4chan would be banned, dumbass.

>>1154072
Reported.

>>1154082
Sup wannabe mod/butthurt newfag, enjoying sucking the mods' cocks?

>>1154096
Reported.

>>1154095
Bawwwwww more samefag/butthurt newfag/wannabe mod. Enjoy your ban.

>>1154091
Not the point. Whether or not mods will do anything about it is different from whether or not the report is false.

>>1154101
Reported. Again.

THE ISLANDERS HIJACK

>>1154104
>BAWWWWW PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME ON THE INTERNET I BETTER REPORT THEM TO THE MODS SO MY FEELINGS DON'T GET EVEN MORE HURT

Seriously, trolls don't need to even try anymore...

Don't the trolls, they'll bite back.

Anyways, I'm getting sly looks from too many girls than I realistically should (see: 0). What gives, /jp/?

>>1154106
reported

Shut up guys, I only have a few more pages left.

Don't feed the trolls, they'll bite back.

Anyways, I'm getting sly looks from too many girls than I realistically should (see: 0). What gives, /jp/?

>>1154132
Easily trolled newfag is easily trolled and new.

>>1154132
>>1154152

Both of you, please stop shitting up this thread. Now kiss and make up.

>>1154152
>>1154161
reported

READ THE ISLANDERS FAGGOTS IT IS MILDLY INTERESTING AND WILL GET YOUR MINDS OFF THIS MESS FOR A MINUTE

>>1154162
cool story bro, enjoy your ban

>>1154162
uh, what did you report me for? enjoy your ban.

>>1154172
reported

>You are on the school bus, on a class field trip, getting cozy with your newest girlfriend.

>girlfriend

;_;

>>1154177
>>1154162
>>1154132
>>1154106
>>1154096
>>1154101
same person trying to switch the trolling around now.

>>1154177
reported

I love how OP's game thinks I'm not assertive when I just thought, "lol, not my problem."

>>1154183
ropearted

>>1154183
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>Cindy says, "It's MY game and I want to be Doctor FIRST!" You can:
>AGREE

>What a wimp! Cindy asks you to remove all of your clothes and lie down on the operating table. You can:
>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
HELL YES I WILL.
>Just as you have finished undressing, Cindy's mom comes into the room and gasps loudly. She pulls Cindy out of the room and describes the scene to your mother.

Son of a bitch.

How is this /jp/ related? This thread seems to be full of nothing but /b/ and underage. This post included.

"He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away.
He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over.

You have died."

Mother fucker.

>>1154199
Tsk tsk, Cindy...

HEY GUYS MY CAT WAS LOOKING AT ME KINDA WEIRD A MINUTE AGO SO I REPORTED MY CAT I SURE HOPE THE MODS WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY CAT SHE'S A REAL BITCH FUCK FUCK FUCK

>John, a very close friend of yours, has been very depressed lately. You have seen him moping around the halls at school, keeping to himself. One day, while you are running an errand for a teacher on the top floor of the building, you see a shadow swaying on the school roof. You peer through the designs in the glass window panel, straining to see what is happening out there.

>It's John! You call out to him and discover that he is planning to jump off. He wants you to go away and make believe you didn't see him. He starts talking about wanting to be "at peace." He refers to rock stars who have died, and how he will get a chance to be with them.

>Suddenly, while he is talking, John loses his footing and begins to fall off the roof. He is able to grab onto a flag pole that is attached to the side of the building. He looks frightened and begins to cry.

What are the consequences if I tell him to "DO IT FAGGOT"?

>The kind of calmness you are trying to project is not part of your personality. You expend so much energy trying to appear calm that you act ineffectively. Your friend falls to his death.

too late

>>1154207
This has always been /jp/ related. You're just a newfag.

>>1154145
Oh, what a lovely twist.

>Fool! She breaks up with you two days after you go out with her. This girl is only interested in guys she CAN'T have.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IT'S JUST LIKE REAL LIFE OH GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

I've had like 10 girlfriends in the last 5 choices. Why couldn't real life be this easy? ;_;

>>1154263
You would have been dead before you could get to the third.

>This was a very open-minded set of choices. You arrive at the country club waiting to meet Dad's boss's daughter. All of a sudden, this MOVIE STAR walks up to you. Your eyes glaze...your mouth gets dry and you must concentrate very hard to prevent your tongue from dropping out of your mouth. COULD THIS BE MATHILDA?

>Nope. It's some lady who thinks you work there parking cars. Mathilda arrives complete with braces, pigtails and a squeaky laugh. As the night goes on, you find out she's not so bad. Dad gets a raise the following week. Now, about the company picnic next month...

hurrrr

>>1154272
no u

>You're on your way to your wedding day! Congrats!

Maybe...Just maybe... I'll find happiness in this life! ;_;

>>1154303
;_;

>You ask yourself many questions. Do all men look like this? How old do you have to get before people start to "do" things? Are all of their "you-know-whats" THAT big?

Playing as a girl is the best.

>You have chosen an inappropriate response. (Or, at least, we hadn't thought of it. Please make a different selection.)

Uh, what? Jeez.

>>1154335
I fucking lol'd.

>The woman turns to you, and in a deep, sexy voice says, "Enough! We both know what we want. TAKE ME!"

>Select an action :
>BECOME HER WILD JUNGLE SAVAGE
>EXCUSE YOURSELF

So what do I do /jp/? Bang the milf or not?

>>1154347

DO IT FAGGOT

According to this game I could have led an happy life if I wasn't always so anxious and afraid of the world around me. Oh well.

>>1154347
Excuse yourself, anon. We will never get laid.

>>1154350
>You barely touch her before she lets out a blood-curdling, "YIIIIIIIIIII!!!" and collapses from exhaustion. "You were the best, darling, now run along before my husband comes home. He's insanely jealous and would absolutely shoot us both on sight if ever he had a notion of what a wild animal you are." Just then, the door to the rumpus room swings open.

>A man in a pith helmet and khaki uniform peers into the room. He twists his handlebar moustache nervously but calmly asks what you are doing in HIS house, alone with HIS wife, in HIS rumpus room.

>Select an action :
>CONFESS
>TELL HIM YOU JUST CAME TO DELIVER A PACKAGE
>FIGHT FOR THE WOMAN

You haven't failed me so far /jp/. What now?

>>1154367
>TELL HIM YOU JUST CAME TO DELIVER A PACKAGE

if you fought him, he'd rape you

>>1154367

Aim for the sweets and kick hard.

>>1154377

>"That's what they all say. I suppose the package was so heavy it took two of you to carry it into the rumpus room!" The man squints his eyes and works himself into a rage.

>"AHA! CAD! SCOUNDREL! LEECH! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY INNOCENT WIFE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER." He races to the wall and pulls down a double-barrel shotgun. The woman screams, "No, my darling. I just had all of the rugs cleaned!".

>The cold shotgun barrel presses firmly against your neck. CLICK...The lights come on...You wake up. You've got to stop eating those anchovy pizzas so close to bedtime.

ಠ_ಠ

>>1154392
At least you didnt die
/awesome

>>1154392
;_;

>>1154392

>>1154396
But he didn't have sex either ;_;

>>1154415
Yes I did
...didn't I? ಠ_ಠ

>>1154421
You dreamed it all.

>You have chosen to meet with Bridgette. Her characteristics may be described as follows:
>She is moderately trustworthy.
>She is moderately gentle.
>She is very calm.
>She is very happy.
>She is moderately confident.
>She is moderately attractive.

>You meet Bridgette in the following way: You have seen her at work in the school library.
>After deciding you are attracted to her, you ask her for a date.
>Fortunately, she accepts.


>Bridget
I think I might hit the jackpot.

>>1154392
SILLY ANONYMOUS, DID YOU THINK YOU COULD BANG THE SLUT OF A MILF FOR REALS?

She probly had several STDs.

>>1154392
Even your subconsciousness trolls you.

MIDDLE-AGED ADULT.

FAILED RELATIONSHIPS. BROKEN MARRIAGES. DEAD END WORK.

I'M RESTARTING MY LIFE.

if only it was that easy here);_;

>>1154431
Couldn't it be like those dream sequences from Tsukihime?

>>1154435
>She is moderately trustworthy.
Enjoy your cheating whore

>>1154435
>she
hurr

I chose to donate blood to a local blood drive.

>You are a brave soul.

>The nurse is a foxy redhead with a short uniform skirt and a cute wiggle in her walk. Your heart is beating faster already. "You will only feel a little pinprick," she says. She leans over you and tightens the tourniquet, resting her long, thin fingers on your bare arm. Her nails are painted cherry red.

>After fifteen minutes she offers you a snack to get you back on your feet. At this point I'm sure you wouldn't mind donating another forty pints or so, but you will need to keep some for yourself.

...if you know what I mean...

>You have just spent your last dime of available cash on a new record album. On the way out of the store, a beautiful girl asks if you would like to take her to a movie later.
>Because you have excellent social skills, you convince her to come over to your house to listen to your new album instead. You are irresistable, so naturally she accepts.

whoa!

He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away.
He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over.

You have died.


What?

The fuck is this? I have some terrible parents.

ITT ronery and reported.

Died of old age as a kind, lonely miser who'd been through more failed relationships than fingers on both hands.

This was all the more depressing after having a childhood so close to what mine was like.

>>1154492
>cleaning fluid
>tastes good
wat

>>1154513
Poisoned wine maybe?

It tastes so good that you drink a large portion of it. After a while your stomach begins to feel queasy and upset. You get dizzy and begin to feel faint. You call out for some help but no one seems to hear you.

The liquid in the bottle was poison. An ambulance comes to take you to the hospital where your stomach gets pumped. You are only slightly aware of what is going on, but know that your parents are crying and looking frightened.

The doctors try hard to clean your stomach, but you drank a large amount of highly toxic cleaning fluid. Your stomach and intestines are badly burned. You barely survive the experience. Your parents are shocked and badly traumatized.

Fuck year pantry raiding is awesome.

This narrator is a fucking prick, I want to punch him in the face.

>>1154529
As a kid, generally you dont think wine tastes good, unless you're european.

I answered everything truthfully matching up my choices to my mindset when I was younger.

Basically I was somewhat depressed with my life,not suicidally but I felt I could do better. I had awesome social skills and thusly had a plethora of good friends. Like for example when I was in Middle School/Elementary I kept on trying to be friends with the chinese guy despite what others said. I was wise enough that others could faithfully depend on me. I had a good job as a sales person,was essnetially rich because of all the friendly investing I did and married a very attractive woman.

I never got to have kids though because I curiously clicked on the sunset.

One problem that the game always bugged me about though was that I went too far out of my way to help people. It told me something to the equivilent of I am not afraid to throw away happiness so that others can enjoy theirs.

And then Shirou popped into my head, and I think I want to kill myself now.

>>1154546
Why is your wife such a slut?

>>1154578
Because you touched yourself at night.

So I'm going to see a fortune teller...

>You step inside a dark room. Medium Natasha looks more like LARGE Natasha, and fills most of the space. You notice that she has a kind face and a gentle voice. The fee for a reading is $50 ("kesh only, plis, dahlink"). Natasha asks if you want to continue:

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>Mom walks over to you and asks what is wrong. She brings you into the bathroom and takes your temperature. You don't have a fever. She gives you a glass of warm milk. You feel a little better, but it wasn't the milk that did it--it was Mom.

;_; I wish to hug my mother right now

Its like Im becoming Jesus or something. Everyone likes me and my stats are all high.

>Your social skills make it easy for you to ask for this request in a way that is difficult to refuse. She reopens the store for you. As you watch her disappear to the back of the store, you notice how firm her body is, and for a moment drift back to the days when you were that young.

>"Was it THAT long ago?" You wonder. "Yes," you conclude, "It was THAT long ago." Cathy snaps you back to reality by handing you a big pile of clothes. After you walk out of the store, you notice Cathy having car trouble.

>Select an action :
>TRY TO HELP HER FIX THE CAR
>OFFER HER A LIFT BACK HOME
>GO BACK TO YOUR OWN HOME

I like where this is going.

>>1154630
A couple options later...

>The two of you talk with great passion about subjects you haven't discussed in years. You had almost forgotten how much energy young people have for philosophizing about things. The longer you stay, the more you lose track of time. You refuse to look out the window, fearing that you will be reminded by the violet sky that it is getting late.

>Finally, a silence falls between the two of you. It is the uncomfortable silence that happens when two people who are attracted to one another realize the sexual nature of their impulses. Cathy becomes shy. It is clear that if anything will happen between you, it will have to be initiated by you.

>Select an action :
>MAKE A SEXUAL ADVANCE
>EXCUSE YOURSELF AND LEAVE

She's 18 years old and I'm a middle-aged man. Hmm, what to do...

>>1154637
This simply reeks of a bad end if you go for it. I can feel it.

>A little while later...

An all-girls school has asked for one member of your class to be a guest exchange student there for a month. Just think--ONE WHOLE MONTH IN A SCHOOL THAT IS NOTHING BUT WALL-TO-WALL GIRLS!!! Gym class will never be better. Students are reviewed for consideration. The principal has your name in front of him.

You have the right intellectual capabilities....
Socially, you are sophisticated enough...
Finally, your emotional sphere shows you can control your impulses. Congratulations! You're going!

FUCK YEAH

>>1154653
Good job!

>>1153726

heh, I remember playing this game on Apple II - good stuff, much deeper than Sims and shit. Looks like they got an online version now or something. Guess I'll play as the little girl again.

>>1154653
How much you wanna bet that you still don't get any?

>>1154653
FUCK YEAH! Best life ever!

>>1154653
Im good at this game.

>A little while later...

On the back of a cereal box, you see a contest to name the cartoon character that represents the cereal. You enter and...
because you are very bright and very creative you win!
Your prize package consists of a full five-years' supply of Crunchy Marshmallow Chewie O's!

>>1154546
There should be a VN where you play as Shirou.

>Your mother calls you in for a talk about something she says is "very very important." She thinks that it might be a good time to go for a checkup with a "gynecologist," a doctor who specializes in women.

Playing as a girl is best.

>>1154818
I keep ending up as a guy, even when I call myself Jenny.

Also, the game gets tedious, so I always skip to health and relationship related quesions. Getting bundled into a care and tortued to death was unexpected.

>>1154727
I bet it would be pretty epic.

>The two of you make love for hours and fall asleep in >each other's arms. The next day you are awakened >by the usual smell of coffee, and for a moment >wonder where you are. A flood of experiences from >yesterday invades your consciousness. You look for >Cathy, but she has evidently left the house. There is >a note by the coffee pot.

I just did a 15 year old girl.

I had a relationship since a young age, finally getting engaged as an old man, and then...

She leaves me at the altar.

Goddammit.

All the women in this are complete bitches and/or whores.

So true... ;_;

>After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

>The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

>They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...
>this will go on forever...

>You have died.

Manly tears

>>1154949
Beautiful ;_;

A little while later...

An all-girls school has asked for one member of your class to be a guest exchange student there for a month. Just think--ONE WHOLE MONTH IN A SCHOOL THAT IS NOTHING BUT WALL-TO-WALL GIRLS!!! Gym class will never be better. Students are reviewed for consideration. The principal has your name in front of him.

You have the right intellectual capabilities....
Socially, you are sophisticated enough...
Finally, your emotional sphere shows you can control your impulses. Congratulations! You're going!

--

FUCK YEAH

>>1154972
Fuck, I was too impulsive for it... ;_;

>>1154919
My high school sweetheart, left me for college reasons. One left me at the alter, and then one broke up with me. Finally got married, but I was in old age then, so no sex. Then I didn't slow down on a turn and died. All before the icon (sunset)
;_;

>>1155013
One bitch stood me up, one was married to a drunk who beat me up, another one ditched me when I proposed with a $10,000 ring. A few others were annoying too.

I finally got a hottie when I was middle aged. I got laid, whoo!

>>1155013
Oh but when I was a teenager I had sex with a fucking hot milf, and managed to avoid the husband finding out. Then I woke up

Wow, I just got 50k for taking a hobo lady to the hospital, Why can this shit happen in real life?

>>1155090
Because you need to go outside of your house to save rich hobos.

>>1155090
Err, I meant cant.

Normalfag the visual novel.

where's anime?
touhou?
hentai?
JAPANESE HAND CRAFTED VISUAL NOVELS?

I've fapped to the sexual adolescent questions in this before. Pretty depressing game.

FUCK THIS GAME IS TOO HARD GODDAMN

I TRY TO BE THE MANLIEST BABY I CAN POSSIBLY BE AND IT GIVES ME THIS SHIT ABOUT MY STATUS SHEET MAKING IT NOT POSSIBLE TO BE UNAFRAID OF THE DENTIST FUCK YOU

After all the bad ends I've potentially avoided, I wonder just how many possibilities this game has?

>A little while later...

>An all-girls school has asked for one member of your class to be a guest exchange student there for a month. Just think--ONE WHOLE MONTH IN A SCHOOL THAT IS NOTHING BUT WALL-TO-WALL GIRLS!!! Gym class will never be better. Students are reviewed for consideration. The principal has your name in front of him.

>You have the right intellectual capabilities....
Socially, however, you fail to make the grade.

Wow, I died naturally with almost maxed-out stats, still with my original wife and three kids (at least one of which had their own kids), and a nice house and car.

The only thing I never could get was a job as a researcher, and I ended up being a wealthy entrepeneur, despite botching two or three of the "vocational" experiences.

I'll be quite happy if my life turns out to be like this...

What the fuck I become a rock star and lose a bunch of social and family stats because some douchebag relative goes emo and tries to commit suicide?

I had a pretty awesome life and I managed to get a wife and a daughter, but I died as an old man playing baseball. What a shitty way to go.

After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...
this will go on forever...

You have died.

Baseball end was MANLY TEARS ;__;

>>1155396
More like old man tears.

HARRY NOOOOO ;_;

Fuck this game. The only "very attractive" woman left me because I reminded her of her father and I got punished for not spreading a chain letter.

I died a manly mans death in a seniors softball team game

>>1155537
my goldfish died because of the chain letter

>>1156720
what

You are sitting in a large place and a furry man walks up to you. He's walking around you in circles.
>furry
Select a mood :
CURIOUS
[x]FRIGHTENED

I'm playing as a girl hoping to get banged by a hot older guy. WHY ARE ALL THESE FAGGOT TEENAGERS ALL OVER ME? I keep waiting for a hot teacher to make a pass at me or something but I keep acting like a douchebag preteen.

>>1156720
Same

MANLY TEARSAN GAEMS

>A woman walks into a room holding a blanket and a bottle with warm, white liquid.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

A real man marries bridget, adopts a loli, and dies fighting a bank robber.

>>1156940
I hate to break it to you, but you ARE a douchebag preteen and you just denied a happy end to a few weeaboo teenage nerds.

So mai waifu and I decide to adopt a loli. Some time later she gives me a present that says 'I love daddy' on it.

The next day I go in the hospital for bypass surgery and die on the operating table. ;_;

>>1154339
I know. I selected

>CRANKY
>DO NOTHING

It fucking broke on me. You know, without external stimulus a person can be really upset but with nothing to show it on.

>A little while later...

>An all-boys school has asked for one member of your class to be a guest exchange student there for a month. Just think -- ONE WHOLE MONTH IN A SCHOOL THAT IS NOTHING BUT WALL-TO-WALL GUYS!!! Gym class will never be better. Students are reviewed for consideration. The principal has your name in front of him.

>You have the right intellectual capabilities....
>Socially, you are sophisticated enough...
>Finally, your Emotional sphere shows you can control your impulses. Congratulations! You're going!

ITS SAUSAGEFEST TIME

I've been asked by a bunch of guys to touch myself "down there". What do I do?

>>1155270
This is sounding a LOT like Persona. Academics, Charisma, Courage.

IT'S ANOTHER MAKE-BELIEVE LIFE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE MONSTER KILLING AND INSTEAD SEX AND STUFF YEAH

Y

>>1157058
Do it.

>The gynecologist is a very sweet old man. Most of the time you spend naked is with a nurse who helps prepare you for the exam. The doctor is kind enough to warm up the instruments before he examines you.

>When the examination begins, he shows you various different parts of your reproductive system and teaches you how to give yourself a breast examination, which he says is very important.

>He asks your mother if she would be kind enough to leave the room. When she does, he asks you whether you are sexually active and if you are using birth control. He then asks if you would like more information about birth control.

>Select an action :
>[ ]GET MORE INFORMATION
>[ ]SAY, "NO."

SLUT? Y/N?

>>1157068
>When the two of you are alone, the doctor gives you the facts on both male and female birth control methods and tells you to call him if you would like to talk to him more about it. You probably don't realize it now, but he happens to be an excellent doctor.
Id talk to him about it, if you know what I mean.

>>1154199
>>1154199
It IS possible to get Cindy to strip first.

>A little while later...

>One day while you are stepping out of the shower, your father walks into the bathroom and sees you standing there, stark naked. His face turns white, and he is frozen in his tracks, staring. You are mortified as you try to cover up. He avoids you for about three days, trying to hide his own embarrassment.

THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULDVE BEGAN DICKING ME.

Curiosity and persistence are early signs of an inventive personality. One day during late childhood you may find yourself attempting to rewire the electric hairdryer and have a shocking experience. For now you:

Select an action :
1. STIR THE MILK RAPIDLY WITH THE SPOON
2. PLACE THE SPOON INSIDE THE CUP AND TIP THE HIGHCHAIR TRAY FORWARD

>PLACE THE SPOON INSIDE THE CUP AND TIP THE HIGHCHAIR TRAY FORWARD

What the FUCK am I going to do #2 for?!

>>1157077
Because the joker teaches kids many things.

>Oooo! The seat is cold and you don't seem to have enough hands to cover all the parts that need covering. You try to appear casual but wind up looking like a cheap imitation of the statue, "The Thinker." The woman gets you a robe.

>After she sets up the equipment, she asks you to put on what appear to be three small triangles and a beautiful fur coat. She says you will have to leave the studio and have your pictures taken (with the fur coat open) in trains, in the library and in other public places.

>She can guarantee that you will have privacy during the shooting. Everything has been cleared with the town.

>You ask her what magazines the pictures will appear in. She says, "All of the major fashion magazines, and any of the newspapers that will agree to print them." (They ARE a bit risque.) You can:

>Select an action :
>[ ]APOLOGIZE AND QUIT THE ASSIGNMENT
>[ ]CONTINUE

Fuck yeah lingerie modelling while in adolescence.

>>1157092
Maybe it'll be posted on /b/

>You have chosen to meet with Gilles. Your first impression suggests that:
>He is moderately trustworthy.
>He is not very gentle.
>He is not very calm.
>He is not very happy.
>He is not very confident.
>He is not very attractive.

>This is how the two of you first run into each other:
>You have seen him studying in the school library.
>The two of you meet and chat for a while; he seems very nice.
>Since you both seem to be attracted to one another, you decide to go out

Its like im dating anon.

>>1157114
>Gilles admits that, every so often, when the two of you are being romantic, he makes believe that you are a famous movie star. How do you feel about this?

>Select an action :
>[ ] IT'S NOT NORMAL
>[ ] IT'S O.K. AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T GET CARRIED AWAY WITH IT

Even with a girlfriend, so ronery ;_;

Just passed infancy, and if my in-game parents turn out to be nicer than my real ones did, I'll be sure right away I could've lived a better life than this one. ;_;

>What color would you make your hair?

>Select an action :
>BLONDE
>JET-BLACK
>RED
>BROWN
>PURPLE

Animu colour hair?

>>1157131
>he makes believe that you are a 2D anime character.
Fixed.

>>1157140
There's no blue.

>MacGratulations! Your product is accepted!!! You earn approximately $500,000 in Resources. You become an overnight legend in the fast food business.

Fiddling with sandwiches on saturday evenings = serious business.

>>1157071
HOW DAMN IT HOW!!!!!!!!????

>>1157180
what did you pick? the onion didnt work for me

>>1157191

Cheese.

This game depresses me.

People who do nothing get nothing in life.
I'm a borderline NEET.

Fuck.

>You mention that she may be coming on too strong and that maybe she should take it easy. She tells you that she absolutely disagrees. The people who can't work with her simply aren't willing to work.
>take it easy

>What would you like to try?

>◯ ORAL SEX
>◯ BEING TIED UP AND TICKLED
>◯ EXPERIMENTING WITH MARITAL AIDS (VIBRATORS, CREAMS, ETC.)
>◯ SUGGESTING A MENAGE A' TROIS (SEX WITH YOUR WIFE AND ANOTHER WOMAN AT THE SAME TIME)

>>1157206
I don't have heterosexual sex because I'm a faggot

Now, regarding your emotional development...

You are a remarkably trustworthy young man. This trait is bound to take you far, emotionally and vocationally. You are developing into the type of adult that people can confide in. Unfortunately, the burden that comes along with this characteristic, is the tendency for people to tell you their problems.

A positive aspect of your adolescence is your ability to resist temptation and not give into your impulses. Since adolescence is a time for testing limits, this can get some people into some pretty dangerous situations. On the other hand, leading too much of a sheltered life can be boring.

You are taking life pretty seriously, aren't you. While you are far from depressed, it sometimes seems that you don't always strive to be the happiest person you can be.

Even though an occasional explosive outburst is common in most adolescents, you seem to have everything well under control. You seem to be sensitive and gentle.

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, you also have plenty of common sense.

Now that your adolescence is almost over it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)

GREAT MY OWN CLONE IS NOW COMPLETE. NOW LET'S DESTROY THIS AND CREATE MY CURRENT ANON SELF

>I'm sorry. In order to play through this vignette, you need to have a steady relationship with a girlfriend. You may try again later.
;_;

The relationship stuff is completely retarded. I've gone out with Cathy three times in a row, and I'm already into the 4th stage. The fuck?

>>1157327
Holy shit, apparently after dating her three times I find out she's already married! WHAT THE FUCK!?

HOLY FUCK. I JUST KILLED MY BOSS AND GOT A PROMOTION!

One of your friends is getting married next Sunday, and you have been invited to his bachelor party. The best man for the wedding has hired a performer for the evening. Her name is Helga, "The Norwegian Torch."

Her talent is taking off all of her clothing, dousing herself with a flammable liquid, setting herself ablaze and dancing until the flame burns out. The most amazing aspect of her performance is the fact that she damages neither herself nor her immediate surroundings. After Helga's performance, she relaxes with the people at the party, wearing nothing more than a black G-string.

At various intervals during the night, she whispers to a different gentleman at the party, leaves the room with him for about ten minutes, and returns. She leans over and whispers in your ear that she would like to perform a very bizarre sexual act with you.

Select a mood :
[ ] INTERESTED
[ ] NOT INTERESTED

Select an action :
[ ] GO WITH HELGA
[ ] TELL HELGA IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN BUT YOU ARE NOT REALLY UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW

I developed a lung cancer but died in the surgery.

Only two images away from sunset ;_;

A little while later...

After returning from the doctor's office one day, your mother walks into the house and bursts into tears. She has just been told that she has cancer. It is not operable and must be treated with a combination of chemotherapy and radiation. The family is in shock.

On the outside she looks healthy and vital, but on the inside she is deteriorating rapidly. The doctors can give you no definite answers about her condition, and no prediction of how long she will live. In the coming months there will be much sadness. The family may begin to treat her as if she is already gone, even while she remains alive.

In the months that follow there is much sadness. A short time later your mother passes away. It will take a long time to recover from the loss.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>1157114

You're dating Buffy's watcher, dude.

>>1157065

This game was for the Commodore 64.