/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let's fuck, beauty lass.

what does ha-ta-ta-n mean??

>>11531539
"girl who needs a spanking"

何それ？

>>11531585
Dirty stinky smelly hata-tan.

>>11531590
ポテトだ

>>11531539

whata fuck man who even wears a hoodie like that lmao

>>11531585
Why does she only have hair on one arm?

>>11531972

i think it's cute

aya on the other hand is very unsightly

>>11532014
That's not arm hair, nerd.

>>11532057
Smallhead!

that's mean

don't bully!

i want to gently caress an insecure and unstable Hatate and assure her that i love her.

then wrap my hands around her neck and squeeze her windpipe until she starts shaking from a lack of oxygen- then let go and watch her frightened and confused face

>>11532720
i did that to your mom and she started ovulating

Hata tan has a new sense of confidence!

Hatate is a potato.

Hatate should be locked up in a underground temple never to see daylight again guarded by a bunch of lamias

>>11532932
Why?

>>11532939
Because he is an epic edgy secondary who is also a horsefucking homo.

Hata-tan is frustrated!

Suicide Girls are a bunch of generic trash.

maymay-loving quaternaries

>>11534777
>>11534811

Hatate is evolving into Hatatan!

>>11535658
I'd press B and try again during day time.

>>11535682
What does hatate evolve into in daytime?

>>11535750
nothing

>>11535658
Hatate has the best feet.

>>11535750
An normal happy Hatate.

>>11535783
ka-sha! ka-sha!

>>11535792
Phone cameras don't make noises like that.

>>11535803
I've heard that Japan mandates that all cameras (cameraphones or no) make some sort of audible sound to prevent creeps from taking silent photos of panties and what not. Also her cameraphone does make that noise in DS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXlNZNmxmGM&t=6m48s

who knows, I just like the onomatopoeia

>>11535824
It is so sad that they have to do that.

How would you punish hata-tan for being so clingy?

>>11536000
Hey.

>>11536225
With a good dicking.

>>11532057
Remember kids

down the street

not across the road

Girl in need of a good spanking 101.png

>>11536225
That picture is cute.
That cutter, not so much.

I guess I would start talking about the past, how it was good to be young, how everything was better, etc, until she puts the cutter back in her pocket.


Then I would take a bullwhip out of my drawer, and I would whip the crap out of her for threatening me with a cutter, until she pisses herself.

>>11536287
Why?

Is it to sever the vein/artery/whatever more effectively?

>>11536431
Slashes accross the wrist do nothing but gives you scars.
If you really want to die, slash your whole forearm.

>>11536435
But what if I find scars sexually attractive?

>>11536445
If it's sexual, it's okay.
If it's just for attention, no.

>>11536447
I dunno. It's still fucking hot if she's mentally damaged (and not ugly or fat)

give me my cray cray waifs

>>11536466
>it's still fucking hot if she's mentally damaged
Dude I get off to suffering and pain and you're creeping me out.

Is this the NEET thread?

>>11536467
I don't get off to pain and suffering I just get off to CRAZY wwww

And I mean crazy, not retardation

>>11536471
Yeah.

>>11536474
I see the difference.

>>11536471
No, this is the spanking thread. Can't you see Hatate in OP?

>>11536476
No, this is the EET thread.

I'm posting this while in class right now.

neet hangout

>>11536481

Si it wrong that I want to spank Hatate?

>>11536229
Aya is a dick.

Purposely interrupting someone while they gettin they nut on is dick behaviour

>>11537421
How cute.
I want to spank her.

>>11537629
Stop posting.

>>11537421
do you think shes hiding her huge futa *ock inside that box?

>>11537638
Nah. Obviously that belongs to Aya. Hatate couldn't say "no" when asked to help.

How do you punish your disobedient crow-girlfriend?

The answer is obvious.
And it involves a lot of tears.

>>11537674
If you think she needs to be obedient and punished when she's not, you don't deserve a crow girlfirend anyway.

>>11537711
So you think it's okay for your girlfriend to cheat on you whenever she feels like doing so? You don't deserve a girlfriend.

Crows are supposed to be together for their whole lives, if she's cheating on your, she's not acting like a real crow.
And thus she deserves to bne punished.

>>11537721
Oh, that sort of disobedient? All right.
I'd tickle her or something, I don't know.

>>11537734
>I'd tickle her or something
Shit dude you're too innocent for me.
I'm leaving. I'll come back once there's another perverted and sadist asshole around.

>>11537745
>innocent
Not really.
What would you prefer I do?

if Hatate cheated on me i would just dump her and move on. not that she would ever do that. she's not a harlot like Aya.

>>11537753
Making her sleep on the sofa or something.

>>11537770
That's not very sadistic or perverted.

>>11537765
Whoa back the fuck up, think about what you just said before you get your ass kicked.

>>11537778
I meant the sofa that's in the basement filled with spiders.

If she's not begging for forgiveness five seconds after seeing how the basement looks like, either she's already insane, or she's not afraid of spiders.

>>11537784
You should keep a clean basement, anon.
...how full of spiders?

>>11537795
So full of spiders that Yamame's living in it.

>>11537808
I don't know how full that makes it. And Yamame is nice.

>>11537784

you should clean your basement

Hatate is the first thing I see every time I open my Touhou folder.

>>11537822
Nah. It's the "punishment basement". When Hatate does something bad, I let her choose between a spanking (that might involve into a fucking with the post-sex hugging) or a night in the basement.

>>11537822
Nah. It's the "punishment basement". When Hatate does something bad, I let her choose between a spanking (that might evolves into a fucking with the post-sex hugging) or a night in the basement.

>>11537780
bitch bring it ill stomp the yard with u

>>11537826
>spanking
this epik maymay makes CRAZY wwww look good

>>11537901
>>11537949
stop this.

what are you doing anon?

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

>>11537951
What does >>11537826 have to do with spanking? Aren't you a bit obsessed about this?

>>11537953
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. But Hatate's so cute, I can't help but want to bully her until she cries softly.

>>11537954
Whoops. Meant to quote the post below.

>>11537963
You wouldn't have quoted the wrong post if you were using both your hands to post.

>>11537965
Oh, wait, I'm not the epik spam king

Like I said, this is just as bad o worse than CRAZY HATATE. Now every thread about hatate become some weird spanking fetish thread

I wish the spam king would just pick some other touhou that no one cares about. Like mima.

>>11537969
>no one cares about. Like mima.
What are you smoking? Spare some nigga.

>>11531534
>hatatan

wat

>>11538000
punch it into pixiv and see what's what

>>11538303
hmmmm

Is there any particular reason as to why these Nihonjin are spelling Hatate's name wrong?

>>11538370
Looks like the answer to my question is on touhouwiki.net.

>Because of the purple colors she wears, an artist on Pixiv has created and popularized an emo version of Hatate called "はたたん" (hata-tan) who is usually seen with black hair, scars, and bags under the eyes. [1]

Is that really why this yandere fanon bastardization of Hatate was created? Because she wears purple?

>>11538469
Also because she stays inside and uses the internet all day.

>>11538476
So does everyone on /jp/ but I don't think that many of us cut ourselves or stalk people.

>>11538483
Most of us don't wear purple, either.

>>11538486
I'm wearing yellow!

>>11538486
Oh. So I guess that, taken together, being a social recluse and wearing purple are clear signs of a yandere. I'll keep that in mind.

>>11538493
Yellow is objectively the worst color. I don't own a single article of yellow clothing.

>>11537721
If she cheats it's likely she will do it again anyway, might as well drop her there and then unless you're a masochist. Punishing her would be pointless and only worsen your relationship.

>>11538593
Maybe he just likes hurting people.
Don't go in the basement, Hatate. You won
t come back out.

>>11538595
Don't doubt hatate, she's smarter than she looks.

>>11538595
What did she won?

Top 3 reasons to spank Hatate :
1 : she's cute.
2 : she's cute.
3 : she's cute.

"please don't leave me oink oink"

says the piggy faced hatatan

>>11538775
why is that picture so funny

>>11537721
To be fair, crow tengu aren't exactly 100% bird/crow like Okuu is (or was).

>>11538469
The full reason why Hatate was quickly turned into an emo cutter by the fanon was because her canon personality is almost the direct opposite of that.

Her DS spell card commentary comes across as very girly and kind of airheaded. It's hard to assign a western equivalent to her without losing some accuracy in the process, but Hatate's mannerisms and patterns of speech are very similar to teenage school girls who use the word "like" a lot, instagram everything, and aren't terribly concerned with their studies. Kakashi Spirit News could be considered her blog or Twitter account. She isn't an actual bitch, but her gadfly behaviour is at best tolerable. She probably texts in movie theatres.

Now, you take this kind of stock character and hand it over to a subculture full of social rejects who most likely bear much animosity towards such popular girls. It's only natural that they're going to take her image and flip it on its head. It'll be an opportunity to burn those hipster bitches in effigy.

>>11539813
Crow tengu hooliganism!

Darn crows, flying around and stuff.

>>11540210
Crows want to be your friend.

>>11540288
That's not a crow. That's a raven.

Have you spanked your tater today?

>>11540367
Shit, wrong picture.

How embarrassing!

>>11540370
With a butt like that, it would be idiot not to.

>>11540312
Ravens are crows too. The more you know!

>>11540487
Could Okuu and Hatate breed together then? What would their offspring be? Cravens?

What about rooks? Are they crows? Magpies?

pls respond

>>11540497
>Could Okuu and Hatate breed together
But they're both girls!

>>11540514
That is most easily remedied problem in the whole okuuXhatate egg laying project

>>11540497
Sorry I dont know. But those all belong to corvid family and corvid family is best family.

>>11539999
Interesting theory, makes sense.

It's still a pathetic secondary meme though.

>>11540574
Well yeah duh. I certainly hope that I made that clear in my explanation.

Still, hata-tan tends to get halfway original fanart. Although I really only like Hyudora's hata-tan.

>>11540536
The WHAT now?

>>11540497
>implying Wes Craven is Hatate and Okuu's unnatural childish abomination

>>11540631
The project to have they eggs in a nest and raise them. The gender issue is minor considering the other issues like they are cartoons in Gensokyo.

I won't resr until I have a baby craven touhou

tatatan

>>11539999
>Kakashi Spirit News could be considered her blog or Twitter account
If Kakashi Spirit News is her blog, then what is Bunbunmaru? Kotaku?

>>11542301
>>11542301
New York Post/Daily Mail/VICE Magazine/Gawker

Tabloid garbage, in other words.

Her name is Hatate it is rude and mean to call her by not her name!

>>11543110
Are you jealous I get to call her my little taters as I lovingly spank her plump derriere?

>>11543173
no spanking

>>11543210
Are you crazy? Who am I going to spank if I can't spank my lovely Hatate?

>>11543222
why don't you spank your own face, bitch

Bullying is wrong.

>>11543228
Because my face is not as sexy as Hatate's butt.

>>11543232
Sparky please leave.

>>11543282
Who the fuck do you call Sparky?

Have you spanked your Hatate properly today?

>>11545218
Please tell me how to spank my Hatate properly.

>>11546010
Grab a potato from the kitchen and slap it a little.

>>11546016
Hatate is not a potato!

>>11545218
I see Hatate is in her Bulimia phase.

Too much Hatate.
Not enough spanking.

We should fix that.
Or we can go with the usual Hatate pictures.

>>11546038

Fuck off

>>11548756
she can fly, you know

>>11548760
Not if I kicked her with anti-gravity magic boots

>>11548782
Well she is even safer now, since she cant hit the ground if there is no gravity

>>11548782
>>11548785
flying would also be significantly easier with no gravity

>>11548782
>>11548788
Actually, they are in fact anti-gravity boots and not zero-gravity boots
She will fall up into space and die of asphyxia!

>>11548791
but she could still fly upside down and sit on a ceiling somewhere.

>>11548742
This thread balances out the autism of the past thread

also chaining threads is generally a bad idea imported by crossies

please sage you're posts if you do not have any original ideas

>>11548866
>calls everything he doesn't like autism
When did /jp/ became this casual? Back in the day, we had more insults than that.

>>11549171
Who are you quoting?

>>11549623

>>11548866

>>11537969
>>11537951
ohh /jp/

never change w

>>11537969
How do you spank a Mima?

>>11551583
>w
Fuck off weeaboo

>>11551620
kinky

What does "-tan" mean?

>>11551537
yes, but who are you quoting?

>>11552492
What do they teach you in school?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphrase

>>11553019
Give up, he's a faggot.

>>11551816
it's what you get when you go out of the house for too long

>>11549171
That's rich coming from a faggot that uses "casual".

>>11549171
Back in the day, it was an insult to call a person anything other than an autist.

>>11553113
Whatever calms your massive butthurt, casual.

>>11553256
For a guy that knows a lot of insults "back in the day", you sure have quite an arsenal.

>>11553276
>getting this mad
Keep consoling yourself, casual.

>>11553113
>is hurt by the use of the word "casual"
Secondary detected.

I can't handle all this green.

I want /v/ to leave

hatatan

>>11556018
crazy!

>>11556212
no CRAZY ww

>>11556212
I never understood the syringe

>>11557250
She's collecting some of her blood to sell to people

How much would you pay for a vial of hata-tan blood that you could inject into yourself?

>>11557072
Remember to report subhuman sparky for ban evasion.

>>11557270
Only scum would sell its own blood instead of giving it away for free and save someone.

If only the Japs designed Mag Prime.

>>11553076
Wow that's epicly funny. How long did it take you to come up with that funnyman?

>>11558595
Did it rustle your jimmies?

Hatatan is collapsing.

>>11531534
Fuck you SEGA!: はじめまして。 あのん です。 ドイツ じん です。 どうぞ よろしく。

>>11563899
Less Hatatan, more spanking.

>>11563899
Where did you get that version of that picture? Tell me.

>>11565037
I want to spank her when she's cosplaying as Rise.

Also,
>sample

Hatatan!

Don't abandon hatatan's thread.

Join Gensokyo, they said.

>>11565017
ｎｏ！

>>11581201
crazy w

ww