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11504541 No.11504541 [Reply] [Original]

Kaguya smells good.

>> No.11504543 [DELETED] 

i want to smell kaguya's stinky NEET pussy

>> No.11504556 [DELETED] 

>>11504543
What about mine?

>> No.11504568

>>11504541
What does she smell like?

>> No.11504573 [DELETED] 

>>11504556
are you cute

>> No.11504578 [DELETED] 

Kaguya wud fug

>> No.11504581

Hey guys, don't you think Kaguya is an ideal housewife?

>> No.11504582 [DELETED] 

>>11504573
Kinda

>> No.11504586

I think of Kaguya when I look at a full moon.

>> No.11504593 [DELETED] 

>>11504582
are you a gril

>> No.11504594
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>> No.11504595 [DELETED] 

>>11504593
Yes...

>> No.11504597 [DELETED] 

>>11504595
are you a cute gril

>> No.11504600 [DELETED] 

>>11504599
I'm going to marry you!

>> No.11504599 [DELETED] 

>>11504597
Everyone says I am....

>> No.11504603 [DELETED] 

>>11504599
then i want to smell your stinky NEET pussy

>> No.11504607 [DELETED] 

>>11504599
I bet you aren't virgin. Grose

>> No.11504606 [DELETED] 

>>11504600
That's too embarrassing, we should hang out first
>>11504603
I'm not smelly, I like to take baths

>> No.11504611 [DELETED] 

>>11504606
But you said you had a stinky NEET pussy, why did you lie?

>> No.11504613 [DELETED] 

>>11504607
Actually, I am... I never had a boyfriend
>>11504611
I never said that.

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>>11504607
fite me irl bitch

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>>11504613
duuude

>> No.11504621 [DELETED] 

>>11504618
>implying that her was smelly

>> No.11504625 [DELETED] 

hey cute gril do you awnt to be my wife

>> No.11504629 [DELETED] 

>>11504599
I want to put it in.

>> No.11504631
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I want lick and put my tongue in Kaguya's butthole after a long, hot day

>> No.11504633 [DELETED] 
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cute gril pls be my wife

i want to pump my stinky NEET semen into your stinky NEET pussy

then we can cuddle and hug and be in love

>> No.11504637

>>11504631
Gross!

>> No.11504638

>>11504637
no part of a cute 2D girl is gross

>> No.11504639 [DELETED] 

Guys, I can't marry you so fast...
I need to go on a few dates and make up my mind.

>> No.11504640 [DELETED] 

If you don't have a stinky NEET pussy then you don't belong on /jp/. You might find these boards to your liking:
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>> No.11504644 [DELETED] 

>>11504639
but thtats not how love works

real girls are dumb

>> No.11504650 [DELETED] 

>>11504640
Fuck yourself. ;)

>> No.11504653 [DELETED] 

>>11504644
Stop talking shit about my wife.

>> No.11504654 [DELETED] 

Figuring out what to report is actually not an easy task in this thread.

>> No.11504659

I bet Kaguya smells so good that you'll become unable to think of anything else than her.

>> No.11504660 [DELETED] 

>>11504654
Get a life, nerd.

>> No.11504662
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11504662

Why you fucking neckbeard fagtrons derailing a Kaguya thread?

>> No.11504665

I need more delicious Kaguya images.

/jp/ pls

>> No.11504668 [DELETED] 

>>11504653
she was my wife first retard go home loser

>> No.11504669

>>11504665
Try pixiv.

>> No.11504673 [DELETED] 

>>11504644
I must enlighten you my friend. Cartoon girl are even dumber.

>> No.11504675 [DELETED] 

>>11504660
It's really quite a challenge. Should I just report the shitty roleplaying posts? What about the equally shitty on-topic 2hu shitposts? Or the people who are only opportunistic shitposters?

>> No.11504676

>>11504665
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Touhou+Kaguya+images

>> No.11504677 [DELETED] 

>>11504668
>>11504653
Guys, don't fight over me, come on...

>> No.11504680 [DELETED] 

>>11504665
Try famoussluts.com

>> No.11504681 [DELETED] 

>>11504654

Best post I have seen all month

>> No.11504682 [DELETED] 

>>11504673
cartoon girl are cute and innocent

>> No.11504688
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>>11504677
you want to marry me most though right please
i am cold on outside but heart love love dovy on inside is that okay i want you cute girl wife to take care of me please marry me

>> No.11504698 [DELETED] 

>>11504682
That doesnt negate what i said.

>> No.11504702 [DELETED] 

>>11504698
real girl is "smart" but that makes them gross person on the inside

cartoon girl is "dumb" but that make me want to protect cute innocent girl

>> No.11504710 [DELETED] 

>>11504691
Erm, that sounds kinda creepy...

>> No.11504711 [DELETED] 

>>11504702
You mean "smart" makes them gross?

You must be really stupid then.

"Dumb" girl is more like a pet than a person.

>> No.11504714 [DELETED] 

>>11504710
but if you are love me then it is cute and endearing and you love me for who i am right

>> No.11504715 [DELETED] 

>>11504711
A lot of people would be all over pet-fucking if they looked like girls.

>> No.11504718 [DELETED] 

>>11504711
the quotation marks are important
don't ignore them

>> No.11504719 [DELETED] 

/jp/ - Females and Dating

>> No.11504722 [DELETED] 

>>11504719
Not dating, just appreciation of (mostly fictional) females.

>> No.11504724 [DELETED] 

>>11504719
Not dating, getting married!

>> No.11504725

>>11504662
this is proper kaguya content

>> No.11504729 [DELETED] 

is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11504732 [DELETED] 

Please don't date anyone you meet on /jp/, they will only break your heart.

>> No.11504742 [DELETED] 

>>11504741
/jp/ can't be helped.

>> No.11504740 [DELETED] 

>>11504732
How else would I find a /jp/ boyfriend and a future husband? I don't leave my home...

>> No.11504741 [DELETED] 

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Jesus /jp/, you guys need help.

>> No.11504743 [DELETED] 

>>11504725
>>11504729

>forcing a sage in a post

laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.11504744

What do her farts smell like?

>> No.11504745 [DELETED] 

>>11504740
Don't worry about it, I already told you I'm going to marry you!

>> No.11504746 [DELETED] 

>>11504741
go back to /a/v/ retard scum fuck image dumping cuntrag

>> No.11504751 [DELETED] 

>>11504745
shes already married to ME retard she love only me go home looser

>> No.11504752 [DELETED] 

>>11504746
How about you cull yourself? :3

>> No.11504757
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>> No.11504762

Mokou pls stop ruining Kaguya thread.

>> No.11504765 [DELETED] 

>>11504740
You are going to have to leave your home. Everyone I dated on /jp/ broke up with me for exactly that reason. Nobody likes shut-in NEET girls even though they say they do.

>> No.11504766 [DELETED] 
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I want to marry a disgusting acne faced /jp/sie NEET

>> No.11504768 [DELETED] 

>>11504740
i can come to your home and then we can live together forever

>> No.11504780 [DELETED] 

>>11504765
Aww, that's really sad...
>>11504768
I'm not sure my mom would approve

>> No.11504785 [DELETED] 

>>11504780
just tell mom you want to move into apartment im sure she help you then we can live together forever

>> No.11504805 [DELETED] 

>>11504766
Will you accept my love even if I don't have acne and I do sports?

>> No.11504809 [DELETED] 

>>11504743
Jealous?????????

>> No.11504820 [DELETED] 

>>11504765
Please give me your contact information? I like shut-in girls and I will support you and give you a place to live. All I require is your love in return.

>> No.11504823 [DELETED] 

>>11504820
Sorry, I'm not a whore. I need to love your personality, not money.

>> No.11504825 [DELETED] 

/jp/ help me please, I need to have sex with someone
boy or girl its okay, I will give all my love
please

>> No.11504834 [DELETED] 

>>11504823
My personality is nice and kind. Just give me a chance, OK? I only want to get to know you better.

>> No.11504853 [DELETED] 

>>11504820
My heart has been broken too many times already. I would only hold back and that would ruin the relationship. Sorry.

>> No.11504854 [DELETED] 

Get a room, guys.

>> No.11504863 [DELETED] 

>>11504765
Sounds like to me you dated normies.

>> No.11504863,1 [INTERNAL] 

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYY

>> No.11504869

>>11504581
A lazy NEET would not take good care of husband or children, she wouldn't make a very good housewife.

>> No.11504871

>>11504869
She has Reisen for that.

>> No.11504877

>>11504871
That makes Reisen an ideal housewife, not Kaguya.

>> No.11504879

>>11504877
That's okay, I love Reisen!

>> No.11504896

I want to make a good wife, just like Kaguya...

>> No.11504899

Post the fakepucco Kaguya.

>> No.11504913
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11504913

I want to fuck Eirin.
I bet she smells like a hospital or doctor's office.
And sweat.

>> No.11504937 [DELETED] 

What happened to the autism circlejerking posts?

>> No.11504982 [DELETED] 

>>11504744
Jasmine.

>> No.11504991

>>11504568
Glory.

>> No.11504998
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11504998

I want to cum inside Kaguya.

>> No.11505001

>>11504869
Makes her grade-A imperial concubine material, though. Especially since she loves stuff that's so difficult to get.

>> No.11505003

Please do not sexualize Kaguya.

>> No.11505011

I want to smell Kaguya's hair

>> No.11505011,1 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck happened here?

>> No.11505011,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11505011,1
The good old days paid a visit.

>> No.11505011,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11505011,2
>>11505011,1
He submited a ban request and the mods didn't even ban me lmao. Dating confirmed for otaku culture.

>> No.11505011,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11505011,3
Were you the person pretending to be a girl?

I mean, one those desperados could have been the janitor.

>> No.11505011,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11505011,4
Pretending? Heh

>> No.11505011,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11505011,5
Heh.

(Friggin T...)

>> No.11506873

Will she get pregnant?

>> No.11506918

Does Kaguya shave her pubic hair?

>> No.11506921

>>11506873
Her immortal body will detect the parasite and eliminate it, maintaining perfection.

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>> No.11506940

>>11506927
Having a face full of Kaguya's bare feet? Yes.

>> No.11510833

>>11504581
Gentle wife, wise mother, yamato nadeshiko, rich, elegant, noblity... etc.
Not my cup of tea but she's definitely impregnation material.

>> No.11512789
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>>11504541
Kaguya will always be a stinky neet.

>> No.11512805

>>11504998

That's not Kaguya.

>> No.11512813

>>11504688
moko pls

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>> No.11513069
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the end.

>> No.11513121

>>11505011
too

>> No.11513122

>>11513082
Translate it please

>> No.11513129

>>11513122
something about reimu sexing up every game's final boss.

>> No.11513158

Someone link kaguya Tabletop Advanced

(DX Edition if youre a real man)

>> No.11514629
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I want to be Kaguya's house husband.

>> No.11514642

>>11512805

But it says so in his file name! A-are you saying he would lie to us, Anon?

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>>11514719
YES.
Bobcuts are the best. Especially if she goes to the hairdresser's as a sign of character development.

>> No.11514743

>>11514719
Kaguya looks pretty meh without her long hair.

>> No.11514778

>>11514629
thats the chick from Gai-Rei zero dude...KnowYourAnime dot com.

>> No.11514834

>>11514719

You make me physically sick

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>>11514834

>> No.11517070
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At least she'd have a good figure/game/manga collection for you to spend time with

>> No.11517399
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Someday I'll draw you, dear Kaguya

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>>11506918

>> No.11517474
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God save /jp/
Sweet home of liberty
Of thee I sing;
Board where my parents cried
Board where my future died
From every basementside
Let freedom ring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6nwidAdH4A

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>> No.11517578

>>11517474
Same idiot tune as "God save the king," I like it.

>> No.11518137

>>11514733
ASS

>> No.11518224

Hatate's thread is dead.
On a side note, >>11504631's picture is good.

>> No.11518233

>>11517070
You remind that fag teruyo I met once. Guy wrote a touhou fanfic, only to fill it with funny memes like "you lost me" and "i c wut ya did thar"

>> No.11518682
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>>11510833
That's definitely my cup of tea.

>> No.11519048

>>11514733
That face

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>>11517399
I will too.

>> No.11520804

>>11517399
>>11520794
Keep on dreaming. Only those who truly love their Touhou enough are capable of drawing them well enough to matter.

>> No.11530980

>>11506873
>>11506921
The thought of soiling her royal blood with my filthy commoner seed and mixing our genes together is really exciting.

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>>11530980
What a pleb. I am a member of a deposed royal house.

>> No.11531014

But do her feet smell good?

>> No.11531578
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>>11530980
That's horrible.
that's why I find it exciting, too

>> No.11531582

>>11504744
Love.

>> No.11531602
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>>11530989
I come from a lineage of Norman aristocrats myself.

Am I good enough to marry Kaguya?

>> No.11531637

I bet Kaguya smells like dried sweat and farts

>> No.11531648

>>11531602

>Norman
>Normal
>Normies

Sorry, no.

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>>11531648

>> No.11532372

does anyone have the really cute pic of a chibi-ish kaguya lying on her stomach in an oversized dress? i really want it!

>> No.11537013

>>11514719
No character development, please.

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