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Only if she teaches me to cut up girls without killing them.

I had a dream that I could cure any illness through the laying on of hands, and I set up a tent at a circus. I quickly became a worldwide sensation with people travelling from all over the world to see me, but then some bad guys tried to assassinate me! The irony was that I could heal everyone else, but I couldn't cure myself, even of a broken heart.

Can Eirin create SSRIs? I'm not sure I'd be comfortable in Gensokyo without them...

Only if I get to marry Reisen.

>11514725
That's some basic chemistry anon. And I suppose living there kinda balances the scales. I mean, it's like keeping cats even though you're alergic to them.

>>11514722
>The irony was that I could heal everyone else, but I couldn't cure myself, even of a broken heart.
Alright, Anon. You got me.

>>11514703
Want some of the really fun stuff? Eirin has you covered. I can just imagine her handing out fun stuff like DMT or LSD.

>>11514931
Eirin is a respectable pharmacist.

>>11514943
In English canon, Reisen takes "dubious drugs" to the Human Village (they translate "medicine" as "drugs" because the ambiguity is a meme goldmine).

>>11514951
I'd imagine most modern medicine would seem dubious to feudal era folk.

>>11514951
Dubious drugs, dubious medicine. There's not much difference, heroin was first commercialized as a medicine after all.

>11514943
A respectable pharmacist should have everything you might need, don't you agree?

>11514731
If you are diligent, the teacher can always give you a prize!

>>11514958
>>11514963
The original implication is that the medicine is of dubious quality.
The Touhou Wiki canon's implication is that Reisen carries recreational drugs, because she's just so crazy that she might smoke pot and do LSD!

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

A song named White Rabbit
Alice canonically buys drugs from Eirin
A coincidence? I think not!

>>11514974
But Reisen isn't crazy. She's incredibly sane. God damn it.

>>11514973
A prize? She isn't...

Actually, I don't want to turn another Eirin thread into a Reisen thread.

>>11515024
My point was that you'd have to prove worthy before thinking about it, sorry for bad wording. But let's not argue over that, we're not here for that anyway.

I have to put up some sort of Eirin poster on my wall, to always remind myself to what I aspire

Best Eirin.

why does fanon always have eirin trying to molest reisen

>>11515390
Inaba manga.

>>11515390
Probably because that's what most people would do if they were Eirin.

Or maybe I'm just projecting.

Would Eirin take a human as a disciple?

>>11514731
Why are their hands so small?

This thread is autistic as fuck, you creeps disgust me.

>>11515760
Fuck off with your dumb gimmick already

>>11515693
You have to start from something. The main problem seems to be expected life length, but one is able to increase it by becoming a youkai which requires effort, but is possible.

http://books.google.com/books?id=9bHqvfbV5C8C&pg=PA375&lpg=PA375&dq=%22the+1960s+were+the+most+prosperous%22&source=bl&ots=VO4Go0XR2a&sig=WYv6hoYwAfEtZAPjYojjtOzFSP4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=7c9XUuCLDY2A9QSA_IDIAQ&ved=0CC4Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22the%201960s%20were%20the%20most%20prosperous%22