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Kaguya.

Immortality has always been a dream.
Alternatively, Aya, because fast.

my answer is still komachi

reimu or yukari

Sanae
the power of being fucked by dicks

>>11502285
Immortality would get boring eventually.

Mima
power of feeling bones

>>11502300
So would posting on /jp/, but here I am years later.

>>11502303
The power to be a good girl.

>>11502316
girl power: power of being naturally interested in dicks

>>11502287

What's her power?

Utsuho

take care of the world's problems myself

>>11502325
all 2hus have that one
see: youmu

The power to fellatio a hundred men to orgasm in a splitsecond.

>>11502320
Narcolepsy

>>11502325
We're talking about Sanae, not Youmu.

>>11502324
This, You forgot UltraViolence mode. Not Okuu.

Once I dreamed of being Okuu and that I destroyed a city using my sacred fire, while spider-man and Hulk tried to stop me. Then we had tea on a aerostat.

>>11502330
Youmu power: power of being softer

Seija, if you can really flip anything.
I'd go out, find a cute girl, and create a scenario where I am a potential raper and she is a potential victim.
And then I flip the scenario.

Hatate's is pretty great, too, if you're not a people person.

Patchouli's is very versatile, I'd probably pick this, and become a wizard.

Koishi, if there's no downsides to it. You get to remove yourself from society as you please.

Yuyuko

i win

>>11502336

>>11502336
The power of being loved by many cute dicks!

>>11502344
but Youmu is a girl too!

>>11502352
are you sure about that?

>>11502341
Yuyuko power: being dead
maybe you won, but I don't think you can enjoy your victory

>>11502355
Actually its killing others.

Could you imagine just walking up to anybody, asking them to die, and then they just fall over dead?

>>11502357
What if they're deaf or listening to music really loud? you have to write it on a piece of paper?

>>11502357
Kill the people who don't hire your lame NEET ass.

>>11502361
then everyone else would be dead. sounds pretty boring.

>>11502368
But you're a ghost, so now you have hundreds of ghost friends.

Or they'd just be ghost bullies and not float around you and go float around some fucking rock or something and wave their sperm tail at you.

>>11502363
Do like a really suggestive finger motion or something.

>>11502355
I'll become a cute girl with pink hair too?

I want to be a magician.
Cirno's power would be fine as well.

>>11502376
a cute fat dead girl with pink hair.
are you dating someone?

Eirin's "power" seems pretty convenient
Or maybe Koishi's power, at the cost of most of my sanity, I can do whatever I want, get away with it, and not feel any remorse... or any other emotions probably.
But probably Flan's.

>>11502381
Its too soon for Flan power
got to wait nine more hours

>all of these people wanting death and destruction powers.

Seriously? I want to be Letty.
I just want to float around the world aimlessly making it snow, and maybe stop by some random playground and help some kids build a snowman.

>>11502393
You'd be sleeping whenever it isn't winter. And the kids would probably run away from a creep like you.

>>11502393
Dude, its very cute but do you even chuuni?

>>11502396
Its always winter somewhere, i'm not confined to a small space like Gensokyo.

>Dante must die mode: not Reimu
what is this meaning

quick question. Is Sakuya human or lunarian? Every single thing I've seen suggests she's human, but one damn poll I've seen suggests otherwise for some reason.

>>11502432
the special ability of having plot armor allowing you to do anything you want without consequence is off limits in that mode.

>>11502345
Janitor-san, why did you delete my picture?. It wasn't that obscene.

what about tei/tewi powers

Eirin because her abilities would be useful IRL.
Science is cool

Hong Meiling's
Next question

>>11502535
Eirin does not do science, but spells and SCIENCE. Which is not compatible with IRL.

She is as realistic as Dr. Light.

>>11502565
In her official profile it says her abilities are "Creation of any kind of medicine; natural genius." Compared to other touhous Eirin's powers are pretty "compatible with IRL."

>>11502438
Her being Lunarian is a popular fan theory.
However, there is very little proof of this, aside from some dialogue in IN that hints at the possibility.

patchy's, it's the most versatile or yukari's, being able to go to places would allow for more learning

>>11502556
What is your full name?

Mokou. Immortality and fire manipulation, what more could you need?

>>11502784
being able to instantaneously travel anywhere you want would be sweet
take trips around the world without having to buy any tickets or reserve hotels since you can always go home when you get tired

Satori

>>11502857
Being a mind reader would be pretty shit, if you haven't already lost all faith in humanity then you probably would after about 30 minutes of hearing their disgusting innermost thoughts.

Suika

Remi's might be nice. I could fate myself to win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and be a rich NEET forever.

Wriggle's would be nice too.

>>11502967
Why wriggle's?

Miko's. Her light and sword spells are very flashy. I would like to use those. And she has a sort of teleport too which would be very useful.

Or maybe Cirno's? I really like the cold and ice related things so it would fit well for me. Also having ice wings would be the best. As well as the immortality that comes with being a fairy.

Or...maybe I'd want Remilia's instead. Assuming she can actually alter fate. Also the vampire abilities would be cool too! I'd make sure to get a cool weapon like gungnir as well.

>>11502982
So I could finally enjoy summer nights without falling prey to six-legged vampires, or just be able to tell ants and flies to leave my room. Being able to control the most of the creatures of the world is a nice extra.

Youmu or Marisa.

I'd like to have Aya Shameimaru's power! She's super strong and a Tengu!

Marisa or Sekibanki

>>11502791
Mokou is like a human flame, you'll burn everything even your home, your family and maybe your PC

her powers,

looks easy get a good fortune selling flowers and stuff

Yuugi's easily

Alice/Yuuka: I don't even know what Ultimate Magic is but it sounds pretty baller.

Utsuho: Well, the energy crisis would be solved, for one, that sounds all right. I'd probably be dead for all the people wanting to get to me/kill me, though.

Nitori: If her kappa intelligence and machinery came with it, that sounds neat. Otherwise, water tricks.

Byakuren definetly.

Body manipulation magic seems exactly something that would be cool to have.

>>11502393
r u 'avin a giggle m8

Anything would be cool, even the power to make things follow a rhythm or other dumb shit.

Rinnosuke's seem pretty pointless though, at least Kosuzu would be amazing with certain books.

I WANT TO STOP TIME, FUCK NORMAL MODE

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Aya.

>>11503202

I CAST FIST!

The answer is Tei

Good Luck is always a good thing

>>11502283
>>>/jp/
Touhou boards belong here.

>>11503606
>MFW I FUCKING THOUGHT I WAS POSTING IN /B/ AND IM A FAGGOT

>>11503606

>>11502556
You know what's good in life.

>>11503606
>>11503613
if you werent a namefag you would just delete it but you are so i guess it's to be expected

>>11502804
just walk around paris like that butler in Blood+ but less emo

>>11502804
You could gap your penis into cute lolis from 6000km away.

I always liked Alice's doll army, plus being a magician is pretty awesome.

Nitori would be cool if her skill as an engineer also included software engineering

Remi's fate manipulation, anybody's magic, Kaguya's manipulation of instants and eternity or Suika's, because the ability to gather things is incredibly broad.

I'd be happy with the sake gourd, though.

Fuck hard mode, I'll take Yukari. It'd be like having a gloryhole in my bedroom.

Obviously Sekibanki. Time to get spooky!

Screw your modes, Sakuya's powers to screw with space and time are awesome.

>>11502283
Satori, but I would act like I can't read their mind.

Who wouldn't want Suika's powers?
Density manipulation plus an array of other helpful abilities, with an oni's strength.

Easily Komachi. The power of both space & death? AND I get a boat? Aw yeah.

Yabbadabbadoos, so I can judge myself into heaven. Or Suikas to live out Giantess fantasies.

>>11504390
Vampires are close to Oni strength, right? And they're faster. Flan/Remi are really low generation, so they'd be crazy strong, and their special abilities are both crazy good to boot.

Kaguya.
Because immortality is best.

1. Eirin. To be cleverest is a power!
2. Mokou. Flame control. Without immortality
3. Cirno. Making ice, lowering the temperature is a fine too.
Or other power that have applied nature.

>>11504686
But you can't drag your feet through cities and kill hundreds of thousands of people as Remi/Flan ~

>>11505649
I can accept that sacrifice.

>>11504686
Sure, but you can never go out in sunlight again.
Which I suppose doesn't matter to the average /jp/sie.

>>11505699
A parasol seems to be enough for Remi, so I should be okay if I make sure I don't have to go out when its too bright and layer up.

Does Yukari's manipulation of borders actually give you nigh-omnipotence, or is that just retarded fanon?

>>11505735
Retarded fanon.

Yuugi's ability to punch the laws of reality, komachi's power to manipulate space or seija's power to reverse things

satorins! i want to read the average /jp/er's mind!

>>11505795
Why bother? All you'd see is dicks.

>>11505823
then i want to read the average normies mind!

I'd want Rumia's powers
Darkness is the best

>>11505830
You'd still probably end up seeing dicks.

>>11505830
Even more dicks

>>11502285

Funny, I was thinking Mokou. Wanna fight to the death forever?

Seigas. I would be the best burglar.

>>11502287
Power over shekels?

>>11506192
she can manipulate distances
there are a lot of practical applications

are there any shapeshifting touhou? i want to shapeshift into a little girl

>>11506239
Most touhous are animals or something that did shapeshift into little girls. Mamizou's power in particular does it.

>>11506239
Nue

Infinite unlimited booze !

Oh, and strength/toughness, mist/multi/mini/mega form / density control.

Kisume, the power to be cute and live in a bucket without ever having to leave is sure to help me in my quest to be 'super-NEET'

chen power