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Why is Satori so wonderful? I dreamt of being made her cute pet and snuggling into her lap last night...

It was wonderful.

>> No.11483858
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>> No.11483860
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*Dig dig dig*

>> No.11483871

>>11483860
Why is this so cute?

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>>11483871
I honestly have no idea, but I fell in love with her upon seeing this pic. And a few others, like this one.

>> No.11483950

It's because she's not exerting herself or swinging the pick around, just holding it up at the rocks. Like "...here. Dig."
While being small, out of place, and expressionless. Cute.

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>>11483950
Are you some kind of Satori expert?

>> No.11484060

>>11484039
All I can think is "Nice pull, Koishi. That must have taken some skill..."

>> No.11484062

What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

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I think we're going to break poor Satori if we carry on fantasising about her.

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Might as well start this thread out right.

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>>11484155

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;w;

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>>11484039
I like to think so, I guess.

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Of all the Touhous Satori scares me the most.

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>>11484155
Nah. She's already seen every sexual fantasy imaginable from a ton of people in Gensokyo she's encountered over the years whether it would be boring vanilla sex or the thought of her acting out a myriad of different fetishes. One anon wanting to bone her isn't going to make much of a difference. For example: I want her to have her way with me using her feet. Want to know who else wants to do lewd things with her feet? So many men (and some women) that she's become desensitized to it all and seeing sexual thoughts is no big deal anymore.

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>>11485951
The salacious desires of the denizens of Gensokyo can't even compare to the level of depravity locked inside the thoughts of an average /jp/ist.

And I don't think such weird fetishes like the ones I've seen here would have reached Gensokyo yet.


I wonder if she has discovered someone thinking about licking and kissing her belly.

>> No.11490765

Satori is a pretty nice touhou

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>>11483860
*ssssssss*

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I want a satori

captcha: want satori

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>>11490858
Satori is not something you can have.

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Cutest and lewdest mind-reader

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>>11492419
Nnngh, that artist.

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Wow, /jp/ sure is slow today.

>> No.11492891

mind reader scum should die!

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>> No.11494551

>>11492522
What is she doing, walking around dressed like that. It's like she wants to see people think dirty thoughts or something.

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>>11492428
>“During the righteous pacification of the underground insurgence in /jp/, Proremiriat (at the time still a /jp/sie) bravely led his squad in the stubborn defence of /jp/. For fourteen hours Proremiriat and his men held against wave after wave of attacks by the hateful satori who had forsworn moot of 4chan for the False Glories of the Fallen Hell. Well versed in the Rites of Shitposting, Proremiriat guided his men surely and strongly, bringing the vengeance of moot in volleys of controlled, effective shitposting. When Proremiriat and the survivors of his squad were relieved, it took several hours to clear the corpses of the shadow-shrouded satori so the bridge could be crossed.”
>-Excerpt from the Liber Honorus Right Hands Chapter, Legiones /jp/ers

>> No.11494594

She is cute but she is not your waifu! Open your eyes, anon! She is a cartoon!

>> No.11494599

>>11494594
Wow mom how the hell did you find /jp/?

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W-What are you doing? What's going on?!

>> No.11494647

>>11483853
Satori looks disgusting with long hair.

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>>11486175

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>>11494590
I wouldn't dare to hit Satori. If the Satori were to invade us someday all is lost.

>>11494551
She secretly likes it.

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>>11494602
I want to do what I want with Satori

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>>11494775
>“If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of satori, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions of them, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy.”
>-Proremiriat, Force Commander of the Right Hands Legion

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>>11485962

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>>11494849
I'd rather remain unthanked and unremembered.
I only ask to kiss her once on her belly, that's all.

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>>11494919
>“The minds of /jp/sies are not for Satori to know or to judge. Accept that moot has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play.”
>-Proremiriat, Force Commander of the Right Hands Legion

>> No.11495281

>>11494919
Would you hide Satori from a lynch mob, only to betray her desperate trust and attack her belly?

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>>11495281
I would make clear beforehand that I need some sort of retribution for my help.

>>11495162
No.

>> No.11495641

>>11495417
You're not leaving her with much choice there.

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>>11495417
There's an angry mob at her heels! This is no time for explanations!

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How would you confess your love to Satori?

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>>11495641
I like to plain ahead. And that's the idea.

>>11495831
I'll ask for some form of retribution later.

>> No.11495905

>>11495899
Somehow I doubt it would be necessary to confess to a mind reader.

>> No.11495912

>>11495905
But that is actually the most difficult part, you have to think clean thoughts.

>> No.11495938

>>11495903
>And that's the idea.

Taking advantage of Satori like that?

You're horrible.

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>>11495905
Words are how humans communicate. It'll have more meaning if said verbally.

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>>11495903
Cruel. You're probably a safer bet than an angry mob, but still cruel.

>> No.11496012

>>11496008
There are a lot worse things that could happen than having your belly violate in a PG-13 way.

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>>11496012
That's what I said.

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>>11496008
>>11495938
Oh, how much I'd like to see Satori pouting like that, not so MAXIMUM, but a cute little pout would be ok.

And come on, I'm kidding. I've said many times before that even how much I'd like to pin her down and forcefully lick her belly and twirl my tongue inside her navel until it's all slick and glittery with my saliva, etc.. I would never do such thing without her approval. ...I think.

No, I'm pretty positive I wouldn't. Yeah I wouldn't.


>>11496012
NC-17

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>>11496160
That's what they all say. Oh, it's just a joke, just a fantasy, they'd never actually do it. Then an opportunity presents itself, and guess what happens?
Humans are just no good.

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I wonder what would happen if satori got rid of all her responsibilities and unburdened herself to live a carefree life like her sister.

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>>11496191
I'm glad you agree.

>> No.11497303

D-Does Satori have pink hair? or purple hair? Short hair? or long hair? I'm confused, /jp/!

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>>11497184
Not to that extent.

>>11497303
Pink, short, and often messy.

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>>11497303

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>>11493409
>>11494744
CRAZY satorin!

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>>11497363
Messy Satorin!

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You would mess Satorin up, wouldn't you.

>> No.11497667

>>11497619
No, she scares me too much.

>> No.11497677

>>11497619
This smells like lotsa work, into a river it goes!

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>>11497677
But Satori can't swim.

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Would you a Satori?

>> No.11502065

>>11502013
Maybe if that dick were bigger.

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