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1149024 No.1149024 [Reply] [Original]

My greatest regret in life is I will never get to fuck Youmu in the butt.

>> No.1149037
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1149037

Awww

>> No.1149041

It makes me feel really bad when I realize I'll never be cute. I'm stuck with this large frame and manly face, and it makes me feel horrible.

>> No.1149043

maybe you should turn to the muslim religion and get promised 47 virgin Youmus in heaven after an heroing yourself with dynamite

>> No.1149042
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1149042

None of us will be able to, anon.

>> No.1149046

Sitting next to Youmu and cuddling her would be all that I needed to die with no regrets.

>> No.1149047

There's always time to meet her in the afterlife.

>> No.1149048
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>>1149024
Fuck a pillow and it will be the closest thing to fucking Youmu.

>> No.1149051

>>1149024
Wait does this mean you'll be able to get a ghost blowjob or not?

>> No.1149054

>>1149041
Perhaps you have those features so you may appreciate cute things more.

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>>1149048
Great, now I'll always be picture Youmu when I do that.

>> No.1149086
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My biggest regret is that I will never be able to fuck Myon.

>> No.1149093

>>1149041
Perhaps you are like me in that you want to be what you want to fuck?

>> No.1149109

>>1149093
Well I don't want to be a girl, but I'd definitely like to be shorter, less threatening in appearence, not get mistooken for someone 25+ at 19, the list goes on.

>> No.1149110
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>>1149093
But it would be an never ending cycle. If I were the cute girl, I'd want to be filled by the brim with cocks and held by a big pair of arms.

>> No.1149118

>>1149110
The only solution is futa.

>> No.1149122
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>>1149086
Fuck a cold marshmallow?

>> No.1149123

>>1149109

Someone thought I was married when I was in the 8th grade.

I don't think I look that manly.

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>>1149118
Actually, that'd be perfect. A futa milf who's decently built, but not excessively so.

Great, now I need to search for doujins that fit that criteria.

>> No.1149131
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1149131

I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE GHOST-GIRL

>> No.1149136

>>1149118
not quite, my solution would be to be a lesbian, but being futa would be nice too since then I do not have to give up my pOnos

>> No.1149138

Youmu would be infinitely more awesome if she were a giant floating puffball with swords with a tiny loli satellite instead of the other way around.

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>>1149123
Ah, that was really embarrassing when I was fifteen, and a repairman thought my mother was my girlfriend.

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>>1149138
I can dig it.

>> No.1149143

>>1149122
Myon isn't a cold marshmallow. She's just like Youmu, but softer.

>> No.1149141

>>1149131
Now neither of us will be virgins.

>> No.1149152

>>1149143
That would make Myon the softest.

>> No.1149149

>>1149143
>She's just like Youmu, but softer.

How is that possible?

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>>1149149
The great thing about Myon is you can brutally rape her as hard as you want, but she will feel no pain, only pleasure.

Youmu would probably become full ghost though from ecstasy overload.

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1149189

so, if myon penetrates youmu, it counts as masturbation?

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>>1149189
It, it counts as something alright.

And you just made me think of something. Youmu has plausible deniability when it comes to futa, as it could in fact be Myon who can easily create one.

>> No.1149207

>>1149200

Or Youmu is a futa and Myon is the dick sleeve/sex toy.

>> No.1149208

There really should be more Youmu X Myon doujins

>> No.1149210

>>1149208
I guess you missed reitaisai?

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>>1149207
If I had a ghost half, I would make sweet love to it every night.

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>>1149210
Is it this?

>> No.1149231

>>1149227
BRACE FOR NGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.1149259

>>1149200
I wish to be the ghost penis

>> No.1149356

>>1149024
Sad that I've never seen /h/ of that.

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