/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Chake it eajy!

>>11476921
>>11476930
Nope, we aren't back to normal yet.

>>11476921
Love this one. :3

It doesn't feel like its back to normal...
I'm kowaii...

where can i download the yukkuri sim i want to play it

Posting this one from the last thread.

>>11476940
http://en.sourceforge.jp/projects/simyukkuri/

That's pretty creepy, what do your friends and family and significant others say when you show these things to them?

>>11476943
I don't think those Alice types are taking it very easy!

>>11476954
"Get out of /jp/"

>>11476951
thanks youre a life saver

>>11476962
Your family knows what /jp/ is?

>>11476971
I am the only person from my family that walks the Earth. Get the picture?

>>11476958
The dead can't speak.

>>11476975
Your family has a genetic hereditary defect that causes you to lose muscle tone and eventually become crippled and confined to a wheelchair?

I'm so sorry for your spot in life.

>>11476954
the dead can't speak, fagtron

The moral of the story is to hold our loved ones dear, and to take it easy with them as much as possible.
Remember this friends!

>>11476987
>>11476975

I see, I didn't realize /jp/ had taken to murdering their family in cold blood in order to get their inheritances

Did autismbux go away, or are you from a non-American country?

>>11476993
Seems pretty stupid to me. Other people just slow me down. I have a life to live and I'm not going to be held back by anybody. They can waste their time crying and cuddling while I make my way to the top of the World.

Are there any Yukkuri Onaholes?

>>11477012
But my friend, we need others to make our lives enjoyable! You can certainly live on your own, but it is the ones we love that keep us going through tough times!
Please try to be easy friend!

>>11477016
You can make one yourself!
All you need is a sharpie, some red bean paste and latex.

>>11477029
I don't need anybody to love me. I don't know why you're saying that having others around is a prerequisite to an enjoyable life. I am one of the happiest people on the Planet.

>>11477016
You know onaholes are an imitation of 3D

>>11477053
Then why is there always 2D girls on the box art?

>>11477068
Are you familiar with the concept of Cognitive Dissonance?

I missed you guys

even tho you only bump the thread once per day and vanish again

country bumpkins

>>11477075
uh..

>>11477131
I love you too, anonymous!

cute

sometimes you can't take it easy

>>11477220
the color keeps bothering me every time i see this so i fixed it

>>11477329
>True Happiness
why, kiri

;_;

>>11477474
Very cool!
Can you do this one easy?

>>11477474
I am still bothered.

MUZUKASHI

>>11477637
Regardless, can't deny his art skill

>>11477474
green reimu is surprisingly cute

Yukkuri art is truly the most stagnant art community

>>11477762
ah here we go

>>11478303
can you photoshop a clock on the strawberry

I want to take it easy with my own Hijiri

>>11478306
Kirishima Ryuji is apparently extremely rude. He'll poorly edit any non-abuse works and go on tirades about how the only yukkuri art should be abyuse.

>>11478026
Some say he does non yukkuri art professionally. The hypothesis is that he's a hentai artist but for whatever reason he keeps the two separate. He's way too good to just be doing yukkuri works.

>>11478303
Now it's perfect.
>>11478305
Isn't that some stupid newgrounds thing?

>>11478305
huh

>>11478343
you were supposed to put the clock on the strawberry but not actually cover up the whole strawberry infact its a small clock

>>11478340
>Isn't that some stupid newgrounds thing?
what the hell is newgrounds

i hate yukkuris so fucking much. so fucking much

and all of you as well!

>>11478348
i see. that makes perfect sense.

>>11478376
there we go.

>>11478321
But the only Yukkuri art should be abuse. Fucking disgusting things.

I love when they kill them

>>11478426
and i love when they sexualize them

First sage, then this, then that.

Moot takes bullying very seriously...

>>11478482
Cool image, dude

You know what I'd like?
I'd like to adopt a solid Yukkuri, probably a Kanako or something. I would put her in an yukkurium, and I would force her to watch as I torture other yukkuris in front of her while constantly telling her "you're next".

And then see how it would react. Would it care about other yukkuris' sufferings?

Another thing that could be fun : take a whole family, then steals the smaller's hat. It'll get beaten by its family.
Once it's agonizing, take it back, nurse it back to health, and feed it until it's bigger than its parents.
Once it's done, brainwash it until it hates its former family, and then let it out.


It's going to slaughter its entire family, and it'll be hilarious.

I wish my drawing tablet wasn't dead so I could draw yukkuris taking it easy and stories with happy endings.

>>11480577
Please do.
Abuse is fine, but family-friendly stuff is good once in a while.

>>11476993
How could she resist not to let the poor yukkuri in?

>>11480928
Is that a real question, or is that your way to say that the yukkuri in that comic is really cute?

has anyone here tried the maricha sim? i think its the best animated simulator right now, but its not as complete as the first one or simyukkuri

>>11482280

Got a link?

What's the substance inside their bodies again?

I forgot

>>11482317
Feces

>>11482321


Yukkuri truly are disguting.

>>11482317

red beans

>>11482310
sure thing brah
link is down here

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/55988

>>11482359
and rice

>>11482361
and semen

Serious question

Why are yukkuri artists so uncreative

>>11482389
It's a fucking head, what else are you supposed to do with it?

>>11482423
The original artists did a lot with them

Creativity has completely stalled out in the past 2 years

>>11482423

>>11482434
For a "meme" it sure spawned a lot of stuff, considering than the lifespan of one is usually months. Even so, we still get some good things now and then.

you guys are really babysit by your janitors

one of them 15min banned me before i even had a chance to delete my own post

all because i asked why people considered you such "god tier" shitposters when in reality you're no better than the average /vg/ shitpost general

>>11479929

Kanakos can fire onbashiras at industrial nailgun force and never miss though. Get a sanae or something

>>11480876
I need a drawing tablet for that, I tried my best with a mouse but this is as far as I got before losing morale since it took so long for such a simple thing as black and white lineart without details

>>11482280
It's broken to the fundamental level, sadly. The mouse pointer dies randomly, suddenly you can't pick her up anymore, tons of useless menus

I couldn't play it enough but I'm also guessing she can't even grow up (it would be so annoyng to wait and see that I'm not sure if this complain is even worth mentioning at this time)

But it has potential as a different thing than the more popular yukkarium sim.

Is there any torture image that makes you feel? I'm taking antidepressants and they're sucking all my emotions away. I jjst eant to feel something once.

>>11483502
I get feelings from stories, not pictures alone (unless there's a backstory to it)

But I'm not into abyuse if that's what you are asking for. I get sad when I read True Happiness and I get bittersweet when I read Between Studies

if you are into reading you could try this:
https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/story-list
since it lists (badly) if it has abyuse

>>11482572
I guess that's fair.

I just don't like seeing artists willingly confine themselves to all these little white walls that shouldn't be there.

Am I the only one who can't get the maricha sim working?

"Startup failed."

No error description, that's about it.
Can't find anything referencing that in the readme either.

>>11486321
Unzip with japanese locale.
Run with japanese locale.

If you say you were already running it like this, I'll say you are a liar.

>>11486757
Did that, but still doesn't work. Same error.

>>11489222
Then the only way I can help is telling you the sim wasn't even that good anyways.

Is this the NEET thread?

>>11490007
it has the best animation, but yeah its still work in progress

How To Draw Manjuu

>>11491157
Whats that last panel for?

>>11477059
I have no words...

>>11491157
1. Draw a circle.
2. Draw the rest of the fucking yukkuri.

>>11478348
>what the hell is newgrounds
Some flash sharing site that was really popular before youtube was around. Mostly full of shitty animations.

>>11499194
I used to browse there a lot when I was like 13 or so but then I eventually outgrew it. Can't believe it's been 7 years already.

>>11500696
I used to do the same, but I'm 5 years older than you.
I has been around for ages

>>11476951

This thing really shines once you leave it running at normal speed for like 6 hours or something.

Also I quite appreciate the fact that now you can add more yukkuris on-the-fly rather than sticking to the ones you placed before.

>>11504696
>leave it running at normal speed for like 6 hours

They'll all be dead by then. Parents are terrible at taking care of their children, so you get mold outbreaks if you don't monitor and control the pukes.

>>11504878
Mister mold?

So OYP appears to be immunocompromised.

>>11507365
how so?

>>11507365
what you mean?

>>11508309
>>11512612
Ah, not any more. It was only for maybe an hour or so, but it appeared to have been infested with loads of malware.

Relax~

How have you raised yu-abuse awareness in another board today?

>>11527340
Why must you shitpost?

>>11527344
Why must you be a hostile aspie who throws buzzwords around?

>>11527353
Because you are trying too hard to fit in.

>>11527366
Yes, by bumping the thread with a non-sequitor question, I'm trying to fit in.

>>11478412
The only beings worthy of mutilation and abuse 101% of the time are Jissousekis. Those creatures make my skin crawl.

>>11527378
See? Shitposting again.

>>11527384
See? Throwing buzzwords you don't understand around.

>>11527379
Don't forget about deibu scum. If It was up to me, the nice yu's would get to take it easy while every single shithead would get the hammer of justice. Look at those wild home invaders! Don't you want to kill them all?

>>11527479
Nothing compared to the blind mindless hatred Jissous inspire.

>>11527479
Abyuse is better than killing

But this is an easy thread, let's avoid shitheads and post easy things.