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a VAMPIRE has risen in your graveyard!

>> No.11459547
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>>11459544
Does she suck my blood y or n?
This is important.

>> No.11459546

She isn't the only thing that has risen if you catch my drift.

>> No.11459552
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>> No.11459559

Bury her. I won't accept a child vampire that has visible breasts.

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>>11459546
You mean the sun? Better get her inside or she'll be ash!

>> No.11459625

>>11459544
Your CREATURES need a bigger LAIR.

>> No.11459670

Whoa, when the fuck did I get a graveyard?

>> No.11459677

There is an in-joke here and it's flying over my head. Someone help.

>> No.11459721

Micro piglets stalk your dungeon, beware.

>> No.11459726

have sex with it

>> No.11459751

>>11459625
fuck those niggas.

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>> No.11459780

lol@retard newbs thinking this is a Castlevania reference.

#OldSchoolPCGamer#DungeonKeeper#parody

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Your dungeon floor is lumpy; Order your minions to jump up and down.

>> No.11459849

So what Touhous replace what Dungeon Keeper creatures or heroes?

>>11459625
This isn't POKéMON you don't have to allcaps words like that.

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>>11459849
I think he's going for adventure games where things you can interact with were capitalized like that.

>> No.11459853

>>11459849
Suikas as Bile Demons
Yuugis as Horned Reapers
Chinas as Dragons
Momijis as Hounds
errr...

>> No.11459861

>>11459855
who are they quoting?

>> No.11459864

I want to sex Flandre!

>> No.11459880

>>11459853
As I thought, this crossover will never work.

>>11459855
Oh no, a precedent for greentext!

>> No.11459900

How to win every Dungeon Keeper 2 single-player mission:


1. Build Prison
2. Build Torture Chamber
3. Every hero party that invaeds your dungeon dies and goes to the prison
4. Put heroes in Torture Chamber
5. Heal the people being tortured
6. Have an absurdly strong army of heroes.

>> No.11459901

>>11459900
thanks

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>>11459855
Last updated: 12-22-10

>> No.11459937

>>11459544
Is that an euphemism for erection?

>> No.11459983

>>11459670

You don't have your own personal ancient Indian burial ground?

>> No.11459987

>>11459855

>Year o' our Holy Lord's passing Two Thousand and Thirteen Years hence
>Attempting to get yon flask forthwith

>> No.11459994

>>11459987
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11459997

>>11459994

The game. That's what it says if you try to get the flask a second time.

>> No.11460000

>>11459853
Little gold-hungry Reimus as imps.

Alternatively mini-Suikas as imps. The spawning sound sounds kinda like "nyahahaha" too.

>> No.11460019

>>11459544


send it back and hope one with bigger breasts rises.

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>> No.11460043

>>11460025

Jesus christ, man. Learn to black border. That's nearly illegible

>> No.11460080

>>11460043
I wanted to keep it real to the original and that had the font and colours like this.

>> No.11460117

Why has /jp/ become so Nazi? You can't even start a shitpost thread anymore

>> No.11460124

>>11460117

Why would you want to shitpost, Anon? Are you one of those awful people w-who *like* shitposting?

You shouldn't shitpost, Anon! Every post you make should have some thought behind it beyond "how dumb can I pretend to be"! It's important for a community to hold itself to some standards, you know!

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>>11460117
There is a board for shitposting, it is called
>>>/s4s/

>> No.11460184

>>11460124
I don't know about you but I put more thought into my shitposts than my regular posts

>> No.11460408

>>11460000
Patchouli as warlocks
Rumia as goblins
Wriggle as fireflies
Sariel or Tenshi as dark angels

Who would represent the the heroes? Human characters?

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>> No.11460520

>>11459544
man.. just kick that bitch back in her coffin

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Get on all fours, start acting and barking like a dog.

>> No.11460544

>>11460514
Booty bullying!

>> No.11460549

Remy is a stout undead.

>> No.11460698

>>11460535
doe she think shes badass or somethihg

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>>11459544
HUG IT!~

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Your creatures are becoming angry.

>> No.11460812

>>11459849
>>11459855
>>11459861

It's dungeon keeper you fools.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OW0pb-psRQ

1:57

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>>11460514

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