/jp/ - Otaku Culture

menacing!

Can you at least let Koishi go? She doesn't read minds anymore.

>>11454957
no. she is a danger to everyone

>>11455002
She only wants to play with you.

Look at that smug face, I bet she's reading your mind and planning on extorting you with your secrets later!

>>11454906
Fully delitized and rope mummified?

>>11454906
more bondage touhous please

>>11455188
God. NO. Don't. No. I'm going to go scrub myself until I bleed from the thought.

Such trickery! She can't be allowed to see the light of day!

>>11455114

I'm self-aware enough that she wouldn't be able to find anything that'd hurt me.

>>11455563

she can read into your memories without you thinking about them

>>11454906
Why contain it?

>>11455530

>>11455573
To stop it from destroying our socierty that is built on lies and deception

flushing the eye is also option.

>>11455589
Let them spill over to the Human Village, let them freeze in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to seal them.

>>11455530

I'm still butthurt over Double Black Death Butterfly. Why take a Phantasm card, make it even harder and put it into Normal mode?

>>11455603
Because Satori is a monster.

Satori is lovely! She just wants your love, too!

>>11455623

Monsterously monster.

Don't let her seduce you!

>>11455629
All she needs is love!

>>11455623

My love is kind of icky, I don't want to give it to anyone.

>>11455081
That is exactly why Koishi is one of the scariest Tohos, she might decide one day that destroying your mind sounds like just as much fun as anything else.

>>11454906

Nue on the other hand


should be president

>>11455530
Go home YAF.

Hypothetically if these things were imprisoned in the room next to yours, but were permanently locked up and gagged with no means of communication, would it bother you they they could still read your mind?

If a tree falls the the forest...

>>11456463
It's an eye. Which means it needs to see you in order to read your mind.


Even through some dialogues from SA suggest she might be able to read someone's mind if the person is using a communication device.

You walked in.
There's a monster undressing.
What do you do?

[] Spank.
[] Rape.
[] Murder.
[] Kick her out.

>>11456476
[X] STRIKE WITH THE WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS!

>>11456460
>YAF
I keep seeing this in Satori threads but I don't know what it stands for. Is it some kind of Satori torturing device? Because that would be dreadful.

>>11456517
No. A YAF is a robot, programmed to hate communism, purple prose, and youkais.
Sometimes YAF will attempt to assist people, but the very second it'll witness a monster's skirt, it'll chase after it.

>>11456521
That still doesn't tell me what it is.

>>11456523
It's a bot. A bot designed to replace all words like "Satori, youkai, cute, tender love" with "monster, monster, punch in the cunt, fart on the face while it's sleeping".
It's used on a certain IRC channel.

Said channel is quite infamous, so I won't tell you more about it.

>>11456530
Oh ok.

>>11456532
But the story's not over.
That bot became more and more popular, and one day, a churl, presenting himself as "YAF", began to roleplay the bot.

>>11456532
After that, the story becomes unfunny.
Trying to be fun, YAF (the guy) constantly impersonated the bot, repeating that all youkai were monsters, that Satori sucked balls (figuratively).

>>11456532
And then she got rid of YAF the bot while trying to shut down YAF the guy.
They accidentally banned the bot from the channel, and he's still banned ever since.
Meanwhile, the YAF guy is still roaming around on the Internet, repeating that all youkais are bad.


YAF's story is a really sad story. It's a story of betrayals, backstabbing, and unfunny jokes. Clearly, YAF is someone to be scorned.

>>11456560
>Clearly, YAF is someone to be scorned.
And even more when he claims to not know what a YAF is.

Enough sad stories! Post Satori!

All she needs is love! And dicks!

Would you give Satori the D despite the hate?

>>11456896

You mean if she hates me? I wouldn't force myself on anyone, it's not my way.

I wouldn't hate her though, not unless she gave me a reason, and Satori isn't the type.

Just a reminder that they have already seen every sexual fantasy you can possibly think of from all the men in Gensokyo they have come into contact with. Your thoughts mean nothing to them when they are already desensitized.

>>11456904
I was asking this YAF, if he's still here.

You can hate Satori and give her the D even so if you want though.

>>11456902
Then the only way is to come up with new and amazing depravities!

I can't think of anything else except fuck them here and now. Prepare yourself, eyeballs bitches.

Someone uploaded HOPE which is probably the best HM work so far. Of course it's main focus is Koishi.

>>11456560
And then he wrote Satori loves stories.

>>11454906
I like that artist, although he is strange.

>>11455595
I'd probably give her a bunk at my home. I think many people would.
Sorry.

>>11456955
>wrote
Yes, I may have forgot to mention something midly important : YAF is also a writefag.

Last time I checked, he wasn't that bad. Weird style, but still better than Patchwork.

>>11456955
Why would one write love stories about 2hus he supposedly hates?

>>11457066
Who's Patchwork?

>>11457141
Oops, meant 2 quot >>11457004

You fagmos talking about fan fiction faggot shit again?

>>11457066
It's a mystery.

>>11456963
Very strange.

So this is a fetish, huh?

>>11457186
What isn't? Even your mom's a fetish.

>>11457066
He's a tsundere.
He keep saying he hates her, and yet he loves her. Figuratively speaking. To my knowledge, he hasn't made love to his USB port.

>>11457231
Are you suggesting Satori's vagina is as tight as a USB port?

>>11457278
No. I'm suggesting YAF is potentially crazy enough to believe that.
Don't forget what we're dealing with : with someone that always uses his trip, even when posting outside of his threads.

And you know who else did that? Besides Adolf Hitler? MAO ZEDONG.

>>11457283
Mao Zedong and Adolf Hitler post on /jp/?

>>11457294
Posted. Everyone knows they're on /pol/ now.

>>11457299
Too bad, I really wanted to know how Mao felt about the feud between USA and USSR, and who's side he truly was on.

>>11457283
Do you think Satori's vagina would electrocute you like an USB port?

>>11457305
You can go on /pol/ if you're that curious.
But it's worse than /b/, so be prepared.

>>11457310
Satori's not Iku.

>>11457305
Mao was on his own side.

Master of disguise.

>>11457312
But you just said...

>>11457316
I wish I could read Satori a bed time story

>>11457321
I wish Satori could read me a bed story

>>11457316
That Koisi looks very hen, sempai. Although I can't put ore no yubi on it

>>11457322
I wish my bed could read me a bedtime story

>>11457321
What kind of story?

>>11457330
I wish my bedtime could read me a Satori story.

>>11457339
I wish Satori was real

>>11457342
A Satory!

>>11457342
Little Red Riding Hood

>>11457348
groan

>>11457353
>>11457353
Come on, cut him some slack. It was pretty funny.

>>11457348

>>11457316
A real master of disguise.

>>11457361
I laughed but you have to admit it's a groaner type pun.

I'm not the guy who said "groan" btw. Just saying it's not necessarily an insult

Is TH-P still alive? I thought it died long ago.

>>11457361
It was a positive groan. Because that joke made me smile. I wasn't going to post "hahaha" or "lol" or even "xD" when I just smiled.

>>11457375
Yup, still there. Seen better days but still active.

>>11457392
Sadly.
Are they still having that awful doom story?

>>11457399
Yeah, screw you too.
Doom story?

>>11457404
The one with a complete gary tsu that levelled everyone with a bfg.

>>11457411
So it's probably dead. Good, that story sucked anyway.

>>11457406
No. Never heard of it.

>>11457399
>>11457406
>awful doom story
>a complete gary tsu that levelled everyone with a bfg
I'm sorry, but that sounds fucking hilarious, even if it's for the wrong reasons.

>>11457426
To be honest, good stories heroes are totally different from good video games heroes.

In a story, a good hero is an interesting hero. Someone you can sympathize with, or someone you can respect. For example, Harry Potter is a poor orphan that get abused on a hourly basis. That makes him pathetic, and therefore sympathetic.

The Doomguy, on another hand, doesn't even exist as a character. He has no personality, he never talks. To give you an idea, even Gordon Freeman, the mute guy, is more of a character than the Doomguy.

Trying to write a story based on a character that never speaks, never talks to anyone, take an insane amount of drugs, and is probably crazy wasn't a bright idea.
With skills, of course, you can make it into an interesting idea. But in that story, the Doomguy suddenly found himself able to speak, lost all his weapons except for the shotgun, and wasn't insane due to the whole "Visited Hell. Fucking trashed the place. Twice. Splattered the Icon of Sin all other the place. Slaughtered the Mother of All Demons."

In other words, not only the story was focused on a character that is NOT interesting, but it also completely changed him.
To give you an idea, if you were to take Commander Shepard, turn him into a khajit that spends his time wondering whether he should act and never shooting anyone, that would be the same thing. A complete rape of the original character.

Well, it looks like I ruined the thread with that wall of text.

>>11457576
What? No you didn't.

>>11457588
Well, darn. And I'm out of Satori pictures. I'll have to refuel.

>>11455629
Too late.


>>11456476
[x] Twirl tongue inside navel repeatedly.


>>11457316
If I had a Satori I would buy her cute clothes and have her wear a different one on each day of the month.


>>11457375
I finished that Satori story on /ug/ a few days ago, so good.

>>11457881
What kinds of outfits?

>>11454906
That doesn't seem like adequate containment at all.

>>11458072
It would depend on the weather of course.
A sundress here, a belly-showing attire there...

>>11458156
>sundress
This sounds fine.

>a belly-showing attire there...
This doesn't.
Can't she just wear her normal clothes? She likes them.

>>11457881
>I finished that Satori story
You keep talking about that thing. Are you YAF?

Also outfit.

>>11458779
I can't for the life of me, write decent stories.


>>11458505
I was thinking about something like this. (With panties of course).

>>11458861
>I can't for the life of me, write decent stories.
That's what YAF always said.

>>11458861
Pretty revealing...at least enough to get people's imaginations running.
Again, she'd prefer her normal clothes.

>>11458949
This is pretty normal to me.

>>11458888
Really, I can't. And also I never finished the ones I started.


Good night.

>>11459082
>And also I never finished the ones I started.
Now, this is the part where I point and laugh at you.

˙dıןɟ uǝǝɹɔs s,ɔpp ǝʇɐɥ ı

>>11459082
Post the ones you started.

>>11459807
I am waiting.

>>11459687
Please do.

>>11460594
NO

And anyways they're hidden in an old backup I made years ago, so I would have to search for days to find them.

>>11460598
Are we in a hurry?

>>11460598
I love this card so much.

>>11460598
I wrote a few fanfics that weren't complete bullshit, and I laugh at you.

>>11461057
I'm not saying they were bullshit, but they weren't of my liking. But I guess others are the only ones who can judge that. I ain't going to post anything, so laugh if you must.

>>11461136
I'm already laughing. Not only I wrote decent fanfics, I also finished them.

I wonder if Satori is like most writers, in that she thinks her work is crap?

>>11461136
You did not need to post the whole fanfic. We would be satisfied with just a single paragraph. Well, it's your choice. Starting from now you're banned from all Satori threads for 2 months.

>>11461188
Please no, I'd die without my dose of Satori.

>>11461173
I never, not even once, though that my stories were crap.

(I'm lying.)

>>11457186

Who is this artist? I don't even know what to begin searching on pixiv for..... this

Also, look out, two monsters have invaded your bed!

>>11463110
IQDB it. SauceNAO it.

Koishi isn't my type at all, but I'd be mad to miss the chance to sleep with Satori. But as they say, three's a crowd...but it's also my only bed. They also don't seem interested in sleep, come to think of it, and god damn do I need some.
What a conundrum.

So many fanfic writers here. You're only doing it the better to understand Satori, right?

RIGHT?

>>11463140
To be honest, in my story, Satori got locked up in her room while her sister was abducted. But there's a context. A bad one.

>>11463299
>capable of magic
>locked in a room
That doesn't make a bit of sense.

>>11463330
>implying you can lockpick everything because you can fly and shoot bullets
It's not the same thing.

>>11463335
you can shoot down the door tho

or just destroy the entire room

>>11463344
Why would you destroy your own room?

>>11463352
I hate my room

>>11463355
Congratulations, you're the ONLY guy in the world that hate his room while having Internet.

>>11463352
That Satorin is so great.

Shame she will never get the D.

>>11463368
Does she want it?

>>11463423
Of course.
>>11463426
Quick! Think of something funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtdG07iSRT0

cray zee

>>11463454
Satori wants the Kiss.

>>11463454
What a small waist.

>>11463452
koishi is the most insane touhou

>>11463491
here is proof

>>11463452
Please use the proper nicovideo link from kamS and don't use the jewish platform to support western video-stealing pigs. Thank You.

>>11463593
Jewish? At least youtube doesn't ask me for 5$ per month to watch videos in high quality.

>>11463483
Satori is tiny!

And so easy to break!

>>11463598
That's because streaming videos isn't for free. Youtube/Google on the other hand collects information about you to bomb you with adds and treats you as guinea pigs for their stuff. And at least nicovideo is constantly working, unlike Youtube.

>>11463593
w

>>11463598
That's because streaming videos isn't for free. Youtube/Google on the other hand collects information about you to bomb you with adds and treats you as guinea pigs for their stuff. And at least nicovideo is constantly working, unlike Youtube.
Youtube's jewish concept is leading to the quality of the videos you got there nowadays: short gibberish shit with over thousand adobe premiere™ effects and a bikini girl in the thumbnail to get more clicks to get more money. Great community.

>>11463613
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12217768

>>11463616
ZU
SPÄTwwwww

>>11463628
LEIBE
WWWW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O65htZSLyZ4&t=104m20s

listen o this minute to the end of the video to get 2013 in a nut shell for me

Woah! Satori gives you the finger for bullying her! You gonna take that, jaypee?

>>11463781
how mean

>>11463781

>>11463781
Time for a rape.

Byakuren would not approve! Youkai deserve to be treated with love and respect like any human!

>>11463604
Atleast she's a youkai, so she has extra physical resistance and getting loved isn't detrimental to her health.

Just don't have a blessed dick.

>>11463828
>Youkai deserve to be treated with love and respect like any human!
Last time a girl gave me the finger, I punched her in the solar plexus. No matter what she is, in the name of equality, I treat women as men, and I treat youkai as human.
Everyone's fucking equal.

>>11463844
I wanna fuck you!

>>11463880
Last guy who fucked with me went back crying to his friend.

>>11463844

I like your outlook. No homo, though. I don't hate gays but I think they're gross.

>>11463880
My boner is happy.

Satorin sends you a secret message! Can you decipher it?

>>11463907
I don't hate gays either, to be honest.
As long as they're not trying to insert their appendices in my orifices, I'm cool with them.

>>11463913
C = 3?
Does that mean that C4 = 12?

>>11463917

It's a catface wearing a yamaka.

>>11463917
>c = 3
>c4 = 12
Satorin is 12?!

>>11463913

>>11463913
~looks like a penis with one ball and two heads

>>11463933
But what does it MEAN?

>>11463110
I shall defend my foamy stronghold at all costs.
They better be prepared to have their tummies assaulted and their navels thoroughly licked.

There will be no mercy.

>>11463917
>>11463925
you are so cute /jp/

>>11463948
It means she can't draw.

>>11463950
>no heart-shaped pupils
How am I supposed to fap to this?

Also you still haven't posted your fics.

>>11463913
Any moron can draw a dick.
It just proves that Satori is too stupid to even draw cocks.

>>11464031
>Satori is too stupid

Before you ask, I'm quoting your post.

>>11463950
Let's make a deal.
You take the tummy, I take the ass.

>>11464159
Satori should wear knickerbockers and no skirts. She's not a girl anymore.

>>11464186
Do boys have THESE?

>>11455595
We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. 八坂 spoke of the mythical Shrine on the Hill. Soon that shrine will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Gods.

>>11456465
I think she just needs to know of the person, and to be within a certain distance. When she discovers there's someone on the surface, she immediately tries to read their mind, only to say that they're too fat.

Can we trust the green hair ones?

>>11464202
I wish Satori was a boy, with a little shota pee-pee and pink public hair. Cute.

>>11464283
And now a Deus Ex reference. I might like you one day.

>>11464306

>>11464319
And next you're gonna say, "I want to wipe Satorin's nose after she had a nosebleed"!

>>11463299
You're gonna need to tell me more about this now.

>>11464587
To put it simply, the main character was accused by Byakuren of the murder of a Rokurokubi, so he went underground in order to get Koishi to testify that he was innocent.
Except that Satori hated him, and she refused to let Koishi go. So the character threw her in a room, locked the room, abducted Koishi, and returned to the surface.

Yeah, that sounds stupid. I was still learning basics when I wrote that. But I still enjoyed writing it.

>>11464757
Can I read it on TH-P?

>>11464780
If it hasn't been erased. And if you don't mind horrible English and no proofreading.

>>11464792
Can I have a title?

>>11464825
I suggest not reading it. Really. Not trying inversed psychology. I had fun writing it, but it really sucked.

>>11464841
Just give me a damn title, you donkey.

>>11464849
Fine. Friction About Ground.
My apologies.

>>11464853
>Hartmann
We meet again.

>>11464878
That isn't how I'm called.

>>11464917
The correct English word to use there would be "what". "That isn't what I'm called".

I know who you are.

>>11464878
>that shit tier SSAO
lmao

>>11464934
Things never change. THP users are still obsessed and willing to carry their grudges from one website to another.

>>11464953
Please don't label us like that.

>>11464953
Funny. I was one of the people who didn't mind you at all.

>>11464959
Kinda difficult.
You see, people who met me on THP usually call me Ddyk, because that was my trip, and I started using it early.
People that dislike me enough to actually google my nickname usually call me by that other name, since that's the name I'm using everywhere else on the internet.

So by that logic, if you're calling me like that, either you know me from another website, or you hate me enough to know I'm using that name.

>>11464963
I can't even recognize my high school friends, even through they've got faces, names and stuff. Asking me to recognize Anon is basically asking me to recitate a Buddhist mantra. In Chinese.
Unless you fall into purple prose mode and start giving useful advices. In which case, I'm pretty sure I can identify you.


But enough about me. How's THP? Is Taisa still not writing anything at all?

>>11464318
I meant to say "Shine on the Mountain" not Hill. Forgive me.

>>11464988
>Unless you fall into purple prose mode and start giving useful advices. In which case, I'm pretty sure I can identify you.
I'm a lurker. So I don't think this could be me.

As for THP, it's dead. Like it's always been, really.

>>11464995
>As for THP, it's dead. Like it's always been, really.
For some reason, I'm not surprised. They don't want things to change, so of course, it'll stay dead.

>>11464999
I'd rather it remained dead than become infected with Satorin-torturing scumbags.

Tiny Satorin is tiny!

>>11465005
Change is always for the best. That's how evolution works.
Denying evolution means stagnation. Or worse, regression.

>>11465012
If change means Satori will be in pain, I refuse that change!

>>11465013
I don't share your opinion.
But I respect it.

>>11465017
If you respected Satorin you wouldn't wish pain upon her!

I ctrl+f and hope for tickl
but nothing came, so goodbye

>>11465020
I have no respect for a girl too scared of her own power to move out. And I have no respect for a girl that cannot help her own sister.

>>11465025
Perhaps this is why people hate you.

>>11465038
Because I don't like Satori?
Ah, no, young man, that is not enough ! You might have said, dear me, there are a thousand things !

That being said, I am curious to see how the Kokoro/Koishi pairing will become.

>>11465070
What's up with the Wanted posters?

>>11465151
They're there to show how badly I want Rin.

>>11465025
>a girl that cannot help her own sister.
But Satori tries her best to help Koishi. You can't disrespect her only because she hasn't succeeded yet. It just takes lots of time to cure any mental illness.

>>11465070
I hope fans will make Kokoro a 5th member of Komeiji family instead of just taking Koishi away from the rest of chireidens.

>>11465214
>But Satori tries her best to help Koishi.
Come on, my little teddy bear. Do you really think that the youkai equivalent of a cat lady can heal her insane sister?
It makes as much as sense as pretending to help the world by liking a Facebook profile.

>>11464995
>>11464999
Oh shush. It's not dead.

>>11465269
Of course. They're sisters.
Besides, she's trying. That's what matters.

>>11465646
>Besides, she's trying. That's what matters.
I never though I would read that one day.