/jp/ - Otaku Culture

rice

90% bulk grains, 9% protein source, 1% vitamins.

I mostly eat pizza and drink tea.

fatNEET here
whatever my mom makes+whatever I find around the kitchen, including frozen and canned food.

If mom's not cooking and I'm feeling adventurous I might travel to a nearby buffet to indulge for cheap.

And yes rice is a great thing because it makes any meal larger.

pp, pizza & pasta

You guys!! How can you eat so unhealthy?
I don't like pizza, it gives me nausea. I like salads, nuts, granola and omelettes, also rice.

>>11397365

Those are percentages chap, not foods.

>>11397371

Lipton man?

college tier - >>11397361
weeb tier - >>11397364
poverty tier - >>11397365
parents tier - >>11397377
oil tier - >>11397378 >>11397371
hippie tier - >>11397383

Even though I don't have much money, I save up and go for gourmet meals once every month.

>>11397383
Bread and cheese has sustained generations.

>>11397387
>Those are percentages chap, not foods.
The bulk grain is either usually oatmeal or rice, and the protein source is either eggs, or what's on sale at the supermarket, or whatever the immigrant store has for cheap.

tfw no jp pizza meetup

>>11397396

That sounds like the cheapest meal plan I've ever heard of. Are you really poor, or do you just not care what you eat so you can buy more figs and stuff?

Eggs or hot cereal for breakfast.

[meat] with veg for lunch and dinner.

Sometimes binge on something crunchy.

I got sick of ramen so one of my favorite NEET meals now is to put a few cups of rice in the cooker, fry it, then fry 8 or 9 eggs over easy and put it on top of the rice. Very cheap and pretty filling.

>>11397412
It's what I try to eat in order to save money but every now and then I give in and order takeout or some shit, entirely ruining the money-saving purpose.

I usually have breakfast with a banana and some cereal or if I am out of cerial I would toast some bread and put butter and jam on it and have black tea with a bit of almond milk and honey mixed in. On rare occasion I would have some fried rice for breakfast that I would make.

Then by mid afternoon I would usually have a little snack like a serving of cookies or something. Then by dinner time like later afternoon to early evening I would make myself a sandwich.

The ones I make would have a bit of horseradish on one side and a little but of mayonnaise on the other bread and put dark green lettuce leaves on both of them. Then I would put on some chicken or roast beef (the kind without sodium nitrite in them) and in between that I would have a slice of tomato and some Dijon mustard and freshly ground black pepper and cayenne pepper. I love making sandwiches and I take pride in making them.

>>11397445

OP here, I am more flattered than anything that you took the time to make a macro for my thread

>>11397430

do you at least cover it in soy sauce like a proper weeb?

>>11397430
>8 or 9 eggs

>>11397430
>then fry 8 or 9 eggs
Do you eat all those eggs at once?

>>11397453
The fried rice has enough soy and the yolk from the egg is enough to give the rice flavor.

>>11397454
>>11397455
I am a fatneet
I would just finish off the whole dozen if it didn't mean getting yelled at by my mom.

>>11397459
I bet you have really stinky farts from all those eggs~

I would love to sniff them~

>>11397459
Fat "people" are disgusting.

>>11397361
the only correct answer is Ensure.

>>11397464
please do so
poke my tummy and call me a disgusting fatty while you do

this guy's got it >>11397473

Wake up:
bowl of oatmeal (milk, butter)
3 eggs omlette with feta, spinach and zatar
cup tea

lunch:
canned fish
2 sandwiches (meat, salad)
2 piece fruit
300g cottage cheese
tea

preworkout:
coffee
piece fruit
milk
25g whey

dinner
sweet potato or rice
200g frozen veg steamed
250g meat like crock pot pulled pork of 2 chicken thighs
ice cream

If I need calories, I have ice cream with whey and chopped nuts.

hush normie
I wish /fit/ never happened

>>11397570
Man, I see a lot of sugar there. I need to get more veg in too.

>>11397594
nigger please

Have you even 1cc'd a game on easy?

>>11397594
Not all of us are digusting fatso, we can also be underweight pasty nerds.

>>11397653
Thats fine
Being an underweight nerd is different from some normie pumpan iron so he can be cut for da bitches that gon be grindin at da club

Do any /jp/s want to get food together in 3D?

>>11397687
I'm in the NC triad area can we go to a fatNEET approved place of business

>>11397684
What if I work out because it's what my favorite Touhou would want me to do?

>>11397694
I live near Atlanta, do any /jp/s want to get food here?

>>11397696
I'll get food with you during AWA if you want.

>>11397695
Yuugi doesn't want a buff dude she wants a weak little guy she can cradle in her arms

>>11397699
Nah, I'm sure Yuugi would be into a dude who could fight and drink like an Oni.

and that's why none of us would ever be good enough ;_;

>>11397709
My version of Yuugi would love and cuddle and protect my frail human body.

But when we have sexual intercourse she would tease my little human peepee at how small it is and how it would never be big enough to pleasure her. Then she would sit on my face and rub her stinky sweaty oni anus on my and fart on my face while she jacks me off. Then after I ejaculate she would tell be I am a good boy for doing so and demands to lick her dirty anus and sweaty stinky oni feet clean.

Then she would hold me and I would fall asleep in her big protective arms.

>>11397699
If' that's so, then I'm already set!

>>11397719
She is crying because someone just sold her to Yuugi for a pack of cigarettes

>>11397721
I wish I could be sold to Yuugi...

I know how to cook pizza and bombs.

>>11397684
I lift but I lift at home and I'm not one of those /fit/ guys.

Is just like every time I see the bar in the door of my room I need to do 10 pull ups. So I don't lose stamina later on.

I need that stamina to stay awake longer.

>>11397459
Fat people are like huge children.

I do what scooby tells me too, I eat beans and salsa, egg and vegitables when I am not making japanese food. 6-8 small meals a day.

Drink green tea imported from japan
Eat rice instead of bread
The previous requirement should force most of your food to be asian, since only asian foods make good use of rice

>>11397841
mexican food does rice too

>>11397846
yeah but it tastes like shit

>>11397846
>mexican food
lol what an oxymoron

>>11397850

you haven't lived man.

i ate a whole pizza for dinner today

tomorrow i'm gonna eat 3 double bacon cheeseburgers from 5 guys for dinner...gonna be so tasty