/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, touhou's kitchen is rather wooden.

whats that say in teh image

>>1131974
Top: The item I want
Bottom left: Eyes brimming with anticipation
Bottom right: Incessant tapping

I've been in that situation and its extremely awkward.

Top: Hot incestuous pornography
Bottom left: Eyes brimming with anticipation
Bottom right: Incessant tapping

Is the girl random or someone accompanying you

おまえが言（ｒｙ

（Ｕ＾ω＾）わんわんお

I declare Rule 34

IRL little girls suck.

>>1136097
Anon is a cold man.

No loli could keep me away from buying my fucking skittles.

>>1136075
>Rule 34

Leave.

>>1136097
I'd buy her the skittles and then say she owes me a kiss on the cheek for it. You know she'd do it too. Oh god I'm gonna go fap just thinking about this.

東方厨は東方板へ

>>1136075
I declare retroactive rules 1 & 2, effective the first day of summer.

>>1136113
Rule 34 is always welcome on lolis.

>>1132399
What's awkward?

What is going on in that picture? I don't get it.

>>1136141
The loli is trying to use her cuteness to persuade the guy into buying her shit.

>>1136141
I don't really know
I suspect that loli has no money, and the guy only has enough for whatever it is he wants

obviously I'd buy the loli whatever it is she wanted

even if I was dying, and what I wanted was urgent medicine

Look at those eyes.

>>1136167
They are brimming with anticipation.

>>1136167
She must really want that brown box.

>>1131964
THAT LOLI IS ILLEGALLY USING HER CUTENESS TO MAKE US BUY HER STUFF WE DO NOT WANT.

AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BUY IT, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>1136177

No, she wants the clear one. The guy wants the brown box.

>>1136185
Does it matter if you want it? You're buying it for her.

ask yourself one question:

have you ever wanted something from a vending machine badly enough to make a cute little girl sad?

>>1136177
the brown box is what the guy wants. but the girl is pressing the button on the bottom, so if he inserts the coin it'll be that instead of the brown box. hence his dilemma. hth

>>1136202
Crying moe.

>>1136154
>>obviously I'd buy the loli whatever it is she wanted

even if I was dying, and what I wanted was urgent medicine

Common response from /jp/. That's why I love you guys.

I can't even say no to an old person when they want some peanuts from a vending machine when they're on a wheelchair.

How the hell on earth can you say no to a cute little girl like that?

Only a monster would, that's how.

>>1136210

>>1136206
I didn't notice before that she was pressing the button. Thanks.

Have you ever had people do this to you that *aren't* cute little kids?

I had some like 13 year old do it to me once. He was just standing there and I was trying to get a drink, the instant I put in my money he starts jamming on the pepsi button.

I let him have the pepsi. But not after I threw him to the ground and kicked him in the chest.

>>1136241
>But not after I threw him to the ground and kicked him in the chest.

I am skeptical of your claim.

>>1136241
IRL tough guy eh

well I abuse kids all the time, way more than you

>>1136213
do i get a blowjob in return for whatever the fuck it is the little slut wants?

>>1136247
>>1136251
13 year olds are small. Plus it was late at night, so no one saw it. At least no one that cared. Don't ask me why this shit head was just standing there loitering.

>>1136213
If you do this to little girls it'll only teach them to use their looks to get what they want when they're older. Which I'm sure everyone on /jp/ and 4chan in general falls for on a regular basis.

>>1136272
Little girls get older!? Lies! Lies!

>>1136272
>Which I'm sure everyone on /jp/ and 4chan in general falls for on a regular basis.

This would require contact with females, foolish anon.

>>1136241
This is a completely different situation than the one depicted... This was an asshole as opposed to a cute loli who would only accept the gift if it was out of the goodness of your heart.

>>1136295
She's pushing the fucking button too. She'd probably kick you in the shin or something if you didn't buy it for her.

She's not pushing on any goddamn button you retards, the buttons are on the top right of the machine (where the guy is putting the money)

She's just tapping the window to show what she wants

>>1136314
If you look closely there is a button under each of the boxes.

>>1136314
that's a japanese vending machine, so the buttons are pictures (or immediately above or below the pictures) of the products

>>1136272
But looks are what matter? Why is it wrong to teach them that?

>>1136272
>Which I'm sure everyone on /jp/ and 4chan in general falls for on a regular basis.

I don't think you quite understand the concept of 3D Pig Digusting.

>>1136295
She's sitting their pushing the button. For all you know she's a whinny little brat. It's the same situation with a different person.

>>1136319
But her finger is over the glass, not the button.

>>1136329
take your shitty /a/ meme elsewhere mister

>>1136325
BOSS: Now in RAINBOW GAY flavor.

>>1136337
No, this will teach them not to do it because they'll understand their bodies are ugly when they are old hags. Not teaching them leads to that, because they don't understand that looks are important and being ugly is bad.

>>1136323
>It's the same situation with a different person.
WHICH MEANS IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITUATION

>>1136324
Even if she is not pushing the button, she easily could push it after you put the money in.

>>1136328
Because then they will try to show off their bodies when they are old hags.

>>1136339
That particular /a/ meme predates /jp/, and was popular among those Anon who would migrate to /jp/ after the split

>>1136343
You underestimate self-delusion. If they were pretty when they were young, clearly they are still pretty when they are old.

>>1136341

And it's chilled, to boot.

>>1136361
>>1136341
>>1136325

Jesus Christ how do you fags shit up a discussion like this? It's just a little girl and a poor fuck at a vending machine.

They're probably siblings, too.

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(n) (abbr) (sl) someone who makes childish posts (on a BBS, etc.)