/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She asked me about the only figurine I have and then asked what it's from. And then asked if Touhou is sexual. Of course I lied and told her that Touhou is not sexual.

>>11357841
that feel when you never find that Sakuya doujin

Back in 2009 I was lurkig /jp/ and someone posted a picture of Louise fucking a grown man in ghe ass with a strapon. My mom barged into my room and saw it. I almost got kicked out of the house, but now she has accepted that I'll never be normal.

>letting mum find out about your otaku hobby
shiggerydiggery

What they don't know cant hurt them.

I don't think she has a problem with any of the actual stuff. She pokes fun at me sometimes when I buy a figure, but that's really the only time she comments on anything.

Hell no.

>>11357865
That image is crepy as hell. I can't explain why, but the more I stare at it the more I feel like if something is going to come ou and eat me.

>letting your mom find out
>still living at home
>not having a job and being self-sufficient

lel

>>11357879
get out

>>11357879
This is a worksafe board.

>>11357884
Do the blue boards mean people under 18 can visit them?

She comments sometimes on my desktop wallpaper but that's it

I've stopped letting her see my desktop. Windows + L is my copilot

>>11357886
no
Did you even read the rules?

>>11357879
some of us aren't mentally healthy enough to hold down a job.

>>11357897
No

That's why I asked

>>11357879
Whom are you quoting?

Also, kill yourself.

They think I grew out of it because I got a well paid job and moved out.

I wish I had grown out of it.

My mom and sister poke fun at me for my dakimakura a lot. Saying I lay in bed humping my pillow and want to marry it, my brother just looks at me with pity. I can't get the point across that its not the pillow itself but who the pillow represents. My mom hates most weeb stuff she's aware of and despises anime although she likes watching a lot of animated fox series.

>>11357926
That sounds like a terrible place to live. I am sorry.

>>11357936
Can I move in with you?

The guy in OPs picture should have called his mom out on her privilage. Fucking cis scum.

OP should trigger warning that shit.

>>11357946
As nice as that sounds, I live with my parents as well and I don't think they would approve

My mom knows I'm into futa.
she never said anything bad about, so I guess she's alright with it

>>11357956
how does she know?

My mom have seen some touhou prints on my wall and figures
"it isn't your style but makes your apt look nicer"

>>11357954
They wouldn't let your girlfriend who got kicked out by their parents move in with you?

>>11357956
Maybe she'd fug you with a strapon if you'd ask her to. Go for it Anon-kun!

>>11357957
She borrowed my laptop without asking. since I don't bury porn under mountains of folders, she just saw it.

She says that it is a hobby for little girls

and I am one, so I continue doing so.

>>11357979
Epic, simply epic.

Completely ashamed.
She also asks me on a regular basis when I'm going to get married.
She wants grandchildren, I really feel bad for her.

>>11357995
But not bad enough to bite the bullet and fuck a girl.

>>11357900
I thought that too but it turns out I was just a lazy shit.

>>11357995
Will you marry me? I will do everything in my power to make you and our children happy.

>>11357995
Adopt a little filipino girl or something.

>>11358001
does that include losing weight?

I told my parents I had no interest in the third dimension, my mom cried a little but I think they understand now.

>>11357999
>fuck a girl.
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
How am I supposed to become a wizard?

>>11358007
So, you feel bad about it, but not bad enough to actually do anything about it.

>>11358005
Single men can't adopt kids, anon.

>>11358010
Even if he wanted to, it's not as easy as walking outside and flinging your dick around in a circle.
If it was, I would have been a normalfag in high school.

>>11358011
I believe they can

>>11358006
what a fucking weeblord...

>>11358011
I really hope this isn't true.

>>11358012
But wouldn't they turn a /jaypee/ down because of their crippling social phobias?

>>11358014
That was uncalled for, apologize pls.

>>11358002
What?

>>11358012
Not in 'Murrica you can't.

>>11358020
You're a fat bitch.
I'm sorry, I thought you knew.

>>11358021
>But wouldn't they turn a /jaypee/ down because of their crippling social phobias?
They most likely would. You'd need a proper job and all that shit

>>11358021
That's why you lie, nerd.

I hide my power level very well. My family isn't even aware I know moon.
Sometimes I just want to come out and say it to brag but despite being a NEET of three years somehow my family still sees me as a normal, if unlucky guy and I don't want to ruin that yet.

I'm a rl(3d) futa. It saddens me greatly that womb transplat surgery is still years away from development. I feel like I'll never bear children...

>>11358028
If they do a background check on you and find out that you haven't had any friends for years and spend most of your time locked up in your apartment, I think you might be in trouble.

>>11358034
>I feel like I'll never bear children...
why the hell would you want to

>>11358035
Background checks are generally only for criminal behavior.

>>11358024
I don't think 90lbs is considered fat?

>>11357841
My Mom was raised in the 50/60s with 50s morals and views instilled by my Grandparents. She wouldn't be very accepting of the lifestyle which is why I hide my powerlevel at home. Fortunately she can't into computer and I have my own desktop I built anywhere so I basically confine everything to there.

I own no posters, figs, dakimuras, onaholes, etc. because I can't, we would fight.

>>11358040
Your mom is really young!

>>11358039
I'm sorry to break you the news Ms. Porky

>>11358039
post pic with timestamp.

>>11358039
Fucking lardass.

>>11358039
mmm

you sound delicious

My mother caught me masturbating to a picture of a large breasted woman with a very large penis. She didn't say anything, she walked out and has still never said anything.

>>11358037
Because I feel a strong urge to be a mom.

>>11358050
You're a genetic aberration, a walking abortion. We will prevent you from bearing children for the good of the race.

>>11358049
Hilarious. I wonder what she was thinking.

>>11358034
You're not a futa, just a disgusting fucking faggot pretending to be woman; kill yourself freak.

>>11358059
I imagine she's still hiding the fact that she is a futa herself. She wouldn't want to be a sexual idol for her own son.

>>11357874
The girls are too small for the room.

>>11358047
58 is young now?

>>11358049
How does that ever happen? Does your screen face the door or something equally retarded?

>>11358066

>>11358069
Consider the single most retarded room set up and thats probably how one of these subhumans had their room like.

>>11358068
My mom is in her 70s.

Yes she is. I once got into an argument with her about the conflict in Syria and told her the war is being staged by international banking cartels who want to shut down the Syrian government since it's one of the few countries left without a Rothschild-controlled central bank. She looked at me disgust and asked me if I had learned all that from watching cartoon porn. She always does this whenever I destroy her in a debate

>>11358109
u got wrecked by ur mum

>>11358109
You're crazy and your mom is ashamed of you.

>>11358140
No.

I don't know, but I'm going to try and find my own place soon.
It's not like she opens my packages or anything, and she's never said anything about my doll so I think I'm okay.

It is very hard though, I want to save money but I find a lot of things I want to buy like nendoroids or clothes for my dolls.
Does /jp/ spend a lot of money?

>>11358109
dude tough life

>>11358109
Should have also added that the jews are behind everything and that she needs to take a red pill that will make her see the truth.

I really want a wife and kids.

>>11357841

She doesn't know.

>>11358109
That's not quite right but there is truth to it. In my assessment, anyway.

Arguing politics with your parents is still fucking stupid, though.

>>11358109
>>11358145
>>>/pol/

>>11358149
Fuck off JIDF you won't get me this time

my mom was really strict with me not dating anyone in high school. now i'm out of college and still a hugless, kissless virgin. i win, mom.

>>11358109
My grandma is religious and gets mad when I talk shit about "gods chosen people"

>>11358140
yeah on cool stuff though like beer and video games
wtf is wrong with you dude

My Mom has cleaned my onahole before.

>>11358173
with her mouth?

>>11358145
lolno, she's jewish (my dad fucked up) I can't.

>>11358175
That means you're a Jew too you filthy Jew.

so many memes
so much green......

>>11358177
>so much green
just two posts actually

I want to move out because I hate these people and everything they represent. But living on my own would require 90% of my income working a shitty fulltime job.

When will the /jp/ mansion happen? I'd be willing to work and help pay for it if it meant being able to stay in my room alone without people bitching at me.

How do you get your mother to stop asking when you're going to get a girlfriend?
It's really repetitive and annoying.

My mom is very supportive of my hobbies but she doesn't know about my love for 2D lolis.

>>11358034
You're not a futa, you're a trap

>>11358180
Where do you live and how far would you be willing to move nerd?

>>11358182
Come home with another man.

>>11358182
Wait till you're over the age of 20
They get the idea and give up after a while

>>11358176
It's okay I didn't have my bar mitzvah and I don't know any hebrew, so I can't really consider myself jewish. I Haven't visited a synagogue since I was like 12

>>11358182
Now she asks me if I thought some guy was cute. (She has very bad taste so it's always no since they are ugly short hair averages)

>>11358187
nc
how far I'd go depends on the area in question
if it was a nice place then I'd be willing to move across the country

I don't know. She once asked me why it's always little girls in my cartoons and i just said "that's just how it is." Other than that she doesn't say anything.

>>11358188
I'm available if you need me to bring home although I can pass as a girl too :3

>>11358197
Oh wow a colossal faggot lives in my state.

One time my mom asked me why I pay so much money for dolls, and I said because I liked them.
Then my dad died and she never questioned it again.

>>11358193
It doesn't matter what you think you are you still have poisoned blood.

>>11358159
your mom loves you, now go to fuck her

I spend my free time alone in my room in front of my PC, and my family knows I like otaku-related stuff, but as long as I don't flamboyantly display mi tastes or go as far as buying a dakimakura, they don't care. And as I'm a responsible, well-mannered person, they leave me be.

And I don't have interest in showing others my personal world anyways. And they are already used to me being a loner.

Thankfully, privacy isn't an important issue with my room being all the way back in the house.
As long as I pay some bills, they'll let me live here forever. I'll move when I save up enough money, though.


>>11357879
I earn my own money, but living with relatives lets you save up a lot of money. I've saved up about 5500USD just this year, and I've bought plenty of tech/otacool goods.


>>11358189
Please do not utilize the image of Milady for such posts.

>>11358203
can I move in with you
no need to reply if you're a college kid
it seems like everyone in this state is some fratboy in college

>>11358210
lucky

>>11358197
Do you have a telecommuting job? I wouldn't be able to afford anything past one month of full rent for a large house before you needed to get a job

>>11358209
Yeah, I don't get why people try to move out as fast as possible, take time to save up!
After all it's free food along with a roof over your head.

>>11358214
Nah, my dad was pretty cool.

>>11358213
Yeah I'm not a fratboy but I'm a broke ass student.

Maybe on day I'll house every socially crippled shut-in on /jp/ but probably not. Since you fuckers wouldn't even make me breakfast.

I use to look at lolicon just for fun, not for fapping
and I didn't realize that my mom could see the reflection of my laptop on the tv screen

she still loves me and has never spoken a word about it
I know she saw it, though

>>11358225
What the fuck, you were looking at lolicon of all things in the same room?

>>11358190
But I'm 30.

>>11358207
judaism is a religion not a race. I don't consider myself jewish, therefore I'm not one

>>11358225
I wish I could be as free with looking at lolicon as you.
Here in Canada, they break down your doors and drag you away if you try that shit.

>>11358231
Then I don't know what to tell you
I used to get the "when will you bring a girl home" thing by family members but after I reached 20 without ever so much as having a female acquaintance or male friend come over everyone got the idea that I'm completely undesirable.

>>11358078
>>11358068
Wow, my mom is only 42!

My mom thinks the school girls toys are cute
She hasn't ever told me anything negative about my stuff other than it would probably annoy a future wife...

Your moms sounds like they'd have sex with you if you asked.

My mom thought my Rance wallpaper was cute.

>>11358219
Yeah, and you also don't have to care about laundry, cleaning, ironing, cooking, shopping, etc.

Just be polite and show you care for them too, a present here, other there~

And care about your personal hygiene too.

>>11358228
Jews are an ethnoreligious group. Jewish religion, ethnicity, culture and nationality are intertwined.

>>11358236
Aren't you a little young to be on /jp/?

>>11358242
But I can't marry Mommy.

>>11358249
But that could just mean that his mommy got a little freaky when she was young.

>>11358249
My mom is 42 as well and I'm 23
She was a dumb slut that got knocked up at a party

>>11358238
Prove her wrong and marry someone who likes cosplay.

>>11358209

>>11358249
I just turned 18.

>>11358251
Eww, no, she had me at 24 or somewhere around there.

Anyway, I wanna fuck my mom.

Am I the only one forgetting my age? I always have to do the math from my birth date, years lately are all a blur.

>>11358252
Are you glad that she took responsibility?

>>11358256
How long have you been really stupid?

>>11358228
they kinda are a race though because they are Khazars, and caucasian subgroup. Among themselves they talk about being a race, among the despised goyim, they aren't.

>>11358260
I've noticed getting dumber the last two or three years.

>>11358252
What's she like? My friend's mom got pregnant with him when she was like 19 or 20 and she was always cool.

>>11358175
GTFO you fucking Kike!

Kill yourself.

>>11358259
Welcome to the club son.
*tips fedora*

>>11358257
No because she is not a good maternal figure and my quality of life has suffered quite a bit thanks to her repeated bad decisions.

>>11358264
Completely irrational in everything.
Imagine an alcoholic 14 year old in a middle aged woman's body.

>>11358265
>I've noticed getting dumber

Yeah geez, do some crosswords or something.

>>11358234
Canada confirmed for shit tier country.

>>11358034
>I feel like I'll never bear children..
When I was 13 I wanted to be a pregnant girl so badly. I used to pretend to be a girl online. What a fag right...huh...huh.

>>11358278
I can make you pregnant :3

>>11358259
Is your mom cute? You should try having sex with her.

>>11358190
They get "the idea" about what?

>>11358270
>Imagine an alcoholic 14 year old in a middle aged woman's body.
Sounds hot!

>>11358279
Well, she's a bit big, but I like that. I am very sure she wouldn't say yes.

>>11358161
my best friend in HS had a grandma like that who lived with him and he told her I was jewish and she was always really nice to me. the joke is I hate jews and had read the turner diaries 3 times before I dropped out of freshman year of highschool

>>11358282
That some people are meant to die alone

>>11358222
I enjoy cooking. Can I be yoru cook?

>>11358283
You know your mother better than me but it's probably the most common form of incest along with siblings. It's probably something to do with them being in love with you and how you aren't that different from your father who she has/had sex with.

>>11358222
>>11358288
I'm good with mechanical type things so I can fix stuff

>>11358289
Well I never met my dad, pretty sure him and my mom split up before I was born.

>>11358289
You mean being inside her body for 9 months straight wasn't enough?

>>11358288
I like cooking too!
That's why I work at a restaurant.

My dream is to go to Japan and be a private cook for a rich family.

>>11357854

/jp/ is the lewdest board on 4chan.

I can't help but fantasize about 2hus and jaypee orgies everytime i come here

>>11358293
Your poor mother! Have sex together for her sake if not for yours. She has been missing out on the loving embrace of a husband for all these years and you have grown into the perfect solution for that.

Can you teach me to cook so I can better serve my boyfriend?

>>11358152
Everyone is out to get you.

>>11358256
Only if I've recently had a birthday.

>>11358234
No they don't. It's too much effort for them. I've never had a problem.

>>11358288
If you're still around in a year or two then maybe.

>>11358306
Seconding. I feel really bad that my boyfriend knows more about cooking than me.

my mom is ok with my touhou stuff and thinks its very cute! !!! she even bought a tiny set of touhou figures for herself

>>11358173
>My Mom has cleaned my onahole before.

This.

>>11358308
Well, no, she got remarried!

>>11358317
Freaky stuff!

>>11358174
with her tongue

>>11358317
Can you tell me about it?

>>11358317
I'm scared.

>>11358299
I'm confident that /jp/ could make me want to fuck anything. They just know exactly how to phrase something to make me hard.

>>11357975
>since I don't bury porn under mountains of folders, she just saw it
You brought this on yourself.

>>11357995
Do not misuse the spoilers function.

Does anyone else here have really thick sexual tension with their mom?

I think she wants the D. But she's so old and wrinkly...and touchy feely...doushio~

My mom doesn't know about the two dakimakura and she thinks I only own about four onahole, but she never gave me shit for my figs or anything when she visited.
I guess as long as I'm healthy and productive (hah first year of university at 25 is "productive", whatever) she's happy that I'm happy.

She might have snooped around and know more than I think she does, but that wouldn't be a problem.

>>11358270
>Imagine an alcoholic 14 year old in a middle aged woman's body.
Gap moe, Misato, etc.

>>11358334
One time when she was drunk she made a bunch of food and I ended up overeating like a trufatNEET. She kept rubbing my belly and laughing about how I looked pregnant. Then she wanted to give me a massage and thinking nothing of it I let her. After she got started I began to feel weird and went back to my room. I'm not into incest and I don't want to get into it.

>>11358318
NTR him.

>>11358345
>I'm not into incest and I don't want to get into it
Sure thing buddy.

>>11358345
R u gay or pure

>>11358340
>she thinks I only own about four onahole

h-how many do you own?

>>11358355
pure as the freshly fallen snow

No.
My mother has been into Japanese shit since I was like, twelve. She studies the language and watches anime every so often, although she likes dramas and whatnot more.
She comments on my figures sometimes, but she usually thinks they're pretty cool.
I love my mother.

>>11358345
I told my mom I was gay once just to see her reaction but she didn't even react. Then I said I was joking but now she just assumes I'm gay anyway.

Does masturbating to shemales make you gay? O god pls no

>>11358368
My mom seems to assume I'm gay

>>11358371
Wish I had ur mum.

>>11358371
Woah.

>>11358371
what animes

>>11358371
Dude, can we trade for like, a week?

>>11358371
Have sex with her now.

>>11358371
Did you sex

I was my mom's favorite child but now my mom doesn't respect me because I'm a trap. She thinks I'm a deviant and says that soon I'll be promiscuous like my sister. Now my brother is the favorite.

It's weird, she gives me legitimate tips on being a girl but always in a condescending or disappointed manner. She said I make a cute girl when she was drunk though.

>>11358383
I don't like to keep asking her about it, but I remember her talking about watching that Uchouten thing. She's really into folklore stuff.
>>11358385
No. She's mine, go get your own.

>>11358371
Did you sex

>>11358390
Well are you?

>>11358371
Give her a hug for me.

Maybe she'll give you a blowjob after.

>>11358371
Your mom browses /a/ and what will you do when she catches you NEETing it up here? Does she pressure you into getting a jap gf?

My mom's only concern with my figures and weeb shit is that it will weird out girls. I openly have sailor fukus and dresses in my closet that she knows I wear but at the end of the day she dose not care because she know I am into girls.

>>11358390
That's really interesting.

>>11358391
But Uchoten is really good.

>>11358368
>tell mom I'm gay
>her face just collapses into an expression of pure happiness and relief
>don't know what to do, tell her that I was just kidding
last I heard mom has started drinking again

>>11357844
Touhou canon is not sexual.

The only reason you guys are gay is because you're scared of women

>>11358409

>>11358409
Tell her that you're sorry for screwing around with her and that you really are gay, but you were too nervous and you backpeddled and you REALLY are gay this time

Get a gay guy to pretend every now and then

>>11358414
what's your point bro

>>11358414
will u help me overcome my fear?

>>11358414
Women are gross dude.

my mom tried to watch anime with me some time ago, I really felt awkward and leave her alone.

>>11358421
I can't because I'm projecting on you
I wish I could enjoy cocks but instead I just try to make my own body more feminine so I can get off to myself.

>>11358425
then how do you enjoy 2d women? do you play otome games or something?

>>11358417
I thought about it but what if she asks me to watch ice skating or Dancing With the Stars

>>11358430
Grow a beard and say you're a bear.

>>11358430
Then say you're a bear.

>>11358319
>>11358325
>>11358328

We were living together a couple years ago when I was 28 and going to Uni. She had been verbally and emotionally abusive to me to the point I would spend all my time at the library when she wasn't working. After I failed my classes and stopped going, she noticed and we got into an argument. I told her I was glad I was born through a C-section so that I never had to touch her dirty cunt. The next day was Saturday and I fapped and hadn't taken a shower and ended up falling asleep on the couch where I was living. I woke up to a fucking police officer standing over me and some government psychiatric counselor and they were asking me about the "mutilated dolls" I had kept in a black bag. Then the psych woman asked if I wanted to kill myself and I said yes and detailed my plan to stab myself in the jugular with the knife upstairs and how ironic it would be that the brand of the knife was "Critic's Choice" and that the cops would laugh when they found my body. I got committed under arrest for that and I spent three weeks in the psych ward. There, my mom said she was kicking me out homeless and had put all my stuff in a storage unit. After I got out, I went to the storage unit and found my onahole perfectly clean. My mom had cleaned my onahole. I ended up getting laid a couple weeks later by some slut I met at the psych ward, but I couldn't cum because I was on anti-psychotics which gave me limp dick. Yep. That's muh story. I'm also doing well, found a place and about to start my last year at uni in September. Life is good.

>>11358430
Why don't you just ask her why it's important that you're gay?

>>11358432
>>11358433
What if she asks me to catch a salmon or something?

>>11358390
I don't think im that cute. Im taller than most girls so im self-conscious. My mom dislikes women in general which is why she is dissapointed in me, but at the same time she feels that if I am to be a girl I have to do it correctly and not be an embarassment to her. She picks out my clothes for me and pays for my hormones.

>>11358379
>>11358380
>>11358383
>>11358385
>>11358386
>>11358392
>>11358395
>>11358403
Get a load of these weebs.

>>11358437
I'm pretty sure that she found my video stash. I think me being gay would help her brain understand what she saw.

>>11358435
That's not as erotic as I was hoping.

What is your major?

>>11358409
Are you cute? I'm looking for a cute /jp/sie to love and protect.

>>11358435
You sound like a huge faggot. You don't insult your mother when you're leeching off her, be grateful.

>>11358371
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdJnTp-gtuE

>>11358427
My mom's cable box malfunctioned and I was in there fixing it as my little sister watched from the bed. When the picture came back Sword Art Online was on and my mom said "like hell am I watching that shit" and went for the remote. She hates anime.

>>11358443
What age are you?

>>11358448
Sometimes it's the mother who made the son into the person they are.

>>11358359
Right now?
15, plus two small hip replica; not including broken onahole that I need to fix/throw away.

>>11358450
SAO is on cable?

>>11358453
I am 21. I started living as a girl 4 years ago. My mom tells the neighbors and family that I am her niece and that her son is out of state at university....

>>11358442
That's a hurtful term and I would appreciate you not saying it to insult me.

>>11358435
>I told her I was glad I was born through a C-section so that I never had to touch her dirty cunt.
lmao

>>11358460
Its on adult swim now

>>11358461
How do you decide which one to use? Do you have different holes for different fetishes/types of porn?

>>11358463
I don't want to derail the thread, but my psychiatrist tells me if I want to start being a girl, I need to act like one before I even start hormones. The problem is this feels weird to me, how can i make it not weird. Doesn't help that no one but my mom, dad, and grandma know.

>>11358445
B.A. in Womyn Leaders of Cultural Marxism with a Minor in Anti-White Studies

>>11358463
I'm jealous. I realised I was transsexual around 5 years ago but I was too much of a coward to do anything about it. Now I'm 21 like you but it's too late...

Would you mind being my friend? It would be nice to have someone to talk about girl things with.

>>11358476
There isnt an easy way to go about it. Just start acting blatantly more girly. Itll be weird and awkward for everyone for a while but then itll be normal

>>11358486
How do I act girly? I don't know how to act any other way than I already do.

>>11358457
And sometimes the son just have to suck it up unless they want to be a huge faggot.

>>11358476
I don't wanna be the person who says "hmm yes...the doctors are fools" but i dont get that. why you gotta act like a woman -- sounds like some bullass to me.

>>11358457
Half of it anyway.

>>11358488
Suck my cock.

Anyone here live by themselves? does the $300 - $600 rent and other expenses put a dent on the stuff that you really want?

>>11358486
I'll try it, I guess. Hope I can make it not weird for everyone involved..

>>11358490
I dunno, I guess because there would be no point in being upset with your gender if you don't want to do some girly things?

I dunno, I always acted girly. Your best bet is ti just observe girls you know and act like them.

>>1135848
What do you want to talk about

>>11358448
It's still entirely possible to be abusive while physically supporting someone.

>>11358450
She's right though, SAO is indeed shit.

>>11358466
That. It depends what I'm fapping to, which depends on what kind of fap I want.
It's been a few month that I can have small orgasms just by relaxing and focusing and it intensified the impact on onahole orgasm as well.
What I meant to say is that it's a complicated process but there's logic behind which one I pick.

>>11358496
What I really want is the freedom of my own living space.

>>11358489
Some people are just huge faggots.

does wanting to do lewd stuff with another /jp/ make me gay? like maybe share an onahole or something like that

>>11358506
double ended onahole action sounds fairly deece.

>>11358496
>put a dent on the stuff that you really want?
Not if you starve 5 days a week!
Why do you think that /jp/ is so thin?

>>11358506
No. Gays are flamboyant degenerates. /jp/sies keep it to themselves.

Also what you are aroused by is the visualized ideal of the /jp/, not by men, so I would go so far as to say that you are not even homosexual.

>>11358506
Not really.
Just weird.
>>11358503
>small orgasms just by relaxing and focusing and it intensified the impact on onahole orgasm as well.
Hands-free orgasms?

Everyone sees my room so it's impossible to hide.

Nobody knows about the porn though.

>>11358506
a /jp/ sucked my dick before but I don't think that makes me gay

>>11358494

Thats frelled if I wanted to be a girl I would want to be a tomboy.

>>11358504

but whats the point if you have no money to throw some titties up on the wall?

>>11358501
It's scary how a lot of the sanctimonious normals on the other boards actually believe this isn't possible.

>>11358513
If you're referring to anime posters and garbage like that, they're extremely tacky and a few nice well displayed figures is better.

>>11358501
And you deal with it or you move out. You're leeching off her, the least you could do in return is to her (verbal) punching bag.

>>11358485
Please respond, my email is in the email field. I can understand if you don't want to be my friend.

>>11358519

those are expensive though. how much would you really be able to buy a month with low income?

>>11358506
l-lewd anon. stop it, your making me blush.

>>11358496
>does the $300 - $600 rent and other expenses put a dent on the stuff that you really want?

No. I don't buy much but I probably have over $1k a month I could spend on stuff if I wanted to. I save most of it. And I only make like $2k a month after taxes, which is low paying for a full time job.

>>11358512
Hm, fair enough. I guess I don't know what to say there. For me personally I want to go out and go shopping for clothes and shoes and stuff, so I guess it's completely different.

>>11358512
My mom wont let me be a tomboy... shes vrry strict about the way I am. Since she disowned my sister nows shes extra harsh and acts like im my sisters 'replacement'. Being a girl isnt really fun like I thought it would be.

>>11358524
I can probably pick up one or two nice figures a month, you sound like some /a/ degenerate though so maybe thats why you can't figure out a proper low income budget.

>>11358526
>I want to go out and go shopping for clothes and shoes and stuff

What's girlish about this?

>>11358532
Well i mean super girly clothes, like pink skirts and high heels.

I'm very sorry i wasn't specific.

>>11358536
Isn't that just a societal thing? I thought transsexuals were supposed to hate their body?

>>11358528

I already spend 400 a month on toys. It would feel weird to cut down

>>11358527
That's kindof hot, anon. I can imagine your mom forcing you to put a tampon up your boipussy and turning you into a bulemic because you're not skinny and feminine enough.

What did your sister do to get disowned?

>>11358516
I guess you could call it that.
I get uncontrolable spasms for a few seconds during which I feel good, not as good as a standard ejactulatory orgasm, but they can go on and on for a long time.
The downside is that my abs hurt after spasming for a while.

I've read interesting posts on /jp/ about nipple masturbation, sensory overload or even BOOF's method of rubbing something soft in your bed, but those are all too tedious. I haven't even found my prostate and gave up already.
To be fair it took me a lot of time as well to achieve what I can do, but in the end it was worth it.
I guess there are as many different methods as there are martial arts.

>tfw you will never fuck an otaku culture who's pretending to be a girl and go out in public while he's dressed in girl's clothes and arouse his weiner so he gets an awkward boner in public and everyone will find out his secret unless I carry him against me
Captcha: sub omssain

There is so much sexual tension between me and my mom it't not even funny, but how can I guaranty that I'm not going insane?

Real girls don't wear pink skirts outside of costumes.... are you sure youre not just a fetishist?

A few months ago, my mom told me she was ashamed of me and that made me cry a lot. It was the first time I heard that from her.

I'm trying to earn money online. After not working for 2 years, the idea of working away from home makes me physically ill. However I have 0 self discipline and spend the whole day testing mods and playing MMOs.

>>11358545
You are going insane. But all the more reason to fuck your mom before you go fully off the deep end and are effectively no longer yourself.

>>11358549
Nipple orgasms are amazing, they make my whole body tingle in pleasure has a bubble about to burst.

>>11358527
Thats boll yotz, you got to get up and fight societies expectation of what a girl should be. Don't let the matriarch oppress you!

>>11358546
it was just an example, sorry ive been up for 38 hours.

>>11358545
Don't worry bro, my mom makes Freudian slips at me all the time. Just the other day she asked me if I wanted a blanket to put on my bed so she (she meant me but she said "I") can sleep on it.

>>11358485
>>11358523
Please respond ;___;

I think my mom wants to fuck me but she feels too ashamed of her body. What are some subtle ways to seduce her?

>>11358522
b-but maybe I want to make you blush anon~
wanna d-do lewd things with me?

>>11358520
I'm gunna make you my verbal punching bag if you don't get teh fuck out of /jp/

>>11358556
That post hit me right in the feels.

>>11358565
If you're implying I'm some cross-boarder, you're mistaken.
I'm leeching off my mother as well, but I'm not an asshole about it.

>>11358575
Which end do you want to be on?

>>11358555
Probably you're right.

I keep having hallucinations where an entity bounces up and down on me and sometimes she fucks me in the ass while I'm sleeping. It's probably a side effect of trying to create a tulpa for months. She also takes the form of my mom and lets me fuck her in my dreams.

>>11358544
Sigh. . .
I want that.

>>11358560
How many months did it take you to reach that level?

How many minutes do you stimulate your nipple, and how do you go about it? I always give up around the 20 minute mark.

>>11358556
I almost killed myself after having a real job, but now I work from home.

Please look for night shifts, they are the best.

>>11358567
Just walk to her with an erection.

>>11358587
Will you be my boyfriend?

>>11358579
The one with the qt boi gf

>>11358567
Why are you asking /jp/ for advice on how to seduce a woman?

I guess the first step would be to start casually dropping small compliments about her body and how good she looks for her age, etc. Don't do it out of the blue, but look for moments where such remarks would be on-topic.

Or just grab her ass or something.

>>11358581
Yeah, what this guy said. People that work night shifts have a higher chance of not being normals and a lot more chill from my experience.

>>11358580
It was accidental, I was listening to hypnosis files out of boredom (they never work on me), but then I was listening one that makes you have a nipple orgasm and it worked. I started to stimulate them for myself after that.

As for how do I do it, I'm very rough and hard at the start and after enduring the pain it starts to feel good. But I had to stop because I had I job and I orgasmed just from my shirt lightly rubbing my nipples. They also grew so it is somewhat inconvenient.

>>11358549
>I haven't even found my prostate and gave up already.

You're either stupid or have some kind of physical problem.

Whichever it is, you're missing out.

>>11358587
>>11358589
Will both of you be my boyfriends? We can take turns being girls for the other two.

>>11358589
Yes.

will a /jp/ please be my bf

>>11358597
Do any /jp/ live in Ottawa? I want a qt bf

>>11358595
I will if my boyfriend agrees.

>>11358596
Where do you live?

>>11358444
Ask her?

>>11358598
Can guys even do this?

>>11358598
Are you sure you're not a girl? I've never heard of a guy playing with their nipples, but I used to be friends with a girl who only talked about how she was playing with her tits and how she wanted to have a baby so she could breastfeed.

>>11358567
Wait till she's cooking and start grinding on her ass

>That feel when you're an avid collector and an Etna fan and end up buying those Etna's Secret contest panties off ebay.
>That feel when the package arrives when you're not at home.
>That feel when the box was tattered and open on arrival, and your mother checks to see if the contents are still in there.
>That feel when at the time your mother confronts you with them, she jokingly wears them on her head.

>this whole fucking thread

Jesus christ, I thought I was ota, but goddamn.

>>11358605
Refer to: >>11358604

>>11358605
Where do you live?

>>11358581
>>11358590
I'll look for one of those. Two years ago used to travel one hour by train/bus to my job and it was hell everyday.

>>11358390
>>11358443
>>11358463
>>11358527

Me again. My transsexuality didnt cure my depression, and actually gave my mom depression too. My mom pressures me heavily, she made me break up with my exgf and forbids me from dating girls. she says that no one will hire a transsexual and that I have to find a boyfriend to take care of me or I wont survive without her. She also feels that if I have one my commitment will prevent me from being promiscuous (my sister has two kids and has never been in a relstionship). She hates gays and lesbians so I guess I feel better that she sees me as a girl but the pressure is too much. She forbids me from masturbating as well because Im not to use my junk would be a sign of not being a reagirl. She makes me sleep with my door open and times my showers. I miss my ex but after years kfof hormones I dont get turned on by girls anymore. It sucks.

>>11358616
UK

>>11358610
>I've never heard of a guy playing with their nipples
Really? I mean, not in real life, but in porn girls lick guys' nipples and shit all the time.

Not really related, but the other day I read that some women can orgasm just from nipple stimulation. And here all this time I thought that was just my erogays.

>>11358608
>>11358610

It is rare but it happens (just google for male lactation forums).

Also I was fat when I was a kid so that left me puffy nipples and bitchtits, and now that I'm slim they look like an A cup.

>>11358612
i just got the feels

>>11358620
>she says that no one will hire a transsexual
You don't believe her though, right?

Wait, finished reading your post and in fact I hope you disregard anything that crazy woman says.

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