/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11350538
No, he's not.

Wow, are you a girl?

but the prints are significantly smaller

a 60kg 8-year-old would be pretty obese

>>11350535
Don't forget that they are shorter.

>>11350535
A /jp/ro and a /b/tard walk into a thread.

"Niggers lol", says the /b/tard.

"Epic," replies the /jp/ro "simply epic."

While the /b/ro greentexts about fapping to his own mom, our /jp/ro has latched onto someone who mentioned homosexuality in jest and is relating back his experiences with being gay and asking probing questions in an attempt to build a rapport with anyone who will listen.

Hours pass. Our /b/ro has long since left. Our /jp/ro on the other hand, has long since derailed the thread with his bullshit, having roped an /a/ro into conversation. The /jp/ro couldn't care less if the guy was from reddit, since he NEEDS to blog.

They sympathize with each other on things that are completely trivial, but to them it means the world.
Everyone lurking hides their posts.
Some even tell them to shut the fuck up.
This is quickly deflected by the /jp/ro. "no bully" is his battlecry, no capitalization showing his feigned indifference. (At least, in any other human it would be feigned, but /jp/ro's are notoriously incapable of introspection and may not feel shame.)

A third poster arrives. All of them are posting anonymously, but our /jp/ro divulges so much information he might as well use his Steam name.
That's the place where our third poster recognizes him from, after all.

The circlejerk intensifies. Time becomes strange. It's unknown how long it goes on for, but the thread eventually dies of natural causes despite being the furthest thing from "Otaku Culture" on the board at the time.
You see, the /jp/ro is so good at playing the victim and acting like he is somehow in the right with his rhetoric and formal appearance fools the janitor completely, every time without fail.

With the death of the thread, he logs onto some social networking site.
What happens after that is unknown, but you can be sure it was shitty!

Anyway, stop posting outside of 4chan, morons. You fucking bring your stink with you and shit up everything.

P.S I came inside your mum

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>>11350535
Average female height in Japan is 5'2". 60kg is 132.277 pounds. BMI isn't a great scale, but that puts them in the "nearly overweight" range, if they're average height. But of course, many girls are shorter, so it's reasonable to think that might mean she's fairly fat.

"Obese" is also a fucking horrible translation.

How tall are you?

>>11350535
>60kg
>skinny
Are you american?

My mother weighted 50 kilos when she married.

>>11350633
He's a finntardo

>>11350633
Are you 5 feet tall?

anything over 45 kilos is disgusting

>>11350535
Are you a man? If so, you can't compare yourself to Japanese girls, dumb ass.

>>11350587
what was the actual term used? what would you have translated it as?

>>11350730
There isn't any direct equivalent, and "obese" implies something different than just fat, because it's an actual classification.

I am 204kg

GET
ON
MY
LEVEL

Apparently I weigh 72 Kg. Tha's normal, I think.

>>11351241
big otaku! BIG!

Why are you posting weights and not also heights?

I'm 43kg. What is the avg height weight of a Japanese woman?

>>11351260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

For a high school girl who is 5'2 that is obese.

>>11351241
How tall are you? I am 5'7 and weight 86kg.

>>11351294
That's pretty fat, dude.

>>11351294
6'4

People tell me I don't look that fat, they think I'm only about 120-130kg tops. Nobody guesses that I'm 204kg.

I'm 5'1" and 70 lbs, please be gentle.

>>11351338
are you a grill

>>11351373
No, I'm a human girl.

What is /jp/'s average body mass index?
I'm 58kg and about 5.87 feet.

People always tell me I'm way too skinny.
1.84 meters/ 6 feet
59kg/ 130 pounds

>>11351393
hello chubby manlet, I want to cuddle you :3

>>11351398
That seems about what you would want.

>>11351398
that sounds a lil dangerously underweight
i guess you couldn't really tell without a picture though, people carry weight in different ways

>>11351413
How is not being a fatso dangerous? Sounds like fat propaganda to me.

>>11351413
It's not too bad, I'm not gaining weight no matter how much I eat so I figured it doesn't really matter.

>>11351393
My BMI is 16.3. Sometimes I get scared about my weight and getting osteoporosis or something later.

>>11351416

im 5'10 180 and on the skinny side so its hard to tell unless you know how the weight is distributed

as long as you dont look like a holocaust survivor i think you're ok

>>11351427
>5'10 180 and on the skinny side

Is this what amerifats actually believe?

>>11351440
Are you going by the average weight for men or women?

>>11351458

Either, 180lbs is NOT skinny at 5'10".

>>11351440
pretty sure he means looks-wise

A girl should weight around 92 lbs, max.

where da fatNEETs @

>>11351464
but I weigh 110 lbs and people bully me for being too thin ;___;

>>11351472
They bully you cause you're a nerd!

>>11351464
What about girls who are like 5'10?

A girl who's 92lbs at 5'10 is going to be deathly skinny

>>11351480
I am not a nerd!

>>11351482
What kinda freak is 5'10?

>>11351482
He's from America, where all the men are manlets and expect women to be less than 5'4.

>>11351494
My mom and my sister are 5'9 and 5'10 respectively.

>>11351494
That's a pretty average height for girls...

>>11351499
I think you have that backwards.

>>11351503
No, that's an average height for men.

>>11351509
Maybe in some third world country but here in Europe it's average for girls.

I sense finnscum

>>11351516
No, it isn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world

>>11351516

what village do you live in and what are they putting in the well water?

>>11351516
No it's not. 5'10 is the average height for men in nearly all the world. 5'4 is the average height for women in nearly all the world. There is no country on the planet earth where the average woman is 5'10.

>>11351525
>>11351527
Why are you so angry about girls being that height? I know how tall the people in my country are and that's average.

>>11351535
>I know how tall the people in my country are and that's average.
What, did you do a survey?

>>11351535
What country do you live in?

>>11351535
Where do you live?

>>11351535
No one is angry, just stating facts. If you claim your country's average woman is 5'10 then provide proof.

>>11351537
I use my eyes, you idiot. Do you even leave your house?

>>11351538
Norway.

Why would you want a girl over 5'4?

>>11351537
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>>11351540
>>11351542

I live in the dinarcic alps with the rest of my cousinfolk. We're all about 2,15m tall.

>>11351545

not everyone is a disgusting pedophile

>>11351543
>I use my eyes, you idiot.
Your anecdotal evidence is probably less reliable than your country's statistical data.

>>11351543
The average man in Norway is only 5'11. The average woman is only 5'6.

>>11351543
I think someone's strayed away from their board.

>>11351545
I want a girl to tower over me
But tall girls only want taller guys and if I was short no girls would want me

>>11351543
I'm an americlap who's family came from Norway back in the early 1800s and I'm 6'5 and the women in my family are 5'8 to 5'11. Norwegians are just big I think.

>>11351553
Then they should leave.

>>11351556
Have you been here? I don't think you are qualified to talk about the average height of random people on the street...

>>11351565
Jokes on them I was only pretendin to be retarded

>>11351562
Eastern Europeans are big.

>>11351561
Fellow amazon lover....

Well I'm fine with short girls as well, but I love the idea of a very tall woman, although I'm 6 feet tall so she would have to be quite large even among tall girls.

>>11351565
Yes. I live there too.

>>11351545

some people go for the lanky waifish look

>>11351565
So official statistics are wrong and some random jack ass on the internet is right?

>>11351562
Must be the freedom.

>>11351579

lol i trol u

>>11351579
They could be out of date statistics, the average height in Norway has gone up recently.

I love tall, elegant girls.

>>11351590

you still haven't shown any shred of proof that norwegians arn't 5'11-6'0 on average, finntroll.

daily normalfag thread

>>11351583
White people in America are generally tall. Our national average is shorter because of our Mexican problem. Mexican men are like 5'2 and the women are 4'11 after all.

I like my girls with a little meat on their bones...
Haha

>>11351598
I don't have to "prove" anything to you, jerk. If you want to believe that you aren't a manlet then go ahead, I won't be the one being ridiculed.

The average Bolivian girl is 4'8. If only they weren't so dark.

>>11351604

>Mexican men are like 5'2 and the women are 4'11 after all.

That's japanese.

Although the women seem to be very short just like jap girls.

I'm 6' but it seems like all the men I see are either as tall or taller than me

But the statistics say I should be over a lot of men

>>11351610
But I'm not a manlet.

>>11351612
You are aware that an average is exactly that, right? It's not like girls in other countries magically won't be 4'8.

>>11351610
So you're a troll who doesn't know anything. Okay.

>>11351621
But it's an average so they statically have shorter girls.

>>11351622
I'm not going to go around with a measuring tape and take pictures of random people just to prove a point to some idiot on the internet. If you want "proof" so badly then come over here and get it.

mellomtiden, i Norge

>>11351627
That wouldn't be proof either. There are charts after charts out there an non of them say your women are 5'10.

>>11351630
If you want to believe some numbers you found on the magic box then be my guest.

>>11351637
Everybody is already doing that.

Eww, women over 5'0.

>>11351642
Not everyone is a pedophile like you.

>>11351641
If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Stop being such an idiot.

>>11351648
Says the crossie.

>>11351650
That's not the expression snow nigger.

>>11351650
If everybody was choosing to believe the statistics reported by the Norwegian Directorate of Health over the claims of someone who anonymously claims to be Norwegian on the internet, I'd do that too.

>>11351612
You are a fucking racist, just saying.

>>11351651
But you are a pedophile, right?

>>11351661
You have correctly identified a racist statement. Your diversity award is on the way.

>>11351661
le racist. Le just sayin' meme.

>>11351666
Nope.

>>11351674
What are you doing here?

>>11351670
goku set up us the bomb XD

>>11351661
I'm not racist. I'm just not attracted to dark girls.

>>11351637
You're cool man, we haven't had a persistent troll around here lately.

>>11351666

I'm a pedophile, what's your problem?

>>11351682
why would you even respond

are you stupid

now he has the opportunity to call you a fag and he won't be wrong

>>11351676
Lolicon.

>>11351686
Are those question?

>>11351681

I smell white american.

>>11351689
If one of your lolicon fantasies started to play out in real life, you really wouldn't touch that shit?

>>11351689
That's the same thing retard. Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.

>>11351693
You smell correctly.

>>11351693
I smell jealous nigger.

>>11351694
>>11351700
No it's not.

>>11351703

Hey, hey HEY! STOP IT, I'm niggah, but my family is white, so u cann't call me nigger piece of retard.

>>11351706
Dude, the word comes from a book about fucking a real life kid. It's the same goddamn thing.

this thread is fucking shit lmao

>>11351711
>piece of retard

my new favorite insult

>>11351706
You didn't answer my question.

>>11351709
So you're telling me what I'm attracted to now?

>>11351713

u mad? oh geeez

>>11351716
Where the hell did you get that from? Holy shit are you dumb. I'm explaining to you that you are misusing a word.

>>11351714
What fantasies are you even talking about?

Really guys, I'm in love 4chan

>>11351716
If I found a loli that doesn't turn you on would you think yourself not into lolis? It's the same thing with children. Even if you don't like real life children, the term covers both 2D and 3D.

>>11351720
But I'm not.

>>11351723
I'm not attracted to children.

>>11351725
Yes you are, being a lolicon means you are sexually attracted to children and you specifically said that you aren't.

fuck my butt NOW anon-kun

>>11351728
If you didn't find children attractive, you wouldn't find 2D depictions of children attractive.

>>11351732

Can you stop troll whole topic?

>>11351732
That's not what it means.

>>11351738
>Can you stop troll whole topic?
>Can you stop troll whole topic?
>Can you stop troll whole topic?
>Can you stop troll whole topic?

>>11351734
but you didn't give me a chance to use any lube, are you sure you want me to go in dry?

>>11351721
You read a lolicon manga. Some guy fucks some girl. It's super hot. That's a fantasy.

>>11351736
You're telling me what I am and am not attracted to again.

>>11351741
You don't get to decide what words mean, idiot, that's not how language works. You aren't a lolicon, stop saying you are.

>>11351749
You're the one that doesn't understand the word.

>>11351748
Why not? It's a true statement.

Nigger means walking poop.

>>11351753
Nice strawman, that's not how arguments work either. There's at least one person agreeing with me on the definition of lolicon so you are objectively in the wrong here.

>>11351756

Long life niggah.

>>11351754
Because its not a true statement.

>>11351759
You just drop so many memes there dude.

>>11351759
I'm not trying to argue. You should just look into the meaning of words before using them.

>>11351759
That's not what a strawman is. I know school just start, so come back in a few weeks.

>>11351760
Then why look at 2D loli if you don't even find children attractive? Are you just doing it to be edgy?

>>11351768
You're a pedophile

>>11351516
No, it most definitely isn't. Even if you take the Netherlands or Norway, which have unusually high height average, the average female height is nowhere close.

>>11351768
Why are you continuously grasping at straws? The topic of this argument is you not understand what the word lolicon means, please address my points and prove to me without a doubt that it means what you think it does.

>>11351769
Because 2D does not equal 3D, Mr. Lawmaker.

>>11351776
Hey /a/-kun. That's a cool grasping at straws meme. How was your first day of college?

>>11351770
You should understand how language works before using it. Please stop using the word lolicon for your own sake, you will only embarrass yourself like you are now.

>>11351769
Yes.

Its because we want to be edgy, everyone on /jp/ does it because we want to feel on the edge.

You can't understand because you're a crossie, you should just walk away.

>>11351776
>you
>you
>me
>you
>me
Excuse me?

>>11351778
That doesn't answer the question. If you don't find children attractive, why look at sexually explicit images of children? The fact it isn't real doesn't enter into the equation at all.

>>11351783
>>11351776
But I am using it correctly. You're the one that doesn't seem to understand the term.

>>11351721
Please respond. You responded to my post, but didn't answer my original question. I'd like to hear an answer.

>>11351790
Then please enlighten me as to the definition since you are obviously an expert.

>>11351787
Yes it does. Cartoons aren't real dude. I'm not attracted to octopi, other animals, or mutilation of real people.

>>11351797
No thanks. I'm not going to spoon feed you the proper meaning.

This is interesting, 1 trol 2 fags and me.

CROSSBOARDERS GETTING BLOWN OUT OF THE WATEE LIKE A SHARK WEEK SPECIAL!

>>11351810
Since I am not participating in any act of trolling or neither am I a homosexual, am I you?

>>11351808
It's fine that you don't know but please don't use a word without even having any sense of the meaning in future, okay? You're a big boy now and can't just parrot every word that you hear.

>>11351814
That's one ironic post you have there.

>>11351800
You are turned on by the concept of children, octopi, mutilation, etc. If you weren't, you wouldn't find the cartoon attractive either.

Sorry if I wound the feelings

>>11351821
No I'm not.

>>11351815
>Sorry if I wound the feelings
>Sorry if I wound the feelings

>>11351814
But you're the one misusing the term.

>>11351823
It's not like the cops will swoop down on you and arrest you or anything.

>>11351832
What does that have to do with anything?

>>11351836
It's the only way I can explain you being that defensive.

>>11351839
But I'm not being defensive.

>>11351844
You are even being defensive over not being defensive.

>>11351853
Now you're not making sense, but this isn't different than any of your previous posts.

>>11351857
You are being defensive over the position of not being defensive.

I'm bored.

>>11351815
Yes

>>11351860
But I'm not.

>>11351862
End your misery.

Verb to be:

I am

you are

he is

it is

we are

you are

they are

Genius!

>>11351866
defensive: very anxious to challenge or avoid criticism.

Considering you constantly say, "no, I'm not," that's being defensive.

>>11351878
I have nothing to be defensive about.

>>11351880
Please stop ignoring my question.

>>11351869

No thanks, I'd rather prefer fight for my future.

>>11351880
Yet you are still doing it anyway.

>>11351878
>>11351880
Stop

>>11351875
You go to College?

>>11351884
But I'm not.

>>11351890

Yeah, I'm 14 years old, but my whole life was unlimited blade works.

>>11351890
Your mom goes to college.

>>11351888
T-That was so clever!

>>11351890
I go to Cool-edge

Wait, bots?!!

>>11351888
At least cleverbot has the balls to admit it.

>>11351908
There's nothing to admit.

I'm angry, damn! I HATE YOU.

>>11351914
B-Baka!

You lost, face it... Cleverbot was on our side all this time. He already knew this day would happen and he had arguments for it before you even thought about it.

Go run away in shame, we'll be waiting.

>>11351416
>I'm not gaining weight no matter how much I eat

i would check for tapeworms if i were you. my friend who WAS skinny had. he got fat after removing it, lyl.

>>11351951
What does "lyl" mean?

>>11351952
Love your life

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