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M-my sister was drunk.

fug :----D

Only the weak need justify themselves. I regret nothing.

>>11350452
Why would I do that?
She already knows everything about me.

I she knows everything why doesn't she bend over?

i don't

"I'm sorry I masturbated to you, but I just couldn't help it.
I love flat-chested girls."

#YOLO

>>11350471
There might be bonus points for you if you repent

My land is without faith and gods and hope and so the only options are despair or distraction and I chose distraction.

>>11350545

>>11350556
So euphoric

>>11350556

Faith is dead in this cold world.
Evidence reigns supreme.

>>11350561
*tips fedora*

>>11350452
*whips out dick*

I actually belived that the world is better off with me dead.
I guess I was wrong- the world still needs me. I'm going back now.

"Can I jack off to you one last time?"

so hell is that way right?

In my defense, I honestly had no idea she was three.

>>11350452
I AM THE LAW

>>11350998
I broke you

>>11350452
S-sex?

look! Komachi is sleeping over there!!

*run away*

>>11351001
>implying Eiki isn't broken.

>>11350572
are those tits?

>>11351187
No, but everything else you've done is.

suicide isn't a crime

>>11351190
is that so

then i repent my human nature

>>11351190
What crimes have a committed?

Lord Enma, would you say that you live a sin-free life with no urges to do what is considered wrong by your rules and guidelines? To err is human, and you who share in our image are nothing less than so.

>>11351204
haha he's trying to sound all wise and philosophical but all he manages to do is sound like a dumb tryhard

Call that lazy ferryman, I want to suck on her tits.

I didn't know she was 8, I thought she was at least 12.

>>11351204
Given that she's the spirit of a deified Jizou statue placed as Yama by the Celestial Bureaucracy, I'd say that she's fairly close to being sin-free. Besides, she doesn't condemn people to hell for the slightest mistakes.To err is human, as you say, which is why a degree of leniency exists.

I do disagree rather strongly on your implication that the Yama is prey to the base desires that we ourselves are, though. It is her purpose to judge the dead, has a different role in the great wheel of things, and has a different set of sins than we do. For a Yama, being overly lenient would be a sin, as would being overly harsh. She does not sin by sending those she judges black to hell, but fulfills her purpose.

You also make the mistake, I believe, of thinking that hell in a Buddhist cosmology is eternal. No matter how dire the crime, eventually the soul will have been purged and may re-enter the cycle.

I'll never stop running.

>>11351238
It's only technically not eternal, the torments go on for millennia.

I don't justify jack squat. Evil is simply guilt or actively making other people miserable.

>>11350511

But if she knows everything about me then she'd know I wouldn't repent.

>>11351272
There's no technically at all. Millenia are not eternal, nor is any amount of time at all. Before eternity, a millenium isn't even a blink of an eye.

Riding an atom bomb was fuckin' sweet. Not everyday that you can pull off a Dr. Strangelove moment. Oh hey, I still have my bitchin' shades. Anyways cutie, how about I take you out to dinner.

>>11351238
Well then you could blame the people who made the universe, your planet, your species, your parents, your education and your social circle who the same that made her judge, like:

"If you're faggot bosses didn't want no sin on earth why hell did they create us or even let us live, amirite Eiki~chan?"

I want to put it in

Would she be mad that I masturbated to her?

>>11351312
Probably far more confused than anything. I don't see her understanding why you would want to do that.

>>11351211
So mean! It worked on a Gatekeeper thread about getting into Heaven on the philosophy board! Can't we just be friends and enjoy a silly thread together?

>>11351238
You're actually right. But as far as Eiki herself goes, doesn't she portray enough emotion to be capable of doubt? In which is the perfect amount of time for me to plot a daring escape!

>>11351304
Wouldn't it just be easier to ask "What is sin, and who defined it?"

>>11351315
Does she not know she has the appearance of a cute young girl?

If she wanted to appear more fitting to her role there are many other ways.

>>11351315
If you really want to confuse her, start fapping while she tries to sentence you.

>>11351298
Compared to a human life, it's an eternity.

So uh, did I beat the highscore?

>>11351332
No, it's not, because it ends. You need to realize what eternity means.

>>11351304
>you are faggot bosses

Regardless, I don't see how your point follows mine, except that you're bringing up the whole free will vs. determinism debate which is another kettle of fish entirely.

I believe that you also mistake the Celestial Bureaucracy for creators, which they are not. I believe, in the Buddhist context, that reality is simply cyclical and without true end; that even though one universe may end, another will be born in its place. But, again, we're going somewhere else entirely.

>>11351323
By all means, attempt to escape the Yamaxanadu. I wish the best of luck to you.

>>11351320
Well, she's the yama. Regardless of appearance, I don't think her understanding of human nature would overcome the fundamental question of "Why would you masturbate to the yama?" in her mind, even if it's obvious to us.

>Now you are standing in front of Eiki
No, now you're standing in front of Komachi, so she can ferry you across that magic river so then Eiki can judge you.

An unprepared soul will submit to any situation that may arise, but you would already know what is waiting for you.

So I just have to go back and posses some flowers or find a way to get a physical body.

>>11351352
I'm she sure understands sexual attraction.

>>11351356
Sexual attraction between humans, yes. Sexual attraction between a human and the yama, I'm not so sure of. Remember her origins, her devotion to her job, and the fact that she's likely never felt such attraction herself.

>>11351353
What? Flowers?

>>11351353
You are sentenced to a restraining order of one dimension away from Remilia Scarlet, at all times.

>>11351362
She knows she looks like a girl. It's possible that she could be selectively blind to the fact that she's operating in an attractive form (as opposed to the traditional yamas) but not likely.

>>11351367
I suppose. I just feel like with Eiki in particular that's greatly overshadowed by the fact that she sees herself as the yama above all else, which would lead to that selective blindness, even if unintentionallyl.

>>11351341
e·ter·ni·ty
[ih-tur-ni-tee] Show IPA
noun an endless or seemingly endless period of time

>>11351365
Remember that flower incident in PoFV.

>>11351366
Enforced by who?.

>>11350452
I did what I wanted because I wanted to do it. I regret nothing.

>>11351367
>>11351375
I'm sure shoving a D inside her yama hole would help clear her vision.

>>11351396
Oh. I guess.
Your picture worries me.

Sure is a lot of Eiki attention lately. I approve.

By sneezing on her as hard as I could, stealing her Rod of Remorse and getting away as fast as I could and then hide out in Eientei while slowly becoming a Ghost yokai to avoid my sentence

>>11351453
It's a new form of punishment apparently.

>>11351457
How is this a punishment? For whom?

>>11351430
While she's at work? She's not going to want to do that.

If I told her I love her, would she get all flustered?

>>11351478

No. And take your dick out of your hand.

>>11351485
You mean take your hand out of your dick?

>>11351489

Your dick isn't a pocket

>>11351478
She'd raise an eyebrow and question it, but wouldn't turn red and go into a panic like you're thinking.

>>11351492
Panic?

A godlike being...? Panic... Seriously...

>>11351475
>She's not going to want

That's irrelevant.

>>11350452
>put yourself out of your misery and made the world a bit better.
INSULT THREAAAD lol

>>11351510
Oh, here we go.

>>11351510

Yeah alright. Call the bailiff.

>>11351492
She'd be like "EEEEEEEEH?!"
Making this face >_< while blushing and flailing her arms around.

>>11351541
She's surely heard this thing before, anon. She's not going to freak out. Sad but true.

I'm the legs

If you think her judgement is unfair can you appeal to a higher court?

I wonder if Yamas can retire. Did she become a Yama because there was a vacancy that needed filling, or because they just needed more Yamas to deal with the growing number of humans?

>>11351571
Ugh...that face...
Horrible. Shikieiki doesn't deserve this.

>>11351574
All of the Yama have the same authority, and your opinion of your judgment is not considered. There is no "appeal" because the judgement is just correct.

>>11351574
yes, wait in hell and they'll call you once your turn arrives, after the other 25 → 19 → 21 → 102 → 123 → 31 → 1234 → 23 → 2 → 12 → 42 → 134 souls (Conway chained arrow notation.)

It's a fair system nonetheless.

>>11351593
What if you just stab her in the face?

I refuse to be judged by a being that has never experienced pain and suffering.

Live a life as an insignificant human first, then judge.

apologize for fapping to her.

I don't get it. why shouldn't I be allowed to kill myself?

Why should I suffer so someone can be happy that i'm still suffering.

It's sadistic and selfish to refuse one of Suicide.

>>11351588
She's probably fine. After all, she's a divine spirit, not really human or even alive or biological.

>>11351593
What if one starts taking bribing or rendering dodgy judgements? Can the other ones defrock her?

>>11351607
She's alive in that story.

>>11351623
What could a Yama want? With what could a dead spirit bribe her? After death, your possessions don't matter. You have nothing but your soul.

>>11351605
You don't really have a choice not to be judged.

>>11351632
>What could a Yama want?
Cock. She cannot win against the cock.

>>11351632

Maybe one could go mad or something then I dunno. Anyway what happens once she finds out what I've done?

>>11351646
I mean, there's always room for madness or corruption, but it'd be almost unthinkable, and not the result of simple bribery. I imagine that the other Yamas, or her superiors in the Celestial Bureaucracy, would remove her.

I don't really know what she considers right or wrong and since I have never committed any major crimes which I would instantly remember when I meet her she would have to explain what actions she needs justification for.

Does this affect my judgement? Positively or negatively?

Why doesn't Eiki hire a competent agent? Like this guy.

>>11351717
Because.

>>11351726
Stop horsing around. Death would be a much better Shinigami than Komachi. Plus his scythes are cooler.

>>11351717
>>11351739
>>>/v/

>>11351717
Crossie.

Can I romance the Yama?

>>11351717
Because Komachi is actually ferryman not a shinigami. Obviously she have lots of employee but she close to Komachi most

>>11351570
I'm pretty sure Yama behave like governor or something. Each one in charge in specific region. In case of Eiki it's Gensokyo.

>>11350452
"You already know all"

"But I suppose I can humor you even if you know what happened..."

"I grew fed up with the conditions of our world, even if I tried to change it, and tried to help others, even by just setting examples for others to follow, people would not listen to what I had to say, nor even follow what I did. Call it selfish if you will, but if you saw what was going on or even experienced it yourself you would understand, You must have at least seen the lives of the sinners themselves and the conditions the world is in given your station. My actions may be sin in itself for callously throwing away my own life and casting off my own potential future, but what good is having a future if it cannot be a prosperous one for all, how can growth even occur when we are constantly fighting one another over the most foolish things. Our own lives may as well be erased because of the trials the people are now undertaking because the greedy had their way."

"I admit I had a good life, but even I saw it nothing more than a mere illusion. What is the point of doing good deeds if they cannot leave a positive impression on people in our world? I didn't do such things for a damned reward! Humans who believed such ilk throughout history killed one another because their own beliefs stated that they would be given paradise for following such nonsense. Isn't that just selfishness at the very core of the system?"

"Just belief and slaughter alone for a false promise that may not even exist? You may send me to the lowest depths of the abyss if you truly see me as foul, but sooner or later, even you will find out how corrupted the society I was a part of truly is. And when you realize that, you too will have realized that you also erred, as you are just as I am, you hold bias for what is right and wrong like I do. However my intents are for those that I wanted to leave something behind for, which may seem contradictory given what I did."

>>11352082
It would be incredibly difficult, but not impossible.

>>11352162
I ain't readin' all that shit.

>>11352172
if tl:dr

Society is shitty, and no matter what you do it's never good enough and doing good deeds should be about inspiring others to do the same.

"Each trial is presided by a single judge, who will pass judgement without heeding the testimony of the deceased (*4), and thus divide the souls towards Heaven, Hell or the Netherworld as the outcome dictates."

from PMiSS

To commit sin is in my nature, I am and will be not sorry for being me.

Humanity was a plague upon the earth that needed to be cleansed.I have no regrets I saw the world burn.

"Ah shit, I didn't mean to do it this time."

I'm curious, has there ever been an mbti chart done for da 2hus?

>>11352706
Tons, and they're all shitty.

Say nothing, and begin stroking penis right in front of her.
I'm a quickshot, so hopefully I can land some of my cum on those long, slender legs of hers. Then I can sit through whatever punishment I receive, happy in the fact that I came on Eiki-chan's legs.

EXCUSE ME
but this thread is against the rules.
Roleplaying is against the rules!

*tips fedora*

>>11353004
>jacking off on Eiki's legs
Welp, now I've got a boner.

>>11353004
>I'm a quickshot
Haha no doubt

Also does Touhou hell last forever or do they let you out to have another go once you've served your time?

>>11350452
Is Yama one of the Buddhists who thinks that suicide violates the first precept or not?

This is important. Have I committed murder by killing myself? Was mental illness or extreme duress of some sort a factor in my suicide?

I have nothing to be ashamed of... I have lived a good life and deserved it because I worked hard for it... also, those onions are not mine... just in case the onion guy pops in this thread...

test

>>11355478
Br?

I want to meet Her, to be just like Her.

>>11354545
You're replying to a Stupid Thread, so don't take this too seriously. But if you were doin' everything right, you would just vanish from existence and/or become a buddha. And stuff.

Or like something.

>>11355478
I thought you were dead.

>>11355529
I'm sure he is, this is some copycat.

finally, my fate is decided by someone who understands me ;;

>>11351304
They will be judged on time. Creators, the spirit of your planet, your species, your parents, the society: All will be found before the Yama, and all will be judged accordingly.

But this judgment is your, and you've given me nothing but excuse and pretext. That was your life to care ; this will be your damnation.

>>11352162
>Blah blah blah.

Several incorrect assumption in your text.

First, suicide is not a sin before the Yama. It is, at the very worst, worthy of a minor reprimand. The suicide taboo was introduced by religions that promised heavens: in Brahmanism and Buddhism, the heavens are only temporary before reincarnations. And Buddhists even consider them very negatively.

There was never any suicide taboo in Hinduism or Buddhism. Your current life is a consequences of your karma. Killing yourself is stupid, because it won't change anything in the long run, but not against any divine law.

The other misconception is believing the Yama could take the society as excuse. They are not here to judge society. They are here to judge you, and only you. Your actions. What you did. What you wanted to do.

The best defense before the Yama would be to say "I did my best". Unfortunately, anon rarely does their best.

How many sins can I commit before being stuck in hell? What exactly is a sin according to Eiki?

>>11355608
Sauce?

>>11355683
Install the script, man.
http://exhentai.org/g/130299/5de40319a2/

>>11355726
A: Thanks for the link.
B: What script?

>>11355728
http://hupotronic.github.io/ExLinks/

I'm just bored. Everything I did was only because there's nothing much else for me to do.
Though she knows this already anyway, so no point in explaining myself, it's bothersome.

woohoo

>>11356425
whoops wrong thread, hold on

>>11354530
It's a jail with only temporary sentences, because it's Buddhist hell. You can never well and truly fuck yourself in Buddhism like you can in Christianity, though if you're really bad you might have to burn for a few millenia.

>>11350452
[x]jump in the lake

>>11358338
[x] jump in the lake while genuflecting.