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11349085 No.11349085 [Reply] [Original]

Why is the OPPAI attractive?

>> No.11349088

because bounce and soft

>> No.11349103

>>11349085
because you are a biological robot, a software program that is designed to do certain things so that the code can continue and change when necessary.

>> No.11349114

>>11349085
Biologically big breasts mean that the children will have enough milk to eat. It's a sign of well-being and a proof that the mother can carry children. You are genetically programmed to like OPPAI since the beginning.

>> No.11349130

>>11349103
athts depe dude..

>> No.11349148

>>11349114
wrong

>> No.11349207

>>11349103
In the future, please use ''you're'' instead of ''you are''. When you write it as you did, I read it with long pauses in between ''you'' and ''are'', which makes it really annoying to read.

Thank you.

>> No.11351060

>>11349207
Or you just pass pre-school reading comprehension so you don't look like the retard you are when you have to read a text somewhere outside of your mothers basement. Oh wait. :^)

>> No.11351103
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fucken tits thread

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how big is too big?

>> No.11351114

>>11349088
I like how it's round. And firm and warm. Tastes good too.

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>>11351112


Anything above Lv4 is just ridiculous, and I only go that high for Komachi. Everyone else caps out at 2.

Komachi is just that rare gem that looks beautiful with a massive chest.

>> No.11351147

>>11351112
What the fuck is with the size jump between 0 and 1?

>> No.11351248
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My kind of thread.

>> No.11351263

>>11351133
Even that's too big. She looks like a deformed, irradiated monster.

>>11351248 is about as large as you can get while still passing as natural.

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>> No.11351271

>>11351112
I'll take anything less than 10 sans 0. I like to at least see the girl.

3-7 is the best and most perfect interval though.

>> No.11351280

>>11351263
who gives a shit about the natural world?

>> No.11351288

Why are we programmed to like big boobs anyway or just boobs in general? How does our body know when we see boobs to like them, even before we learn about sex and stuff we still like boobs, even little kids like them. And don't say "they make more milk" because that's been proven false many years ago.

I guess it's because our moms have boobs and boobs grow during breast feeding so most mothers have them.

>> No.11351292
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Ghost oppai!

>> No.11351293
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is side oppai okay?

>> No.11351297

>>11351288
Fertility and health.

>And don't say "they make more milk" because that's been proven false many years ago.
It has?

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It's been awhile.

>> No.11351309
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best mamma

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I just want to lie my head between.

>> No.11351316

>>11351297
If the baby sucks more, more milk is produced. If the baby sucks less, less milk is produced.

Size is irrelevant.

>> No.11351318

Can you use boobs as a pillow? They look soft, but I bet it would hurt the girl.

>> No.11351319

>>11349085
Genetics, you fucking goat. It's funny you post the GAP 2hu because you've got a fuckin GAP between your ears.

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I want to be force breast fed

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>> No.11351330

>>11351318
Depends on how long you rest. And the girl, of course.

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>>11351326
I love boob hats.

>> No.11351340

They are lewd and rude

>> No.11351354
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Why are Yukari's boobs so great?

>> No.11351359

>>11351354
she is proud of them

>> No.11351361

>>11351354
It's that classy dress.

>> No.11351376

>>11351288
>>11349085
It's like you've skipped all biology lessons in the middle school.
Natural selection (weeding off faggots and other genetic trash) and hormones (stimulating breeding and speeding up the evolution).

>> No.11351381

>>11351335
>You called, Okaasan?
>Fufufu, you're outnumbered now. Maybe you'll think twice about taking advantage of our hospitality when we're done with you.

>> No.11351383

>>11351376
#slaythegay

>> No.11351403

>>11351376
I didn't have biology until I was a sophomore in high school and we weren't allowed to learn about the female body.

>> No.11351404
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What if I'd like to impregnate both OPPAI and NOPPAI girls.

>> No.11351406

>>11351403
How's Alabama?

>> No.11351410

>>11351406
I don't know. I've never been to the south.

>> No.11351414

>>11351404
Are you asking a question?

>> No.11351445
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>>11351354
she is a perfect girl with perfect boobs

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>>11351414
No. I'd like to impregnate both kind of girls.

But it could be taken as a question about how come the "genetic OPPAI program" doesn't always work as intended.

>> No.11351474

>>11351470
Because you're gay.

>> No.11351496
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>>11351474
I'll bash ye fookin hed in m8

>> No.11351708

>>11351496
You seem like a cool dude. Let's hang out.

>> No.11351722

Do breasts taste good?

>> No.11351729

>>11351496
gob that ta me mug nt online m8 n see wha happens

>> No.11351733

>>11351722
No, they're very fatty.

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>>11351445
to be quite honest i prefer me a yukari with small boobs

>> No.11351763

/jp/, I have become obsessed with 3D oppai. How can I repent?

>> No.11351765
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>> No.11351789

>>11351763
Look at real nude ones
They're saggy and gross

>> No.11351794

>>11351280
I dunno. I guess I just prefer my 2D to be an emulation of the 3D world, but with all of the bad shit airbrushed out and some minor embellishments added for taste.

>> No.11351801

>>11351737

She is beautiful no matter what kind of boobs she has.

>> No.11351802

>>11351794
wow. that sounds so dull and boring. i feel sorry for you.

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>>11351802
>that sounds so dull and boring
I am a dull and boring person, pls no bully

>> No.11351946

>>11351789
Some sag can be nice.

>> No.11351950

>>11351946
Real ones need a little sag. Fake ones are disgusting with their lack of movement.

>> No.11352161

>>11351404
You'd impregnate anything with a pulse. Or without one.

>> No.11352243

>>11352161

l-lewd

>> No.11352248

I want to fuck a girl with big tits. Any tips?

>> No.11352259
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>>11352248
heres 2 of em

>> No.11352263

>>11352243
This thread is.

>> No.11352266
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>>11352259
Taoist tits are best tits

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>>11352266
im indifferent, honestly

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I want to see...

>> No.11352284

>>11352266
Zombies don't sweat.

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>>11352284
Don't get fooled by common sense

>> No.11352304

>>11352284
But they sure are sweet! Hehe!

>> No.11352318
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>>11352298
So much faith...

>> No.11352350

PA PA PAAI PAPPAPAPAAI!

>> No.11352393

>>11349085
Hyoudou Issei please go.

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hum...

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>> No.11353587
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>> No.11353589
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Nipple-boobs are ok but they get boring to me

I prefer butts and anuses.

>> No.11353593

>>11352318
WATHC YOR FOOKIN STEP, MATE

>> No.11353839
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Manly oppai

>> No.11353852

I prefer butts and hips

>> No.11353867 [DELETED] 

>>11353839
Fuck you chicken-shit mods

>> No.11353935

>>11353589
What about her feet?

>> No.11353941
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11353941

Harold is best touhou

>> No.11354005

>>11353935
Feet are especially nice. Even more so if they are stinky and sweaty~

>> No.11354160
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>>11353941

Ghoultits would definitely be an... experience.

>> No.11354171

>>11354160
There are mods for that.

>> No.11354180
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>>11354160
Ghoultits are fine too

>> No.11354201
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Grab chest.

>> No.11357334

>>11349085
>nice and healthy
>I BOOSTO'd
I understand Welsh Dragon

>> No.11357345

>>11354201
Is that Chiaki Kurihara from Miniskirt Pirates? I didn't think anyone else read that.

>> No.11357399

They're parts of the body that just beg to be bullied and fucked.

>> No.11357448
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>> No.11357464

>>11357448
Is it wrong that I find the most attractive part of that picture her delicious ass? I didn't even notice the massive oppai at first.

>> No.11357731
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>> No.11357750

>>11357464
No, that's pretty normal.

>> No.11357763
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Breasts are disgusting. Have any of you actually seen a set of double Ds, in front of you? Nipples are ugly, hairy things with gross bumps all of them, and not cute at all.

Having said that, as far as 2D goes, I like oppai

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>>11357763
>Breasts are disgusting. Have any of you actually seen a set of double Ds, in front of you? Nipples are ugly, hairy things with gross bumps all of them, and not cute at all.

t. virgin

>> No.11357806

>>11357763
>Have any of you actually seen a set of double Ds, in front of you?

I'm willing to bet most people here have not.

>> No.11357810

>>11357763
( ゚∀゚) please go back to >>>/a/ and never come back。

>> No.11357815

>>11357810
I've never been on /a/ before, but I'll give it a try.

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it isn't

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>>11358364
>Being a sexual preference hipster
>>>/a/

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>>11358364
Get that gay Tumblr shit out of here.

>> No.11358819
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Top lewd

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>> No.11359207
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Large breasts are great, I love em.

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>>11358877
Yuuka needs to find some bigger shirts.

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>> No.11359560

>breast

You gentlemen are by far the smartest lads i've seen on /jp/ NO! 4chan

I want to congratulate you on this success

>> No.11359569

>>11357803
>>>/sp/

>> No.11359575

>>11351112
lv6+ is just out of hand.
I like giantess stuff, but i can't fuck a girl if her vagina is bigger than me, that's why i like mini giantess more.
Same applies to tits, that's why 6+ is shit, but i'd fuck anyways

>> No.11359583

>>11359560
"Boobs" sounds gross and not sexual at all. Just like "butthole".

>> No.11359600

>>11359583
Boobs sounds immature, and tits sound vulgar

>> No.11359794

>>11359583
Butthole sounds delicious and sexy

I instantly get the instinctive urge to lick and sniff one.

>> No.11359900
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Praise the undead

>> No.11359906

>>11359583
>>11359600
i thought we decided on milkfactories

>> No.11359918

>>11359906
hopes and dreams

>> No.11359938
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Okuu has her own personal term for them.

Warheads

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>>11359900
My life for Ner'zhul

>> No.11360033

>>11351267
>>11351293
>>11351824
ugly becuz of skincolor

>> No.11360092

The assumptions and generalizations in this thread are typical 4chan / Internet. Goddam kids.

You CAN have large breasts and be otherwise thin. It's not typical, but it does happen.

I prefer small figures, so the chances of me finding a petite girl with big breasts was going to be highly unlikely unless I wanted to date a stripper or somehow managed to rope myself a model.

Since I married a petite Vietnamese woman, I got my ideal body type. Since I'm not a huge "boob guy", I don't mind she has B cups.

Moral of the story; fuck y'all.

>> No.11360109

>>11360092
Reported for abusing drugs and women.

>> No.11360116

>>11360109

Just saying, if an oldfag from when 4chan launched can find an attractive Asian wife, there is hope for all of you.

Just stop arguing over which 2D girl is hottest and getting into ridiculous Internet fights over it.

>> No.11360120

>>11360116
at least you can woo her with your 4chan veteran stories. i've only been here since /jp/.

it's hopeless.

>> No.11360124

>>11360116
I don’t think many here care much about your fat white butt and your Vietnamese wife to be honest.

>> No.11360140

>>11360120

I think if she knew about 4chan and then found out I was here for that long, I'd be getting divorce papers.

>>11360124

If you don't care, what I typed wasn't for you. If no one cares, don't respond and I'll go away (and actually go back to doing work instead of wasting time here so I can waste time somewhere else).

>> No.11360141

>>11360140
shut up nerd

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>>11360141

If I'm making you mad, you best believe I ain't going nowhere, faggot.

>> No.11360151

I thought we're all bachelors..

>> No.11360231

breast/cleavage looks like a butt and you´re wired to like butts because a nice butt menas good hips and good hips mean good offspring

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This thread is glorious.

>> No.11360419
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>>11359900

>> No.11360443
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Bouncy Bouncy

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Breasts look so comfortable.

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>

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Kokoro titties!

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Fatty Boobs

>> No.11360631

Miko's titties are divine.

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>>11358364

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>>11360631

>> No.11362157

>>11358364
>>11361078
Why this have to be so self-referential

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Heavenly breasts

>> No.11364031

>>11360523
I want to stick my head between these.

>> No.11364062

Sweaty underboobs

>> No.11364118
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Whenever I see Patchy drawn with large breasts, I am really disappointed.

Please stop it

>> No.11364125
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>> No.11364127

>>11364125
Please stop it

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>> No.11364333

>>11364239
>>11364213
>>11364212
>>11364210
>>11364185
>>11364177
>>11364134
>>11364125
Disgusting.

>> No.11364339
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>> No.11364340 [DELETED] 

>>11364333
trips make it true

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>> No.11364358

>>11364337
>>11364351
eh.

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少女臭おっぱい

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