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>> No.11345643

Please do not abuse our SICP imagery.

Love, /prog/

>> No.11345646
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>> No.11345654

I love /prog/ so fucking much.

/prog/♥/jp/ best 4chan VN route

>> No.11345655
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11345655

I've been wanting to learn programming forever.

>> No.11345656
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>>11345654

>> No.11345669

>>11345655
Same here. I been meaning to learn python.

>> No.11345674
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>>11345669

well, you're in luck.

the new version of SICP was written with python in mind instead of lisp.

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>>11345669
>python

12 year old detected

>> No.11345687

>>11345674
>SICP
>python
but that's like impossible
are you just referring to how the course itself was replaced

>> No.11345694

Why does asscar look like a shrimp?

>> No.11345716

I like Game Maker Language because it does exactly what it says unless it doesn't.

>> No.11345720
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11345720

Hi /prog/. Can you help optimize my program I made.

def DESU(desu):
print desu

desu = 'DESU' * 9001

def Desu():
DESU(desu * 9001)

while Desu():
Desu()

>> No.11345731

>>11345669
Python is one of the most consistent, easiest, higher level language out there. Don't listen to the trolls. It is, in fact, absolutely perfect for learning programming language.

Just don't make the error the Java plebs do after having learned their monstrous language: after having learned Python, you didn't learn computer science. You'd "just" learned a single computer language, and one of the more remote from the machine. That doesn't make you a computer scientist, no more than having learned Newton's laws make you a full fledged physicist.

Good luck friend. And don't listen to the advice of people in /jp/ except mines, of course, because they simply don't know what they talk about generally. And those who know are either trolling or really in the wrong.

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>>11345720
>using recursion without a base case

Estupendo idiota.....

>> No.11345739

>>11345736
Kill yourself Trevgay.

>> No.11345740
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>>11345736
Go on, optimize me, im waiting()

>> No.11345748

>>11345681
Everyone has to start somewhere anon. After I learn it will make it easier to learn other languages.

>> No.11345754
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>>11345739
*Suicidarse

Pinche gringos en my jay

>> No.11345760
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>>11345754
This thread is about programming languages, not whatever that is.

>> No.11345761
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>>11345740
>implicando que yo tocaría python

>> No.11345764

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>> No.11345771

>>11345720
>Can you help optimize my program I made.
Okay.

#define DESU(desu) (printf("%s\n", desu))

template <typename Desu>
Desu desu(const Desu& desu)
{DESU(desu);}

namespace des
{
class Desu
{
public:
static const int desu_size = 4;
operator ::std::string() const
{
::std::string res;
res.reserve(desu_size * 9001);
for (size_t i = 0; i < 9001; ++i)
res.append("desu");
return res;
}
}
}

int main(int, char**)
{
desu(des::Desu());
return 0;
}


I took the liberties to change it to the best language existing. I hope you don't mind.

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>>11345760
Espanol es un idioma.

Santa mierda....

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>>11345761
>>11345774
Don't you have a Brazilian imageboard to go speak your hue hue language on?

>>11345771
Does it execute the desu's faster?

>> No.11345784

>>11345771
GJ, T.

>> No.11345797

>>11345777
It can desu desu more than 3 desu than desu. That's a lot of desu.

There was a slight error in this program. Are you a bad enough dude to see where it is?

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>>11345777
Está gelatinoso?

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11345801

It's too late for programming.

>> No.11345809

>>11345805
Stop ruining a perfectly good programming thread with that ghastly taco language.

>> No.11345820
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>>11345801
What kind of sick people stay up until 4AM? I'm sorry, it's okay.

>>11345797
I'm sorry I don't know javascript all that well, but i will take your word for it.

>> No.11345837

>>11345805
basta, tomas

>> No.11345843

>>11345820
I did too. I guess I need to sleep and try to start learning first thing tomorrow!

>> No.11345845
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>>11345809
tu hecho

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>>11345837
>tomas

Por quien me ha tomado?

>> No.11345858
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11345858

Just working on some simple image processing with Python to get used to opencv

It's going very slowly though, since I've accidentally formatted my harddrive.

>> No.11345877
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>>11345858
>ingles

Que esta haciendo?

>> No.11345882

>>11345877
me no hablas es deustch, gomen

>> No.11345892
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>>11345882
Diga eso a mi rostro, kudesai.

>> No.11345924

>>11345892
fucking bitch

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>>11345924
Disculpe?

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>>11345932

>> No.11345963
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>>11345955
Puta.....

>> No.11345964

I'm reading Agner Fog's manuals on optimization which are more practical that SICP.

>> No.11345973
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>>11345964
>ingles

Tengo que decir de nuevo?

>> No.11345975

>>11345973
Muere fuera de mi querido /jp/.

>> No.11345986

Awesome lack of accent characters, dood.

>> No.11346000

Aprendan a hablar español sarta de estupidos, no es tan dificil o quieren darsela de graciosos?

>> No.11346009

>>11346000
;-)

>> No.11346018
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11346018

>>11346000
Pensé que el doble del gran T. estaba usando algún tipo de traductor pero creo que es simplemente otro imbécil más que nunca aprendió a hablar bien.

>>11345973
Shut up nerdmeister, ingle means groin.

>> No.11346020
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11346020

any gay programmers out there

>> No.11346022

Cuando sali de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me di cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.

>> No.11346023

>>11346018
You mean my fire spells are lewd?

>> No.11346025
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11346025

>this thread
Huehuehuehue

>> No.11346027
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>>11346020
That's my /g/ meme, shithead.

>> No.11346031

>>11346027
What does guro have to do with programming?

>> No.11346034

>>11346027
sorry i like to work to create a seamless cross-board environment for the readers' pleasure

>> No.11346036

>>11346031
......................

Don't do it again.

>> No.11346039
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11346039

>>11346036

>> No.11346041

>>11346018
*mumbles*.....fucking kick ur ass.............*mumbles*

>> No.11346043
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>>11346039
Homos aren't allowed to use cromartie images.

>> No.11346046
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>>11346043

>> No.11346046,1 [INTERNAL] 

Seriously??????

>> No.11346046,2 [INTERNAL] 

I guess you weren't kidding when you said you don't even try anymore.

>> No.11346046,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,2
T is like a nugget of shit in an ocean of piss.

>captcha: Brown tabooppl

Oh dog...

>> No.11346046,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,2
Yeah, they couldn't stand your spic talk any longer.


>> No.11346046,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,4
Who are you talking to?

>> No.11346046,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,5
Meant to reply to: >>11346046,1

>> No.11346046,7 [INTERNAL] 

Why do you guys want me to kill myself?

I thought you were my friends.

>> No.11346046,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11345720
I already optimized your code a month ago in the dpt.

>> No.11346046,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,7
>I thought you were my friends.
LMAOOO

>> No.11346046,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,7
You're dead to me, dude.

>> No.11346046,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,9
>>11346046,10
I'm looking up shotguns as we shitpost.

>> No.11346046,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,11
Do you hate yourself?

I want to know. Tell me.

>> No.11346046,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,12
Dude, I'm T-Dawg. That chill shitposter guy.

I don't hate.

>> No.11346046,14 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.11346046,15 [INTERNAL] 

**YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE TOP LEL OF COMEDY GOLD** POST THIS IN 3 threads or lose your sides!
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>> No.11346046,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,13
You sound depressed lately. I'm sorry for calling you a spic I didn't mean it.

>> No.11346046,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,16
Depression is for pro virgin nerds such as yourself.

Please stop talking to me.

>> No.11346046,18 [INTERNAL] 

lmao trevshit is depressed
is he finally going to kill himself?

>> No.11346046,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,17
That's the spirit.

>>11346046,18
No.

>> No.11346046,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,19
>No.

Real nice, dude.

>> No.11346046,21 [INTERNAL] 

Mi pequeno doble no puede ser tan linda.

Tambien, ustedes son idiotas ingenuos.....

>> No.11346046,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,21
It's okay to be hurt, you don't have to hide it. But I understand your tough, and were just kiddding the whole time okay?

>> No.11346046,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,22
[i]Callate.

>> No.11346046,24 [INTERNAL] 

Hah, that sure shut him up.

What a fucking bitch.

>> No.11346046,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,21
They're not idiotic or whatever you're saying, you're just easy to imitate.

>> No.11346046,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,25
That better not be a fucking insult.

>> No.11346046,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11346046,26
It's not really. It's easy for me because I know all your tendencies and because I am you.

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