/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Tha-that´s not a problem!"

oh no you're not!

I'd give boy Wriggle a handjob, but that's as far as I'd go. I'd make his little penis hard and gently, sensually pump it until he cums, and then drink chocolate milk with him afterwards. Anything more, and it gets too gay.

>>11344549
>>11344548
Please use the quote function.

>>11344548
I don't know what are you, just commit suicide

>>11344554
but chocolate milk is as guy as it gets anon?

>>11344565
No that strawberry milk

That shit's for queers

>>11344554

(Little do you know is that I'm OP and I made this thread because I didn't get to stroke my cute childhood friend's dick tonight and am frustrated)

>>11344572

young hearts be free tonight
time is on your side ;)

If wriggle is a bug, does that mean her lifespan is only a couple days?

>>11344593
Wriggle is a drawing.

>>11344572
How would you react if you DID jerk his gherk', and you got his cum on your hand?

Also, how would you want him to react while doing it? Would you want him to make cute little moans of pleasure? Would you talk calmly to him while doing it?

>>11344565
Nah. Cute boys like chocolate milk. Fact!

>>11344593

You have to fuck him all day long so his first and last day is spend in pure bliss !

>>11344548
That only makes me harder.

>>11344597
It would be warm and make small twitches just from being held.

If I gave a soft squeeze, he would make a small "nnn" sound while closing his eyes.

If I gave a hard squeeze, he would quickly arch his back and let out a sharp moan.

>>11344597

I... I've already done it 4 or 5 times... It was weird the first time but I guess it was so good he got hooked since he didn't complain the next times when I caressed his tummy until slipping my hand in his underwear. I may have been pushing it to hard the last time because he wasn't really in the mood (he came a lot though) and maybe it was a little bit too slutty to lick it of my hand since I couldn't resist, I tried to hide it a little but I was so eager to do it he must have noticed me. For my defense it was so thick it seemed to be a rip-off from a lilith software ejaculation.

As for his reaction it is still a little bit awkward since he is in full "no homo" mode and we keep talking in a monotone and almost robotic tone about random stuff when we do it. I'd prefer if he let out cute moans, sure. He did say something slutty once or two like "If you continue to stroke me like a porn actress I'll spurt too fast"...

I usually forgot to bring tissues too and I once wanted to lick it off clean, my face was pretty close to his still hard dick but I thought that since he already came it would be awkward for him even if he is totally okay with me wiping his dick and stroking the last remnant of cum out of his urethra.

Next time I'll try to suck him off for sure, the problem is that his dumb brother is always around us, it may be somehow exciting to do it in the room next to him quietly but a blowjob is too risky...

Sorry for the blog /jp/, but it was you who asked !

>>11344637
Sounds cute and lewd! Be gentle and take your time. Don't just pump like a madman.

>>11344650
Dude you got me hard.

>>11344650
I think I have read your posts in the past. Do you crossdress?

>>11344650
>>11344675
I decided to check on the archive, are you !CrDVZAMrpI?

>>11344657

Last time I stroked my cute friend he was playing grant turismo 3, you know the last races that come by pack of 5 with each one having like 7 or 8 laps, with me gently stroking his dick in his pant. I was alternating between gentle strokes, heavy strokes and pauses to keep him on the verge of cumming, he played like that for 2 fucking hours straight. When he finally finished he gently rested on me since I was behind him all the time and I asked him if he wanted to do it here or in his bedroom. He said that he wanted to do it here (in a tone that couldn't hide the fact he couldn't endure it anymore since only a slight touch on his dick made it twitch like crazy and the tip was dripping wet) but that I had to take tissues first (of course I had a few in my pocket since I keikakued it since midday). I stroked him gently while caressing and malaxing his balls and I did it faster and faster until he came. I've never seen such a huge ejaculation in my whole life, it could literally put a german goo girls bukkake scene to shame. It was the first time I made someone cum too, seeing his entire body slightly getting tense and trembling while his dick spurted huge stream of thick cum so hard the poor tissues got pierced and he got some on his face... Waouw... It was something.

What if all 2hus are secretly boys?

>>11344650
sexy

>>11344681

I'm discovered. I'm also >>11344694 . Now that I recall it wasn't the first time I made him cum though.

>>11344681

Dear, I said such lewd and slutty things I'm almost dying of shame.

>>11344731
do you crossdress or not dude?

please answer i can only fap when i know the answer

>>11344731
Don't be, reading it made me hard.

>>11344731
You're going to have to take responsibility for all of /jp/'s erect cocks!

No sex before marriage.

>>11344743

I did shaved totally at one point but didn't had any clothes to go with it. Now that I stroke him I'm not a crossdresser but I still have long hair and I'm kinda cute. In fact being cute is a problem because my school is in a town full of albanese and nigger thugs so I have to appear ugly/manly to not be mugged. And I can take full care of my girly cuteness only when I have almost 2 weeks of vacation. In fact my friend is a lotta cuter than me (i'm kinda jealous).

This is why I'd never attend the fabled /jp/ meetup...

I wish I could help take care of /jp/ and his erections...

>>11344787
Suck my cock dude.

>>11344748

EVERYONE IN LINE !

>>11344799
are you just a fag then or do you wish to become the little girl?

Wriggle's boy-feets.

tfw you will never smell /jp/s underwear

>>11344809

That one was a joke. I'd prefer to be a lesbian little girl over anything else.

On a side note I can't believe I wrote something as crude as "dick mayonnaise', even "meat-toilet" sounds polite next to it.

>>11344836
that's something [spoilers]____________________________________________________SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!__________________________[/spoiler]

>>11344836
"Love juice" is my favorite! Or "Pleasure goo"!

this thread is making me really sad any missing my real life ex jp bf..

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

remember the jpmap

>>11344865
>DRONE STRIKES FOR ALL GAYS AND NEETS EVERYDAY!

lel lepic xD

he sur showd us!!!!

>lel lepic xD

he sur showd us!!!!

>>11344855
Why did you then

>>11344891
what?

>>11344903
Become ex

>>11344912
he left me..

>>11344914

YOU THAT ALWAYS POST THE FAMOUS "..." WITH ONLY TWO DOTS I ALWAYS THAT YOU WERE A FAGGOT ! ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD DO THAT !

>>11344865
That otaku culture feel when someone put a drone strike within 10 miles of my home without anyone else being nearby.

He also called me a faggot.

>>11344865
Nobody else is in south Jersey...

>>11344914
Did you at least suck his cock?

>>11344932

All I understood is that there are no gloryholes nor cute /jp/sies near me. Sadfrog.jpeg.

Why do I find cute /jp/ boys to be hotter than actual male models and stuff like that

God I want to relieve you so bad, I mean no offence but you're probably not going to get your dick sucked a lot y'know

I just want to suck you off qtpi /jp/ posters

>>11344943
Poor Cape May anon. I'll be attending Uni in South Jersey next week if you want someone to take it easy with.

[surprise]Only if you're qt though[/surprise]

>>11344947
I'd be really flustered if a /jp/ poster wanted to do lewd things with me.

>>11344944
yes

>>11344947
But I've never had my p*n*s sucked before!

tfw 6'2" 200lb bear with hair everywhere and acne
;_;

>>11344968
Bears are hot

>>11344947
because we're cute

>>11344865

>>11344968

6' and 215 lb. here.

You're cute on the inside!

Nuke the gays

>>11344955
>Cape May
H-How did you know?

>>11344995
Oh! I actually put myself in. I forgot.

>>11344995
We all must keep track of eachother.

>>11344947
id like you to but never leave me okay?

>>11345001
I think that's kind of cute, anon.

>>11344966
>>11344957
>>11344973
>>11345014
Are any of you asian?

I kinda have a thing for cute asian guys, especially if they don't shave and aren't very big

>>11345051
no i'm a petite small white trap

>>11345055
Me too

This isn't going to work :<

>>11345055
>>11345059
Hey, would you two like to come over? We can cuddle and I'll bake treats!

>>11345061
i'd like to but you're probably really far away and talking like this makes me feel really lonely..

>>11345061
>treats!

I bet you'd put something lewd in them!

>>11345065
Aw, I'd like to make you feel wanted, not lonely!

>>11345067
No! Just regular treats, you can put something lewd in your mouth later.

>>11345069
where do you live..

>>11345071
In Arizona.

>>11345075
of course..

see all i feel is more lonely now.. sigh i'll never find jpsy to take care of me and love me, everyone is so far away..

>>11345075

Tfw Arizona Lurker came buckets reading half the posts

>>11345091
you really think so anon?

Sometimes I just want a jaypee to do lewd things with..

>>11344865
No qt Ottawa /jp/sies I see. . .

>>11345078
I'm sorry I made you feel that way. I'm sure you'll find a /jp/sie to wrap his arms around you tight!

am i qt /jp ?

>>11345173
Nigga you look like Chucky.

>>11345219
this one is better ?

>>11345253
Why do guys think
They can pull off long hair

99% of them can't

Do you not realize it looks dumb

I nominate this for lewdest /jp/ thread.

>>11345173
>>11345253

Are you a boy or a girl?

>>11345253
>>11345173
my neck hates you

>>11345259
>>11345264
is this one better ?

>>11345262
boy !

>>11345271
No. Too lewd!

>>11345259
i just dont cut it lol plus i want to look like NSK.
at least my pupils are qt

No way does /jp/ have that many people. It feels like only twelve people post here most of the time

>>11345315
But I'm here and I'm not on that map.

My self confirmation bias and projection inclines me to think there are other anons (maybe even the majority) out there that also wouldn't place themselves on that list due to paranoia/anxiety/etc.

>>11345331
I think that too.

And some probably think it's pointless with that "llel epico drone strickes!!!!!! xD" faggot.

Am I a qt, /jp/?

>>11345367
You look like you're imaging a huge, thick cock being shoved up your vagina, which is throbbing and aching in desire for dick.

>>11345367
I want to put it in

Seriously, is Wriggle a boy or a girl?

>>11345394
Girl.

>>11345394
A girl. Just don't ask to see her vagina though. That will get her all hot and bothered and flustered!

>>11345331
paranoid neet reporting in, none of u will evr no where I live, fuckers.

褌ｗｗｗ

>>11344548
why is his/her wearing a cape?
really cute pic

>>11345567
Because Wriggle is a hero.

>>11345572

>Wriggle is an hero
No! Don't do it Wriggle!

>>11345580
It's okay, she can respawn.

>>11345580
Too late

aaa nice thread

my penis thanks u ;)

>>11344593
Some bugs live longer than humans.

>>11344593
>>11346058
she's probably some kind of bug deity

>>11345271
you'd make a passable trap

>>11344548
would wiggle lay eggs in you after she fucks oyu??????

>>11346116
wouldn't it be the other way around?

i-is it still okay to post a lewd story in this thread?

>>11346183
Careful, things got deleted!

>>11346186
I wanted to do it last night when the thread just started but I fell asleep and now I'm sad I missed out on all the fun ;_;

>>11346190
I'll listen to your lewd story.

>>11346164
have you fucked a bug girl before?

>>11345602
You have to hit her butt with that.

Here's my lewd story if that anon is still here to listen.

I was visiting my boyfriend for the first time and it was kind of late so we were cuddling in the dark. I was sitting on his lap with my arms around him and resting my head on my shoulder. He was caressing my bare legs and it felt really nice, he would slowly move his hand all the way down to my feet, then stop and move it all the way back up to my thighs. He slowly started getting closer and closer to my butt and eventually he slid his hand up into my boxers and started caressing my asscheck. It felt nice so I started kissing him on the neck. He started getting more bold and rubbing the inside of my thigh and that felt amazing, I think that's my favorite place to be touched. It was so relaxing and nice that I was only a little bit hard and then he started to play with my penis and then I got really hard. It felt amazing and I accidentally started giving out little moans. It was a lot different than masturbation since you can't predict what the other person is going to do so it's easy to get a little surprised when they suddenly yank it a certain way and it feels great. I think he must have taken it out of my boxers at some point because he asked me if I had phimosis which I do. In the end I wasn't able to cum even though I wanted to because I was too nervous I guess.

Sorry about my bad writing, I'm not very good at describing things but I hope you enjoyed reading it!

>>11346224
this made me depressed

>>11346230
s-sorry, why did it make you depressed?

>>11346264
it was really cute and nice and it reminded me of my ex bf

sorry i liked it though

>>11346269
I'm glad you liked it but sorry for making you depressed... I hope you feel better soon!

>>11346272
i wont

its okay though its not your fault..

>>11344548
Too late, too late. Your wrr~irginity is mine.

A meanie has deleted all the lewd posts. I'm really disappointed.

Would you sniggle with wriggle?

>>11347297

Only with boy wriggle and so hard it would put the papacy to shame.

>>11344548
wriggle leggo my eggo

>>11347306
what would you do if boy wriggle's wriggle got hard and starting poking into you while sniggling?

>>11344548
i want to spread his legs wider,then slide my hand into his pants

>>11347576
feel it up with my hand. squeeze it.

>>11344611

That's erotic, yet also grotesque. I like it.

>>11347700

>>11347714

>>11347733

>>11347742

>>11347619
how do you think boy wriggle would react to that?

i-i like boy wriggle.

>>11347878
AHAHAHAHA QUEER!

w-wait so do I ;_;

>>11347878
>>11347899
I bet you fags want to suck his small wiener.

>>11347904
I really do, you're right
I love cocks

>>11347262
Oh ya I was in this thread yesterday it was really good

What's up with this mods >:(

You guys reallyt-turn me on. Got any 2hu male on male cosplay sex videos? I know they exsist.

uh-oh mods looks like thread is getting lewd again

better start deleting

>>11347904
I *love* small uncut dicks

any of you /jp/sies wanna fug

>>11347962
Last night there were a bunch of lewd stories and that map thing that has locations of qtpi jp boys around the world

Thanks mate.

>>11347938
Check out this one __________SURPRISE!!!_________

>>11347938
There's that SakuyaxMomiji one.

>>11347962
are you a grill?

>>11344565
Fun fact, as a kid, I thought black women lactated chocolate milk .

>>11348018
Do Indians lactate strawberry milk and Asians banana?

>>11345394
Yuuka is checking!

>>11348250
When will she publish the results of her findings?

Really? He looks like a grill.

>>11348250
More.

Wriggle is a girl!

Wriggle is sexual!

>>11348250
jesus, dude, ats a little bit much don'tcha think?

>>11344548
wriggle is a girl

>>11344548
that pose look like a sexual advance to me

>>11350861
If I sit like that will cute boys have sex with me? Can I increase my chances by wearing a skirt and cute panties?

>>11350861
If I sit like that will cute boys have sex with me? Can I increase my chances by wearing a skirt and cute panties?

>>11350897
Only fat hairy men with horse penises will come to you.

>>11350897
I'd fuck you.

>>11355615
wriggle is a pokemon

post boy wriggle!

>>11357756

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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>>11344573
yeah, two dudes plowing eachother is less gay than strawberry milk.

I don't understand this whole boy meme

>>11369250
the meme is "would you still fug him"

>>11348018
You're my hero.

>>11357756
yuuka x wriggle is literally the worst pairing imaginable

>>11344548
Awesome.

Boy the ****** sure is a faggot.

>>11348250
lewd as fug

I whould "bully" wriggle!

>>11348250
It really makes me mad when people draw big dicks on shota.

>>11379505
>said the guy with small dick

>>11344555
"Fuck you" - Dante from Devil May Cry series

>>11379510
My dick is actually quite big. I just don't like seeing little boys with big ones.

>>11379520
Can I kiss it gently before taking it all in my tight boypussy?

>>11379526
Sure but I'm lubing it up before sliding it in

>>11379515
"Fuck you" - Van Darkholme

>>11379520
>>11379526
>>11379575
take your faggotry back to /lgbt/

>>11379655
/jp/ is the second gayest board on 4chan dude.

>>11379719
I'd say that /jp/ is actually the second most homophobic board, after /pol/.

>>11379485
I would hug him...

>>11344548
I want to rape wriggle